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[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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You're not a creeper when you're sexy looking.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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waiting for relevant_minecraft_rule34...

[–]SexualHerAssment 0 points1 point ago

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it's not creeping if they don't see you

[–]TheTiger 10 points11 points ago

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We have to go...WIDER!

[–]mistermajik2000[S] 15 points16 points ago

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[–]dontmentionthewar_15 1 point2 points ago

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there was definitely one guy at the ad firm who went a little too far with this concept

[–]Ingey 2 points3 points ago

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ENHANCE!

[–]wade_station 1 point2 points ago

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uncrop!

[–]chaolance 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't it have just been faster to look him up in the phone book?

[–]Milstar 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking zoom

[–]rironin 15 points16 points ago

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Because when you've got a hot beach bod and a nice tan, the best you can do with the ladies is take a distorted photograph of some side-boob.

[–]SpencerDub 5 points6 points ago

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This ad would also work for the Spy Lens.

[–]mads-80 5 points6 points ago

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Perfect for capturing the camera-shy, kids, and street photography

ಠ_ಠ

[–]spacecake 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody can spot that lens a mile off! Even in their promotional film!

[–]teatew -1 points0 points ago

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dude, i was just looking for one of these...upvote for you.

[–]Testien -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, sure you were... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Locutus-of-Borg 6 points7 points ago

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Boobies! That's what life is all about.

[–]sAiNt2HeLL 0 points1 point ago

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(OYO)

[–]Locutus-of-Borg 0 points1 point ago

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B(.)(.)BIES!

[–]a_sexy_mistake 2 points3 points ago

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Considering the rest of the beach appears to be deserted, he's sitting awfully close to them...

[–]archkyle 2 points3 points ago

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which he could easily argue is a sexy mistake.

[–]redsnappa 3 points4 points ago

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Any true photographer would know that using a lens that wide would produce incredible amounts of distortion. In short, the bikini-clad women would look very warped and non-appealing. Sorry to disappoint folks.

Also, most pro photographers have never heard of/use Omax optics

[–]ZeekySantos 8 points9 points ago

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Then take photos of the unattractive ladies and hope you luck-out and warp one into a figure more sexy.

[–]citruspers 1 point2 points ago

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Well that's the case for fisheye optics, which generally get you 180 degrees from side to side, but rectilinear ultrawideangles are getting better and better. Take a look at the Sigma 12-24 (for full frame cameras), that gets you 122 degrees from corner to corner, mostly without distortion. (a fact the lens is often praised for).

However, I have never heard of Omax lenses, and in "consumer media" pretty much every lens below 28mm (35mm equiv) is referred to as "wide angle".

2 Example shots of the same subject matter:

Fisheye: http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/261/b/b/been_here_by_citruspers-d2yyjdb.jpg

Rectilinear UWA: http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/036/f/2/Infinity_by_Citruspers.jpg

[–]brownAir 0 points1 point ago

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Is this the lens that you are referring to?

[–]citruspers 1 point2 points ago

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That seems to be a newer version (II), but yes, that was the lens I was referring to.

[–]gburnaman 0 points1 point ago

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That's cool. The beach is kind of a boner killer.

[–]abnc 0 points1 point ago

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I've done this.

[–]nosfera2 0 points1 point ago

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Pics! I'm guessing that your intended subject would be very distorted at the edge of the photo.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What you really want is a RIGHT angle lens. Yes, they make them.

[–]Magnumi 0 points1 point ago

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A discreet 90 degree angle lens might be more useful: http://photojojo.com/store/awesomeness/candid-photography-spy-lens/