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[–]old_po_blu_collar 780 points781 points ago*

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we used to eat those back in the day. It's called a wish sandwich. You put two pieces of bread together and wish you had some meat.

edit: seriously? this got me mega karma? damn.

[–]ZAKTAY 339 points340 points ago

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Dad?

[–]snutr 128 points129 points ago

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No, Elwood Blues singing Rubber Biscuit.

[–]VIJoe 71 points72 points ago

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[–]WhyYouAreSoStupid 90 points91 points ago

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Heere, odda hilldidda hildhiruhah. Juuuyr, adda hilldadida jigguwah. Hieere, odda hittomamma jizzowazzah.

[–]pseudolobster 27 points28 points ago

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Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.

[–]mtnbarbours 14 points15 points ago

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Excellent transliteration. That reads exactly the way I sing it in the shower.

[–]blueshirt29 6 points7 points ago

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Mmmhmhmhmhmm. Do that again!

[–]Godphree 8 points9 points ago

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Upvote despite subsequent earworm.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for fantastic transcription

[–]datn 15 points16 points ago

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My grandfather always called it "ricochet biscuit".

[–]nickwork 19 points20 points ago

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a richochet biscuit is the kinda biscuit that you bounce off the wall into your mouth

[–]GoodbyeBlueMonday 18 points19 points ago

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What if it don't bounce back?

[–]neithernet 22 points23 points ago

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you go hungryyy...

[–]Lylax 5 points6 points ago

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Bow bow bow

[–]davewells 6 points7 points ago

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The Chips recorded the original version of the tune in the 50s. Lame YouTube link for audio only

[–]asdfman123 8 points9 points ago

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[–]felixjmorgan 49 points50 points ago

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Surely a sand-wish?

[–]Toberoni 12 points13 points ago

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[–]colloquy 9 points10 points ago

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Bow bow bow!

[–]bipo 2 points3 points ago

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Technically it brought you 0.671 kilokarma as we're speaking. Though it's bound to change (and this comment won't).

[–]Shinhan 2 points3 points ago

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First funny comment on a popular thread usually gets massive karma. Enjoy it :)

[–]ramboz0 4 points5 points ago

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My mom called them jam sandwiches. Take 2 pieces of bread and jam them together.

[–]rdiss 3 points4 points ago

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Somewhere I heard it referred to as a jam sandwich. You take two pieces of bread and you jam them together. A Tom Hanks movie, I think.

[not an edit: Bachelor Party]

[–]kore464 1 point2 points ago

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When you have absolutely nothing, it becomes: Air burgers and wish pie.

[–]danielstoner 1 point2 points ago

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You've got a lot? Take some more then. I don't have any. So reddit takes some more from me. Like in life.

[–]Gravity13 1 point2 points ago

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edit: seriously? this got me mega karma? damn.

Not only that, but you also get to deal with so many shit comment replies for a whole day!

[–]Adamski42 4 points5 points ago

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Ever had a ricochet biscuit? A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce off the wall back into your mouth. IF it don't bounce back, ha, you go HUNGRY!

[–]Stuntboy 303 points304 points ago

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This reminds me of every single US politician.

[–]pryomancer 182 points183 points ago

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White bred with not too much else going on.

[–]PoochDoobie 75 points76 points ago

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Atleast Obama is multigrain.

It's healthier, just not as nutritious as you thought it would be.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Mostly, it just helps you get clogged up shit expelled through your system.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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This reminds me of every Hollywood blockbuster.

[–]IDriveAVan 41 points42 points ago

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I knew they were all secretly Korean!

[–]eshinn 22 points23 points ago

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...wrapped in cellophane.

[–]thisisanadventure 16 points17 points ago

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...and served on white bread.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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That's racist.

[–]audibull 11 points12 points ago

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Saying that that's racist is racist.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I saw Saw 2, too. Did you see Saw 2, too?

[–]audibull 2 points3 points ago

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One-one was a racehorse, two-two was one too. One-one won one one race, and two-two won one too.

[–]yeah_one 1 point2 points ago

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That's... black?

[–]jadanzzy 2 points3 points ago

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if you're referring to the package writing, that's definitely not korean...

[–]uoyknaht 8 points9 points ago

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a bunch of white bread filled with empty promises

[–]mexicodoug 1 point2 points ago

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Culminating in a White House filled with empty promises.

[–]davidknowsbest 8 points9 points ago

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This sandwich is a metaphor!

[–]semioticghost 5 points6 points ago

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This metaphor is a sandwich!

[–]TheMusicalVito 1 point2 points ago

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Not me. This sandwich isn't full of it.

[–]homoludens 3 points4 points ago

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This reminds me of every single politician.

FTFY

[–]crappycap 246 points247 points ago

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10 TWD = $0.34 USD

It's fucking 34 cents.

[–]rmstrjim 231 points232 points ago

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I think people are shocked this would be sold no matter the price.

[–]kingtrewq 50 points51 points ago

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I am shocked that it could be made for $0.34. This could feed a lot of starving children.

[–]adamc83 33 points34 points ago

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It could be made, and sold profitably for the retailer and the producer!

But, (almost) plain bread is cheap. Grains are exactly the sort of thing food aid organizations provide, since they are very good on the calorie/money scale.

[–]kingmanic 43 points44 points ago

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Grains are exactly the sort of thing food aid organizations provide, since they are very good on the calorie/money scale.

Actually the American government heavily subsidizes their grain industry and uses the surplus as aid. Food Aid organizations get it really cheap because in effect the US is dumping surplus grain. It buys votes from both liberal city folk and rural farmers. Unfortunately it also decimates local food industries and encourages cash crops over locally sold ones.

[–]mkrfctr 2 points3 points ago

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Unless they can't do cash crops, which means you now have out of work farmers, and no local food production. Same thing happened to clothing industries when you dump cheap incorrect team won the sporting event t-shirts.

[–]thekong 1 point2 points ago

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A political move that gets you more votes and prepares a country for invasion by destroying their local economy. Who says the government isn't efficient?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Big buckets of lard are even better on the calorie/mony scale. kingmatic has it right.

[–]diggexpat 1 point2 points ago

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Grains are good. Processed white bread, from a nutritional, life-sustaining point of view, may as well not even exist.

[–]sxcamaro 1 point2 points ago

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This could starve a lot of feeding children.

[–]strolls 105 points106 points ago

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That's because the photo is about 10 years old.

55 results at TinEye - this has been reposted all over the net.

[–]roburrito 45 points46 points ago

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All of ImpenetrableTaco's posts are ancient reposted pictures.

[–]RetroRepost 23 points24 points ago

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Stealing my thunder he is.

[–]eshinn 5 points6 points ago

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They seem to have spilled corn and bits of cucumber on my bread sandwich.

[–]elus 4 points5 points ago

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It's about 60 cents if you convert based on purchasing power parity! The PPP of 1USD is roughly 17TWD based on some quick googling

[–]Recros 1 point2 points ago

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They sell these in Japan as well. The only difference is that instead of paying 10 TWD you shell out 400 yen which ~= $5.00

[–]kerwen 1 point2 points ago

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Of all places and things you could eat in Taiwan why a sandwich? Walk into Shi Lin Night Market with $10 USD and eat like a king.

[–]NancyGracesTesticles 9 points10 points ago

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Welcome to reddit, where entitlement flows like a Dom Pérignon 1921 that the world owes you for $3.50.

[–]mindbleach 88 points89 points ago

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False advertising is bullshit at any price.

[–]YaoSlap 23 points24 points ago

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Nice try loch ness monster.

[–]smmfdyb 19 points20 points ago

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I'm actually a little impressed with this rip-off. They took the time to ensure that enough of the sandwich filler showed in order to trick you into buying it.

[–]squigs 2 points3 points ago

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I saw someone demonstrate the process once*

There's more stinginess than you think. Butter was spread on and then off again. They lay the ingredients across the diagonal only then cut across the diagonal, but I guess that's fairly obvious.

* BBC's That's Life made a similar observation and were contacted by someone who used to work at the factory.

[–]Usrname52 81 points82 points ago

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My dad used to work at his shul, helping to organize the luncheons when he was younger. They'd give him dozens of bagels, but a tiny container of cream cheese. He talks about how he mastered the art of putting the cream cheese around the edges and poking out of the hole, so it looked like the bagel had a lot.

[–]noisyzen 6 points7 points ago

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You poor kids.

My step mom said that when she used to get sandwiches in her lunch from her mom, it was like... one smear of peanut butter and jelly. Basically a bread sandwich. So as an end influence result, she would SMOTHER her bread with jelly and peanut butter until it was dripping out for her and my step-bros lunches. Before I used to wonder why she did that.

[–]Anam_Cara 1 point2 points ago

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My grandma used to cut the green off the bologna and make the kids eat it anyhow... it's a product of living through the great depression.

[–]TheClassic 6 points7 points ago

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I don't know what is weirder, having somebody else spread cream cheese on my bagel, or eating a two halves of a bagel that have been put back together (which I assume is what you're suggesting)

[–]Usrname52 29 points30 points ago

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Have you never gone to a bagel place or a deli or a restaurant and had a sandwhich made for you?

The bagel is sliced in half, cream cheese is spread on it, and the top is put back on the bottom. Try going to a bagel place, deli, dinner or place of the sort and ordering "a bagel with cream cheese". You'll find that no one who works there thinks it's weird and would be suprised by your request.

[–]razorbeamz 18 points19 points ago

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You eat your bagel halves individually? Weird.

[–]less_identifiable 31 points32 points ago

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You don't? Weird.

[–]ImpenetrableTaco[S] 29 points30 points ago

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You two think each other is weird? Weird.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Weird? Weird.

[–]harumpf 39 points40 points ago

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That business can survive on people buying their product just once?

[–]andytronic 21 points22 points ago

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The sandwiches are $1000 each.

[–]mindbleach 7 points8 points ago

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How much does it cost to start a new front company and redesign the packaging?

[–]limp-along-cassidy 9 points10 points ago

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SK - 48,000,000 people. The labelling was Chinese too. So add 1,000,000,000 to that. Yep, I reckon they're doing just fine.

[–]uoyknaht 16 points17 points ago

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you get a sandwich, and you get a sandwich! everybody gets a sandwich!

[–]eshinn 5 points6 points ago

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...and the peasants rejoice.

[–]owenstumor 162 points163 points ago

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What the hell? A corn and cucumber sandwich?

[–]gaoshan 453 points454 points ago

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Sometimes...

in other countries...

people eat stuff you don't. Shocking but true.

[–]konkeydong 272 points273 points ago

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And they hate our freedom.

[–]weeglos 200 points201 points ago

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I think they hate our access to decent sandwiches more.

[–]SmartAssX 42 points43 points ago

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They cant have our sandwich technology

[–]motdidr 24 points25 points ago

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Our sandwich technology is the best in the world! I have an Undergraduate degree in Sandwiches from MIT. 2011 is going to be the year of the sandwich.

[–]doublestop 28 points29 points ago

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Once again the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

[–]intensenerd 6 points7 points ago

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Beat me by 5 minutes. I know, that's an eternity in Reddit time.

[–]Terocs 52 points53 points ago

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Invade.

[–]Unlucky13 19 points20 points ago

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Operation Sliced Ham and Cheese is a go.

[–]whiteshark761 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Zorbotron 8 points9 points ago

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Liberate.

ftfy

[–]konkeydong 3 points4 points ago

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[–]aqfire 7 points8 points ago

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[–]eshinn 3 points4 points ago

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We believe North Korea has been secretly developing Sandwiches of Mass Digestion, but we can't stand-by and let that proof come in the form of a steaming hoagie.

[–]BannedINDC 3 points4 points ago*

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You mean like Potbelly?

[–]owenstumor 17 points18 points ago

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You mean the whole world doesn't just eat hot dogs and Doritos? That sounds kinda made up....

[–]NewAgeNeoHipster 4 points5 points ago

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Doritos sound awesome right now. I like to put lime or lemon on mine.

[–]BetaMemeTester 4 points5 points ago

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Someone downvoted you because they thought you were not adding to the conversation. I disagree, your addition was appreciated.

[–]NewAgeNeoHipster 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you, you should totally try it if you haven't already.

[–]BlorfMonger 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah, but not sandwhiches...weird noodles with whatever washed up on the beach is what I usually expect form other countries...

[–]unclerummy 1 point2 points ago

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I think you're confused. It's a bread sandwich with the promise of corn and cucumber. Think of it as a metaphor for voting.

[–]digger_ex_pat 2 points3 points ago

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With tomato paste?

[–]BoonTobias 3 points4 points ago

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Cucumbers are awesome on a sandvich, you missin out. Subway is probably the easiest place to get those. Corn on the other hand.... is probably delicious as well.

[–]blooregard325i 15 points16 points ago

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Family Mart?

[–]superwinner 27 points28 points ago

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How much are families these days?

[–]jerstud56 5 points6 points ago

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About three fiddy per head. Bodies cost extra. Arms and legs cost just that.

[–]DigitalN 4 points5 points ago

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I told you not to give that monster more change woman!

[–]pounds 13 points14 points ago

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Family Mart sandwiches are awesome! I grabbed one of those for lunch at a couple times a week when I was studying in Korea. Crappy sandwich, gimbap and a drink. Miss it.

[–]limp-along-cassidy 10 points11 points ago

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Oh god, it seems like every SK sandwich I ever look at has been adulterated with crabmeat, or is a joke like the picture in the post. I got sandwiches like the one pictured in China too. Not impressed.

But, 돌섯비빔밥, 똑볶이, 오뎅, 똔까수... I generally fucking love the yummy, spicy, ridiculously cheap food in Korea. I spent a week in each of Beijing, Xi'an, and Yang'shuo in China, and the food in all those places was great too. A late night meal at a buffet in Gui'lin was without competition the WORST food I have ever tasted in my life. Regular vegetables, completely destroyed by whichever moron cooked them. If anyone is going to Vietnam, there's an incredibly good cafe in Hoi'An, called Cafe 43. The Lemongrass Tofu is beyond belief, and the 30 cent beers just make an already great meal perfect. And, of course, if in Cambodia, look out for "Happy Herbs Pizza." Yes, it's just what the name implies. One branch in each of Phnom Penh, Siem Reap, and Sihanoukville. Maybe to be found in other cities, but I was only in those 3 places. You can get the special pizza, or the special milkshake. I spent 4-5 days on the beach in Sihanoukville feeling very happy with myself, despite having had awful dysentry for the last 10 days since some dodgy beans in Saigon.

(I wanted to add some good food anecdotes about Asia - There is some frikkin' fantastic food to be had here. It just doesn't tend to be found when you buy western style food. Thye pizzas and shakes in Cambodia being the obvious exception. Anyone planning on traveling this way, you're in for a treat. Awesome place to travel through/ live in.)

[–]trollingisfun 1 point2 points ago

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Anything on a stone bowl in Korea is good. You could feed me mashed Wonder bread and I'd believe it's good.

[–]eshinn 1 point2 points ago

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I saw this review on T.V. while living in Japan about this restaurant in (I think) Thailand where your food is served on dishes that your waiter juggles - all the while riding atop a unicycle.

...anything for a tip I suppose.

I think I should one-up them and open a bistro where your food is first shot out of a cannon, onto the plates being juggled by your unicycling waiter.

[–]limp-along-cassidy 1 point2 points ago

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Well, this isn't quite that flash, but... I'm not sure exactly which cities they operate in, but in my city in South Korea (Changwon, down near the south coast), there's a pizza delivery company where the delivery guy arrives in a Superman costume. My friends called them last week from the local expat bar... (Yep, you can see this one coming....) The guy walks into the bar and a whole bunch of drunk westerners start cheering. Poor dude was NOT happy about it. And apparently, the pizza is good too.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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A late night meal at a buffet in Gui'lin was without competition the WORST food I have ever tasted in my life.

know how i know you haven't been in the greek army?

[–]blooregard325i 2 points3 points ago

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I've had one or two that have been like that (in the picture). I buy them anyway because, yes, they are so good (the ones with stuff on them).

[–]plinko92 1 point2 points ago

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[–]zenfunk 1 point2 points ago

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thought the same thing. looks like a family mart sandwich, for sure.

[–]Alecto1 1 point2 points ago

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Nah. Probably GS25 or Buy the Way.

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[–]postingisfun 3 points4 points ago

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[–]dhaggerfin 30 points31 points ago*

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Original, at least more original than this imgur submission.

EDIT: As tylermenezes pointed out it's probably not more original due to the watermark. I just know that I've seen this image a million times with more context - the above link is what I could find in a 2 minute tineye search. Anyone have more context?

[–]nomdeweb 16 points17 points ago

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Damn their sandwiches ...

... ...

It is the hallucinatory.

[–]andytronic 6 points7 points ago

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They are very strong ...

[–]yellowcoward 7 points8 points ago

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I too like most Japanese food armored wasabi.

[–]acidently 2 points3 points ago

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Oh you mean the original that blasted my speakers with "congratulations!..." and wouldn't let me go back using the back button?

[–]krinkov 2 points3 points ago

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why the hell would anyone take this pic to complain about it, then cross the name out to hide who did it. And not a very good Job crossing it out either.

[–]logboy 4 points5 points ago

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You definitely bought that from a Chinese "bakery".

Shittiest sandwiches ever.

[–]Lumburg 1 point2 points ago

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Tell me more about these "bakeries".

[–]logboy 2 points3 points ago

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Okay.

I live in Beijing, and in this and many other cities there are bakeries that sell:

Sweet bread,

Disgusting cakes that taste like they are made from sweetened stucco paste.

And the fake sandwiches. Look decent from the outside, have exactly what the dude posted, half a slice of cucumber, some scattered corn and a meat front.

Grabbed one once on the way to class late, two bites it was gone.

[–]Lumburg 1 point2 points ago

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Are these like small hole-in-the-wall type bakeries or like convenience stores or what?

[–]logboy 2 points3 points ago

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They are meant to be convenient, they also sell milk tea and boiled eggs.

They are proper sized little shops. Everything looks very nice and well prepared, but it's a sham. Very little substance.

[–]Lumburg 1 point2 points ago

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Your posts need to be getting more attention. How much would these items cost in US$?

[–]logboy 2 points3 points ago

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About a dollar.

They aren't expensive, but it's just wrong to package a sandwich like that, I tell you!

My posts need more attention? Lol, why?

[–]Lumburg 1 point2 points ago

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You are providing more information about the post than most of the people with more votes-- Just got buried :\

[–]attn2risky 5 points6 points ago

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is that corn? in a sandwich?

[–]bushanks 1 point2 points ago

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my thoughts exactly. why would anyone want to eat a corn sandwich?

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[–]Calcipher 4 points5 points ago

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Now that was just corny.

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[–]evange 1 point2 points ago

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Asians love corn.

[–]soggit 7 points8 points ago

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The confusing part is why do they use like a fifth of a slice of cucumber. do they just throw out the middle part?

[–]Radico87 2 points3 points ago

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well, that's one reason they're not fat.

[–]Xizer 2 points3 points ago

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They're doing you a favor. That's the most disgusting looking sandwich I've ever seen.

[–]Monchichi28 2 points3 points ago

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hahahha this had me rolling. Unfortunately I currently work at a place that produces similar products with the same dismal quality. I can say without a doubt, don't ever waste your money on cheap travelers lunches.

[–]reverendfrag4 2 points3 points ago*

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Why would you buy those anyway? Why would you want a half of a corn sandwich, a half of a cucumber sandwich, and a half of a something-red sandwich? That's not lunch. That's not even a snack.

[–]squirrelyMAPLE 13 points14 points ago

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[–]digger_ex_pat 30 points31 points ago

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I shall only eat 12 more.

[–]Shredder13 16 points17 points ago

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Today.

[–]sesse 7 points8 points ago

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For breakfast!

[–]freddiefenster 4 points5 points ago

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At the least the corners are perfect 90° angles

[–]LaJollaJim 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Can we please block this picture from ever appearing on Reddit again? How many times is this now?

[–]easyredbutton 1 point2 points ago

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Half Empty-

[–]JerkFairy 1 point2 points ago

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LOL, but hey, what made you want to buy that to begin with?

[–]Dlp140 1 point2 points ago

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What were you expecting from a gas station sandwich?

[–]Shake_Well 1 point2 points ago

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hahaha, that is hilarious.

[–]beavisandboothead 1 point2 points ago

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Where's the crust? That IS a rip-off!!

[–]urutapu 1 point2 points ago

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Why would you strike through all the logos? Do you not want me to avoid this shitty brand?

[–]showbiz 1 point2 points ago

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That's pretty sub-standard

[–]Telluride12 1 point2 points ago

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I cant read Hebrew. Can anybody translate?

[–]RyRyFoodSciGuy 1 point2 points ago

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That's called misbranding, and it was outlawed by the 1906 pure food and drug act.

[–]justd0nt 1 point2 points ago

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You might find this helpful

(http://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking)

Last i checked sandwiches were pretty easy.

[–]nosmokenomirrors 1 point2 points ago

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Are you kidding me?

No rip off at all

Do you know how much Frog Eyebrows cost?????

[–]fenton7 1 point2 points ago

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Wow I feel your pain. Actually I don't... the sandwich I made myself today for lunch was LOADED with Sarah Lee Roast Beef, freshly sliced from the Deli, one large sliced tomato, and some of that "grows in the package" Boston Lettuce.

Next time GET OFF YOUR ASS and make your own sandwich rather than buy that prepackaged shit :)

[–]Critz 1 point2 points ago

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Where are the other halves of the cucumber? You did not even get a matched set!

[–]SuperFlyChris 1 point2 points ago

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I am from Sandwich, and I disapprove. Fact.

[–]Sarah_Connor 1 point2 points ago

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WOW - did you pay more for all that EXTRA bread!?

[–]ronnyboy 1 point2 points ago

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That is the saddest

[–]Leninaid 1 point2 points ago

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sadwich.

[–]marcussantiago 1 point2 points ago

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If it was such a ripoff, why censor the brand?

[–]robbysalz 1 point2 points ago

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why cross out the name of the company ? are you trying to protect them?

huh?

[–]Gloinyo 1 point2 points ago

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the bread looks like foam

[–]Bapetacular 1 point2 points ago

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That looks like a delicious scamwich.

[–]geenomike 1 point2 points ago

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Prepackaged sandwiches? Wtf were you thinking?

[–]Nonna9 1 point2 points ago

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I cant even tell what the hell it was supposed to be. a corn and cucumber sandwich?

[–]horsepoop 1 point2 points ago

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why would they do this? its not like anyone would ever buy a sandwich from these dorks again. ... ;o

[–]Lumburg 1 point2 points ago

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I think they are normally made by small convenience-type stores using the last of their old supplies instead of throwing them out. They probably don't plan on repeat customers.

[–]nox010 1 point2 points ago

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This is how it feels to undress a girl wearing nice clothes.

[–]advicevice 1 point2 points ago

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try to find a local vendor that you go to everyday instead of some 7-eleven

[–]ryanraad 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like my toilet paper on July 5th.

[–]Lumburg 1 point2 points ago

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Ummmm, yeah, ryanraad just you know.... July 4th was a regular workday...

[–]theycallmegod 1 point2 points ago

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After the first bite, it's all down hill...

[–]juliapplesnapple 1 point2 points ago

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what is on that sandwich?

[–]joe1826 1 point2 points ago

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excuse me sir, I ordered a bread sandwich...

[–]otakuman 1 point2 points ago

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I bought one of those in a trip to acapulco. It seemed it had LOTS of ham. Then, I realized that only the visible part had 4 slices of ham. The rest had only one. A VERY THIN slice.

Since then, I make my own trip sandwiches. Much cheaper.

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Yeah, don't buy that again.

[–]Azabutt 1 point2 points ago

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What is the red filling meant to be?

[–]audereestfacere 1 point2 points ago

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You are buying pre-packaged sandwiches why?

[–]skullx 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly the Asians are low on food because of their massive population.......

[–]gravion17 1 point2 points ago

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For...the...FAIL!!!

[–]miketheexpert 1 point2 points ago

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THey do this shit all the time. In fact, one of these same companies make these sandwiches in Austin. I used to know someone that worked for the company, and they would tell her to put as little as you can toward the 'cut' but make it BULGE in the middle. If they put too much away from the cut they would lose their jobs. You can witness this shit everyday if you visit a 7-11. The 'cut' in the sandwich is pointed to the outside of the packaging, and it's literally BULGING with meat. Open it up and you see what the OP is talking about.

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Welcome to China. Eat at Subway or pretend the sandwich doesn't exist.

[–]anounceofbounce 1 point2 points ago

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OWNED

[–]abeuscher 3 points4 points ago

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You bought a sandwich from a vending machine and you expected a positive experience?

[–]Kemobleh 2 points3 points ago

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still has more beef than taco bell