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[–]RedSquaree 53 points54 points ago

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[–]hoptomyschool[S] 142 points143 points ago

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Somewhere from the Dienekes Anthropology blog. Don't have original link. Really cool blog.

[–]hoptomyschool[S] 223 points224 points ago

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I think the reason why these faces look more attractive than usual is because they are essential "average" compositions of many faces.

"Calculating average proportions unpleasant asymmetries and irregularities become leveled out. Moreover, by blending together several faces wrinkles and pimples gradually disappear. As a consequence, the skin looks younger and perfectly smooth" From http://www.uni-regensburg.de/Fakultaeten/phil_Fak_II/Psychologie/Psy_II/beautycheck/english/durchschnittsgesichter/durchschnittsgesichter.htm

[–]jondiced 63 points64 points ago

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I was wondering why apparently the average woman could be a model, but this explains it nicely.

[–]DragonLordNL 98 points99 points ago

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Don't forget that the averaging also improves symmetry

[–]hoptomyschool[S] 66 points67 points ago

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Truth. Symmetry is an underlying factor in determining attractiveness.

[–]i_am_stardust 1870 points1871 points ago

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Women are pretty.

[–]Nerdlinger 259 points260 points ago

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Averaged women are pretty.

[–]Oppo28 46 points47 points ago

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Yep. Lab tested, as well. Averaged face will be symmetrical, and symmetry = attractive

[–]drosser 722 points723 points ago

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No wonder humanity has a population growth problem!

[–][deleted] 395 points396 points ago

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Lack of sexual education and available contraceptives?

[–][deleted] 227 points228 points ago

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They just need to make doing it without a condom feel less good. Problem solved.

[–]yojoe26 454 points455 points ago

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I'm gonna make it soooo dry for you!

[–]LincolnHighwater 232 points233 points ago

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What? No, that's... that's the opposite of what I want.

[–]Swimmergal500 242 points243 points ago

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How much teeth do you want?

[–]LincolnHighwater 194 points195 points ago

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Oh god, no, no teeth. Zero teeth.

[–]JabbrWockey 127 points128 points ago

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You are so Kinky!

[–]Jackie_Paper 84 points85 points ago

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Never do that to anybody. Ever.

[–]japro79 20 points21 points ago

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[–]Nomiss 4 points5 points ago

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Omnomnom

[–]binary_search_tree 10 points11 points ago*

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I'm gonna make it soooo dry for you!

Reference [NSFW]

She's a lot cuter as the secretary for The Office.

[–]SeeWhatYouDidThere 22 points23 points ago

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chomp chomp

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points ago*

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I suggest using a condom more often. It definitely takes a little while to get used to it, but now I honestly can't feel the difference.

Also, condoms feels much better than herpes (which is about the tamest STI out there), abortions, or pushing a human being through your vagina.

Edit: And while I certainly advocate the use of condoms, they are not the only form of contraception.

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[–]tinkthank 92 points93 points ago

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I'm not sure how this was done, but my Perceptual Psychology professor did direct us to this website last semester: http://www.faceresearch.org/demos/average

The website's purpose is mainly for research. It was developed to see what faces humans/particularly babies would be attracted to, and it was found that children and people in general find "average" faces to be attractive and looked towards those individuals than individuals whose faces were "not average". I can't remember the study off the top of my head, but he demonstrated the experiment on a slide show and said he did it on the website I mentioned.

Now, I don't know how the OP was able to break it down by nationality since the website doesn't allow one to do that, at least I didn't see that feature.

Also, I'm not sure if it was based on nationality or what because the OP has an "Indian" and a "South Indian". Though there are distinct characteristics within the two groups in some cases, I'm not sure the differences are that vast that they would warrant a different category. On the same token, why is South Africa predominantly white? I know South Africa to be very diverse, my best friend is a South African of East Indian descent, and there are all sorts of racial groups in South Africa, but I would think the "average" would be more, darker skinned.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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I just went to the site and averaged all of the people I found to be least attractive. The average itself was very beautiful. Interesting...

[–]singhularity 29 points30 points ago*

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It was more probably based on ethnicity. The problem with classifying people based upon their nationality is that while some nations, such as Korea, Japan, and Sri Lanka have fairly homogeneous ethnicity, most others have quite the variety of peoples. In that case, how does one go about lumping multiple racial categories together as somehow being representative of their nation? In the case of India there are 3 major racial categories under which fall over 1700 separate ethnicities and races; North Indians (Indo-Aryan), South Indians (Dravidian), and North-East Indians (Mongoloids....lol?), While it may be difficult for non-Indians to tell the difference between peoples within India (as it goes everywhere else also), it is usually blatantly obvious to Indians where each of them is from, and there is a massive racial difference specifically between North Indians and South Indians (I guess because India was never really ruled as a cohesive whole until recent times, so genetic overlap and assimilation didn't really occur).
edit - i get ridiculously interested in shit like this. why are some geographic areas covered in a single race with minimum genetic deviation while others riddled with eclectic pockets of disparate races. how do you go about reconciling this with the belief that all nations act in the best interest of their people, when simply the existence of separate races (and therefore usually separate cultures) makes this near impossible, and at the very least causes racial and cultural stress as one people tend to dominate (han china)?

[–]Mercurion 6 points7 points ago

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I recommend you study the country of Indonesia. You will be surprised at how many ethnics and languages they have in a single country.

[–]Rainfly_X 15 points16 points ago

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I'm not the OP, but it looks to me like the method was: trace outlines on original photos; computer averages positions before warping all individual photos; all photos are alpha-blended together.

[–]slightly_inaccurate 233 points234 points ago

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TIL I would fuck every woman around the world.

[–]Mechanical_Owl 60 points61 points ago

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Okay, start with this one.

[–]toolittlesunshine 33 points34 points ago

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I'm going to pretend that isn't a woman, it's a poorly disguised alien.

[–]jeremybub 42 points43 points ago*

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[–]Saijon 58 points59 points ago

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Yes, but all them combined is a Canadian

[–]resist_theResistance 144 points145 points ago

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is there a male version of this?

[–]Zullwick 185 points186 points ago

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Men look feminine after averaging out faces. This is because it removes a lot of the sharp masculine face features. Also part of why it makes the female face more attractive.

[–]Ashley5ash 54 points55 points ago

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Still, It'd be kinda cool to see.

[–][deleted] 204 points205 points ago

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Just go to Wikipedia, search for a nationality, and look at all the pictures really really fast.

[–]Chevron 46 points47 points ago

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Like, really really really fast.

[–]kylethompson1111 43 points44 points ago

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Not necessarily true. It makes their faces look smoother and less rugged, but they still look much more attractive. On this site, you can see both men and woman averaged by country: http://www.faceoftomorrow.com/thefaces.asp

[–]ungoogleable 7 points8 points ago

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Someone posted the source below. They also did it for men and the results are very clearly masculine, not feminine.

[–][deleted] 309 points310 points ago

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I've heard that women are warm if you touch them.

[–]LonelyNixon 122 points123 points ago

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scribbles in note pad

Human females display traits which leads to the possibility of human females being endothermic.

[–]markopololo 76 points77 points ago

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You mean exothermic... Just sayin' bro.

[–]Baeocystin 58 points59 points ago

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You've obviously never suffered a girlfriend-cold-foot attack in the middle of the night. I'm pretty sure women are secretly lizards.

[–]bboytriple7 22 points23 points ago

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Chemical reactions are endothermic/exothermic.

Organisms are endothermic/ectothermic.

Just sayin' bro.

[–]nowhydoyouask 28 points29 points ago

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Until you touch them. Or maybe that's just me.

[–]amnotroll 212 points213 points ago

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WTF south africa? how can this be possible?

[–]duffahtolla 60 points61 points ago

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That is not South African. That is the average female face for Argentina. The person who composited the image put the wrong label.

http://pmsol3.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/averagearegentinefemale.jpg

That site seems to be the source for all the images. They are also larger and have the correct aspect ratio.

[–]MagType 131 points132 points ago

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Yeah. I noticed that too. I'm South African(white). They obviously pulled all the photos from some source that gives a bias towards white South Africans.

[–]clarkster 69 points70 points ago

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What would you say are the percentages of white and black South Africans? (Not trolling, I'm actually interested)

[–]wowzaa 130 points131 points ago

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wikipedia says 79% black 9% white

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa

[–]batshit_lazy 198 points199 points ago

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So 9% of South Africans are female then, got it.

[–]teahsea 17 points18 points ago

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Yeah seriosly. Why no USA or canada anyway? Would be fun to see even though less informative.

[–]PhilxBefore 10 points11 points ago*

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Average all the faces to get the U.S.'s

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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and 12% cerulean blue.

[–]amnotroll 18 points19 points ago*

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It even looks as if they pulled one or two photos only. The hair on her face is vivid, and not blended out due to the averaging and morphing of many faces put together.

[–]ahalenia 23 points24 points ago

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Yeah, that was so obviously inaccurate, it kind of ruined it for me.

[–][deleted] 699 points700 points ago

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So if I fapped to this pic, does that mean I'm a cultured guy?

[–]cualcrees 323 points324 points ago

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Only if you wore glasses.

[–][deleted] 325 points326 points ago

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And had your pinky finger extended.

[–]duffmanhb 96 points97 points ago

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Wearing gloves.

[–]mcdxi11 51 points52 points ago

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Fucking Vasser girls.

[–]TheNewBlueAgain 52 points53 points ago

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Only if you wore glasses a monocle

[–]smurfjoe 43 points44 points ago

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Depends on who you're looking at when you finish.

[–]muffinman247 67 points68 points ago

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Oooooo it'll be like a roulette wheel! "Round and round it goes, where I aim no one knows!"

[–]thegravytrain 21 points22 points ago

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Depends on who you're looking at when you finnish.

[–]PimpMogul 12 points13 points ago

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I'd say yes. Of course I'm saying so because I'm cultured for the same reason.

[–]Scorp63 25 points26 points ago

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I now love Peruvian women.

[–]VapidStatementsAhead 71 points72 points ago

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I like my women like I like my girl scout cookies.

SAMOAN

[–]jaroberts24 12 points13 points ago

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I like my women like I like my cheese.

SWISS

[–]JimmySinner 389 points390 points ago

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This is missing the average face of Scottish women

[–]earthforce_1 130 points131 points ago

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No wonder my ancestors left!

[–][deleted] 89 points90 points ago

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Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

[–]BulbousAlsoTapered 41 points42 points ago

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No, famous women like her are better-looking than the norm.

[–]ClownsAteMyBaby 5 points6 points ago

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Only the pretty ones like SuBo get let on telly.

[–]BOC9000 29 points30 points ago

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The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.

[–]philomathie 16 points17 points ago

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IM GONNAE FUCKING STAB YEEEEEEEEE

[–]kelevra80 9 points10 points ago

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Was just thinking why has my home country been left out when England, Ireland and Wales are there? clicks link oh yeah, that's why.

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[–]ilostmyoldaccount 15 points16 points ago

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*averaged

[–][deleted] 168 points169 points ago

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average tits next.

[–][deleted] 290 points291 points ago*

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And they are all rejecting me.

Who knew rejection came in so many flavors?

[–][deleted] 300 points301 points ago

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Well, to be fair, you are kind of a prick.

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points ago

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Always have always will be

[–]yumwafflez 26 points27 points ago

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Maybe if you stop telling people to perform autoerotic asphyxiation they'd be less likely to reject you.

[–]Sarstan 17 points18 points ago

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Or die trying.

[–]tergiversation 46 points47 points ago

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The Finnish woman looks a lot like Kirsten Dunst

[–]ahrdelacruz 51 points52 points ago

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Oh my god, Kirsten Dunst is the epitome of all Finnish women! The Kwisatz Haderach!

[–]Muad-Dib 11 points12 points ago

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Oh yeah?

[–]X019 217 points218 points ago

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Brb. Going to Russia.

[–]bitt3n 99 points100 points ago

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first napoleon, then hitler, now X019. when will you people learn?

[–]X019 18 points19 points ago

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I have an advantage over both of them. I've survived 22 Iowinters.

[–]lookingchris 13 points14 points ago

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Thanks for not being in alphabetical order, because that would have been entirely too logical.

[–]-Naked-G- 13 points14 points ago

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I liked how English, Irish and Welsh were there but Scotland wasn't... Forever alone!

[–]junglist313 242 points243 points ago

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I would sleep with all of them.

[–]blastron 124 points125 points ago

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In alphabetical order, by country.

[–]wowzaa 108 points109 points ago

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I prefer reverse alphabet... have you SEEN Uzbekistan?

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

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Uzbekistan is gorgeous, or is that your point?

[–]Pander 18 points19 points ago

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[–]letsgocrazy 4 points5 points ago

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Christ that girl knows how to manipulate her ass independently of the rest of her body in a pleasing way!

[–]TimurKozlov 20 points21 points ago

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Or else it would just be a clusterfuck...

[–]vincentrevelations 159 points160 points ago

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*culturefuck

[–]jamwil 53 points54 points ago

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Except that damn Samoan.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Don't be so quick to judge. The Samoan looks like a serial killer so you know she'll be wild in bed.

[–]PetitPois 6 points7 points ago

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Interesting, the only woman in that entire pic to be found unattractive is the only one not smiling.

[–]The_Flatlander 583 points584 points ago

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I found the face of the average Canadian woman

[–]fuckdapopo 171 points172 points ago

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Er that's just Celene Dion.

[–]Shiranaru 36 points37 points ago

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Well, it's good to see that she's happy. Normally she has such a long face.

[–]vespera23 58 points59 points ago

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Slow hotel DSL connection here. As it was opening, I was saying "please don't be beiber, please don't be beiber...FUCK"

[–]El_Sloth 66 points67 points ago

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Oh, Samoa. :(

[–]gil-martin 88 points89 points ago

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Forever Samoan.

[–]volando34 12 points13 points ago

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Especially right next to russia...

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[–]JoshSN 20 points21 points ago

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Maybe they could have said Anglo-Dutch South Africans.

[–]enkrypt0r 47 points48 points ago

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Can we combine all of them now to see what the 'beige' people will look like after everybody fucks everybody for a dozen generations or so?

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[–]copinglemon 40 points41 points ago

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Nah, definitely the Welsh girl

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[–]karmagedon 7 points8 points ago*

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Most of that row and the one above it are vertically squashed. Can't fap.

[–]Vertigo666 14 points15 points ago

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I think the French and Finnish are pretty

[–]RubyBlye 10 points11 points ago

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The next phase should be to average all the averages to see what the average female earthling looks like.

[–]Paravail 20 points21 points ago

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remind me to move to Uzbekistan.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Seriously ... TIL Uzbek women are hot.

[–]icamehereto 646 points647 points ago

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[–]yaredw 73 points74 points ago

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Dude, ninjas aren't an ethnicity...

[–]I_dont_exist 594 points595 points ago

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[–]Futhermucker 208 points209 points ago

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Holy shit that scared me

[–]silletta 215 points216 points ago

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I laughed at this and then remembered that I'm a female living in New Jersey..

[–]leavemudkipalone 65 points66 points ago

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]Gozdilla 26 points27 points ago

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Real monsters!

[–]quadshock 6 points7 points ago

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I just imagined you laughing. I am frightened.

[–]whatyou 24 points25 points ago

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richard d james

[–]sprashoo 19 points20 points ago

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Interesting that the 'average' face of South Africa is completely white..

[–]circlingthesun 8 points9 points ago

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Its probably the average South African first year Psychology student.

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[–]ropers 10 points11 points ago

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With several of the constituent images, it is fairly obvious that whoever assembled the big picture distorted their aspect ratio to make them fit.

[–]assman1229 8 points9 points ago

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I just got back from a mission trip in Ethiopia. The women there are BABES.

[–]blankabr 10 points11 points ago

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Not across the world if you missed Brazil.

[–]yascha 220 points221 points ago

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Average?

Those women are all gorgeous.

[–]Sunshineq 272 points273 points ago

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Why the "average" always look beautiful: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Averageness

[–]jason4188 134 points135 points ago

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I thought it was because a ten fucks like a seven and a seven fucks like an eleven.

[–]davy_crockett 48 points49 points ago

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Literally average. The faces are averages of a lot of different faces.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Another way to say it would be "averaged faces".

[–]cubemstr 95 points96 points ago

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Hellllllo Finland and Russia.

[–][deleted] 735 points736 points ago

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Finnish girls can't suck dick for shit though. The only way to get off is to be charmed by their naked enthusiasm and by staring into their pleading nordic eyes while you stroke her hair and pat her head like a doe.

When we were on vacation with friends in amsterdam my buddy claimed he could tell the nationality of a girl just by how she performs fellatio and we tested it by pooling 900 dollars together for 9 different blowjobs from nine different prostitutes of different nationalities (Chinese, Russian, Belgian, French, German, Czech etc.) on the condition that he was blindfolded and had to pay if he slipped up. He was a perfect 8 for nine when we decided to trick him by having one of the girls in our group (Canadian) blow him Lithuanian style (he had described at length to me all the various methods and idiosyncracies Lithuanian girls used and I had her practise on me till she was perfect) we thought we had him but sadly he recognized the texture of his sisters tongue immediately and we all had to pony up.

[–]geeforce272 299 points300 points ago

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I dont even

what did I just read

[–]untaken-username 125 points126 points ago

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This was the plot for the major motion picture, Dude, Where's My Car? One of the most horribly misnamed movies in cinematic history.

[–]Chichikov 13 points14 points ago

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Depends. If you enjoyed it then you can call it an homage to bozarking. If you didn't, then it's just a pale imitation.

[–]VapidStatementsAhead 56 points57 points ago

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So it's safe to say you

puts on sunglasses

have problems Finnishing?

[–]fuckdapopo 22 points23 points ago

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fapfapfap

[–]FiveWordAccount 39 points40 points ago

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Wow, that's really impressive, I wonder h-WAIT WHAT.

[–]jennaberry 49 points50 points ago

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What

[–]kingtrewq 34 points35 points ago

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Bozarking has Returned to us!

Get ready to gag, cry and laugh at the same time.

[–]demian64 12 points13 points ago

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I think he's creating new accounts, creating stir, then abandons the account. It's the guerilla Bozarking.

[–]CoryTV 10 points11 points ago

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I do love the long con.

[–]jsantos17 66 points67 points ago

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Bozarking?

[–]userdeath 3 points4 points ago

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Has returned. For a day.

[–]LoneCoffeeDefender 68 points69 points ago

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It was nonsexual and silly, right?

[–]aglorifiedidiot 13 points14 points ago

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oh my gourd.

[–]thehotcarl 10 points11 points ago

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May I join your group?

[–]Le3f 21 points22 points ago

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I'm disappointed that they left out Estonia (yet included Latvia/Lithuania)

[–]BulbousAlsoTapered 21 points22 points ago

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And they included England, Ireland and Wales but omitted Scotland.

[–]commodore84 33 points34 points ago

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Yeah usually it's the Welsh who are always left out.

[–]thechitowncubs 30 points31 points ago

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GREEK WOMEN.

[–]Guard01 21 points22 points ago

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I'll take Peru and India, thanks.

[–]PixelRobot 8 points9 points ago

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Compare France and Germany. I don't think proportions are right.

Also, I think the average South African woman is not that white.

[–]Raibnlk 7 points8 points ago

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Welsh English Irish

What did you do to Scotland?

[–]sweetafton 29 points30 points ago

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The photographer asked them for a photo and the women headbutted him.

[–]jglee1236 8 points9 points ago

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And to think, none of those women actually exist. those faces are but scientific averages. It's kind of trippy to think about while looking at that.

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[–]Floonet 33 points34 points ago

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lol Peruvia?

[–]peregrintook 31 points32 points ago

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seriously, Peru FTW

[–]Greygoose91 36 points37 points ago

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No wonder Poland was invaded.

[–]standerby 27 points28 points ago

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Russia and Poland are both smoking.

[–]Itotiani[!] 29 points30 points ago

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I'm calling bullshit. The average Peruvian woman does not look like that, try a few shades darker. I noticed everyone was kind of whitewashed in this graphic.

[–]wowzaa 35 points36 points ago

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As is history, my friend.

[–]MaYAL_terEgo 13 points14 points ago

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Samoan....I guess there wasn't much of a pool to draw from anyway.

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 13 points14 points ago

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Seems to be biased toward white women in several countries.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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TIL on average women are sexy as hell

[–]neuronius 112 points113 points ago

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Where's the American? Did she not fit on the page?

[–]Charlyminor 11 points12 points ago

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I like the mexican one :3

[–]ThisOpenFist 6 points7 points ago

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All of the Hispanic women are pretty. I like Puerto Rico, myself.

[–]bobinder22 18 points19 points ago

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hey russia... how you doin?

[–]Csusmatt 23 points24 points ago

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The real reason they fight over Israel...

[–]Dear_Unicorn 5 points6 points ago

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Does any one else think that Puerto Rico is really beautiful?

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[–]Jigsus 18 points19 points ago*

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This is bullshit. At most those combinations have 10 images. That's not a sample size not to mention that it seems white was favored in some countries.

[–]Im_probably_drunk 173 points174 points ago

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Apparently America doesn't exist anymore. That's how awesome this blog is!

[–]hoptomyschool[S] 183 points184 points ago

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Yea. I also wondered why the US wasn't on here. Maybe it's because it's too diverse and an average face would end up looking like a mess.

[–]elcad 56 points57 points ago

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Not at all. Here's an example of a fairly diverse group from Sydney

Source: http://www.faceoftomorrow.com/home.asp

[–]hoptomyschool[S] 6 points7 points ago

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That's interesting. Now I'm really curious to see what an American face would look like. (Hold the fat jokes)

Also your image is a perfect example as to how an "average" face looks more attractive than usual.

[–]ohshnap[!] 150 points151 points ago

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There was an African American face, but not an American face.

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

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That's a good point, Caucasian Americans would be interesting because it's generally a pretty big mix of a bunch of Europe. (Just like how African America is a big mix of just about everything, and just happens to include African.)

[–]davy_crockett 21 points22 points ago

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I think the average face would actually look really attractive. The reason all of these faces are pretty is because they are averages of a range of faces. Interracially averaged faces would tend to be more attractive for the same reason.

[–]farceur318 9 points10 points ago

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But African America does, apparently.

[–]voiceinthedesert 19 points20 points ago

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I think it's likely aggregating the faces of people that are not mixed as much. For instance, I'm 50% German and then a bunch of other stuff, so I'm not going to be a good candidate. However, someone in Germany may be full or close to full blood German.

I think the US lacks this kind of uniformity and since we've only been a country for about 250 years, there's not an "average" American yet.

[–]hooraylogic 23 points24 points ago

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Note to self: Spanish, French, Greek

[–]zhaddad7 4 points5 points ago

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No love for Arab women? Hmpf.

[–]quentinp 5 points6 points ago

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DAE want to see the average of all of them?