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[–]BerickCook 20 points21 points ago

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Silly feline. You are not an owl. What are you doing in that tree? Get down from there.

[–]Bizou25 6 points7 points ago

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hoot. hoot.

[–]unrelated_topic 1 point2 points ago

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Silly catowl.

[–]velveteenmage 10 points11 points ago

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I love cats

[–]split-personality 3 points4 points ago

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cats hate you.

i didn't mean that.

[–]unrelated_topic 2 points3 points ago

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Both of you have said things that you didn't mean.

It was the heat of the moment.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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An owl and a cat walk into a bar.

The bartender says "you can't drink here, you're animals"

The owl says "who?"

The bartender says "the both of yous trying to come into my bar"

The cat says "meow"

Bartender says "see?!"

Cat says "No right meow let me in"

[–]Wilhelm_Amenbreak 5 points6 points ago

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Totoro!

[–]SupaDoll 2 points3 points ago

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What a hoot.

[–]castellammare 2 points3 points ago

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I'm in my towns fire department. When I joined, everybody asked the same question, "Do you get called to cats stuck in trees?"

So I made up my mind that if I ever go to a call for a cat stuck in a tree, I'm going to set up the ladder, go up there, coax it down, and then in front of everyone, I'm going to dropkick it over the engine.

Problem solved.

[–]tRoll_Tide 0 points1 point ago

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I'm in my towns fire department. When I joined, I was so excited about how much time I was going to get to spend around sweaty hog sausages.

So I made up my mind that if one of my fellow firemen was ever suffering from erectile dysfunction, I'm going to unzip his pants, coax it up, and then in front of everyone, I'm going to gobble down on that sucker.

Problem solved.

FTFY

[–]zhouji 2 points3 points ago

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in Chinese, owl is literally called "cat-headed eagle"

[–]Kryptus 0 points1 point ago

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Look for it on the menu in your local chinese restaurant...

[–]BraveSaintStuart 4 points5 points ago

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Who?

[–]Ankhylosaur 1 point2 points ago

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Those eyes are not shopped. /

[–]DoubleAcesHigh 1 point2 points ago

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Neither is the missing nose. /s

[–]bli 1 point2 points ago

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ORLY?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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+10 Points for Meowffindor.

[–]bw1870 2 points3 points ago

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Meowlfindor?

[–]ManMadeHuman 1 point2 points ago

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Found the original. but what does the writing say?

[–]chien-royal 1 point2 points ago

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It says, "Chestnut in bloom", but one letter is changed in "chest" to make it sound like "cat". So, "Catnut in bloom".

[–]magnificentbastard 1 point2 points ago

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That is beyond creepy.

[–]ghostbackwards 1 point2 points ago

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ni i i i i ice dude. thats how I laugh out a "nice".

[–]kindlebee 0 points1 point ago

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ni-hi-hi-hice, dood

[–]ghostbackwards 1 point2 points ago

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yep. he got it. thats what i do. thanks. >)

[–]inflammable 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]unrelated_topic 0 points1 point ago

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Someone placed a cat up on a tree to score some virtual points in a website.

Nice move.

[–]Enfors 0 points1 point ago

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There's an owl which in Swedish is called "kattuggla", which means "cat owl". I guess that's what this is :-)

[–]GuyWhoQuotesStuff 0 points1 point ago

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Mr. Owl? How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Kid from Tootsie Pop commercial.

[–]merstudio 0 points1 point ago

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You're fat too.

[–]tHeSiD 0 points1 point ago

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I was on a conference call and I saw this during, and I LOLed hard. All were in shock when I didnt say a word they thought it was a cross connection. Phew!

[–]kingjamesXXII 0 points1 point ago

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tagged

[–]protox88 -1 points0 points ago

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Made me think of this. Ahh.. classic.

[–]Mr-Upvote -1 points0 points ago

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If it were a cat, I would have upvoted

[–]Plantastic -1 points0 points ago

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I am growing a real plant that MOVES when you Tickle It! http://www.ticklemeplant.com It's called the TickleMe Plant