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[–]petedawes 10 points11 points ago

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If you want pizza rolls email me and I will mail you some.

[–]finkalicious 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now. When are the pancakes coming in the mail?

[–]chaolance 12 points13 points ago

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[–]kingrootintootin 7 points8 points ago

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post a comment on this webzone and i'll send you a pizza roll

[–]finkalicious 5 points6 points ago

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Don't forget the sequel, "That pizza roll burned my mouth so motherfucking bad, I shot everyone."

[–]freedtroll 2 points3 points ago

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I LOVE TOSTIDOS PIZAAA ROLLLLLLSS

[–]maxxspeed 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if the girl that got shot in her stupid face ate all of the damn pizza rolls?

[–]spuncraz[S] 2 points3 points ago

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case solved.

[–]CuilHandLuke 1 point2 points ago

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I read this in the voice of Jimmy McMillan.

[–]jerkmonkey 1 point2 points ago

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He ate the pizza rolls!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, you'd think he would be embarrassed about that.

[–]Adelaidey 1 point2 points ago

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I did eat all of the macaroni. It's messed up that he knows.

[–]KeswickPinhead 1 point2 points ago

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There is no question mark, therefore I deduce that the person that ate all the pizza rolls was named "Who". Either the Doctor, or a friend of Doctor Seuss. Sincerely Sherlock Holmes

[–]captainhowdy27 0 points1 point ago

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I seriously want to read this.

[–]houseofbacon 0 points1 point ago

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Love the shit out of those pizza rolls, man.

[–]MrsOotle 0 points1 point ago

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Just so long as nobody eats the goddamn clamcakes.

[–]Antistis 0 points1 point ago

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I love this picture. My household loves pizza rolls, so my dad put it above our freezer.

[–]MisterPeepers 0 points1 point ago

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Frontpage bound

[–]GypsyPunk -1 points0 points ago

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Postfarm?

[–]hupcapstudios -1 points0 points ago*

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Doesn't look like a very good read.