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[–]LIL_OH 89 points90 points ago

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Binary solo.

[–]faceofuzz 28 points29 points ago

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Come on sucker lick my battery

[–]relevant_rule34 69 points70 points ago

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[–]darien_gap 21 points22 points ago

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It makes no sense because the tongue is only touching the +.

[–]relevant_rule34 65 points66 points ago

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[–]xCruise 13 points14 points ago

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You will never fail will you? It's amazing.

[–]madgeezer128 9 points10 points ago

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oooh that hertz !

[–]P-Dub 2 points3 points ago

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Now do alternating current?

[–]Glenners 5 points6 points ago

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0000001000000111000000100001111

[–]AyatollahRocknRolla 10 points11 points ago

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i believe it was: 00000010 00000110 00000111 00001111 which is 2, 6, 7, 15 which entirely invalidates the joke. Flight, as awesome as they are, more likely had the joke penned as uniary, in which the conventional 1,2,3,4 is displayed with reference to a null bit. Once again, without emotion.

[–]orange_jooze 2 points3 points ago

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It was: 0000001 00000011 000000111 0000001111

[–]AyatollahRocknRolla 4 points5 points ago

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check your zeroes on the last, going over the recording, even though it was not parsed in my manner (i decided to group eights because... whatever) the last group had four zeroes, not six. oh my goht, i'm having this argument. this is definitely a low point in my life.

[–]orange_jooze 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, there were less zeroes in the last line.

[–]steve_yo 3 points4 points ago

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1, oh oh, 1, oh oh, 1, oh oh, 1... come on sucka lick my battery

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Boogie, boogie, robo-boogie

[–]Lisbethsalander 2 points3 points ago

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Affirmative, I poked one it was dead!

[–]astarkey12 1 point2 points ago

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We wanted ones like Daft Punk.

[–]Chicks__Hate__Me 0 points1 point ago

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0000001000001100000010000011

[–]Do_your_homework 43 points44 points ago

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Your username made me worry what would be on the other side of the link.

I clicked anyway.

[–]Raidx5 19 points20 points ago

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Thats a fairly accurate description of what I_RAPE_CATS generally makes you feel about his posts.

[–]the_catacombs 9 points10 points ago

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I've seen I_RAPE_CATS post a lot of things, so I really thought this was going to be a validation of his nickname.

[–]I_TAPE_CARS 15 points16 points ago

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I hope it never comes to that.

[–]shadowguise 1 point2 points ago

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Where's I_CAPE_RATS? I want to see some damn superhero rodents.

[–]I_TAPE_CARS 1 point2 points ago

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He's in my basement.

[–]craigdubyah 0 points1 point ago

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I was worried that I would end up looking at some shitty stick-figure comic.

[–]ReallyAmazingPersUN 0 points1 point ago

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Your username made me feel like I should do my homework. I stayed on Reddit anyway.

[–]CptMad 23 points24 points ago

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SEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOT SEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOT SEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOT SEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOT SEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOTSEXROBOT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q

[–]Spiderian 6 points7 points ago

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He's made of sex!

[–]Vortico 1 point2 points ago

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Wanna get DOOOOWWWNNN.

[–]aldld 0 points1 point ago

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I've always wanted to do that as a halloween costume.

[–]fuzzthed 3 points4 points ago

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did this last year... http://i.imgur.com/1y38y.jpg

[–]Arcon1337 0 points1 point ago

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[–]odiroot 22 points23 points ago

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The humans are dead!

[–]elwafflegrande 9 points10 points ago

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It must be the year 2000

[–]peppermint_dickables 8 points9 points ago

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There is only ONE kind of dance. Or two kinds of dance.

[–]orange_jooze 2 points3 points ago

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The world is quite different ever since the robot uprising of the late nineties.

[–]peppermint_dickables -2 points-1 points ago

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There is only ONE kind of dance. Or two kinds of dance.

[–]Lakario 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you hive mind. I come here to make this awesome comment and you beat me to it.

[–]moonman 20 points21 points ago

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[–]RickRussellTX 1 point2 points ago

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Quick, distract it with some old people's medicine!

[–]andrewsmith1986 14 points15 points ago

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KILL ALL HUMANS!

[–]aromero 10 points11 points ago

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no, just the little ones.

[–]pantsoff 0 points1 point ago

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Stupid skintubes.

[–]cadencehz 15 points16 points ago

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Watson?! WATSON, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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but master you asked me "things that happen at a kid's birthday party"

my database told me "what is mass murder?"

[–]turtal46 0 points1 point ago

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Watson was all like: "Toronto?????"

Everyone else was like : "PfftLOL"

Then Watson was like : "$949"

Everyone else was like: "You cheeky bastard"

[–]carbon_steel 8 points9 points ago

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Sex Robot strikes again.

[–]IIIMurdoc 1 point2 points ago

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Came here to post this! But good ol' Ctrl +F shows that you beat me too it. As a reward have my upboat!

...lol... "came"...

[–]gburnaman 0 points1 point ago

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Beat me too it to.

[–]RiseAM 7 points8 points ago

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[–]tbboy13 2 points3 points ago

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first thing I thought of.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to post this LOL

[–]camwow 5 points6 points ago

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You missed one..

[–]a_fraternity 2 points3 points ago

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Watson?

[–]MemeWatcher 2 points3 points ago*

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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wait an episode of robot chicken that was good?

wow! impressed!

[–]Bonervista 2 points3 points ago

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The robots use poisonous gasses

[–]Ceron 3 points4 points ago

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I_RAPE_CATS is posting this?

It must be a repost.

[–]anexanhume 1 point2 points ago

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The minds at cyberdyne were happy with the results of skynet's beta program.

[–]Kenitzka 1 point2 points ago

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Gotta love the empty sumo wrestling suit in the background...

[–]CrackheadMedic 1 point2 points ago

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Robot Frank, is that you?

[–]silent3 1 point2 points ago

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Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

[–]darthmiho 0 points1 point ago

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ctrl+f "wanna kill all humans" boosh.

[–]gregdoom 1 point2 points ago

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FINALLY. ROBOTIC BEINGS RULE THE WORLD.

THE HUMANS ARE DEAD.

[–]Dubbys 1 point2 points ago

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Did you Purchase Old Glory Robot Insurance?

[–]ididitagain 0 points1 point ago

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even the big sumo wrestler guy in the back got taken down!

[–]nathar 0 points1 point ago

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I have this picture except with a caption that says "Remember the Alamo"

[–]finkalicious 0 points1 point ago

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Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto

[–]khaose1 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]darien_gap 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the scene with Box in Logan's Run except the kids aren't naked and frozen and it's not in an ice cave.

[–]cdude 0 points1 point ago

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That is the worst pedobear costume I have ever seen.

[–]_ack_ 0 points1 point ago

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Where can you buy one of these killer robots? How expensive are they? Mechanization generally makes things cheaper so you'd expect it to be less expensive then hiring a person.

[–]BraveSaintStuart 0 points1 point ago

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that poor fat kid's bones were just evaporated right out of his skin...

[–]hate_sf_hobos 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I'm so happy I got my grandparents Old Glory Robot Insurance. "For when the metal ones attack"

[–]fadedsun 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SilentLettersSuck 0 points1 point ago

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My name is Awesome-o

[–]Erosis 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of Robots from Flight of the Conchords.

The link will take you to their music video from their HBO series.

[–]MOLESTOTHESUPERAPIST 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the practice of being "Benadryled" by parents still takes place.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]impulsivedryer 0 points1 point ago

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A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is not programmed for that function.

[–]huge_toes 0 points1 point ago

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There is one humanoid hiding at the top of the slide. They will not last long

[–]RootsOfCreation 0 points1 point ago

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Prime Directive: Exterminate this whole fucking place.

[–]eteman 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Sherlockbot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xp-DL6t4G4

[–]beezknees 0 points1 point ago

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Why does that kid in the bottom left have a 32 year olds face?

[–]JayDecay 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously? This shit's older than my grandpa's wooden condom.

[–]pinkwaffles 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a skinned sumo wrestling pedobear in the background?

[–]flinkydoo 0 points1 point ago

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Always with the killing of the children: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_51Hs56wW4

[–]LaserPope 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because he killed all those children and he isn't even sorry.

[–]ghosttrainhobo 0 points1 point ago

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Finally, robot beings rule the world.

[–]Ankhylosaur 0 points1 point ago

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The robot didn't do it. He was merely a callously celebratory witness to an attack by someone who has been doing this kind of crime for a while.

[–]yousername 0 points1 point ago

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Impressive. Do you have a business card?

[–]warpfield 0 points1 point ago

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I knew I shouldn't have let him direct the Terminator sequel.

[–]Iamsqueegee 0 points1 point ago

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Well there's the problem right there! This thing was set to 'kill'.

[–]tvc_15 0 points1 point ago

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affirmative, i poked one. it was dead.

[–]ZeroShift 0 points1 point ago

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Kill all Humans!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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why are your pants so baggy?

[–]dlrow0773H 0 points1 point ago

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OMG! they're in Jeopardy!

[–]DexterDoakes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]JeFX 0 points1 point ago

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[–]FTFY_Cent 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ScottColvin 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey sexy Momma, you want to kill all humans?"

Apologize for the horrible video.

[–]Chrisisawarmgun 0 points1 point ago

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Finally, robotic beings rule the world.

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Gonza200 0 points1 point ago

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We used poisonous gasses, and we poisoned their asses!

[–]foxtails 0 points1 point ago

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Huh. I've never seen or heard of people wearing socks in the grass before.

[–]Vexxt 0 points1 point ago

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It's Colby!

[–]flashman 0 points1 point ago

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pak chooie unf

[–]dEEsucked 0 points1 point ago

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wrong username dude. I_RAPE_KIDS

[–]PeterFnet 0 points1 point ago

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He kept one alive on his shoulder!

[–]Necrix 0 points1 point ago

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Cheerio my dear Watson!

[–]Chaings 0 points1 point ago

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There is a photo shopped version of this image with the face of Hugh Jackman on the robot, anyone know what I'm talking about?

[–]datsomebullshit -2 points-1 points ago

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baggy pants dick tent is hard to look at...