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TIL Einstein had the legs of a woman, and often wore the shoes to match. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by [deleted]
[–]omegaclick 254 points255 points256 points 1 year ago*
Einstein rode a bike and walked a lot, hence the sweet ass legs, the shoes are obviously custom and comfortable Socrates style beach sandals. It was Einstein's greatest compromise, he preferred bare feet like all great scientists who love to save time.
[–]bricksoup 60 points61 points62 points 1 year ago
Factual reply, get down from there. You don't belong on reddit, you're a factual reply. Plus you don't even have any memes in you.
[–]omegaclick 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago*
Nice Try Fox News!
[–]KrazyA1pha[] 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Better.
[–]user_nts 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Small world, etc. I like the whole dynamic thing you've got going on now.
[–]KrazyA1pha[] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Thanks. :)
[–]tondo22 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
go faux yourself.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
He's doing the factual meme.
[–]A_Whale_Biologist 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
So... why didn't he just wear manly sandals?
[–]omegaclick 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago*
Manly Sandals? What is this thing you speak of?
[–]Balance686 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Clearly an oxymoron.
[–]omegaclick 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Or in Einsteins case a Tautology.
Upvote for Tautology, from the greek word ταυτολογία, meaning redundant logic, always true, like:
E = mc^2
Oh you need more mod points than you got for that connection. :D
[–]xkostolny 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
You are apparently unaware of Spartan battle wear.
[–]omegaclick 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Doesn't count they didn't have a choice :)
[–]Kayzie100 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Birkenstocks.
[–]foomp 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Mandals
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Mandals?
[–]Cptn_Hook 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
After measuring, Hulit concluded that the professor just needed bigger shoes.
Oh, come on, Einstein. This was the problem that you just couldn't figure out?
[–]75sausage 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Athens was famous for their fifth century BC sandals. Supposedly, socrates died with sandals on.
[–]lolker 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Hmmm, sweet ass legs...
[–]camel69 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I knew 'sweet as' but not 'sweet ass something'
[–]alienproxy 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
My ex-girlfriend's grandma was his secretary. She said she would keep dozens of pairs of socks for him in her desk because he would always "forget" them, but I get the impression he just didn't care for socks.
[–]redditluv 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
TIL I wanna split Einstein's atom from the waste down
[–]jasmaree 322 points323 points324 points 1 year ago
Einstein doesn't give a damn about your opinions of how he should dress. He's too busy understanding the universe and winning Nobel Prizes.
[–]neuromonkey 366 points367 points368 points 1 year ago
Also, he's dead.
[–]Lurking_Grue 161 points162 points163 points 1 year ago
I would say decomposing but that is Beethoven.
[–][deleted] 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
They're decomposing composers; there's nothing anyone can do.
You can still hear Beethoven, but Beethoven cannot hear you.
[–]LeadVest 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago*
Sooooo… Not much has changed for Beethoven than, huh?
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago*
He gets fewer women these days, though has more bone to give them.
[–]shoegazer666 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
then*
[–]sorryDontUnderstand 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Shhhh! The Maestro is decomposing!
[–]Ludwig_van_Beethoven 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
alas it is true...
[–]DoctorMiracles 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
He couldn't hear it anyway.
[–]wosf 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Minor setback
We'll try to get him anyways.
[–]neuromonkey 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Can't hurt to try.
[–]Fidodo 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Way to rub it in.
Ha, ha!
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago
He's too busy understanding the universe and winning Nobel Prizes.
He's right not to care about fashion, because it's so temporary. He probably bought the shoes for comfort and he obviously enjoys sitting comfortably.
Function > form.
[–]overzealoushobo 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
[–]stufff 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS - Oscar Wilde
[–]Calcipher 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
When you say "sitting comfortably" are you referring to the way he crosses his legs?
If so, Europeans cross their legs like this, Americans cross it in the 'figure 4' position. This was actually a concept that was used to catch spies back in the day.
[–]Tyfo 61 points62 points63 points 1 year ago
TIL I'm American, as are most other people I know in Denmark.
[–]HarryTruman 38 points39 points40 points 1 year ago
Congratulations! I most likely won't bomb you now.
[–]MBuddah 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
this is because of our huge american balls.
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
I'm sorry for your troubles. In Europe we like to regulate our ballsize by fucking a lot.
[–]phidus 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I misread that.
...fucking Alot
[–]Tiak 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I bet the real estate market has put a real strain on that practice.
[–]liqdnitro 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
I went to the 'Euro-cross' after seeing the reddit post about all the badasses that sat like that, and it's incredible. the 'figure-four' always ended up hurting whichever knee was up.
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
The 'Euro-cross' smashes my junk.
[–]BitterDivorcedDad 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
I just sit with my legs spread...even when I'm wearing my kilt.
[–]veruus 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
That's what the sporran's for.
Not saying I always cross one way or another, but in public, if wood feels like it's coming up, EURO CROSS IT DOWN before someone SEES!
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Are you still in middle school? I quit getting spontaneous erections years ago.
[–]mebbee 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Especially tough with fitted jeans.
[–]GoatseMcShitbungle 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Do you have large thighs? It's more difficult for overweight people (speaking as one.)
No
[–]duke0wl 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
What post do you mean?
[–]whatyou 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
maybe this one http://www.reddit.com/r/humor/comments/ferzw/5_reasons_why_crossing_your_legs_like_a_chick_is/
[–]liqdnitro 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Exactly that one
[–]felpz123 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
That's why you gotta alternate knees :D
[–]PEG-8000 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
the euro cross doesn't work on a swivel chair. the leg that's up just ends up swivelling your whole body in its direction.
[–]ilostmyoldaccount 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
All of my male German friends are spies. The women are not, however.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Like how the German's make the #3 with their fingers differently than Brits, ala Inglorious Basterds! :)
[–]BitterDivorcedDad 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
Two martinis, please.
Dry?
Nein! ZWEI!!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ramstein-High-School/108207679208077
oh how I wish einstein went to this school as a kid
Why?
DU HAST DU HAST MICH
[–]silent3 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I went to Ramstein Jr. High, back before there was a Ramstein High School.
mini du hast?
[–]cabman567 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
They just start counting from the thumb. Nothing special in particular about 3.
[–]markpelly 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
This does not work at all for me, how do you even attempt that without even feeling pain from your man hood?
[–]seagramsextradrygin 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I sit like this sometimes and I actually have no idea how it works. I only ever sit like that when my legs fall into place naturally, and when they do it's very comfortable. If I consciously try to do it, there is no way I can do it without either extreme delicate and overt positioning or just plain old smashing my junk.
It's possible but I haven't figured how to do it.
[–]Calcipher 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I grew up in Europe and when I moved to America I got teased quite a bit for sitting with crossed legs. Giving into the peer pressure, I started sitting in the American style. Now, I can no longer sit in the European style. I think it must be one of those things like Japanese Seiza Sitting which you must grow accustomed to.
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The American leg-crossing thing is good for stretching/popping your hip, but usually not comfortable, at least in my experience.
Oh, and from the article:
Experienced seiza practitioners can maintain the posture for forty minutes or more with minimal discomfort.
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[–]ElliotofHull 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
This isn't true in England. Only women cross there legs. Real men sit with there legs apart.
[–]Calcipher 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
England must have changed a bit since I was last there. People always used to sit with the crossed legs.
Might be different for older people but I'm currently at sixth form and you would never see a lad with his legs crossed.
[–]ilostmyoldaccount 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
In talk shows perhaps.
Reminds me of the counting with fingers scene in "Inglorious Basterds".
[–]captainlavender 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I always thought it was supposed to be a gender thing. It amused me that I do it both ways.
[–]MBuddah 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
and shopping for fabulous footwear
[–]Razenghan 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Ignore presumptions, acquire omniscience.
[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
he was known not to wear socks because they would only end up getting holes in them, the same reasoning for not brushing his hair, because it would end up tangled again anyway.
so let's not eat because we'd only get hungry again ..? weird reasoning, but ok.
[–]V767 36 points37 points38 points 1 year ago
I read Einstein's biography by Walter Isaacson, which is a great book and wonderful insight into the genius that was Einstein.
Also, the dude WALKED everywhere all the time. The book often sites how he would just meander with colleagues talking about the universe and what not.
Makes sense his legs looked nice, they would have to after all that walking.
Also, cited often in the book, was Einstein's lack of care for anything other than his work. So, women's shoes were of no concern to him, just as long as they were comfortable.
And one more thing for clarification's sake, everything isn't relative, it is relative to the observer.
[–]mbora 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
TIL the only difference between me and Einstein is that whole "genius" thing. Also I'm homeless, and pretty sure Einstein wasn't.
[–]Forbichoff 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
haha i hate when people misunderstand his 'everything is relative' as some philosophically prescient idea for all scenarios.
[–]shitfaceddick 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Don't use philosophy as your trash can. When we say everything is relative we also mean it transcendentally (relative to the speaker).
[–]psilokan 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
He was also known for wearing mismatched socks.
[–]V767 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Yes! In the book it said that he was the stereotypical absent minded professor.
Funny man who was trapped in his mind almost all the time.
[–]as1126 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
It's an old movie, but Einstein was a character in it: IQ. His niece is Meg Ryan and she's falling in love. There are three other scientists and they just spend the whole movie talking science and goofing off (mostly while walking around). Someone in the movie did some research.
Yeah, Walter Mathau was Einstein in it. Tim Robbins was in it too.
While the character in that movie was more like a caricature of Einstein, his personality was somewhat like that, more in a generalized sense though.
[–]as1126 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I just watched on Netflix instant. Remembered seeing it years ago.
[–]atomic811 63 points64 points65 points 1 year ago
♫ Walk, walk fashion baby, work it, move that bitch crazy ♪
[–]diplomatofswing 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
♫ Petite Feet, feminine step! Sounds like a lady when he's walkin' in the room. ♪
Einstein a Go Go
[–]shitfaceddick 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
What decade is this from? The future?
[–]greyflcn 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Lol 80's
[–]BitterDivorcedDad 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I bought that album because of the cover and it was simply great!
I found the vids for that and Norman Bates less than a year ago on YT...not long after I found the album had been pressed to CD. (Finally!)
[–]neuromonkey 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
This is the basis of the five hour long Philip Glass opera, Einstein on the Beach. It's all about his shapely legs.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
five hour long Philip Glass opera
:(
[–]neuromonkey 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
It was pretty amazing, actually.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I've heard good things about Glass, so I recently downloaded his discography, and I've been pretty disappointed with it.
[–]yorgle 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Next time, figure out which of his works to check out using the GLASS ENGINE: http://www.philipglass.com/glassengine/
Oh. Cool. Thanks.
[–]neuromonkey 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Yeah, I had the same experience. Some of his stuff, I love. The rest, meh. I did that with David Bowie as well. I had no idea that he had so much awful, awful music. I knew of the Tin Machine era, but it gets worse than that.
[–]rennmax 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Which Bowie are you talking about? I'd agree with you about late-80s Bowie (with the exception of Tin Machine, which I love), but pretty much anything pre-1983 I can listen to over and over again. Just curious what of his oeuvre you find awful.
And for the record, Philip Glass is fantastic.
[–]Robofetus-5000 133 points134 points135 points 1 year ago
I guess it's all relative.
[–]free_beer 182 points183 points184 points 1 year ago
E=mcFAAABUloussss
[–]neotubesox 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Relevant?
[–]lifeis 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
that's today's jerry's phrase that pays.
[–]ani625 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
Generally.
[–]dullurd 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
My fap to this was pretty special, though.
[–]MBuddah 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
i think the space time in my pants just shrunk a little
[–]muffinmonk 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Are we just going to continuum these jokes?
[–]kb7735 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
You guys have a warped sense of humor.
[–]steve329 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
They tend to gravitate to threads like these.
[–]Deadpixel1221 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Nobody's perfect.
[–]str4nger 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
It's all related, he was married to his cousin.
[–]sterlyn 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
A cross-dresser once came to lan party of mine. After about the tenth deathless victory no one thought twice at what he/she was wearing. Einstein is like that times the speed of light squared.
[–]cadamr 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
As if his intelligence wasn't sexy enough. Sigh...
[–]pk7677 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Haters Gona Hate
[–]EvilHom3r 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Here's the source OP (probably) got the picture from
[–]foomachoo 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Here's to giving credit where it's due!
I love the free flow of information, but let's help out the sources for providing it please!
TIL you're dating some out of shape old women.
[–]bhrgunatha 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
.. with moustaches.
[–]Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Alas, the theory of "Squatz 'n Oats" would never be discovered in his lifetime. Einstein would later suffer minutes of ridicule by internet denizens in the year 2011.
[–]VoodooEconomist 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
He probably didn't even eat 6 meals a day or take fish oil...shows how much he knew...
[–]ShortWoman 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
What? All these comments and nobody has yet said "I thought German men wore socks with their sandals!"
/ducks to avoid thrown object
[–]DoctorMiracles 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
/throws crocs
[–]DoctorMiracles 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Damn sexy Einstein!!!
[–]Nitric_Acid 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Einstein is relatively hot!
[–]JackEmerson 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
You win!
[–]Pants536 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
More like E = MC FABULOUS...amirite?
[–]BonKerZ 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago*
No, you thief.
Edit: I'm a dumb ass
[–]Pants536 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Mine was an hour earlier...
[–]BonKerZ 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Oh! Crap my mistake. I misread his time. I apologize!
[–]theroguesstash 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Considering all the tail he pulled, he can wear whatever shoes and shorts he likes.
[–]xyroclast 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
E = MC PIMP
[–]420boy 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
this doesn't belong in r/wtf... it belongs in r/AWESOME
[–]MakeItBatman 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Stupid sexy Einstein!
[–]kightlinger 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
He's too busy figuring out how the fucking universe works to be bothered with your petty gender bullshit.
[–]tdastephen 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago*
Einstein: Bending Space and Time, Bending Gender Expectations
[–]whatthehelpp 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
HE DID IT FOR SCIENCE.
[–]jonnydonny 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
i'd hit that (with the speed of light)
[–]humanspace 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Maybe fake, but he struck me as someone who 'does not give a fuck'. So maybe if those were the only sandals laying around, he wouldn't care. He'd wear 'em if they were comfortable.
[–]_dybbuk 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I laughed a laugh I have never laughed before.
[–]ilikefries 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
The legs of an emu maybe.
[–]deakster 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
[–]theghoul 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Please tell me this is shooped.
[–]BitterDivorcedDad 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
This is shooped.
[–]amirahfusion 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
No, he has the legs of a physicist...thin with no muscular definition. Clearly not an athlete.
all that walking and biking he did really just helped his arms i guess
How many miles do you think the average physicist paces per year?
[–]g1212 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Many older men have much nicer legs than older females.
I am not personally comfortable realizing this, but realize this, I have.
Those don't look like any girl's legs that I've ever seen... ಠ_ಠ
[–]deafcon5 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Ever notice that extremely intelligent people treat their bodies as only a vehicle for their heads?
[–]epicviking 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Thats a load of fucking rubbish
[–]anarchistica 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Finally, a good excuse.
[–]SilverEpoch -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
This doesn't surprise me at all. He WAS German after all.
[–]giveitago 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Does anyone else think that because Einstein was a national and military asset that he should have been given a polygamy exemption, if not cloned in the national interest.
Does anyone else think that because Einstein was a national and military asset that he should have been given a polygamy exemption, if not cloned in the national interest?
[–]spazzm 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Einstein's first son died in a mental hospital, so no.
[–]shoasaurus 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Nice gams.
[–]thugmonkey 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Not just a beautiful mind then.
[–]irishemperor 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
They look like experimental chrono-clogs. You'll need to construct an Allied Technology Center before manufacturing them in your Allied Shoe Factory.
[–]Phrea 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Oh Albert, you kinky bastard.
[–]trihard 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Was Einstein a triathlete? We often shave our legs and look sexy.
[–]The_Gecko 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
...go on...
[–]trihard 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
The Process
The Results
Random Triathlete
Not so random triathlete
As you can tell, the leg shaving makes us dead sexy.
Another picture of him with same legs and shoes: http://www.sff.net/people/rothman/einstein.htm
His brain sucked out the energy from his feet. Some would say that is a tight joke, but I say it's all relative.
[–]OneManDustBowl 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Rembrandt was blind and had wooden hands.
[–]FarewellOrwell 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Love this man.
[–]broman_polanski 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
No joke, my dad has this photo framed for some reason. It sits on his bookshelf in the front room.
[–]caseyjay 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
So did John Wayne.
[–]ammderlu 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Paradigm... shifting... brain hurting... can't unsee John Wayne's camel toe...
[–]epicviking 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
pretty standard for the time, both in footwear and in leg definition. Find me an elderly man with legs not like that. Also, sandals have come a long way.
[–]cheerfulstoic 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Also, little known fact, Einstein invented leg transplantation.... and killed a woman.
[–]dezine 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Einstein: Making science sexy.
[–]consbeeracy 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
His legs are the source of his genius.
[–]EternalNY1 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
This image is not fake, it was taken on Nassau Point in Cutchogue, New York (on the eastern end of Long Island, where he lived).
[–]penguished 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Einstein is kind of like The Dude as a Nobel Prize winning genius.
[–]darthluke 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
“Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.” - Albert Einstein
[–]akinger 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
My boyfriend sent me this pic with a Valentine's day poem on it today. How romantic!
[–]viasa 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Gay or European?
[–]EmpressK 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Look at those tiny ankles and perfect calves. sigh What a bitch.
You know, Einstein failed at school and still became the greatest physicist ever?
[–]exadata 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I want his brains and his body.....
SCIENCE!
[–]cfuse 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Deal with it.
[–]nyx210 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Someone please tell me this is fake.
[–]Neodymium 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
That's what anybody's legs look like when they're in heels, though his look particularly nice :)
What an idiot!
[–]nofatebutwhatwemake 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
You have a wonan's legs, my lord!
[–]runtmc 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Hey, every genius has their quirks.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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