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[–]iBeenie 16 points17 points ago

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Why is he smiling at his pay cut in the real life circle?

[–]shintojuunana 4 points5 points ago

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Because at least he still has a job?

I wondered about that too.

[–]pdizz 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it said "pay out"

[–]massivenewfag -1 points0 points ago

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I FUCKING knew this would be the first comment. I knew it. Ah... I have to masturbate now.

[–]kker1 8 points9 points ago

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"DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/Ideal-life-real-life-weekend-life.png"

Hehehe. This'll show 'em!

[–]sixcorners 0 points1 point ago

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pwned

[–]cochico 4 points5 points ago

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Who is idea ?

[–]Jurf 2 points3 points ago

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Who got the big idea was to repost? Fail.

[–]NinjaOtter 4 points5 points ago

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Downvoted for the misuse of "fail".

[–]InfinitePower 1 point2 points ago

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I feel your pain. I too become a bowling ball between the hours of 12 and 4.

[–]srs_house 4 points5 points ago

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The last time I saw this I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

[–]Mewoko 2 points3 points ago

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"whose"

fail

[–]humbale 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you should try using proper grammar before making fun of someone else's spelling.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My eyes, the goggles do nothing.

[–]bichiliad 0 points1 point ago

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I bet any money that this would get more hits if it were on imgur.

[–]beniro 0 points1 point ago

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If this is the way your life is, you suck at it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If this is how people actually live, especially the weekend, I feel really really sorry for you.

[–]mean0dean0 0 points1 point ago

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Why is he happy to get a pay cut??

[–]ViP_Suite 0 points1 point ago

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Food?

[–]chocolatelightning 0 points1 point ago

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Ah what the heck, I liked seeing this again. Upvote for you, presumably 13-year-old redditor.