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Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]dalliance 34 points35 points ago

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Relevant

[–]JoePrey 2 points3 points ago

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wow thanks I really needed that laugh.

[–]vwllss 12 points13 points ago

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Does anyone know the original video for this?

[–]likwidfuzion 40 points41 points ago

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It was Josh Neer (the one who hit himself) vs. Mac Danzig at UFC Fight Night 17 in the second round at 3:03.

[–]vwllss 8 points9 points ago

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Thanks

[–]S7evyn 9 points10 points ago

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Wow.

[–]mountainjew 7 points8 points ago

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Reddit knows more than Google.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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http://www.tiredacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/W9lz8-550x401.gif

[–]mononaut 7 points8 points ago

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source

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you. I couldn't remember where I saw this, so I googled "angel stop hitting yourself" and that was the first pic that popped up.

[–]parl 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of Fight Club.

[–]neverwasiloved 22 points23 points ago

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What I want to know is why he JUST DOESN'T LEARN

[–]inferno10 21 points22 points ago

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Each hit to himself resets his short-term memory.

[–]jrandom 15 points16 points ago

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OH GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

[–]MissingTheJoke 5 points6 points ago

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In this culture, affection between males is expressed through prone embrace and a firm salute in the form of a fist brought repeatedly rapidly up to and against the head.

[–]WiiCat 2 points3 points ago

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And a strong desire to attain side control.

[–]KalisNA 0 points1 point ago

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full mount

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob.

[–]REInvestor 82 points83 points ago

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Stay away relevant_rule_34.

[–]DeFex 10 points11 points ago

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Wrestling's already gay soft porn so it doesn't count.

[–]EncasedMeats 1 point2 points ago

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Australian Rules Football is the gayest sport, fashion-wise.

[–]didIGoOverboard 6 points7 points ago

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It's not wrestling, it's Mixed Martial Arts. And how does it feel to know a bunch of "gay soft porn" actors can kick your ass?

[–]CtrlAltDeleteDie 10 points11 points ago

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Are you angry, my good sir?

[–]Pixelpaws 16 points17 points ago

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I think that he just went overboard, that's all.

[–]KalisNA 0 points1 point ago

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PROCEED TOWARDS ME IN AN AGGRESSIVE MANNER, BROTHER

[–]ducttape36 3 points4 points ago

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about the same as it feels if they were straight.

[–]DeFex 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't care less.

[–]DrDodgy -5 points-4 points ago

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I'd rather they kick my ass than let them have it the way they really want it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No no I think I'd defiantly would be fine with an assfucking then an ass beating. I prefer to have my teeth in tact thank you.

[–]KineticShampoo 6 points7 points ago

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It's sterile and I like the taste.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 1 point2 points ago

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I hate when they do that.

[–]magister0 0 points1 point ago

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Er... what?

[–]leoinca 18 points19 points ago

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This is how I feel when I watch Fox News.

[–]rinja 12 points13 points ago

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Obviously, the solution would be to not watch Fox News.

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 18 points19 points ago

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But it feels so good when I stop.

[–]penguinv 0 points1 point ago

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Anonymous!

[–]KabelGuy -2 points-1 points ago

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That, sadly, doesn't make it go away, though.

[–]apex32 2 points3 points ago

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With audio from The Simpsons

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Not only is he hitting himself, he's also reversing time so he can do it over and over and over again... which if he can reverse time, why doesn't he unpin himself? This leads me to the conclusion that he enjoys being pinned and enjoys hitting himself. This is some real masochism we have here, folks.

[–]eatingclass 1 point2 points ago

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Well. Can't say the title's misleading. The man does keep hitting himself.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This guy needs to have a talk with Guru Pitka.

[–]LikeanEnormousTrain 0 points1 point ago

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So long as he doesnt keep beating himself up about it.

[–]phantombluejay 0 points1 point ago

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wait, if you knock yourself out do you win??

[–]Chris_Farley 0 points1 point ago

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I'd be punching myself in the face too if some dude were raping me.

[–]padowan -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder how he felt when he watched this video

[–]j1ggy 0 points1 point ago

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It's a good strategy if you want the clock to keep adding a second.

[–]cromulent_word -3 points-2 points ago

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Clock's broken.

[–]theturbolemming -4 points-3 points ago

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Let's be honest... After years of punches to the head, I'm guessing the lines of "self" begin to blur. Can't say I blame him.

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[–]JinandJuice 5 points6 points ago

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This guy is a comedian, commentator, and a porn actor? Isn't this every boy's dream come true?

[–]notwist -1 points0 points ago

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First of all, where does it say that he's a porn actor? Secondly, I'm not sure what you mean by "every boy's dream come true".

[–]mariorising 4 points5 points ago

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"Joe" Rogan (born August 11, 1967) is an American comedian, adult entertainer, and color commentator for the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

The link to "adult entertainer" goes to a pornographic actor page. I'm guessing that's how he got porn actor.

[–]rvf 2 points3 points ago

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Joe Rogan is not a "UFC Fighter".

[–]uncoiledspaghetti -1 points0 points ago

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He fights, or fought, MMA. Nitpicker.

[–]rvf 2 points3 points ago*

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Show me his MMA record. He trains in BJJ, and sometimes competes in tournaments, but that is not MMA by a longshot. Rogan does not engage in competitions that would involve him getting punched in the face.

EDIT: I actually can't find evidence of him competing in grappling tournaments either. I don't slight the guy's skills, but he is not a professional fighter purely by definition.

[–]uncoiledspaghetti -1 points0 points ago

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Huh, you're right. My bad.

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[–]rvf 0 points1 point ago

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he was also on the cover of Black Belt magazine.

... and? He is a martial artist, that does not make him an MMA fighter. He trains in BJJ and has a Tae Kwon Do background. He has not fought competitively since his TKD days, which, if it's not obvious, is also not MMA.

[–]asscobra 0 points1 point ago

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Joe rogan doesnt fight.

[–]wakingdeadexhibit -5 points-4 points ago

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Maybe he'll eventually punch the retard out of himself.

[–]I_Downvote -1 points0 points ago

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Haha! You'll never catch me!

[–]mpb92 -1 points0 points ago

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Such a tender embrace...

[–]Tralna -1 points0 points ago

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Was he concussed? Hitting yourself without meaning to is really hard to do.

[–]Illadelphian 0 points1 point ago

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Not when you can't see where you are swinging. It's only hard to hit yourself when you know it's coming.

[–]00bet -5 points-4 points ago

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that's the funniest thing all day.

[–]Fermenon -2 points-1 points ago

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My first thought at looking at that was "Why doesn't he stop? I don't think he's going to be able to take much more!"

[–]ukepriest -5 points-4 points ago

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Yourself!

[–]berserkering -5 points-4 points ago

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K.O!

[–]i_adler -5 points-4 points ago

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Jeez you guys, he's just trying to activate his self-destruct button.

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