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[–]Wakk94 36 points37 points ago

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Wakes up Did that little asshole rape my face again.

[–]SlavinskGoat 4 points5 points ago

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a pug fug

[–]dishie 2 points3 points ago

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Goddamnit, not again.

[–]melaquiades 49 points50 points ago

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Surely that's a 'mindfuck'?

[–]RelevantToMyInterest 1 point2 points ago

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"man, that bitch is definitely getting fucked out of it's mind"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"a little to the left"

[–]histoneH1 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Did anyone else think the dog was going to shit on the others head?

[–]freakshowwithlegs 2 points3 points ago

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Was waiting for a poop as well.

[–]KennyFuckingPowers 6 points7 points ago

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That's when you know you've been on the interwebs for too long.

[–]harpyon 11 points12 points ago

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When doggy-style and facials meet...

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

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Fuck pugs. Ugly little pieces of shit.

[–]pug_puncher 48 points49 points ago

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Sup

[–]sgt_shizzles 6 points7 points ago

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You are welcome here, friend.

[–]ENTertain_Me 5 points6 points ago

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right, I'm with you. I hate those little bug eyed bitches.

[–]typical_office_ninja 0 points1 point ago

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Ugly pieces of shit that humps you randomly. FTFY

I always thought fugly was a word derived from pugs.

[–]badredah 0 points1 point ago

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While I approve of that definition, it definitely comes from 'fuck ugly'.

[–]biddily -2 points-1 points ago

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Go tell that to my pugs. Pi, pi2 and pi3

They've drawn blood.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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yup

[–]WezzyP[!] -2 points-1 points ago

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The shaking pug scene in men and black made me cheer.. oh good memories.

[–]karabeckian 18 points19 points ago

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And a single fuck was given that day.

[–]anepmas 3 points4 points ago

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I think he's dead.

[–]powercorruption 0 points1 point ago

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His brows moved.

[–]primeau1203 10 points11 points ago

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NSFW.

[–]JohnnyGilbert 1 point2 points ago*

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It's actually an acronym for "Never Surrender!! FREEDOM!!! [woof]".
Disobedient dogs type it on the internet when no one's looking.

[–]freerider 0 points1 point ago

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In what way is this NSFW? Do you work at PETA?

[–]SurlyP 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I'm sure this will go over great when your boss looks over your shoulder and sees this.

[–]thesatsui 3 points4 points ago

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Sent the link to my boss. She laughed.

[–]freerider 0 points1 point ago

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Sent the link to my boss... He laughed!

[–]OopsLostPassword 0 points1 point ago

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Hu ? What IS SFW in /r/funny ?

[–]macks4386 6 points7 points ago

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The real question is, which one is "not giving a fuck"?

[–]ENTertain_Me 9 points10 points ago

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the one that was humping, is the one that provided the fuck.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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PUUUUGGGG!!!!!

[–]Jeffyry 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked on the link, but it sure as hell wasn't that.

[–]Makeswaves 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, the pug just head-shotted the lab in Halo 3. TEABAG

[–]Tron22 1 point2 points ago

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Hardest Ive laughed on reddit.

[–]diggemigre 3 points4 points ago

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Teabaggin' terrier.

[–]FaeKade 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that dog is just gay.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"Aww man I cant fuck this"

[–]model_minority 1 point2 points ago

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Seems a little more like learned helplessness.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 1 point2 points ago

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Dog: "...I could bite his dick off but then they'd put me to sleep. Sighs."

[–]7r011 0 points1 point ago

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that was not very cultured.

[–]model_minority 0 points1 point ago

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that's a very anthro-centric perspective. writing dog dialogue is the pinnacle of banana slug culture.

[–]Calvert4096 0 points1 point ago

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headhumper... of course this made me think of hl2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axhw-3oFcIk#t=26s

[–]C-4 0 points1 point ago

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This makes life a win.

[–]SirNoitall 0 points1 point ago

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"You're dominating ME!? Sure, whatever you like to believe. You're as big as my foot"

[–]patareco 0 points1 point ago

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fuck his brains out

[–]Clayton__Bigsby 0 points1 point ago*

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Again, another example of us Black Men having to take getting fucked by the White Man. White Power

[–]terrortowers 0 points1 point ago

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have you ever heard of the [nsfw] tag?

[–]ML2Tminus2 0 points1 point ago

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[–]LOHare 0 points1 point ago

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Sucks to have the Ed Zachary Disease.

[–]cmj4h 0 points1 point ago

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Nice.

[–]JollyFly 0 points1 point ago

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it is cruel:)

[–]darthrayder 0 points1 point ago

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DAY EARLIER

Chilled out motherfucker: "Wait til that little facefucker comes back tomorrow...Ima wash my hair with icy hot"

PRESENT DAY

Facefucker: "Ooooooooh, I feel like fucking a fizzace today. Who I'm gonna fuck? That fucker right there ALWAYS lets me fuck his face. He loves it!" <goes to fuck face>

Chilled out motherfucker: (muttering under his breath) "Like that, facefucker? Like the way that feels?"

Facefucker: "Fuckin yo' face, fuckin yo' faaaace, Oh how I loooovvee fuckin yo faaaaaaaaawwhaattttttttheeeeeffuuuuuuuccckk!!!!!!!!"

Chilled out motherfucker: Fuck yeah.

[–]TastyBiscuit 0 points1 point ago

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"Not giving a fuck"? or "Fuck your face".... Hmmm

[–]kiwi1986 0 points1 point ago

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i think he was given a fuck, or at least his face was...

[–]BrianTheSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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Brain Fuckler!

[–]GreenHobo21 0 points1 point ago

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That or "submission"

[–]kingsway8605 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit, teabagging dog!

[–]feyrath 0 points1 point ago

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he's dead, Jim.

[–]humanshakeweight 0 points1 point ago

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What a fuck head.

[–]blandz87 0 points1 point ago

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I was seriously afraid he was going to get pooped on.

[–]RetroJokeMaker 0 points1 point ago

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Depression...

[–]JEWPACOLYPSE 0 points1 point ago

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I use the term skull fuck every now and then, but this takes the cake.

[–]rhombus2210 0 points1 point ago

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I have reached the conclusion that dogs simply do not know where vaginas are.

[–]OopsLostPassword 0 points1 point ago

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When you don't have hands, you must use other means.

[–]goddamnedbatman -1 points0 points ago

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Well some one is giving a fuck... the other is not returning the favor.

[–]PatAunces -1 points0 points ago

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That's a fucking alpha male right there.