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[–]Ojoo 56 points57 points ago

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Cool a .gif the size of reddit's thumbnail pic.

[–]Airazz 1 point2 points ago

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What?

(15.4in screen)

[–]MikeTheStone 83 points84 points ago

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Too small/didnt see

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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I didn't even know it was Bieber until I read the comments here. :/

[–]Harbltron 14 points15 points ago

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Me either, I was wondering who that lesbian was.

[–]wagedomain 3 points4 points ago

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The size of the gif wouldn't help you with that problem.

[–]ProfessorPoopyPants 9 points10 points ago

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... That's what she said?

[–]Zaziel 4 points5 points ago

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Damnit, I didn't come soon enough!

Wait...

[–]31stan 1 point2 points ago

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... That's what she said?

[–]PoopyMcpants 0 points1 point ago

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-Michael Scott

-ProfessorPoopyPants

[–]bhindblueyes430 0 points1 point ago

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get the Reddit Enhancement suite and drag that shit

[–]Vexing 0 points1 point ago

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TS;DS Pancakes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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YOU MEAN WAFFLES? HAHAHAHAH
I hate this meme

[–]Vexing 2 points3 points ago

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You're doing it wrong. And do you know how it originated? Curious.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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During the rally to restore sanity. Hardcore redditors were all away from reddit. A redditor made a thread about forcing a meme just to spite the hardcore redditors. I couldn't find the thread.

[–]Vexing 1 point2 points ago

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Just making sure. I saw the original, don't worry about it (:

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Nice to know I passed your test

[–]Vexing 0 points1 point ago

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Well I was just going to tell you if you didn't know...

[–]omgimonfire 23 points24 points ago

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[–]RandomAccount3 7 points8 points ago

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Warning: This site plays an obnoxiously loud sound.

[–]ehrlics 29 points30 points ago

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protip: every link from ytmnd plays loud sound

[–]tmccaughan 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]FearlessFreep 63 points64 points ago

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No he didn't

[–]cboogs 34 points35 points ago

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Shakira gifs are the greatest...I'll just leave this here http://thechive.com/2010/12/02/shakira-shakin-it-is-mesmerizing-gifs/

[–]evileddy 33 points34 points ago

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Wonder how much money it would cost to fuck her in the ass?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Since she is incredibly rich you might want to plan another route to her ass.
Maybe she likes smiley faces.

[–]rarkai 10 points11 points ago

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I would pay it

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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the things I would eat out of her ass.

[–]whatevers_clever 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sure if you donated as much money as she has to her country, she would instantly fall in love with you. That's my plan at least.

[–]evileddy -4 points-3 points ago

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So .. like 50 bucks?

[–]whatevers_clever 8 points9 points ago

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She spends a lot of time in colombia trying to fund/promote schooling/etc... apparently the majority of her 'fortune' has went to it.

[–]beneaththeradar 1 point2 points ago

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just wondering why you put the word fortune in quotes. she has made quite a bit of money.

[–]whatevers_clever 0 points1 point ago

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$50 comment combined with my sarcasm

[–]joker_of_the_deck 0 points1 point ago

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First, you would have to deal with a little... pique.

[–]evileddy 0 points1 point ago

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I don't have any pride... :S

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love you.

[–]cockeyedboozehag 0 points1 point ago

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..and now I have to go to the gym.

[–]MattChew 4 points5 points ago

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Captains log, Star date 23.175/3... Just blown the fuck out of a girly boy with a tommy gun

[–]buzzfledderjohn 0 points1 point ago

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Heh heh! upvote

[–]joker_of_the_deck 0 points1 point ago

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Oh no! Not Wesley!

[–]baumkramer 26 points27 points ago

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LOL JUSTIN BIEBER'S GAY I'M NOT GAY HAHAHAHA

[–]TwistedBrother 7 points8 points ago

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So you came to reddit even after we warned you about the viruses? I'm impressed.

[–]arbuthnot-lane 1 point2 points ago

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Said the 13 day old account to the yearling :)

[–]TwistedBrother 0 points1 point ago

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No trouble to tell you're new here - you assume this is my only account.

[–]GuildMonkey 3 points4 points ago

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I beg to differ.

[–]rudesasquatch 6 points7 points ago

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Mediocore at best.

[–]ybothegreat 3 points4 points ago

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Definitely seen better

[–]KimJongChill 12 points13 points ago

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The only time I encounter Bieber or his bangs or his music ever is when a teenager is bashing him. Your energy would be better spent attacking the industry that created his public image and financed his concerts rather than making gifs. There's always a Bieber or a Backstreet Boys or a Spice Girls or a Silverchair or a Debbie Gibson or a Vanilla Ice or a Leif Garrett or a Paul Anka or a Frankie Avalon. It's the machine that's loathesome, not the teenage children who agree to sing and dance in exchange for unlimited supplies of pussy and money.

[–]honkyoumofo 2 points3 points ago

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Silverchair actually played instruments though, so I guess that'd make them a hybrid.

[–]soundsnc 7 points8 points ago

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Hardly

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[insert joke about mistaking Justin Bieber for being a woman here]

[–]dmalice 1 point2 points ago

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This is maybe...maybe the 418th best animated gif on the internet. And that would be generous

[–]dubloe7 1 point2 points ago

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So, by "created" do you mean saved from a website? Or do you mean recreated because he saw almost the exact same thing on a website?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What's up with reddit's hate and obsession with that guy?

[–]OMGBRONCOMANIAC 1 point2 points ago

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It's like children. You know when a little boy wanted to show a little girl that he liked her? There would exist insurmountable feelings boiling within this small boy, but his vernacular and his physical behavior just couldn't express them. Try as he might, nothing could quite capture the undying and vibrant love he had for this beautiful enigma of a girl. So he would push her down and call her ugly.

Reddit is the little boy.

[–]Ziolent 1 point2 points ago

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Was that Justin Bieber? I hope so.

[–]silvernose 7 points8 points ago

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Your little brother's offering is weak. Yes, I said it. Weak.

This is the funniest gif on the intertubes.

http://pics.bullmilk.com/0709/thor_gets_stoned.gif

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Rofl you're right.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I remember that when it was JPEGs.

/old. /possibly a hipster now. Thanks.

[–]SuperfluousMoniker 0 points1 point ago

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Me too...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Too small to be considered good.

Get higher res clips and remake it bigger.

[–]pedelor 4 points5 points ago

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By created, you mean he saved the file,"from a web site", to his desktop and changed the name of it?

[–]abe_1066[S] 7 points8 points ago

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No, by "created," I mean he altered the original "Picard vs. Chunk" GIF you might be rememering to include Bieber.

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, that's Bieber. I still like the Picard/Chunk one better.

[–]tykeryerson 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed. This title is misleading.

[–]Narwont -1 points0 points ago

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this is truth

[–]tsunake 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah no human could create a gif like that. Do you know how long it would take to draw each pixel?

[–]disc2k 0 points1 point ago

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Drawing isn't the only way to create something.

[–]tsunake 0 points1 point ago

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Even though it's called mspaint you can't actually use paint. I got suspended when I tried.

[–]spamdefender 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because I hate Justin Bieber for absolutely no reason other than the fact it's cool to hate him. Oh yeah, I also don't like Nickelback, Windows Vista, DRM, and Jay Leno.

[–]lucidreamstate 0 points1 point ago

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But nothing is cooler than hating on cool people.

[–]Justg66 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't realize it was "cool" to hate Nickelback. I hated them since I first found out they existed. so I am cool now. yay. I have hated Jay Leno since he took over for Carson (the god). It is nice to be cool

[–]CriminalMacabre 0 points1 point ago

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Make it bigger and we'll talk

[–]bmfalconer 0 points1 point ago

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Was that Justin Bieber?!?!?

[–]milesabove 0 points1 point ago

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When I saw that scene on CSI I thought, "I wonder how many 4channers are going to try and internet-kill Beibs." Turns out your little bro beat them to it.

[–]Xeracy 0 points1 point ago

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chunk > bieber

[–]johndisko 0 points1 point ago

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Why won't you DIE!

[–]GrantW01 0 points1 point ago

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I like it and approve of it's message

Have an upvote

[–]Brewtus 0 points1 point ago

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he's the man now, dog!

[–]Rockdtben 0 points1 point ago

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BIEBER DOWN!

[–]carterjs 0 points1 point ago

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...and by little brother, you mean you.

[–]OfficerMudkip 0 points1 point ago

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No, he didn't. He didn't even create this, assuming he even exists.

[–]W00LFMAN 0 points1 point ago

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Big brother karma thief

[–]abe_1066[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Yarp. That's basically what he said when I told him I posted it. Actually, I mostly just lurk on Reddit, so I'm not too worried about the karma; I just thought people might get a kick out of this :)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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LOLOL GUYS JUSTIN BIEBER DYING RIGHT OMG RIGHT? SO FUNNY LOLOLOL

[–]alextetris 0 points1 point ago

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I could watch that all day

[–]logboy 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, c'mon you guys!

That's an awesome gif!

Go Picard! Kill that little bitch~

[–]housnap 0 points1 point ago

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Meh. Opposition's main argument for hating Bieber? "He sounds like a girl". Okay, well you're hating for something that is involuntary and quite out of his control. May I compare it to hating ugly people because they're...ugly? Yes, I may. And that's quite ridiculous. Second argument? "Why is he famous, when indie-artist guitar folk singer is so much more talented and yet nobody knows about them?" That isn't even an argument, there will ALWAYS be under-appreciated artists. And it's not like you see Bieber getting trashed at clubs, acting violent, doing drugs, or flaunting his wealth.

Disclaimer, I am not a "Bel-ieber". Just one person who is dismayed at all the flack he gets, considering lil' dude doesn't go out of his way to offend anybody. Case in point: Kanye.

[–]jedibummaster 0 points1 point ago

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"Bel-ieber"

Is...is that a thing?

[–]Frankfusion 0 points1 point ago

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Who is the kid getting shot?

[–]i_adler 2 points3 points ago

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Justin Beiber on CSI. I think. It's kind of hard to see.

[–]sepluvsepluv -2 points-1 points ago

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Seriously, I see Picard and...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A million North American Teens jealous of the pussy Bieber can get. His movie is rated 1.1 on IMDB, really? If you don't like his music change the fucking channel. I change a Bieber song as quick as any other pop sensation crap.

[–]dropkickninja -1 points0 points ago

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you may be right.

[–]dwerbs -4 points-3 points ago

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GENIUS

[–]ENTertain_Me -1 points0 points ago

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seen it

[–]THIR13EN -1 points0 points ago

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I approve.

[–]upplrmorons -1 points0 points ago

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"___________"

[–]Monso -1 points0 points ago

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[–]andrewsmith1986 -1 points0 points ago

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Bieber?

[–]saucemoney -2 points-1 points ago

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P'Kard

[–]doomsdayhero -2 points-1 points ago

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kinda small but pretty hilarious nonetheless

[–]helpcomputa -2 points-1 points ago

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i dont know about "The Best" but it IS a good gif

upvote.

[–]rAxxt -2 points-1 points ago

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Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes!

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[–]shomiato 2 points3 points ago

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That is pretty odd, considering the csi episode only aired about 1 night ago.

[–]wagedomain 1 point2 points ago

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Are you from the future?!

[–]DarthYoda -3 points-2 points ago

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I APPROVE!