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[–]TheVaginaMightier 46 points47 points ago

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Fake as hell.

[–]cmj4h 5 points6 points ago

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[–]liescontrolus 1 point2 points ago

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I like how he says there all real genuine things when its on a website anyone can add stuff to.

[–]Halliburton-Shill 0 points1 point ago

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Wikiality at its best.

[–]THEAgent_Orange 1 point2 points ago

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Kitttteh is an upvote hore

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I read that whole thing as horses.

[–]12yearoldangst 20 points21 points ago

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you're sick.

[–]TreePuncher 9 points10 points ago

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[–]kitler 0 points1 point ago

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Its pretty obvious that a kid didn't write that actually.

Handwriting/spelling ratio was too good.

[–]FatherDamo 6 points7 points ago

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I like to look at hores on the internet but my wife doesn't like it.

[–]psymon 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Curbe 1 point2 points ago

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HAHAHAHA SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN

[–]Zipwang5555 1 point2 points ago

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At 16, your cool uncle is suppose to buy you the hores. See if you like them. If so, then at 20 you can buy your own hores. Hores prefer you make up your own mind about them. If you buy hores, they expect you to buy them carats. Be careful which hores you bring home. That's all I got.

[–]MysticX 1 point2 points ago

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Is this your homework, Larry?

[–]Highway62 0 points1 point ago

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You're killing your father Larry

[–]ntt 1 point2 points ago

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"when i'm 16 or 20 i'll buy my own hores"... already thinking of a carrier path...

[–]Mirkrid 4 points5 points ago

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Carrier has arrived.

[–]ferretsarerad 0 points1 point ago

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Oldie, but a goodie.

[–]artemisgoldfish 0 points1 point ago

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HURRR I'M A HOERS

[–]Bobby824 0 points1 point ago

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Well of course his mom wont let his dad have hores

[–]g1zmo 0 points1 point ago

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There's my problem -- I never tried carrots!

(BTW, if anyone mentions waffles I'm going to Internet-punch you in the throat)

[–]neonettech 0 points1 point ago

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long live the hores!

[–]Zallarion 0 points1 point ago

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Little pimp.

[–]trustysidekick 0 points1 point ago

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Ooh. Internet Archeology. Way to dig up this oldie. Also, fake.

[–]Tyrus -4 points-3 points ago

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Killjoy: It is developmentally appropriate for a K-3 aged child to mix, swap, or drop letters in spelling

[–]trager 2 points3 points ago

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yes...yes it is...your point is?

[–]bmfalconer -1 points0 points ago

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Doesn't mean it's not funny.