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[–]zajjyzaj 12 points13 points ago

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i get this from balloons. balloons are fucking awesome.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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When a box of expensive computer components comes in the mail for my computer.

Doesn't happen often though.

(It's because I am very poor and spend what little money I have on expensive computer equipment.)

[–]Kapao 4 points5 points ago

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That's one happy traveler.

[–]AwesomeThunderbolt 2 points3 points ago

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He looks like he's really going places!

[–]hendriks 6 points7 points ago

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Not mine, but still relevant: http://i.imgur.com/smfQL.jpg

[–]kirbaay 18 points19 points ago

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[–]animalcule 6 points7 points ago

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not the mama!

[–]marshaleaton 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only one to see the resemblance.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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MDMA will do the trick.

[–]blitz79 2 points3 points ago

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I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles.

[–]ghaib 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, that kid is retarded. Thanks for making fun of him.

[–]argv_minus_one 2 points3 points ago

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Why, does the retardation result in a peculiar affection for passports?

[–]Dire01[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Wanted to apologise for the repost. I'm still a fledgling member of the reddit community, and I had not yet seen this posted to /r/funny. However, it is my understanding that reddit is a place to share awesome shit. Based purely on the number of up votes this received, it must not have reached a significant level of dissemination, and this repost is justified (in the name of sharing awesome shit).

[–]turbog3 1 point2 points ago

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I for one find post about reposts fuckin annoying! If I know it's a repost, then what good does it do me reading a comment stating that it's a repost? And if I didn't know it was a repost, hey bring on the awesome shit!

tl;dr: I didn't know this was a repost! Thanks for posting awesome shit!

[–]BraveSirRobin 0 points1 point ago

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Strictly speaking, your complaint is a repost of a complaint against a complaint against a repost.

[–]dfjuky 1 point2 points ago

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Haven't seen it before so I'm thankful for your kind contribution.

[–]to_Becca_again 11 points12 points ago

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repost repost repost

[–]Jelenfellin9 2 points3 points ago

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Rule 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

[–]shadowguise 1 point2 points ago

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Rule 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

[–]hamadryadz 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Alobis 1 point2 points ago

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The eyes!

[–]WillowLeaf 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, that picture made me full on smile!

[–]HaV0C 1 point2 points ago

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That face is hilarious.

[–]maniacnf 1 point2 points ago

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You were that happy once, back when everyone knew you as the poopmonster.

[–]Vizx 1 point2 points ago

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That baby looks like it wants to eat me.

[–]Slick135 1 point2 points ago

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Let's think harder about this though. Would you really want to be in such a state of pure joyful bliss, not caring about a single think in the world, only to find out that the reason you're that way is actually just an insignificant event/thing that everyone does/has? The letdown would be crushing! I WANT TO SEE THE BABY'S FACE AFTER THAT!

[–]Gizank 0 points1 point ago

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Great. My thoughts have been provoked, and now they're pissed off. I'll be spending my whole day trying to calm down aggravated thoughts. Maybe a candy bar will appease them. I'm holding you personally responsible for any damage my thoughts may do today.

[–]neanderthalman 1 point2 points ago

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Technically, isn't any joy a fraction, however small, of that level of unmitigated joy?

[–]Dire01[S] 0 points1 point ago

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correction ...bring me (more than an infinitesimal) FRACTION... I'm sorry for my improper mathematical terminology. lol

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[–]eloquentnemesis 3 points4 points ago

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Heroin sir, it is your only chance at that level of happy.

[–]namenamename 13 points14 points ago

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No way, this baby is on ecstasy. The correct drug is ecstasy.

[–]Garbsful -1 points0 points ago

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Lots of it, too.

[–]joeyinc 1 point2 points ago

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I'm British, trust me it's not that exciting :)

[–]ajehals 5 points6 points ago

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Oh I don't know, when the Queen gave me my passport I was a bit excited.

[–]pyrocube 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I mean, having the Queen round for tea AND getting a leather bound VIP card which has a Unicorn on the front. joeyinc must be an imposter.

[–]TheAuditor5 3 points4 points ago

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I bet he's barely a viscount, the commoner!

[–]MatthewEdward 0 points1 point ago

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MDMA?

[–]xoxota99 0 points1 point ago

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Amen to that, brother.

[–]rubberducky22 0 points1 point ago

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This has been posted so many times I don't even. But I still laugh out loud everytime.

[–]Gurtron 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SirRosie 0 points1 point ago

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Not agaaiin!

womp womp!

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone can look like that. Just yawn, stretch, experience a surprise sneeze attack.

[–]silentandfast 0 points1 point ago

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Illegal immigrant baby ?

[–]fucking_leverpostej 0 points1 point ago

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I remember one with a funnier caption.

[–]kabukistar 1 point2 points ago

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Which was....?

[–]mikepixie 0 points1 point ago

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I had the same look on my face when I finally got my British passport.

[–]NeilRB 0 points1 point ago

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yup, its a British Passport, it'll do that...

[–]FatStig 0 points1 point ago*

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Wear a diaper, then shit whenever you feel like it.

[–]crowquill77 0 points1 point ago

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Four words should do it:

The Rock is back

[–]JesusDawkins 0 points1 point ago

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AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[–]cmj4h 0 points1 point ago

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That's adorable.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I shall deport you will utter glee. wooshegaga!

[–]butternaught 0 points1 point ago

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Backstory: kid just walked from Australia.

[–]drewitt 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't get old.

[–]lysa_m -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, really? I get that every single weekend. Skiing usually works pretty effectively.

If you can't find joy on par with the joy you felt when you were a small child, then I really pity you - and I recommend you go do something about it. Quit doing what other people say you should want to do, and start living your own life.

[–]NakedTonyDanza 0 points1 point ago

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You ski with your mouth wide open in pure unabashed joy? Don't you get brainfreeze?

[–]picsandnsfwonly -1 points0 points ago

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i would wear my extra heavy boots when smashing this

[–]desquibnt -4 points-3 points ago

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Jesus Tapdancing Christ, how many times is this going to be submitted

[–]shamelessamos -3 points-2 points ago

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Literally the fourth time I've seen this in less than a month. ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Where? On Reddit? I don't understand all the "repost repost hurr durr" people because I'm on reddit all the time and I've never seen this photo before!