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[–]drhastings 211 points212 points ago

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This was David and Nikki Malki's wedding cake. David's the author of the webcomic, Wondermark, and Nikki makes puppets for Robot Chicken.

POWER COUPLE.

[–]qwantz 41 points42 points ago

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Chris I came here just to say that and was happy to see that you've already done it! EXCELLENT

[–]TheGreatPastaWars 14 points15 points ago

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Chris is on his game today.

[–]kneeofwisdom 5 points6 points ago

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And your dinosaur comics make the world a happy, happy place!

[–]MrGrover 3 points4 points ago

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I came here to say that too but more to brag that I was there and saw it in person. B)

[–]qwantz 2 points3 points ago

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whattttttt

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[–]qwantz 2 points3 points ago

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I believe the story boils down to "he received an invitation and attended at the appropriate date and time"

[–]MrGrover 0 points1 point ago

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Then I sat next to some old people I didn't know at the reception and had to explain how I met Malki on the internet.

[–]nongoloza 14 points15 points ago

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And Mike's Amazing Cakes made it. They can be found in Redmond, WA. There's a hi-res pic of the cake in David's website, incredible details: http://davidmalki.com/wed/cake_big.jpg

[–]teh_goodness 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dickflyr 19 points20 points ago

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Their engagement trailer is pretty badass: http://vimeo.com/1581347

[–]geckospots 4 points5 points ago

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That is the best 'save the date' I've ever seen. :D

[–]panek 2 points3 points ago

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There's a website that puts together trailers like this for relatively cheap just by piecing together random film clips. Can't remember the link. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

[–]soonerguy9782 1 point2 points ago

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Just replying to find this later. Nothing to see here.

[–]FacelessBureaucrat 2 points3 points ago

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That would be "Malki !" (the space and exclamation mark are part of the name). Everything he makes is amazing.

[–]Rytorres 2 points3 points ago

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I was there at Nikki and Dave's wedding, the top tier could have used some dowels and unfortunately slid off. Still tasted great regardless and most people thought that they were trying for that effect.

[–]aperson 1 point2 points ago

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You reminded me to check your webcomic

[–]snoozieboi 1 point2 points ago

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So they're NOT stunt persons?

[–]ffffsure 0 points1 point ago

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brutal couple! well done.

[–]i_have_a_gf_fyi 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, those are some impressive cakes. My girlfriend and I have done some window shopping for wedding cakes, but it would be wonderful to have one as impressive as those.

[–]McDrawrHumperdink 0 points1 point ago

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Did they ever recover the couple from the wreckage?

Because I'm quite sure the plane was a mere ruse and the tower was brought down by explosives.

Why, you ask?

It's simple. THEY wanted to make it look like 'speak now or forever hold your peace' did it so they would have an excuse and take their magnetic fields.

Wedding cakes don't have magnetic fields!!! They are 100% dependent on IMPORTED MAGNETIC FORCE and this is a blatant excuse to go in and exercise imperialist hegemony over them.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!

EDIT1: I just noticed a very suspicious thing. Clearly the UPPER FLOORS ARE HOLDING AFTER THE INITIAL IMPACT!!!!. What caused them to come down?

EDIT2: To all the critics and naysayers: I AM JUST ASKING QUESTIONS. That is what we do in a democracy. Unless you have a vested interest or are speaking for the establishment, you should be on my side. Also, please make backups of this comment. Conde Nast is part of the conspiracy and will remove posts and accounts that expose what happend.

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.

            --Thomas Jefferson

[–]whiteboard_bandit -5 points-4 points ago

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Power Couple? Maybe in our circle, but to the outside world they would just tap the glass and say "aww, look at the nerds scurry."

[–]ChokingVictim -1 points0 points ago

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Not related, but I want your babies, Mr. Hastings. Dr. McNinja can watch.

[–]snoozieboi -4 points-3 points ago

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So they're NOT stunt persons?

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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Was that cake produced by Jerry Bruckheimer?

[–]moogle516 17 points18 points ago

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The cake would be nothing but a green screen if it was.

[–]mista0sparkle 24 points25 points ago

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So what you're saying is the cake would be... a lie?

[–]wafflekarats 0 points1 point ago

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cue music YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

[–]serenadondon 8 points9 points ago

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After considering both domestic and international gross revenues, this cake lost $100 million dollars.

[–]FacelessBureaucrat 2 points3 points ago

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[–]the_cereal_killer 13 points14 points ago

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yes. and directed by michael bay.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Not true, the cake has not exploded into a massive fireball.

[–]Megapwnd 3 points4 points ago

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Exploding explosions!

[–]viagravagina 1 point2 points ago

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That happens after you eat it.

[–]soylentcoleslaw 0 points1 point ago

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Yet. Remember it's a still photograph, so it could've been taken during the 2 seconds before it exploded.

[–]his_dudeness -1 points0 points ago

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And directed by Michael Bay.

[–]thomasry 26 points27 points ago

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I don't think the inside guy on the saw has thought this all the way through ...

[–]5h4d0w 2 points3 points ago

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I think he'd be fine since he's got a support behind him, really it would be the outside guy who would be screwed.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 0 points1 point ago

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I think the outside guy is going to hop down a level and hope that those supports hold.

[–]TheGreenKnight 100 points101 points ago

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C O N F E C T I O N

[–]sweet_relief 29 points30 points ago

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We have to go to ... the fourth level ... to stop the wedding

[–]Ryuuken1127 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Chance4e -4 points-3 points ago

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/thread

[–]housesnickleviper -5 points-4 points ago

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one hundred million internets.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Reminds me of this cake, which is not quite as well done, but I like the concept better.

[–]ExogenBreach 19 points20 points ago

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THE WEDDING CRASHERS WAS AN INSIDE JOB.

[–]peaceshot 5 points6 points ago

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As a wedding photographer, all I can think is, "A cake right next to a sunny window with blinds? The photographer is in hell right now."

[–]fani 5 points6 points ago

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Nice cake, but what's the theme exactly ?

Like a James Bond type thing ? They're trying to get married but henchmen are out to get them ?

[–]calantorntain 2 points3 points ago

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[–]adoublelison 4 points5 points ago

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[–]purpaderp 5 points6 points ago

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The name of this cake: "The Best Friends A Groom Can Have"

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I hate weddings, but that cake makes me love that couple. They have my blessing

[–]polishprince76 2 points3 points ago

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I'm looking for Hank Scorpio.

[–]pbmonster 3 points4 points ago

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I see you epic wedding cake and I raise you the epic zombie wedding cake.

[–]JLP2005 1 point2 points ago

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As someone who has lived their life for the past 2 years around the creation and delivery of wedding cakes, I think this is possibly one of the finer things I have EVER seen.

Mike's Amazing cakes sure are amazing.

[–]modelchick8806 1 point2 points ago

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Is the groom kicking the bride off the cake? Hilarious!

[–]Thunderpiss 1 point2 points ago

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Psshht. I invented the turtleneck.

[–]killercacti -1 points0 points ago

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I didn’t invent the turtle-neck, Lana, but I was the first to recognize it’s potential as a tactical garment.

[–]Thunderpiss 1 point2 points ago

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Glad someone got the reference.

[–]Clayton__Bigsby 1 point2 points ago

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I was absolutely going to make the reference until I scrolled down and saw it mentioned.

So all I can say...Touché?

[–]phanboy 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a big fan of cake, but wedding cakes usually taste like a sponge that looks nice. I'd really be happy with any cake that actually tastes good, with or without special effects.

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I thought it was cakeseption at first

[–]stripclubdj 0 points1 point ago

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Right there with you. You beat me to it. Cheers.

[–]jamessnow 1 point2 points ago

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They're trying to save him, but he doesn't seem to understand.

[–]poodoofodder 1 point2 points ago

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Inception 2: The Wedding

[–]chka 1 point2 points ago

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Never Forget

[–]Dante13 1 point2 points ago

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I definitely thought this cake was devoted to L O S T for some reason.

Must have been the plane crash.

[–]Ciechan 1 point2 points ago

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It's so awesome, it would be a waste to consume it, I would still eat it dough.

[–]pantah 1 point2 points ago

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This strangely reminded me of inception.

[–]jmuguy 1 point2 points ago

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Needs more Duff Goldman shoving fireworks everywhere and cackling like an asshole.

[–]borez 1 point2 points ago

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Somebody doesn't want that wedding to happen.

[–]JobeX 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking... you know

a cake based off of portal

[–]grodychamp 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty epic wedding cake.

[–]Felt_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, that makes marriage almost seem worthwhile, until I realize I'm an unlovable troll and will almost certainly die alone.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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hush. This isn't about you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Where's Paul Harvey when you need him?

[–]Ruleroftheblind 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't have my glasses on when I read the title. I thought it was "Best Wake and Bake Ever! [6]"

[–]faerielfire 0 points1 point ago

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Checkout /r/cakewin for more awesome cakes!

[–]faerielfire 0 points1 point ago

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Checkout /r/cakewin for more awesome cakes!

[–]Squidfish 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I thought that was for the Kennedeys or something.

[–]phoenix10 0 points1 point ago

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That wedding cake is absolutely amazing. The wife would of killed me if I tried anything like that. Dude is one lucky man!

[–]Falldog 0 points1 point ago

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Needs a green, Tom Selleck pig.

[–]jackstore 0 points1 point ago

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So cool!

[–]BeerBaronBrent 0 points1 point ago

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Was this JFK Jr's wedding cake?

[–]narciscorvette 0 points1 point ago

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Is Bear Fucking Grylls getting married?

[–]imitationcheese 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like a divorce cake.

[–]captainscarlet22 0 points1 point ago

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That's pretty cool!!

But the bride should have been grabbing a gun from her garter belt.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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CONCEPTION

[–]W34PON 0 points1 point ago

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"Damn you Walker!!!"

The first thing I thought of when I saw this.

[–]rum7 0 points1 point ago

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too soon

[–]kneaders 0 points1 point ago

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Who's your al qaeda'er?

[–]nate263 0 points1 point ago

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The scary thing is that they were married in the World Trade Center.

SHYAMALAN

[–]rinnip 0 points1 point ago

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I hope that's not how they picture their married life.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I want this. So much. This is the cake I'm going to use when I get married.

[–]ponygirl 0 points1 point ago

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if my wedding looks like this I will have consider my life a success

[–]ZipZopZip 0 points1 point ago

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Im gonna have to go with the ghostbusters wedding cake. Looks fantastic ill bet it tastes terrible though.

http://www.charmcitycakes.com/blog/2010/12/human-sacrifice-dogs-and-cats-living-together-mass-hysteria-

[–]The_Evil_Within 0 points1 point ago

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Best wedding cake ever =>

That's right, I had NO CAKE. Or possibly, the cake was a lie...

Anyway, saw no point in a mostly inedible cake that cost shit-loads of money and nobody would remember a week later anyway.

[–]dreadsword 0 points1 point ago

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This was probably on a table at the... (sunglasses)

R E C E P T I O N

[–]30percentAlpaca 0 points1 point ago

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Now I know what I want my wedding cake to look like. My (hopefully one day) future husband is gonna love me.

[–]whateverman1579 0 points1 point ago

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This cake is genius! It's metaphorical of in-laws combating and general family conflict. The married couple is stuck at the top witnessing all of this tension and trying to enjoy their wedding while simultaneously trying to avoid getting pulled into the conflict. Their being slowly drawn into the conflict is represented by the tilting of the top of the cake as its supports are knocked down from under the couple without their control.

[–]thedddronald 0 points1 point ago

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CAKECEPTION

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[–]TheOrchidKiller 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda made me think of 9/11.. but a lovely cake otherwise!

[–]artbot5000 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, until all the other couples at the wedding who were blown up by terrorists after their light plane crashed get a gander at it.

[–]M0b1u5 0 points1 point ago

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Automatic downvote for asserting "best" of anything.

[–]patchbag 0 points1 point ago

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And the glasses look like skulls.

[–]megamuncher 0 points1 point ago

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Are they saving him (or her) or trying to steal the bride/ groom?

[–]ddjam 0 points1 point ago

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It would be better if the bride and groom had guns and were defending themselves.

[–]DraperyFalls 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just glad to see that it's not that one with the groom being dragged by the bride. Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:

[–]Gyfted 0 points1 point ago

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I bet it's full of razor blades

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[–]Ctrl-C 20 points21 points ago

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R E C E P T I O N

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future C O N C E P T I O N?

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[–]tupidflorapope -1 points0 points ago

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kurva cheepkas! nas drobina. vjilom ni gayo ptashki spea dolone pod yavorem!

[–]mahkato -3 points-2 points ago

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The whole airplane thing sort of gave me a nine-eleveny feel as my first impression.

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[–]5h4d0w 1 point2 points ago

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Looks quite tasty to me.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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The groom has a douche beard?

[–]xelf -1 points0 points ago

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They got married on 9/11?

(what, too spoon?)

[–]redditspice -5 points-4 points ago

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Contrary to popular belief, "BEST" and "RETARDED" are not synonyms. Thank you for playing our game, we have some lovely parting gifts.

[–]Amplifix -2 points-1 points ago

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Epic.

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This should be the new standard for all wedding cakes