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[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Those look like girl's pants.

[–]eZek0 14 points15 points ago

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Why do you think Woody is so happy?

[–]nicholmikey 6 points7 points ago

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You would't want to see him when he is angry...

[–]pocketjunkie 0 points1 point ago

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D:

[–]Xanthan81 0 points1 point ago

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He's not smiling, he's wincing.

[–]Personality2of5 1 point2 points ago

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That explains where his legs are.

[–]spnkr 8 points9 points ago

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There's a snake in my boot!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Dang it, I just posted this and realized you already said it 50 minutes ago. lol

[–]invincibubble 6 points7 points ago

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Oh cool, I was wondering what sort of nightmares I was going to have tonight.

[–]coocoo4cocaine 1 point2 points ago

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Now imagine it's woody's head attached to a big spider and he lay's eggs inside your genitals that upon hatching travel up your urethra and grow inside your bladder and come out in a big swarm when you pee.

[–]invincibubble 0 points1 point ago

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Holy jebus, you are coocoo for cocaine.

[–]greengoddess 4 points5 points ago

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Woody's Buzzed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Me... gusta?

[–]d1sturb4nc3 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Daxosaurus 3 points4 points ago

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And I instantly need therapy.

[–]raymond8505 2 points3 points ago

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Woody looks high as shit! Maybe it's time you washed your balls?

[–]WerewolfCircus 1 point2 points ago

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There was a youtube video of a lady explaining how Toy Story was just a giant metaphor for a boy coming to terms with his own budding sexuality. Anyone remember it, or know where the link is?

[–]aFriendtoOtters 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I buy this figurine?

[–]JudasKandinsky 1 point2 points ago

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Search for Revoltech Woody.

[–]aFriendtoOtters 0 points1 point ago

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perfect. thank you.

[–]skay 0 points1 point ago

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in other news, toy story stock rises after the release of a new line of sex toys.

[–]mortodestructo 0 points1 point ago

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The trollface really completes the joke.

[–]phynn 0 points1 point ago

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It pulls the joke together.

[–]sawbutter -1 points0 points ago

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[–]klobbermang[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, didn't see it back then. Found this on Hodgy Beat's tumblr.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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There's a snake in my boot!