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[–][deleted] 463 points464 points ago

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"Four Score And Seven Dreams Ago..."

[–]victoryfist 301 points302 points ago

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"Be excellent to each other..."

[–]VerticalEvent 43 points44 points ago

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"Try the Cheeros."

[–]VermilionLimit 55 points56 points ago

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"France is bacon..."

(Also, did you mean Churros?)

[–]E_Maculous 23 points24 points ago

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Maybe he meant Cheerios?

[–]bleh19799791 108 points109 points ago

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Famously he once said: "Pharaoh, let my people go!" and took the slaves to the holy land.

[–]RupeyDoop 68 points69 points ago

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Disneyland?

[–]shadowguise 25 points26 points ago

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He died because he had a heart attack while on one of the roller coasters. :(

But hey, don't feel bad, he came back to life 3 days later! Now we wait for his second coming to begin the zombie apocalypse...

[–]esdevil4u 47 points48 points ago

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"One day, people will be judged on the taste of their brains and not on the content of their character"

[–]shadowguise 4 points5 points ago

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So, will the more sophisticated, complex brains taste better, like gourmet meals? Or will the brains be like fast food, the sloppier, simpler, and unhealthier it is the better it tastes?

[–]Guilty14 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe the simpler, unhealthier brains will be like veal. We keep them locked up for years at a time in a tiny little cranial cavity and they never get exercised so it would be just like a delicious baby cow. Mmmm. I think I'd prefer my brains free-range, though, just like chicken.

[–]plaguelocust 2 points3 points ago

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Epcot center.

[–]superfusion1 15 points16 points ago

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No, that was his Jewish brother: Moses Martin King.

[–]screenshotted 187 points188 points ago

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CLOSE ENOUGH

[–]DirtPile 94 points95 points ago

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...for government education goals?

[–][deleted] 115 points116 points ago

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No, for a government job.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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My wife has one BA, a BS in Neuroscience, a JD and a Masters so she could work in the government.

[–]bdog2g2 16 points17 points ago

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Is your wife available for marriage?

I'm sure we could come to a mutually beneficial arrangement.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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You wouldn't want her. She spends most of her time playing video games in her lingerie.

[–]nannerpus 6 points7 points ago

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Gross. We don't like her kind 'round these parts.

Let's git er boys!

[–]solyanik 39 points40 points ago

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Actually, you can thank conservative movement in the US for this self-fulfilling prophecy. They worked hard - and succeeded - to persuade US population that the government is bad. As a result, people no longer want to work there - and as a result US is stagnating.

Government jobs used to attract people from Harvard in 50s and 60s, which also happened to correspond to the time when US was a progressive nation that went to space, and was on the forefront in science and productivity.

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 6 points7 points ago

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NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

Just answer 'slavery' and move on.

[–]Coin-coin 132 points133 points ago*

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If you really want to be optimistic, the fact that she doesn't have to care about Civil Rights can be seen as a victory...

[–]paulderev 19 points20 points ago

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Wow. Well said.

[–]Diggrefuge1 1 point2 points ago

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You accidentally the be.

[–]Coin-coin 8 points9 points ago

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Thanks, I that.

[–]goldcodpiece 190 points191 points ago

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[–]DirtPile 131 points132 points ago

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Morgan Freeman, who sat through an interview of shit and came out clean.

[–]spif 54 points55 points ago

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Morgan Freeman, who divorced his wife so he could sleep with his step-granddaughter.

[–]plaguelocust 48 points49 points ago

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Which has as much to do with his comments on race as the fact that I once saw him drive the pace car at the Indy 500.

Side note- black people to confederate flag ratio is about 1:5 at Indy (we made a game out of counting). 1:10 if you don't count employees and Freeman.

[–]Vsx 22 points23 points ago

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Maybe his wife was a bitch and his step granddaughter is nice to him. In a world where all people are exactly the same your comment means that Morgan Freeman is a shallow douchebag. In the real world it means absolutely nothing without context.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 12 points13 points ago

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The alleged decade long affair with step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines, 27, began when she was a teen, and not only contributed to his split from Myrna, his wife of 25 years, it also led to his breakup with his longtime mistress, former schoolteacher Mary Joyce Hays.

[–]samblam 57 points58 points ago

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I love how Mike Wallace tries to weasel out of it by blurting out 'I'm Jewish!' and Freeman totally rolls with it.

[–]paulderev 20 points21 points ago*

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Reporters consider it bad form and unprofessional to answer questions from interviewees. The focus there was supposed to be on Freeman and not Wallace. Besides, there's a big difference in identity from being Jewish and being "white."

As someone who has been/is all four of these things, I'll vouch for these statements.

EDIT: A reporter, an interviewee, Jewish and white.

[–]sockthepuppetry 65 points66 points ago*

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As someone who has been/is all four of these things, I'll vouch for these statements.

You've been Jewish Mike Wallace, black Morgan Freeman, black Mike Wallace, and Jewish Morgan Freeman?

[–]paulderev 34 points35 points ago

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Yes.

[–]GustoGaiden 3 points4 points ago

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that is SO hot.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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I KNOW WHO I AM! I'M A DUDE PLAYING A DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE.

[–]oakdog8 4 points5 points ago

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Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[–]maffick 27 points28 points ago

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That was quite interesting. He has a good point. I always looked at it like "here is a month for extra focus on black history" but ideally he is correct.

[–]ashgromnies 14 points15 points ago

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But it brings us back to the "melting pot" picture of race instead of the "salad bowl".

[–]mjr4189 2 points3 points ago

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Salad bowl, I have honestly never heard that. I like it.

[–]TentacleFace 2 points3 points ago

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i love how jewish =/= white in this situation.

[–]breads 19 points20 points ago*

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I like this. But it must be pointed out that racism won't be eliminated just because we 'stop talking about [race]'. Come on, Mr. Freeman.

Edited to clarify pronouns

[–]shadowguise 25 points26 points ago

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Racism will never truly "end" as it is an ugly part of human nature. It is easy for one person to discriminate against people based on perceived links between unrelated traits and actions. You can fight this as much as you want, but ultimately you will ALWAYS discriminate against many different things in your mind, race being one of them.

What drives racism to be more prevalent is division, segregation, making it very evident that there is a difference between a white person and a black person. That division is reinforced by many different things: media, music, upbringing, role models, vocal racists, vocal "civil rights supporters" (see: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson)... Black History Month is one of those things. The more society perceives a division between races, the more racist everything and everyone is.

When do you ever hear about black inventors outside of Black History Month? Are their contributions to society only important in February? I can tell you I sure as hell never heard a peep about them outside of BHM, and that is the damage that BHM does. Black inventors are no longer "people who invented things" but are now "black people who invented things. It dehumanizes them and makes their inventions somehow less important. It makes you mentally segregate them from other scientists, judges, senators, etc. I argue that this is the biggest form of racism today because it is most prevalent and makes a fertile breeding ground for the level of discrimination and hatred that we normally call racism: hiring practices based on race, stereotyping, even violence.

The less we make a big deal about race the more those lines, those divisions disintegrate. The harder it is to see the lines in the sand, the easier it is to notice that someone is discriminating against someone else.

tl;dr: Morgan Freeman looks like Nelson Mandela. Or, is it Nelson Mandela that looks like Morgan Freeman? I believe what we have here, gentlemen, is a conundrum. ಠ_ರೃ

[–]Yoshmaster 6 points7 points ago

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Love the tl;dr ... I fully agree with you, if people would just shut up about race it may be less of an issue. The news is what particularly disgusts me, if something happens to a white man it's just "a man was caught robbing a 711 today." But if there black or Latino or anything besides white it's "a black man was caught robbing a 711 today" like there not just a normal man. When this happens it reinforces peoples ideas that black people are inherently different.

[–]SenorZorro2000 7 points8 points ago

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Morgan Freeman looks like Nelson Mandela.

I N V I C T U S

[–]superfusion1 24 points25 points ago

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I would go so far as to say: Racism persists and festers underneath the surface when you stop talking about it, which is what we have today.

[–]Vsx 3 points4 points ago

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People stopped talking about racism but no one will ever stop talking about race. If no one mentioned anyone's race for long enough people would forget all about it.

Most people are racist to fit in with other racists.

[–]plaguelocust 24 points25 points ago

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He said stop talking about race, not racism. He said stop calling people "white men" and "black men." call them by their names.

[–]bickering_fool 21 points22 points ago

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Taylor said of his students. “You never know how it will go, but they showed a lot more knowledge than expected.”

Now that's what I call putting a positive spin on things.

[–]heretics[S] 387 points388 points ago

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Our public school systems working hard to show the learning outcomes of Black History Month.

[–]war_whale 269 points270 points ago

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Jesus tapdancing Christ.

I'm all about recognizing the fact that blacks were very much second class citizens well into the twentieth century but... freeing the slaves? In 1963?

[–]Popkorn 473 points474 points ago

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Everyone knows it was December of 1965, right after Lincoln was assassinated in Dallas.

[–]TheMediaSays 249 points250 points ago

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Wait, that can't be right -- didn't Martin Luther King die of a stroke after starting the Protestant Reformation?

[–]paholg 151 points152 points ago

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There's far too much historical accuracy in what you said. You really think someone who thought that MLK freed the slaves would have ever even heard of Martin Luther?

[–]Seagull66 213 points214 points ago

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Martin Luther freed the Catholics. His son, Martin Luther King, then became king because of his name. Duh.

[–]RyanBlueThunder 60 points61 points ago

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No, that was Cromwell. He died on the Fifth of November when his parliament was blown up. Duh.

[–][deleted] 217 points218 points ago

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Remember, remember, the ides of march
Whatever they thought and fought
I see no reason why history classes
Should ever be, like, taught

I mean, totally, duh

[–]bamsebomsen 18 points19 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Ah yes, HG Well, the famous comedian.

[–]Ghost33313 11 points12 points ago

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I thought Martin Luther King was a famous mech-pilot whom with John Henry (the legendary railroad building cyborg) helped to build the underground railroad. Thanks to MLKs superior piloting he fended of the KKK's Aryan clones. His speech was actually not only about a dream of equality but a bash against the clones which everyone knows have absolutely no character.

[–]MLKing 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck this. In 1968 James Earl Ray shot me while I was standing on the balcony of my brother Walter's motel.

[–]Basilides 7 points8 points ago

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Was this before or after he did the voice of Darth Vader?

[–]TheMarshma 4 points5 points ago

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Man this is gonna bug me all night, what were those things called, with the coin and the box. You would pay for the things youve done wrong and the things you would end up doing wrong. And there was a rhyme about if you hear your coin hit the bottom, something something hellfire.

[–]MagikoMyko 8 points9 points ago

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Indulgences

[–]Shnooker 6 points7 points ago

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I don't know the rhyme, but you're thinking of "indulgence."

[–]downvote-me-to-hell 32 points33 points ago

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"You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that boy's hole."

[–]Rytorres 9 points10 points ago

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what were those things called, with the coin and the box. You would pay for the things youve done wrong and the things you would end up doing wrong

Lobbying congress? Sorry I like to indulge in snarky political crap from time to time.

“As soon as money in the coffer rings, the soul from purgatory's fire springs."

[–]jordanmc 2 points3 points ago

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You're thinking of indulgences. We may have ruined the pun thread but I hate to see a fellow history nerd suffer.

[–]buckX 2 points3 points ago

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As soon as a coin in the coffer rings, a soul from purgatory springs.

[–]QuesoPantera 28 points29 points ago

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No. no. no. Lincoln wasn't shot until after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

[–]rinic 13 points14 points ago

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I thought that was Vietnam that bombed us.

[–]cjdyal 5 points6 points ago

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Pretty sure it was Korea, which is why we were at war with them. Kim Jong Il is crazy!

[–]plainOldFool 6 points7 points ago

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Toga, Toga, Toga

[–]Holzmann 8 points9 points ago

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Let's be clear: we're talking about the T.V. show Dallas.

[–]war_whale 10 points11 points ago

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Are you including this in the timeline with or without Robo-Hitler's invasion of Canada in '77? I mean, before or after Rift Day 0.

[–]slapded 41 points42 points ago

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[–]SuperiorHedgehog 7 points8 points ago

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Wow. One moment, that became my new favorite expression ever, then moments later, you came through with a stunning visual depiction.

I think my favorite part is the little Cracker packet he's dancing on.

[–]war_whale 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you for the visual expressing my wtf'ery after reading her responses. It shall remain on my HD forever.

[–]homeworld 7 points8 points ago

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After he nailed his Ninety-Five Theses to the door of the church.

[–]DraperyFalls 14 points15 points ago

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Chances are, she has no idea when Martin Luther King lived.

[–]war_whale 8 points9 points ago

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Indeed. It's understandable if you don't have the exact years down for the end of slavery or King's speech. But the wrong century? Damn. Also, Opeth: yesssss.

[–]jamesneysmith 4 points5 points ago

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But I would hope she's seen a photo of him and be able to make a relatively accurate guess of what era he lived in.

[–]EncasedMeats 16 points17 points ago

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In the black-and-white era, obviously.

[–]jamesneysmith 3 points4 points ago

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touché

[–]StaticE 2 points3 points ago

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There was a big gate behind which all the slaves were trapped in 1963.

Luckily, MLK Jr. was an All-American pole vaulter and he leapt to the top of the gate and opened it with a feat of strength. And here we are today...

[–]rewchestah 15 points16 points ago

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I wonder how they decided it wouldn't be ridiculously embarrassing to publish that quote.. especially since they deliver at as a 'Post lesson' questionnaire.

[–]rmm45177 31 points32 points ago

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As someone who goes to a good public school, I have no idea how to relate to this.

[–]Zig-Zag 28 points29 points ago

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Seriously. I went through the public school system (albeit I went to all the magnet schools... for art) But shit like this almost makes me want to be a teacher. Everyday for an hour we'll do something called, "Shit you should learn so you don't embarrass yourself."

[–]Impressario 57 points58 points ago

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Your sample size is one.

This submission is thinly veiled justification for other feelings.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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i think he's just criticizing the fact that you take people who took the time to publish quotes from kids about black history month, and this is the quote they chose. it's not as surprising that they found a dumb kid, it's that they published her.

EDIT: also, not dumb. just uneducated. and apparently, she's 12. so there you go. i still think it's pretty fucking awkward that a 12 year old black kid (or any kid, for that matter) doesn't know when the slaves were freed, and when mlk was shot, at least with a tolerance of maybe 20-30 years.

[–]sugardeath 26 points27 points ago

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To be fair, she may not have been asking how he died (by gunshot), but instead why he was killed. Since she's twelve, she may not know how to properly phrase the question regarding the killer's motivation.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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that is a good point. and others have pointed out that mlk railed against slavery worldwide, so it makes sense that you could get confused if they had some big special day, and you were 12 and sleepy.

[–]repler 5 points6 points ago

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You went to private school? Must be nice.

[–]dhnguyen 2 points3 points ago

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This problem is a lot bigger than public schools.

[–]superfusion1 32 points33 points ago

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Ironically, Martin Luther King, Jr. said: “There is nothing more dangerous in all of the world than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. You have the moral obligation to be intelligent.” source

[–]kg8484 103 points104 points ago

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This must be fake.

Edit: Holy shit, looks legit.

[–]thebrandnewbob 47 points48 points ago

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Another student from the same article: * What do you know about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.? “That he tried to stop slavery in the world and that he also gave us the freedom of speech.”

[–]triceracop 46 points47 points ago

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I would love to see a series of quotes in which the students one-up one another by predating MLK two centuries at a time.

[–]Stuckbetweenstations 68 points69 points ago

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What do you know about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.?

I know he drove a train for the Underground Railroad and that he wrote the Declaration of Independence.

What would you like to learn about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.?

Were the Indians nice to him at the first Thanksgiving?

[–]rinic 35 points36 points ago

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What do you know about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.?

I know that he helped free the slaves from the pharaoh in Egypt.

What would you like to learn about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.?

Was he friends with Jesus?

[–]Rentun 49 points50 points ago

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What do you know about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.?

He blew up the first Death Star, saving the Na'avi.

What would you like to learn about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.?

What was working with Tiger Woods like?

[–]deuteros 25 points26 points ago

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What do you know about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.?

I know he started the Reformation and told the Catholics to free the slaves.

What would you like to learn about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.?

What was it like being married to Aunt Jemima?

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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What do you know about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.?

He crawled from the ocean with just a dream and little fingers on his flippers.

What would you like to learn about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.?

What were TV shows like back then?

[–]Yard_Pimp 13 points14 points ago

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Underground Railroad? Oh, like the subway?

[–]ClockCat 66 points67 points ago

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MLK died for our sins. How could anyone hate him?

[–]saad85 25 points26 points ago

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MLK was the first to domesticate wolf pups, eventually leading to dogs.

[–]mexicojoe 9 points10 points ago*

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Martin Luther King Jr. nailed his 95 Theses to a cathedral door to protest indulgences and church corruption.

[–]jamesneysmith 19 points20 points ago

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MLK was found frozen in the Austrian Alps

[–]ZAKTAY 6 points7 points ago

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Sounds like a game of Balderdash.

[–]Dark1000 32 points33 points ago

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MLK defeated Hannibal at Zama.

[–]haldean 30 points31 points ago

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MLK was suckled by wolves before founding the city of Rome.

[–]AdonisBucklar 17 points18 points ago

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MLK fought and slew Gugalanna, the Great Bull of Heaven, alongside his friend Enkidu.

[–]ICanBeYourHeroBaby 8 points9 points ago

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MLK and Jalad at Tanagra.

[–]digifork 2 points3 points ago

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You didn't know that MLK was the author of the first amendment?

[–]Popkorn 42 points43 points ago

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It is too legit.

[–]usernameZero 80 points81 points ago

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Too legit to quit?

[–]slapded 38 points39 points ago

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heay hayyyy

[–]michaelochurch 226 points227 points ago

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  1. They're 12.

  2. It's not a test of intelligence, but a test of knowledge in a nation where the poorest half are not well educated.

  3. The plural of anecdote is not data.

  4. There are white adults who think Obama is Muslim, and for whom that would be a huge issue if he were.

[–]two_hundred_and_left 34 points35 points ago

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They're 12.

This is the most important comment here. From the picture I thought she was a young adult, but the fact that a 12 year-old is that ignorant is much less surprising.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Not really.. 12 is like 6th grade. The first answer is acceptable. The second really disheartens me.

[–]magister0 2 points3 points ago

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Why would they be asking an adult "What do you want to learn about Martin Luther King?"?

[–]geese 29 points30 points ago

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Until he provides (another) birth certificate you can't prove he's not a muslin!

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I was baptised, Does that make me Christian? I mean because infants have a say in what their parents do to them.

[–]ShadyG 30 points31 points ago

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No, you're Muslim too. You wear muslin and you eat Mueslix.

[–]jamesneysmith 20 points21 points ago

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Obama is a muslim isn't exactly the same type of example. If people thought he was responsible for the Bay of Pigs that would be closer.

[–]waldron76 31 points32 points ago

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Obama doesn't eat pigs, he's a Muslim.

[–]jamesneysmith 13 points14 points ago

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Hence throwing them in the Bay. Unclean beasts begone!!

[–]waldron76 5 points6 points ago

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But wait a sec, Michael Bay is Jewish...

[–]michaelochurch 7 points8 points ago

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"Obama is a Muslim" is a descendant of the "One Drop" policy (which stated, in the Jim Crow era, that a person with any black ancestry was legally considered black.)

They don't know the first thing about Islam or what its differences from Christianity are, but because his middle name is Hussein and he went to a madrasa in Indonesia (no more radical than a U.S. Catholic school) he's "ethnically Muslim" and the one-drop idiocy applies.

[–]jamesneysmith 4 points5 points ago

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But my point is that it is conceivable that he could be a muslim because there is a grabbag of religions and we're free to pick one. It's not exactly connecting two historical events which are separated by 100 years.

[–]rtmars 9 points10 points ago

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It's not a test of intelligence, but a test of knowledge in a nation where the poorest half are not well educated.

I was going to make a point agreeing with this, and mentioning that the poorest schools also usually choose to focus almost solely on basic english and math skills because of NCLB/Race to the Top, but then I looked up their school, where only about 12.4% of the students are in poverty, which, compared to the rest of the US, is not that bad (which is sad by itself). There's really not much of an excuse. Other than they're sixth-graders. Even that... you usually get MLK/Black History Month info in about the third grade. I'm guessing that a small town in Florida probably has all white teachers who just don't care to focus on black history.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_River,_Florida#Demographics

[–]itzepiic 2 points3 points ago

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Gunnar Consol, 12 * What do you know about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.? “That he tried to stop slavery in the world and that he also gave us the freedom of speech.” * What do you want to learn about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.? “Where he grew up and what his life was about?”

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[–]IrritableSalad 35 points36 points ago

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actually, at a side by side comparison:

http://i.imgur.com/iKN7b.jpg

[–]broden 10 points11 points ago

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She really looks older than 12.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Is it the mustache?

[–]scycon 12 points13 points ago*

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Probably had a tape recorder shoved in her face by a stranger and was asked to answer a couple questions on the spot. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

Also sample size is too small to draw anything meaningful like a ton of people are doing. Holy shit, overreaction? Every school has that one dumb ass kid who doesn't pay attention to ANYTHING and literally goes to school because it is mandatory and does no work period and their parents simply don't care.

[–]jamesneysmith 8 points9 points ago

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But why would the school print the dumbass's response?

[–]paulderev 3 points4 points ago

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But why would the newspaper print the dumbass's response?

FTFY

The paper probably printed it because it wanted to show anecdotally how badly some children in public schools need proper education. And because some people probably thought the quote was funny.

ATFY

[–]jamesneysmith 2 points3 points ago

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Ah. I thought it was a school publication or something.

[–]homeworld 41 points42 points ago

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Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North," and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.

[–]herrmister 30 points31 points ago

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Yesterday Robert from accounting was talking shit about Uzbeks, so I threw Maine at him.

[–]jts4490 10 points11 points ago

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Check the source article out. Apparently, most of these sixth graders, including the white ones, are pretty damn ignorant.

Check out Generic White Dumbass #1's responses:

Gunnar Consol, 12 * What do you know about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.? “That he tried to stop slavery in the world and that he also gave us the freedom of speech.”

That said, all most kids know nowadays is that their local MLK Blvd. tends to be in a shitty part of town...

[–]harajukukei 6 points7 points ago

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MLK Jr., Harriet Tubman and Frederick Douglass formed a hit squad that assassinated Lincoln, thereby freeing the slaves from their labor camps where they were being forced to build an underground railroad system. Subsequently, MLK gave a famous speech about the events leading up to the coup and afterwords hinted that he had taken ill with a mysterious illness that ultimately did him in. No one knows the cause of his death.

[–]ShesGotSauce 5 points6 points ago

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But sadly he did not free us from the slavery of ignorance. :-/

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 7 points8 points ago

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Jesus died from his shins right?

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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People are idiots. Children are even bigger idiots.

[–]ZAKTAY 22 points23 points ago

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Cause they are raised by people?

[–]ndchristie 54 points55 points ago

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I want to give her a break because she's 12, which sounds so young to me now, but then I remember that's 8th grade, where you learn algebra and write 10-page papers about the holocaust...and I'm like "wait, no, something is definitely wrong here..."

[–]razorbeamz 62 points63 points ago

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Ten page papers? In eighth grade? I didn't even write ones that long in high school!

[–]fuckyeaimhigh 20 points21 points ago

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I've yet to write a paper that long and I'm a sophomore in college...

[–]ashgromnies 11 points12 points ago

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*and I graduated college with honors in Computer Science.

[–]sugardeath 21 points22 points ago

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Computer Science

Well, there ya go.

[–]sqfreak 4 points5 points ago

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That's not a good enough excuse for me. I was a math major with a concentration in computer science and I wrote 30-page papers for my math and compsci classes.

[–]ndchristie 9 points10 points ago

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only about the holocaust. no joke. our (public) school took it mad seriously.

[–]jamesneysmith 13 points14 points ago

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"Welcome to P.E. ladies and germs. Get our your number 2 holocaust pencils."

[–]giveitago 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, I've met people who've never written more than a five page paper because if they were ever given more than that they either wouldn't do it or the parents would be up in the teacher's face about it. Sad.

[–]cujo 13 points14 points ago

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12 is 6th grade.

[–]PolarTX 10 points11 points ago

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yeah, in 6th grade we had to read the Diary of Anne Frank...I'm pretty sure I knew what century MLK lived in

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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*6th grade, maybe 7th.

i agree, though. i lived in mexico, and at 12 knew MLK was in the 60s, and the slaves were freed in a different century altogether.

[–][deleted] 85 points86 points ago

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So that whole black history month thing is really working out eh?

[–]CowFu 32 points33 points ago

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I never understood why we don't just pepper black history teachings throughout the year. Why do we segregate all the learning about african culture into one month?

[–]superfusion1 49 points50 points ago

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Because segregation of anything black has been a running theme for awhile now.

[–]ZippyDan 8 points9 points ago

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pepper black history teachings

freshly ground BLACK pepper?

[–]teddyfirehouse 16 points17 points ago

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Our school was actually pretty good at spreading it out over the year, when it fit into the context of the history we were covering, I'm sure mine wasn't the only one. Black history month was the only time when its like, we're studying world war 1 but hey this dude invented peanut butter.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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When did this start? It sounds like its time to consider integrating the subject into general history classes, rather than making a big deal out of it.

[–]Fierytemplar 5 points6 points ago

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I don't know if you intended it that way, but using the word pepper is a great pun. Just pointing that out

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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This is exactly what happens when they avoid discussions throughout the year and attempt to jam in information in a 28 day period. Which in reality is only 15-20 school days.

[–]funkah 53 points54 points ago

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You can find a stupid person to make any idea look bad. Never understood why people have it out for black history month.

[–][deleted] 107 points108 points ago

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It should simply be part of the curriculum. American History is American History.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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We would actually have to teach America's history for that to work, as opposed to America's mythology.

[–]jonesin4info 13 points14 points ago

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Look, this is the single best country on earth that God has ever given man, don't go around besmirching her good name.

[–]blazemaster 7 points8 points ago

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And the Saints who founded it, every American President and foundinf father was a shining bastion of righteousness.

[–]hobofats 9 points10 points ago

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After kindly helping the Native American's downsize their population and move them into upscale gated communities, America fought the civil war and freed all the slaves in the world. America then developed all technology and ushered in the Industrial Revolution for the parts of the world that it knew could handle the technology. The other nations were taken under America's wing until it knew they could handle it.

Next, America single handedly won WWI and WWII. While many people died, America's sacrifices were the only ones that were important, except for the Jews that died. Eastern Europe was immediately stabilized after both wars, except for a small wall in Berlin. With the words "Tear down this wall" communism was destroyed forever.

America also fought in Korea and Vietnam, which were both ties where we decided we would be the bigger man, agree to disagree, and leave. The USA lived happily ever after until it brought democracy and freedom to Iraq, and it is still bringing democracy and freedom to Iraq today.

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As a biracial person that is clearly stuck on both sides of the spectrum (explained a few posts below why I think this was relevant) I must say that Black History Month is probably the most incompetent idea we have in schools. There's no reason that European, African, American, Australian, Asian etc. etc. history should be taught under only special circumstances or with certain "importance" or appeal. All history is important, and all history should be taught in accordance with the class. World History? Teach it all. American History? Ditto.

Black history month is an insult to everyone.

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[–]Seachicken 20 points21 points ago

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As a non American, I always thought it was taught because traditional history tended to de-emphasize the fairly significant historical events relating to blacks because they cast the nation in a bad light. Is this not the case?

[–]changone 4 points5 points ago

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Morgan Freeman the one true God says Black history month is bad so its bad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeixtYS-P3s

[–]grassriots 4 points5 points ago

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When I was in grade two we were studying world war 2 - I threw my hands up in the air and said "My dad was in the war." - to which the teacher replied "What did he do?"

"killed italians."

My father was a Canadian volunteer in the US Navy serving in the Mediterranean during Vietnam. I was in a predominantly Italian and Portuguese neighbourhood when I made this remark.

Sometimes young kids get it wrong. BFD.

[–]Diallingwand 8 points9 points ago

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Well his dream is dead.

[–]junkeee999 24 points25 points ago*

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Big news: There are some students who aren't up on their black history.

Before too many more people draw grand conclusions from this one student, realize that it goes both ways. I visited the Civil Rights Museum in Memphis a few years ago. There were groups of school kids there (mostly black but it doesn't really matter for the sake of my point). Several times I overheard them discussing the various exhibits and they had a great deal of recognition of them. It was obvious they had learned all this stuff before. Meanwhile much of it was new information to me and they they put me to shame in my ignorance.

So what snap conclusion should I now draw from this, Reddit? You are after all the authority.

[–]lbtrigger 4 points5 points ago

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tl;dr stop picking on her im dumb 2

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Why can't you just be up on all history, what makes the history of Black people so extra special

[–]protodon 2 points3 points ago

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he also invented peanut butter

[–]rivermandan 3 points4 points ago

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He also had a dreamcast

[–]IronChin 3 points4 points ago

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So many stereotypes.

So little time.

[–]nekopete 3 points4 points ago

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Nothin' like a bunch of suburban white people on the Internet making fun of a poorly-educated black person for not knowing enough about black history.

[–]hehasbalrogsocks 2 points3 points ago

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TIL MLK Jr had a time machine.

[–]funcrusherplus 6 points7 points ago

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I went to an inner city private school. Like most "magnet" students I was always placed in accelerated classes. My sophomore year I wasn't placed in one.

To this day one of the most depressing things in my life was in a class where I was the only white student, I was also the only student who knew what the Emancipation Proclamation was.

[–]KazamaSmokers 6 points7 points ago

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He didn't "give a speech". He wrote up his 95 objections to slavery and nailed them to a church door.

[–]racist_society 4 points5 points ago

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We give you people an entire month every year to learn everything there is to know about your culture, and this is what you do with it?!

[–]GoGoGadge7 14 points15 points ago*

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I'm white.

I am not looking this up. This is from memory.

This is what I was taught in the 5th grade, in the public school system, in central Florida.

  1. Lincoln freed the slaves - He was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth.

  2. Martin Luther King Jr gave his "I have a dream" speech on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial on August 28, 1963. He called for racial equality and an end to discrimination.

  3. He didn't just "die". He was assassinated on April 4, 1968, in Memphis, Tennessee

I know ALL of this because I paid attention in school and read books. Period.

My teachers were fucking horrible.

edit: payed to paid. fuck iphone auto-correct

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Same. I went to an (apparently) atypically good public school (where they majority of the class took and passed AP exams) and I've never encountered anyone that ignorant. Then again, I lived in a nice, mostly white middle class area of Long Island.

[–]Tagard_McStone 2 points3 points ago

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Eddie Murphy as Mr. White: "Silly Negro"

[–]jamesneysmith 2 points3 points ago

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Freed the slaves? That's a whole new level of ignorance.

[–]dokuhebi 2 points3 points ago

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MLK is rolling in his grave right now. He is dead, right?

[–]fourtwizzy 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think Black History month is working

[–]morphotomy 2 points3 points ago

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He nailed his 99 thesis to the Lincoln Memorial.

[–]sh02266 2 points3 points ago

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"Four score and seven years ago, I had a dream."