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As a surfer and a man, I don't know whether to cum or cum (i.imgur.com)

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[–]CGorman68 106 points107 points ago

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'shopped
Still nice, though.

[–]PiratesInBowties 66 points67 points ago

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we don't need your truth here!

[–]dankclimes 10 points11 points ago

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Barely shopped tho. All I can see is they took the dude out and fixed the girl's left ass cheek to be more symmetrical.

[–]allisonivy 35 points36 points ago

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They ruined her ass IMO. The reason her but cheeks weren't equal is because she was putting weight on her left leg, causing the muscle to tighten. When you even it out, it looks cartoonish and you loose the gesture of her stance. I swear people who know about classical drawing would make the best retouchers. First of all, don't mess with perfection. When you hit that hip to waist ratio just right, leave it alone, it's actually less beautiful to exaggerate it. It's the reason for the downfall of playboy and other magazines. You know it's fake because it looks fake, therefore they aren't good at their jobs.

[–]fquizon 2 points3 points ago

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Well put.

Now all I can think about is the fact that with her weight shifted forward and the increased boob size, she would clearly be falling over in the shopped picture.

[–]Wimc 6 points7 points ago

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They also popped her boob from an A to a C.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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More like C to DD

[–]Wimc 22 points23 points ago

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Okay, sorry.. I've never bought a bra.

[–]packy17 8 points9 points ago

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This. Her tits pre-shop were most definitely C's. A = almost nothing there at all.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, those big tits on a small frame maker her a D in both photos.

[–]packy17 0 points1 point ago

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Certainly possible. I just found it funny that a lot of people were calling her an A cup... I don't want to say they've never been with a woman before, but... those are clearly not A's.

[–]greedyiguana 0 points1 point ago

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more like 1 to Q

[–]antisocialmedic 100 points101 points ago*

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This is more of what an A-Cup looks like, NSFW

Edit; I decided to do more research (for science) on what different cup sizes look like.

A-Cup 2 NSFW

B-Cup 1 NSFW

B-Cup 2 NSFW

C-Cup 1 NSFW

C-Cup 2 NSFW

D-Cup 1 NSFW

D-Cup 2 NSFW

DD-Cup 1 NSFW

DD-Cup 2 NSFW

Edit 2;

Also try to bear in mind that cup sizes go up and down in size in correspondence with band size. I used to be a 36C, but I lost weight and became a 34D (if you go down a band size, you go up a cup size).

[–]gonorrhea_nodule 58 points59 points ago

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I am now masturbating.

[–]flkhan 17 points18 points ago

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Its been 4 hours man. U done?

[–]gonorrhea_nodule 33 points34 points ago

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never.

[–]A_Robison 4 points5 points ago

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round 2

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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A challanger appears!

[–]LusciusGilliam 10 points11 points ago

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If you take a look at boobpedia.com, you'll find a category for each cup size: http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Category:By_cup_size

[–]antisocialmedic 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet, thanks for the link!

[–]pdxp 17 points18 points ago

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I'll take one of each, thank you very much. Please have them delivered to my doorstep by Sunday morning.

[–]glitchn 6 points7 points ago

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Make it two of each, and I'm in!

[–]Arcon1337 0 points1 point ago

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I heard you do buy one get one free? Also do you do trade-ins for older models?

[–]clakstin 3 points4 points ago

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my reaction to all

[–]alostcause 11 points12 points ago

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I think I like B-cups the best.

[–]JoeyProvolone -1 points0 points ago*

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"Anything more than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb." Edit: FIXED. Don't get me wrong, I like any size. But some of you down voting must have never seen Weird Science(or did and are pissed I accidentally a letter)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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this deal keeps getting BETTER all the time.

[–]Primeribsteak 1 point2 points ago

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It's getting better all the time, Better, better, better, Getting so much better all the time.

[–]switch495 1 point2 points ago

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Upboat for your mastery of man-science.

[–]glitchn 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you! I always thought I was into the C-cup, but I now know I am definitely into the B-cup. They are perfect in size. Great post!

[–]exflashkick -1 points0 points ago

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Nope.

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[–]antisocialmedic 2 points3 points ago

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Haha, I'm afraid not. I doubt my boyfriend would approve of that sort of "sharing".

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[–]antisocialmedic 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]alamandrax 6 points7 points ago

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I was there! He totally said it was cool. Trust us. We're from the internet! For Science!

[–]EnderofDragon 5 points6 points ago

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this guy is totally legit.

[–]p_U_c_K 1 point2 points ago

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dont do it, i showed a guy my balls once who claimed to be a doctor and all i got was this crappy t shirt

[–]Creelar 2 points3 points ago

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A while back someone asked me how much force that would be needed to make there marvelous things reach the speed of light (...?), Reddit wonders many things and I'm happy to help when I can:

Small boobs girl ~ 26,970 terajoules

Normal boobs girl ~ 44,950 terajoules

Big boobs girl ~ 89,990 terajoules

Annie Hawkins -Turner ~ 2,283,565 terajoules

Assuming that you only want to make the mass of the boobs reach the speed of light in vacuum.

Original post.

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[–]Creelar 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to Reddit.

[–]budalicious 1 point2 points ago

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FOR SCIENCE!

[–]Meatwad1355 1 point2 points ago

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FOR SCIENCE!

[–]winkleburg 0 points1 point ago

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Those things just hang there, don't they...

[–]antisocialmedic 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty much, yeah. They're mostly useless, other people seem to enjoy them way more than I do. They can also get in the way while doing chest compressions.

[–]stupdizbu 0 points1 point ago

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you forgot 2 girls 1 cup

[–]antisocialmedic 1 point2 points ago

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I've not forgotten it. What has been seen can not be unseen.

[–]alamandrax 0 points1 point ago

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What has not been seen is better left unseen.

[–]baelwulf 0 points1 point ago

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Replying to this for... research purposes.

[–]puffinmuffin 0 points1 point ago

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thats an AA cup

[–]antisocialmedic 0 points1 point ago

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It might go either way depending on the size of her ribs.

[–]kissacupcake 1 point2 points ago

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Yup. I'm a 30H, which means I have the same size boobs as a girl with 34F's or 40C's.

[–]puffinmuffin 0 points1 point ago

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eh i guess like if her band was like 28 (so she's like 28A) but ignoring bandsize, boobies like the first A example is considered an AA (or even AAA). though i suppose if youre considering european/international(?) sizing, everything is one size lower than the US bra sizes. example: HM has international sizing so their A-sized bras are a little smaller than if you got an A bra from victorias secret. but a "junior-sized" A bras (ones you get at the junior section, so like "training" bras) are sized as AA but sold as A, so it really depends where youre buying your bras from i guess. i know too much about this =|

[–]kissacupcake 0 points1 point ago

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You can't ignore band size. I'm a 30H, which means I have the same size boobs as a girl with 34F's or 40C's. Also, the more you go up, the more different Euro and US sizes become, because the US doesn't have double sizes

[–]kissacupcake 0 points1 point ago

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You can't ignore band size. I'm a 30H, which means I have the same size boobs as a girl with 34F's or 40C's. Also, the more you go up, the more different Euro and US sizes become, because the US doesn't have double sizes

[–]stefanmago 0 points1 point ago

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if you go down a band size, you go up a cup size.

I am pretty sure that this is not true: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ7b239KpA8&feature=channel_video_title , and alike.

[–]antisocialmedic 0 points1 point ago

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As someone who has recently lost weight I can assure you it's true. At least with American sizing.

I think the people from that shop are trying to make it sound more complicated than it is so they can sell their services.

Also, holy hell, you're four months late to this party!

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    [–]b0tfly -1 points0 points ago

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    I think it looks better as an A

    [–]Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet 4 points5 points ago

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    I think it looks better as an A

    You are one high-expectation-having Asian dad

    [–]LurkerTroll 0 points1 point ago

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    What dude

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    [deleted]

    [–]trappermark 4 points5 points ago

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    you should be taken out and shot for linking such a god-awful ram-sucking page. and then your remains should be shot.

    Don't click, friends, unless you enjoy 8 mile long pages stuffed with so many ads you'll feel like your back on Compuserve with a 14.4 modem.

    [–]p_U_c_K 0 points1 point ago

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    yeah, for a second i thought my computer had y2k'd itself

    [–]mossyskeleton 3 points4 points ago

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    Better.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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    I need the ripe peach on me now!

    FAP FAP FAP

    [–]fuzzypeche 5 points6 points ago

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    You rang?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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    one tent pole requiring moderate lubrication stat!

    backdoor action optional or on request lovely figure btw.

    [–]werdan 1 point2 points ago

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    I've been staring at it for 5mins now and I still can't see any difference.

    [–]Primeribsteak 0 points1 point ago

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    Damn, I'm always too late.

    [–]impressive 0 points1 point ago

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    AAAWWWW...

    [–]cicohipe 0 points1 point ago

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    I like this better.

    [–]the_cereal_killer 0 points1 point ago

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    i knew that it was to good to be true

    [–]deepinsighther 0 points1 point ago

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    I was really hoping that the wave was the shopped part, just bc no one would see it coming.

    [–]Science_Smartass 0 points1 point ago

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    Aaaaaaaaaaand cut.

    [–]23235 0 points1 point ago

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    i prefer her in the the original

    [–]socks_optional 130 points131 points ago

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    DAT ASS

    [–]asianx13oy 14 points15 points ago

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    came here to say this. I'm glad that other chick's ass was cut out cuz it would be it would be CRYING IN SHAME.

    [–]NeroStrike 8 points9 points ago

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    Except for the part where it looks like the other chick doesn't have a top on... That had promise.

    [–]tllnbks 4 points5 points ago

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    She does, but it's red. Sorry for pointing it out though :(

    [–]ShadowX22 2 points3 points ago

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    It's a pink halter top style bikini.

    [–]glitchn 10 points11 points ago

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    DAT PHOTOSHOP

    [–]soldierblue 0 points1 point ago

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    DEFYIN' GRAVITY SON.

    [–]projektmayhem08 0 points1 point ago

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    DAT WAVE

    [–]naoptovke -1 points0 points ago

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    And what is DAT ASS gonna look like in 15 years?

    [–]Vik1ng 10 points11 points ago

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    And what is DAT WAVE gonna look like in 15 seconds?

    [–]thrush77 0 points1 point ago

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    I'm not planning on making sex to it in 15 years, I just need about 30 seconds right now

    [–]naoptovke 1 point2 points ago

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    In that case, you are now aware that her shoulder blades look like backwards boobs with no nipples. Enjoy. :)

    [–]thrush77 0 points1 point ago

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    Hmmmmm ... would she object to some blade sex?

    [–]glass_canon 0 points1 point ago

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    who cares?

    [–]boombinski 7 points8 points ago

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    Oh my God. Full on. Double Cumbow all the way across the sky. Oh my God.

    [–]ocross 6 points7 points ago

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    Fixed.

    [–]glitchn 0 points1 point ago

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    What is the reason for you flipping it?

    [–]ocross 10 points11 points ago

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    Right handers are more appealing.

    [–]thesilentrepublican 16 points17 points ago

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    Yeah...I don't know why, but I like the fixed version much better.

    [–]mossyb 0 points1 point ago

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    As a goofy footer, I disagree.

    [–]dixon1e 2 points3 points ago

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    Wrong hemisphere.

    [–]relevant_rule34 16 points17 points ago

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    Ass in the foreground, ocean in the background?

    How about ocean in the foreground, ass in the background? - NSFW

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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    That's terrible. Terrible.

    [–]tyrghast 0 points1 point ago

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    y'know the primary cause of fishbowl abuse right?

    Sexy fishbowls.

    [–]drnightcall 0 points1 point ago

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    There was an ocean???

    [–]desquibnt 6 points7 points ago

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    This gets posted every other month or so

    [–]rteague2566 9 points10 points ago

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    Well, with good reason at least!

    [–]notyourfuckingkhakis 3 points4 points ago

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    Hate to see her go... but I love to watch her leave

    [–]flargenhargen 1 point2 points ago

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    If you even noticed the wave, you surf too much.

    [–]DonBaker 1 point2 points ago

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    they are no such thing as too much surf!

    [–]avrus 1 point2 points ago

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    Dat ass. Dat surf. Dat asssssss.

    [–]stopstealingmyname 4 points5 points ago

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    any females want to tell me how this happens? or how to make an ass look like that?

    [–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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    Photoshop.

    [–]kickelephant_ 1 point2 points ago

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    Photoshop or a life threatening diet and exercise regiment. But mostly genetics.

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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    badadokadonk chromosone

    I love bums that hang like that. great balance

    [–]stopstealingmyname -1 points0 points ago

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    now can you photoshop real life?... ;)

    [–][deleted] ago

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    [deleted]

    [–]stopstealingmyname 1 point2 points ago

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    haha well... i think beers making the problem worse.balls. guess i have to "exercise", whatever the fuck that is...

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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    Haha, no, that's the point. Asses don't generally look like that in real life.

    [–]stopstealingmyname 0 points1 point ago

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    i think they could though... you just need to do squats or something, hence my asking the other female o' reddit...

    [–]PooPooDooDoo 2 points3 points ago

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    Exactly, I used to date a girl with an ass like that, she got it from a combination of genetics, and weight lifting.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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    SQUATZ and OATZ!

    [–]calmainyourass 3 points4 points ago

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    tits look a little fake

    [–]indiemaiden 3 points4 points ago

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    In more ways than one (shop'd)

    [–]G325C9 3 points4 points ago

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    ...And then you wonder why there are few women on Reddit.

    [–]azdak 8 points9 points ago

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    no, it's pretty straightforward.

    [–]FuturePastNow 1 point2 points ago

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    No, not really.

    [–]Moogel 1 point2 points ago

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    Simple answer really.

    Both.

    [–]liqdnitro 1 point2 points ago

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    Welp, I'm getting surfing lessons tomorrow

    [–]ThatSurfer 0 points1 point ago

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    I can help you with that.

    [–]liqdnitro 1 point2 points ago

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    I call the one in black.

    [–]ThatSurfer 0 points1 point ago

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    Deal. Let's do this.

    [–]systmshk 0 points1 point ago

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    Blow that, I'm getting 'pick up girls who are on the beach' lessons. By the time your done surfing, the beach is empty.

    [–]vitaminKsGood4u 1 point2 points ago

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    pick up girls who are on the beach 101

    Lesson # 1, Learn to surf.

    [–]systmshk 0 points1 point ago

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    What was I thinking! Guys - get in the water, paddle out to the break and surf as hard as you can. Don't worry about the chicks - they'll be fine with me :).

    [–]vitaminKsGood4u 0 points1 point ago

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    I hear "OMG you surf? I've always wanted to learn, can you teach me?" regularly.

    The guys paddling and surfing hard as they can, notice how in shape they are? Muscles, fit, tan, active, adventurous.... nah, forget that, be the creepy guy on the beach drooling over bikinis with your drunk guy friends, chicks dig that.

    [–]systmshk 0 points1 point ago

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    So what? I surf too, and I'm ripped. Basic observation tells me that the chicks do seem to dig the drunk creeps who stay on the beach.

    [–]vitaminKsGood4u 0 points1 point ago

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    OOOHHH, you want those girls! Man, you don't need lessons to pick them up, just a few extra beers and an STD or two... Yeah, please get them off the beach for us looking for quality ladies. I appreciate your trash clean up service.

    [–]systmshk 0 points1 point ago

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    Sorry to burst your bubble, but no. The alcoholic disease ridden girls are all you have left to choose from. Personally, I never even noticed them on the beach.

    [–]vitaminKsGood4u 0 points1 point ago

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    Just curious, what beach do you go to?

    [–]systmshk 0 points1 point ago

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    Hossegor (SW France) for beach breaks, but usually on Canary Island reef slabs (Fuerteventura). Where do you surf at?

    [–]pong123 0 points1 point ago

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    aww shit

    [–]joshmc333 0 points1 point ago

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    Ample buttocks and bosom

    [–]mtstlardass 0 points1 point ago

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    O_O cannot look away...

    [–]Locutus-of-Borg 0 points1 point ago

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    I have watched you on the shore

    Standing by the oceans roar

    Do you love me do you surfer girl

    [–]FORVICTORY 0 points1 point ago

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    Do you listen to doug loves movies?

    [–]Wonderboy64 0 points1 point ago

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    The things I would do...

    [–]tysstang 1 point2 points ago

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    ...to her that she'll probably laugh at.

    [–]Wonderboy64 0 points1 point ago

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    But i wouldn't care because i'm doing things.

    [–]mrhawkinson 0 points1 point ago

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    What does surfing have to do with that picture?

    [–]crinos666 0 points1 point ago

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    My eyes hurt. They did this weird thing where I had my head still, but the eyeballs spent about 5 minutes looking to the left... to the right... to the left. Damn you...

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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    Yes, those are righteous waves.

    [–]TommyShambles 0 points1 point ago

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    Can it be both?

    [–]batman117 0 points1 point ago

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    where was this taken?

    [–]DigitalN 9 points10 points ago

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    I'd say somewhere near the ocean.

    [–]youareforever 1 point2 points ago

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    Most probably Pipeline, Oahu?

    [–]babbleon5 0 points1 point ago

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    i've seen this photo a thousand times, but what amazes me is the casualness of the surfer, although that wave would crush (much like her ass cheeks).

    [–]sketchy_coffee_cup 0 points1 point ago

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    simple answer: Yes

    [–]acliffhang3r 0 points1 point ago

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    Let's get assdog in there.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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    note to self: leave work early today

    [–]impressive 0 points1 point ago

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    Magnificent sideboob.

    [–]shamoni 0 points1 point ago

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    Thank God for boobs.

    [–]QuickLouis 0 points1 point ago

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    GOOD LORD LOOK AT THAT BOOTY.

    [–]hayden_evans 0 points1 point ago

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    Good lord forget the surf!

    [–]Orgazmo 0 points1 point ago

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    I have emailed this link to myself to read tis thread back later

    [–]xbattleriflex89 0 points1 point ago

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    As a surfer, i would cum, then cum.

    [–]Runcle 0 points1 point ago

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    Loooove side-boob.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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    Aaaah what a pic. The left is all right and the right is all left.

    [–]eminent_eddie 1 point2 points ago

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    That was me - username was misspelt. [FTFM]. This picture is actually a circle. You wanna do the left, then the right, then the left...

    [–]phatbrasil 0 points1 point ago

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    DAT WAVE

    [–]wraith_majestic 0 points1 point ago

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    I only regret that I have but one upvote to give

    Yes I know its shopped... But I have to be honest: its like breast implants. You know they aren't real... but does that really matter?

    [–]twoblogsonesite 0 points1 point ago

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    Its things like this that almost make me believe there is a god

    [–]NExusRush 0 points1 point ago

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    DAT BARREL

    [–]schlitz91 0 points1 point ago

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    ride it.

    [–]ShamanSTK 0 points1 point ago

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    I'd ride that.

    [–]camwow 0 points1 point ago

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    Surf for them. Bitches love surfing.

    [–]filip3311 0 points1 point ago

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    I don't see what surfing has to do with anything. All I see is ass

    [–]fossilizedtreeresin 0 points1 point ago

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    how does one obtain such an ass? Not for personal use, but on your own person.

    [–]AimlessArrow -2 points-1 points ago

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    Shopped and reposted. The original, the girl on the right had smaller tits.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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    i would rather see that one actually... anyone have a link?

    [–]DonBaker 0 points1 point ago

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    want the original too

    [–]M0b1u5 -2 points-1 points ago

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    It's a famous photoshop.

    Sorry to inform you.

    Her boobs are much smaller.

    [–]stfm 0 points1 point ago

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    Sweet monkey jesus!

    [–]wildtabeast 0 points1 point ago

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    Dude, that bitch is topless.

    [–]ladyrock21 -1 points0 points ago

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    The first one sounds better.

    [–]konatals -1 points0 points ago

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    HOLY FUCK! TALL OOMPA LOOMPAS!

    [–]TheBasil88 -1 points0 points ago

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    DAT ASS!

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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    North and south implants?

    [–]kihadat -1 points0 points ago

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    I'm a man, and I'd find it pretty hard to cum to this.

    [–]trevboiii -4 points-3 points ago

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    My thoughts while observing photo, " Oh cool nice wave. Ooh bikini ladi- DEAR GOD TITS AND ASS! I totally J'd in my P ( jizzed in my pants)

    [–]ARasool -2 points-1 points ago

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    I literally just jizzed my pants bro.

    [–]Lollipop_man -2 points-1 points ago

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    Well, if you're looking at the water, you may be a closet homosexual like most other surfers.

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