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[–]silvernose 64 points65 points ago

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Warning: warranty void if seal broken.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So a seal walks into this club...

[–]Warlizard 33 points34 points ago

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Must have been Cherry Coke.

[–]gregmo7 14 points15 points ago

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spagett!

[–]thedddronald 2 points3 points ago

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Every fucking time I think of something clever this happens, while nice reference anyway.

[–]ICantSeeIt 0 points1 point ago

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oh, you should have seen our faces!

[–]Stux 0 points1 point ago

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"I was just throwing the trash and this weird man with long tail jumped out and shouted at me..."

[–]ICantSeeIt 1 point2 points ago

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was not scary...just...abnormal.

[–]langcastle 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like one of them really got into it. I'm talking about like rolling around on top of the carcass and shit. He must really like coke.

[–]winterapple 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a mama bear and her two half-grown, half-taught cubs. Probably, she's encouraging the cubs to really get into the whole experience.

[–]abcadaba 3 points4 points ago

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Everyone who thinks that polar bears are cute needs to see this. That is what will happen to you if you try to hug a polar bear. </rant>

[–]agentdero 1 point2 points ago

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This is also what happens if you're a seal.

If you're a seal, seal, get off of reddit, you're not a human. You don't even have any hands

[–]lowScore 2 points3 points ago

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Has anyone seen the video of polar bears drinking coke then running out and killing Eskimos and drinking their blood. It was a claymation thing I think.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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looks like a scene that belongs in pulp fiction

[–]Pants536 9 points10 points ago

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This is a tasty seal.

[–]MorningHaze 5 points6 points ago

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Now normally I can't eat seal because my bearfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me one too.

[–]xmmmx 2 points3 points ago

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A real bear loves his woman every day of the month.

[–]Meanjoe 0 points1 point ago

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JUICE!!

[–]oN3xM -1 points0 points ago

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I want to upvote this to infinity.

[–]belandil 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Rockwin 0 points1 point ago

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at first I was like 'how do they clean the blood off their fur?', then I remembered: cold water

Cold water is the way to rinse blood out; it all makes sense now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You would think they'd be more chill.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like a Mexican cartel killing.

[–]state08 -1 points0 points ago

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The way the bear all the way on the left has his neck up makes it look like he's the one doing the talking.

[–]coveritwithgas 0 points1 point ago

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Moe is their leader.

[–]nault -1 points0 points ago

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I always said they cut the part where the bears feast on the penguins in the commercial. You know, just after the little one gives the coke to them. A second later, he's got no head.

[–]sinferno -1 points0 points ago

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Haha this is great.

[–]devedander -1 points0 points ago

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Is it wrong that when I see this I think "Those guy look happy and are having what appears to be a deliciuos dinner!"?

[–]moisgreat -1 points0 points ago

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I blame those fucking Chinese dogskinners.

[–]allenizabeth -1 points0 points ago

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Too bad they're floating away on that piece of ice.

[–]HoverJet -1 points0 points ago

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is there a joke here i am not getting?

[–]nachtliche -1 points0 points ago

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I think that was al gore

[–]toolittlesunshine -2 points-1 points ago

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I still think they look adorable.

[–]awittypun -2 points-1 points ago

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WARNING: GORE