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[–]Misk232 16 points17 points ago

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I'm waiting for rule 34 to pop up and make this just absolutely horrifying to a point of no return.

[–]paveln 33 points34 points ago

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[–]SeeWhatYouDidThere 1 point2 points ago

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no 69?

[–]TweeknTekneek 26 points27 points ago

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I can't look at my toothpaste the same way anymore.

[–]ENTP 10 points11 points ago

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You're gonna spend a lot more time brushing now, aren't you?

[–]AspectOf 5 points6 points ago

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9 out of 10 dentists recommend it

[–]TycoBrahe 1 point2 points ago

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9 out of 10 toothbrushes disapprove.

[–]AspectOf 6 points7 points ago*

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That's why you just have to find the 1 outta 10 toothbrushes that are into that sorta thing...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I rarely actually laugh out loud at things but this...oh yes.

[–]smackfrog 3 points4 points ago

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Never understood the people who do this in the shower

[–]vinfx 8 points9 points ago

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Brush their teeth?

[–]ipn8bit 2 points3 points ago

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I brush my teeth in the shower, I brush um sooooo good.

[–]Bjoernn -1 points0 points ago

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hey!

just like Justin Bieber!

lucky you

[–]Jon46 1 point2 points ago

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Damnit I was just about to go brush my teeth too.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 1 point2 points ago

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No, you weren't.

[–]Jon46 0 points1 point ago

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Yes I was, The time I posted that was like 12 at night and I was just about to go to bed.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 0 points1 point ago

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You thought you were. 3 hours later you were still surfing reddit!

[–]wookiesandwich 0 points1 point ago

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its the expression on the tube's face that really makes it -lol

[–]indico 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Erzsabet 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think I can ever brush my teeth again now...

[–]nilnoc23 0 points1 point ago

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cannot unsee

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god. I just brushed my teeth too.

[–]Guysmiley777 0 points1 point ago

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Two tubes one brush?

[–]Brainzz 0 points1 point ago

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brushy brushy

[–]McNubblet 0 points1 point ago

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That is just disturbing.

Who comes up with this shit?

[–]ReallyEvilCanine 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Jon46 0 points1 point ago

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Your new to reddit, huh?

[–]jahbless89 0 points1 point ago

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haha i saw this somewhere today and lold

[–]sockthepuppetry 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jeannaimard 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rayjbady 0 points1 point ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[–]thespecialsauce 0 points1 point ago

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Remember, after meals is always best.

[–]nightspy1309 0 points1 point ago

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The title was half the whole joke.

[–]Padoo -1 points0 points ago

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Um.... NSFW?

[–]AspectOf 1 point2 points ago

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This is only NSFW if you work with really, really prudish extremists

[–]IMADV8 2 points3 points ago

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Or if your monitor is visible to customers, as mine is.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I love you, Reddit.

[–]chollyer -1 points0 points ago

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I'll be the prude and say this might deserve an NSFW tag.