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[–]EmceCocks 5 points6 points ago

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WTH did you google "Giant Piece of Salad????"

[–]fatalvaux[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Well, you see, I was trying to explain to my friend how upsetting it was when I ordered a salad and half of it was those awful big hard crunchy pieces of lettuce instead of the nice leafy pieces a salad should consist of. Looking for pictorial support, I went to google. This is what resulted.

[–]benemal 3 points4 points ago

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So did you convince your friend?

[–]Memitim 4 points5 points ago

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Fruit and veggies.

[–]jorev 4 points5 points ago

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giant fruit salad

[–]IssacHNewton 3 points4 points ago

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is there a special Gene Simmons NSFW?

[–]majortomsajunkie 2 points3 points ago

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Richard Simmons. But now Im laughing even harder imagining Gene Simmons in that pic!

[–]jamangold 1 point2 points ago

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[–]AllLikeKAKOW 2 points3 points ago

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CANNOT UNSEE. D:

[–]mykodacon 2 points3 points ago

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That's one of the gayest pictures I have seen. That guy has to be gay.

[–]evilsbluejeans 1 point2 points ago

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Hahaha. Gross.

[–]SignCeo 1 point2 points ago

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Well to Googles credit, that is a giant piece of salad.

[–]eepeppeep 1 point2 points ago

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...what were you looking for in the first place?

[–]michael0170 1 point2 points ago

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Did you mean: giant fruit salad?

[–]trystan1230 0 points1 point ago

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Thank God they covered his pecs. THAT would have been disturbing.

[–]TheGallow 0 points1 point ago

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Some things cannot be unseen.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, my god. I.... awesome.

[–]still_asleep 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't...click..."X"...quickly enough

[–]madgrafx 0 points1 point ago

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sure you didn't type tossed salad?

[–]philosophywelch 0 points1 point ago

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I think your salads on fire.

[–]carolevale 0 points1 point ago

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Do you want fries with that?

[–]blzd4dyz 0 points1 point ago

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If he asks you to toss it, run like the wind.

[–]slurpme 0 points1 point ago

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This will haunt my dreams...

[–]Skooj 0 points1 point ago

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Ohhhhhh, well, that's just unfortunate.

[–]csmokesgf 0 points1 point ago

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there goes my dinner