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[–]brentose 47 points48 points ago

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An inter-racial comic that isn't about racism?! The times they are a changin'.

[–]felpz123 39 points40 points ago

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They just put two different races together so they don't seem racist. Which is in itself, racist.

[–]vincentrevelations 39 points40 points ago

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You're never happy, are you?

[–]jaydj 1 point2 points ago

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awk '{sub(/^/, "Liz Lemon, ");print}'

[–]orange_jooze 0 points1 point ago

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Blerg

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

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Nice example for how sometimes, logic and fantasy are just the same.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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There is no time for racism when gays are threatening traditional family values.

[–]digitumn 1 point2 points ago

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An inter-glacial comic FTFY

[–]dVnt -3 points-2 points ago

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Yes, we've progressed to homophobia now...

Seriously, this might have been funny in middle school, am I missing something?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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plenty of comedy is insulting to a group of people. take it in stride, have a sense of humor, and realize that it's just a joke.

[–]dVnt -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, thanks. I didn't realize it was humor. I thought this was a formally written treatise on humanity in general...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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with the way you reacted to it, who knows.

[–]QueenNavy -1 points0 points ago

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we went from from being racist to homophobic. things are looking up.

[–]antoto 58 points59 points ago

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It's in the comic but link to original.

[–]robdenbleyker 1 point2 points ago

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I wish we could replace the original submission with the source link, whenever this happens. Which is far too often.

[–]Japeth -4 points-3 points ago

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Thank you for that.

OP, what the hell, it's not that hard to link to the source.

[–]thejesusfish 1 point2 points ago

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But what if we send him so much ad revenue that we bork his site?

[–]Japeth 1 point2 points ago

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Then our work here will be done.

[–]LordSparkles -1 points0 points ago

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It is when you didn't get it from the source.

[–]Japeth 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yeah, it's really difficult to go to the website that is watermarked at the bottom of the image, and flip through the archive for 30 seconds to find the right page, and link that instead.

I might as well be condemning the guy to torture, here.

[–]LordSparkles -1 points0 points ago

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Woops I missed that. I'm so sorry to have hurt your feelings.

[–]Japeth 1 point2 points ago

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And I, in turn, am sorry I hurt your's.

[–]lampy123 12 points13 points ago

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anyone else imagine the seal as Senor Chang from Community?

[–]Doomfield 14 points15 points ago

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What, like this?

[–]jackyboiii 1 point2 points ago

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It's the only way I hear the word gay anymore

[–]imperfcet 8 points9 points ago

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Why are they on an Arctic expedition wearing nothing but neckties??

[–]FuckThe 7 points8 points ago

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Because that's how real men do it!

[–]Frank5 4 points5 points ago

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My question is why isn't the seal wearing a necktie? Because he should be.

[–]JakeCameraAction 5 points6 points ago

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I know, it's past 5pm. So bourgeois.

[–]shabong 0 points1 point ago

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it should wear a bow tie instead.

[–]digitalpencil 0 points1 point ago

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it makes the huggin that more intimate.

[–]LeDucky 3 points4 points ago

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Seal it with a kiss.

[–]eyefeelsound 0 points1 point ago

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you otter not start a pun thread

[–]lolbifrons 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Bryan__ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Bryan__ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Frank5 1 point2 points ago

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Is it weird that every time I see one of these type of things I chuckle but then I just get sad and think god I REALLY wish animals could talk?

[–]TheDebaser 1 point2 points ago

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Things I need to pack for my trip to the arctic: Tie


Nailed It

[–]thunderlips 3 points4 points ago

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YAWN

[–]XdsXc 1 point2 points ago

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Antics Comics is awesome. They have a lot of faces in them that would make great rage faces.

[–]CaptainDexterMorgan 0 points1 point ago

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So, their suits are the same color as their skin?

[–]Essar 0 points1 point ago

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No, they're only wearing ties.

[–]SunshineSpectacular 0 points1 point ago

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I guess it was ok.

[–]SethBling 0 points1 point ago

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In a world where everyone wears clothes matching their skin color...

[–]mons_cretans 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Fangsinmybeard 0 points1 point ago

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Well that is one way to thin out a herd of dumb-asses.

[–]grasseffect 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this at about :30 or :40 seconds in.

[–]generalchaoz 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently the got lost while playing call of duty

[–]energy4anarchy 0 points1 point ago

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Not that there's anything wrong with that

[–]dbhawks05 0 points1 point ago

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I read that seals voice in clevlands voice from family guy. {8].

[–]SamWhite 0 points1 point ago

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I liked the frame 1-->2 reveal.

[–]Poopinz_McScoopinz 0 points1 point ago

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Oh look, its an internet comic with stick figured, round headed people with dot eyes that are too far apart.

[–]slkjfdhsd 0 points1 point ago

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that shit could have been compressed to 4 panels not making it a novel...

thats why i love ragecomics... shot but to the point.

thats why im enraged with reddit.. they made them into novels.

[–]jackel3415 0 points1 point ago

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upvoted for not posting the punchline.

[–]mrbowman1 0 points1 point ago

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Racism isn't the problem anymore. There's a new problem in town and that's LGBT.

[–]SurlyP -5 points-4 points ago

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Because being gay is super embarrassing...

[–]LordZero 11 points12 points ago

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Surly you can't be serious...

[–]datanator 0 points1 point ago

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I am serious and don't call me shirley

[–]Seattle_ME 4 points5 points ago

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He didn't....

[–]datanator 0 points1 point ago

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i read surly as surely. my dyslexia is getting to me

[–]LordZero 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, that's what I was going for...

[–]imhereforanonymity 0 points1 point ago

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being straight and looking gay is the embarrassing part

[–]SurlyP 3 points4 points ago

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I'm a gay man and I'm not embarrassed by looking straight.

[–]Doomfield 2 points3 points ago

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Looking straight can be embarrassing sometimes.

[–]haneliz 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Being straight doesn't carry a social stigma.

[–]SurlyP -1 points0 points ago

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Maybe it carries a social stigma because straight people feel embarrassed by it. Comics like this only serve to promote that sentiment.

[–]laughitupfuzzball -3 points-2 points ago

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You sound fun at parties.

[–]SurlyP 6 points7 points ago

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I AM fun at parties, because I don't make people uncomfortable about who they are ;)

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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This is why you're gay: you don't understand hetero male behavior. And you like the cock.

[–]SurlyP 3 points4 points ago

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I understand it pretty well. I understand that behaviour like this is irrational and completely unnecessary. Real men are secure in their sexuality and don't depend on others to confirm it for them.

Also I do love the cock.

[–]imhereforanonymity -1 points0 points ago

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We're not trying to offend you. But this statement alone proves urusai right. You just don't quite get it. And thats ok.

[–]chrisalex 0 points1 point ago

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There's always a talking seal around.

[–]GimmeSomeSugar 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else read that as Señor Chang?

[–]ataribot -2 points-1 points ago

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Ah, the old huddle for warmth gay joke, wasn't funny the first 20 times I saw it used. Still isn't funny.

[–]trivial 2 points3 points ago

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Not sure why you're being downvoted. It's a common trope, used at least once in most sitcoms from the 80s as I can recall. Often it would happen when two characters caught in another common trope-- the old got stuck in a walk in freezer-- would finally decide to go through with it only to be discovered in an awkward and embarrassing deus ex machina manner. It happened to Jack Tripper and Mr. Furley, it happened to Will Smith on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air (the body heat part). It's so horribly common it's often made fun of. But I guess if you weren't even 10 years old by the year 2000 this might somehow seem new and inventive, like it seems to have to the people who have taken over reddit this past year.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LockedInAFreezer

[–]wrongfuckinsubreddit -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]Zayl 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why people are downvoting you. Everything you've said is valid. I don't think people understand how the upvoting/downvoting works... anyone still abide by reddiquette?

Edit: lol had to re-open the tab to upvote haha

[–]MtHammer 1 point2 points ago

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Well, speaking only for myself, I suppose I downvoted him because I feel like it's a violation of the spirit, if not the letter, of reddiquette to call someone a "reposting fucktard."

I might just be old-fashioned, though.

[–]Zayl -1 points0 points ago

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This is true. However, lately I have come to experience the same things he seems to have and have been annoyed by those particular things in the same manner. People are too damn careless and are ruining this community (although this particular post was not of much importance... but I mean... this appeared on reddit like what, two weeks ago? Come on).

[–]MtHammer 1 point2 points ago

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I honestly don't know because I've never seen it before tonight.

[–]QueenNavy -1 points0 points ago

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always funny.

[–]mrspaznout -2 points-1 points ago

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then they bear grills that sea lion and use its skin for warmth.

[–]mrspaznout -2 points-1 points ago

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then they bear grills that sea lion and use its skin for warmth.

[–]Etheril -3 points-2 points ago

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lol