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[–]pseudolobster 33 points34 points ago

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[–]Biggs_Hoson 12 points13 points ago

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The skinny arms had me laughing, seeing the original pic leaves me with a warm and fuzzy feeling of satisfaction. I don't care what anyone says, you're a real lobster to me.

[–]EvilHom3r 1 point2 points ago

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You probably won't believe me, but I'm the one who started that meme.

[–]hajder 0 points1 point ago

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If it makes you feel better... I do.

[–]toadkicker 0 points1 point ago

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He is the most interesting meme starter in the world.

[–]zbowling 0 points1 point ago

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No. Fark or EbaumsWorld did (4chan can't decide when I asked). It's not even the original photo either.

Source: I'm an expert that reads ED and KnowYourMeme.

[–]borntorave 13 points14 points ago

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Brushie brushie brushie!

[–]drethedog 10 points11 points ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Good oral hygiene is important.

[–]marthastewartsvagina 0 points1 point ago

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I quite agree.

[–]metamucil 2 points3 points ago

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YOU WILL LEARN! I WILL TEACH YOU!

[–]toddbass10 4 points5 points ago

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This is my toothbrush these are my gums!

[–]sandozguineapig 2 points3 points ago

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Cavity Creeps don't stand a chance.

[–]beta_pup 0 points1 point ago

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We make holes in teeth!

[–]hajder 2 points3 points ago

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[–]kore464 1 point2 points ago

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"Go all the way! D.P. With Oral B!"

I can see a new oral hygiene campaign coming!

[–]ObsequiousEmu 1 point2 points ago

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I feel ashamed having laughed at this...

[–]zip_000 0 points1 point ago

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Funny... but those arms are freakishly and creepily thin.

[–]umilmi81 0 points1 point ago

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You don't scare me. Work on it.

[–]wiz3n 0 points1 point ago

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Can't.. stop... watching...

[–]botman 0 points1 point ago

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Brush your teeth, brush your teeth, brush your goddamn teeth.

[–]YourPantsAreSagan 0 points1 point ago

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BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE

[–]chris-martin 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE, BRUSHIE?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Does a former drill sergeant make a terrible therapist?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhlWddAXSRA

[–]toothfairy32 -1 points0 points ago

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me gusta