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[–]knylok 287 points288 points ago

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When I was a wee little kid, I saw the Land Before Time with my father. After they got to where ever the fuck they were going, my dad turns to me and says "That place doesn't exist. They all died."

Good times...

[–]RichOfTheJungle 257 points258 points ago

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Good whats?

[–]IFixedNothing 3 points4 points ago

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Good whats?

FTFY

[–]guy_of_burning 1 point2 points ago

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Good watts!

[–]cbd1 1 point2 points ago

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I see someone studied the karma-bomb post well.

[–]Space_Ninja 14 points15 points ago

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Oh, I bet he didn't see the 18 sequels! That place was real!

Oh, he means in real life? Yeah, I don't think that was a very realistic story to begin with.

[–]StoryGopher 1 point2 points ago

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I've always had a really distinct line between fantasy and reality but even I was a little sad to see them all relieved that they made it but knowing deep down that they were only delaying the inevitable.

[–]GreenGlassDrgn 23 points24 points ago

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Yeah, my dad also thought it was fitting to inaugurate me into the realities of the world and what fate fell upon Ducky (or the voice, whatever, no diff when youre little), as if it wasnt bad enough just with the movie...

[–]HMacyFan4eva 16 points17 points ago

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Fuck you. I am so goddamn depressed right now. I watched The Land Before Time the other day. Jesus Christ...

[–]GreenGlassDrgn 3 points4 points ago

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yep, it stings doesnt it...

[–]Ultraseamus 8 points9 points ago*

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Yep yep yep... I made myself sad. :(

[–]Traunt 5 points6 points ago

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WTF?! This makes me sad. :(

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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So I didn't know that about the actress who spoke for Ducky.. and I didn't need to. You brought my down today, sir. Congrats.

[–]illusiveab 6 points7 points ago

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You probably played with fossils anyway.

[–]ddrt 4 points5 points ago

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A few months ago I went to a party alone. I made a few friends and eventually smoked some weed with them. They all went to bed and the television was left on to a random movie channel. I couldn't find the remote so I decided to just see what came on next.

The Land Before Time came on. I've never cried so hard throughout an entire movie. First the mother dies and leaves her child to fend for himself, might I also mention it's the saddest moment in the movie. Then I realize that they're all dead anyway. Then he meets friends and finds that teamwork is beneficial to survival, then I realize again that they're all dead and it doesn't matter. Then they find the great valley and everything is happy and little foot finds his grandparents and then I imagine they will probably die soon but it doesn't matter because they're all dead anyway. I think the last time I cried that hard was when I watched the movie Babe.

[–]pasher7 1 point2 points ago

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Babe... The other white meat.

[–]white_russian 4 points5 points ago

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...my dad turns to me and says "U JELLY?"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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This would make a good trolldad rage comic.

[–]knylok 11 points12 points ago

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My father was big on this sort of thing.

He drove me to my "prom" (we called it Grad). I'm all dressed to the 9's, about to get dropped off, and he comments "Half of your friends are going to die tonight." He was of course referring to drinking and driving. Real upbeat fellow.

[–]guitarromantic 3 points4 points ago

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Are you sure this isn't the plot of Carrie?

[–]knylok 1 point2 points ago

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I wish! Having mental powers would fucking rock! Though the whole crazy religious mom thing might be a bit of a downer.

[–]inappropriate_poster 2 points3 points ago

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[–]pickyourteethup 789 points790 points ago

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I didn't get this for an embarrassingly long

[–][deleted] 504 points505 points ago

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penis, but then again I suppose that's normal. Anyway I've got to get on with my home work... I'm running out of

[–]portablebiscuit 378 points379 points ago

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semen. Which is odd, since I have three

[–]bleedingoutlaw28 434 points435 points ago

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midgets in my trunk i have to bury. But these days, who's got the

[–]kimnastics 425 points426 points ago

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button from my cardigan? I swear I misplace that thing all the

[–]owenstumor 353 points354 points ago

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way in" she said. So I put it all the way in, doctor. You shoulda seen the

[–]RudolphGregor 346 points347 points ago

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funbags on that hosehound. But really I never

[–][deleted] 482 points483 points ago

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have the time.

[–]Cruftershuttlesocks 404 points405 points ago

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the what?

[–]pickyourteethup 286 points287 points ago

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Full circle.

[–]grammaticdrownedhog[S] 106 points107 points ago

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I am proud to have played a role in the formation of this wonderful story. I see it as a picture book, rights will sell for $500 obo. Editors interested?

[–]Amazon726 16 points17 points ago

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I think this is why I love reddit.

[–]TheMerchandise 2 points3 points ago

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This thread is now

[–]helgie 9 points10 points ago

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Thats weird, all I see is "have the ****"

[–]WalrusKaput 23 points24 points ago

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hunter2

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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All I see is □_□

[–]mkrfctr 12 points13 points ago

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annnd scene.

Good job folks, that's a wrap, see you all tomorrow.

[–]baddox 7 points8 points ago

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M-M-M-MARKOV CHAIN BREAKER!

[–]this_here_giraffe 2 points3 points ago

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Ahh, now I'm recognizing people on reddit.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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It's horrible isn't it?

Wait.

What the fuck.

I said on my previous account that I had started to recognise people on reddit. And I said it in response to you, because I had earlier replied to a comment of yours.

Did you somehow figure out that I'm the same guy? Is that why you made that comment in response to mine?

What the fu...

[–]this_here_giraffe 4 points5 points ago

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Ha what? You said it as Kevin_Flynn. When I saw your comment on this thread I remembered the name and that you said you recognized mine a few days ago. Funny stuff.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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What the fuck.

I just searched through my comments before to try and find that, but I couldn't.

Ughhh. And I thought I'd made that comment like 2 months ago.

I'm going to bed.

[–]creepyoldperv 10 points11 points ago

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KARMA BOMB

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I'm getting so many upvotes! Man, I sure can't wait go to spend all this karma over at the reddit karma store!

[–]daskoon 13 points14 points ago

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amazing how my brain put the word time in there

[–]HunterHunted 16 points17 points ago

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I feel like a dumbass but I've been staring at that picture for minutes now and I still don't get the joke, despite getting the reference. Anyone help a poor soul out?

[–]claudemonet 41 points42 points ago

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It's "The land before time", so when the dinosaur asks if it "took a long time", the other dinosaur doesn't understand.

[–]urfouy 16 points17 points ago

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So I thought that I understood the joke: I thought that the dinosaur on the right had really short arms and had used his long prehensile penis to tie the bowtie. I read through almost all of the comments before I read yours and realized I was wrong.

[–]claudemonet 7 points8 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

dirty mind.

[–]MrMagnet 8 points9 points ago

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Since it's the land before time, time doesn't exist yet. So the raptor doesn't understand the word.

[–]aGATORnamedERIC 4 points5 points ago

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Clearly he's a sharptooth.

[–]fiatlux 5 points6 points ago

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I feel like a dumbass

Your feelings serve you well.

[–]frenzyboard 5 points6 points ago

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I'd like to explain the joke to you, it's just that I don't have the

[–]TatsumakiTed -1 points0 points ago

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brain capacity to help you guys out.. Happens every

[–]Rosetti 18 points19 points ago*

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Guys, the moment's gone. Let's not embarrass ourselves now.

[–]wafflesburger 2 points3 points ago

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My brain deleted "an" instead :O

damn brain you scary

[–]mtg4l 2 points3 points ago

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amazing how my brain put the the word time in there

[–]Annodyne 65 points66 points ago

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It's interesting (from a scientific standpoint) to learn that bow-ties were preliminary to time...

[–]blambear23 67 points68 points ago

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This is why Dr. Who wears one.

[–]thebillmac3 38 points39 points ago

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Dr. who?

[–]blambear23 44 points45 points ago

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Yes.

[–]RarneyBubble 19 points20 points ago

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Dr. Yes, who?

[–]Desidiosus 11 points12 points ago

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No. It's Dr. No.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Unless it's Dr. Who.

[–]uptwo 4 points5 points ago

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Who, Dr.?

[–]skyhigh84 5 points6 points ago

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Dr. Who

[–]daskoon 5 points6 points ago

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Knock, Knock!

[–]prairiecanary 2 points3 points ago

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Who's HERE!

[–]TheAmazingWJV 6 points7 points ago

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I'm gonna fuck you in the ass.

[–]thespacebase 4 points5 points ago

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Just the Doctor.

[–]knylok 26 points27 points ago

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Er... he's The Doctor. His show is called Doctor Who. Just wanted to pick that nit.

[–]mattyville 16 points17 points ago

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Oh god yes, I'm glad someone made the proper correction.

[–]Kelvin_Inman 7 points8 points ago

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Who, M.D.

[–]abk0100 5 points6 points ago

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Doctor Greggory Who

[–]mikemcg 2 points3 points ago

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Doctor Gregory Who was as rude as a Foo and just as catankerous too.

[–]karabekian77 4 points5 points ago

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You mean the first baseman had a doctoral degree?

[–]orange_jooze 3 points4 points ago

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No, he wears it because bowties are cool.

[–]lurkerr 77 points78 points ago

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I'm confused. Do you mean before history?

[–]DarqWolff 83 points84 points ago

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There's a children's - nay, ageless - movie series about dinosaurs, called The Land Before Time. The post is making fun of the title.

To those of you who downvoted lurkerr for asking a question, fuck you. You're the reason people are afraid to ask questions.

[–]BigBearSac 9 points10 points ago

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I still dont get it :(

[–]saintdog 75 points76 points ago

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There is a popular movie called "The Land Before Time." The creator of this comic decided it would be humorous if he interpreted the "before time" part literally. Since the comic apparently takes place before time was around, when the first dinosaur asks if "it took a long time," the second dinosaur hilariously doesn't understand. Because he doesn't know what time means. Because time doesn't exist yet. Because it takes place before time. And then the comic creator threw in a bowtie, for extra oomph.

Because bowties are cool.

[–]kevinisleet 18 points19 points ago

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the bowtie threw me off

[–]saintdog 5 points6 points ago

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Understandable.

[–]orange_jooze 6 points7 points ago

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And fezzes.

[–]saintdog 3 points4 points ago

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Because fezzes are cool.

[–]BigBearSac 7 points8 points ago

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Oh, I see, lol.

[–]shondell 1 point2 points ago

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land before "time" so the word time doesnt exist yet. now read the comic again

[–]Filmore 1 point2 points ago

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You'll get it if you just spend some ___ thinking about it. Too bad this land exists before ___.

[–]soxy 1 point2 points ago

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I refuse to acknowledge that they made more than one.

Particularly when most of the later ones are musicals.

[–]relevant_rule34 155 points156 points ago

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[–]Cptn_Janeway 133 points134 points ago*

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Thought you meant Michael Cera....and was disappointed

[–]relevant_rule34 91 points92 points ago

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[–]saintlawrence 20 points21 points ago*

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Looks like he's got a case of...

sunglasses

Arrested Development.

[–]TwoManShoe 4 points5 points ago

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YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Chaser007 115 points116 points ago

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You guys may need this afterwards eyebleach.com -NSFW Obviously.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 133 points134 points ago

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I would like to take this moment to thank the makers of Reddit Enhancement Suite for the duplicate image tag.

[–]amoshendershott 8 points9 points ago

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Seconded.

[–]BDaught 12 points13 points ago

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[RES ignored duplicate image] But I still fucking clicked on it!!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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thirded

[–]Smipims 1 point2 points ago

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I thought someone had posted eyebleach earlier in the thread and I had missed it.... =(

[–]josephsh 1 point2 points ago

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yeah me too. fell for it twice

[–]ifiwasntintherapgame 32 points33 points ago

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I just got hit by a bus. Twice.

[–]TheAmazingWJV 1 point2 points ago

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Bitch, I'm a bus.

[–]pickyourteethup 31 points32 points ago

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Thanks, that really helped purge the image from my mind.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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noooooooooooo

[–]Mooosi 6 points7 points ago

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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[–]orange_jooze 2 points3 points ago

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oooooooooooooooooooo

[–]TestPostPleaseIgnore 3 points4 points ago

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Real Eyebleach

[–]gizza 4 points5 points ago

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I like how you go that extra mile with the mouse-over text.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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WHY

[–]farfromfinland 44 points45 points ago*

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[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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What the fuck did I just read.

[–]illusiveab 9 points10 points ago

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I think shit just got real.

[–]rAzzB1tCh 9 points10 points ago

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"Shut up, little bitch"

Laughed pretty hard there

[–]cuethelaugh 1 point2 points ago

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I personally love that it ends up with them wandering off through the Great Valley.

[–]iantheaardvark 5 points6 points ago

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Dear god why.

[–]noPENGSinALASKA 6 points7 points ago

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childhood = gone

[–]badintentions 1 point2 points ago

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I hate that I was actually able to hear them saying this in their voices in the back of my head... The internet, what would we be without you?

[–]BadgeredWitness 13 points14 points ago

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Woah. Littlefoot looks so earnest, and you can almost feel the pain and pleasure in Cera's expression. Really powerful drawing.

[–]LoveGoblin 7 points8 points ago

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I like to think that in cases where you have difficulty finding some relevant rule 34, you give up and resort to drawing it yourself.

[–]relevant_rule34 28 points29 points ago

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[–]LoveGoblin 17 points18 points ago

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Beautiful! It's like looking in a mirror.

[–]Sinthesys 11 points12 points ago

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You told me exactly what it was on the box, but I still looked at it and regretted doing so. You sir, are a powerful reminder of man's retarded curiosity...

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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You just ruined my childhood... Hm. Why did I click that link.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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you know you liked it

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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YUP YUP YUP!

[–]Zarokima 9 points10 points ago

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Huh. I always thought her name was Sarah. Actually, that's pretty clever, since she's a triceratops.

[–]SporkEnthusiast 4 points5 points ago

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That's HORRIBLE ... Ruined for life.

[–]relevant_rule34 15 points16 points ago

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Spork huh? My work here is done - NSFW

[–]potatopeople 7 points8 points ago

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What the.... how DOES he do it?

[–]relevant_rule34 11 points12 points ago

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[–]fabiolanzoni 1 point2 points ago

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that's so weird, I just uploaded that clapping gif as my display picture in windows live messenger.

[–]mrhandyman 1 point2 points ago

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people still use windows messenger?

[–]Relevant_MovieQuote 7 points8 points ago

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"Come Cera, three horns never play with long necks." - The Land Before Time

[–]missfrenchpress 1 point2 points ago

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you just shit on my childhood, but I guess that was my fault for clicking on it.

[–]FaeKade 1 point2 points ago

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TIL that it's "Cera", not "Sara"

[–]Pupikal 50 points51 points ago

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This is completely retarded and I laughed way too hard.

[–]zorak8me 31 points32 points ago

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This is the kind of cartoon I miss, in the mold of Gary Larson's The Far Side. There are so many amusing elements packed into one frame.

  • Witty *Land Before *Time ** joke is a pun on a childhood classic.
  • Dinosaurs are talking...come on, dinosaurs don't talk! That's crazy!
  • Bow ties are funny, period.
  • Bow ties take a long time to tie, don't they?
  • Crude animation is humorous on its own.

I would laugh at any of these things in isolation. Together, I am overjoyed and want more.

[–]rufusmac 13 points14 points ago

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and for yet another layer of humorness - imagine that the bow-tie wearing dino is a t-rex and his arms are laughably too short to even tie it. Good grief!

[–]zorak8me 4 points5 points ago

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I snickered. That could be like the Far Side comics that didn't have a caption. Just a drawing of a sad t-rex at the mirrow with a loose bow tie dangling from his neck.

[–]TheAmazingWJV 1 point2 points ago

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It's a patchwork of jokesicles!

[–]BlueRamses 8 points9 points ago

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How did we go from a clever time joke to dino porn?

Reddit<-- thats how.

[–]HeroOfCanton 4 points5 points ago

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JokeExplainer, help! I dont get it!

[–]DeepRoot 8 points9 points ago

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I'm not the JokeExplainer but it's the Land Before Time, so dude didn't know what it was that took long. At least, that's what I got.

[–]HeroOfCanton 10 points11 points ago

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Oh shit. I get it now. Thank you. Brb, going to go get more clever.

[–]two_hundred_and_left 4 points5 points ago

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4 hours ago

So, how did that work out for you?

[–]HeroOfCanton 1 point2 points ago

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Haha nice timing on your question. I literally just pushed my homework aside with only 1/5 problems done cause I can't figure out the rest.

(And I hear the Big Lebowski in my head calling me a bum)

[–]two_hundred_and_left 1 point2 points ago

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On the plus side though, not everyone has a statue of themselves in a town square.

[–]mistigris 6 points7 points ago

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Clever girl.

[–]boywizard 6 points7 points ago

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This is historically accurate.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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The 9 year old who played Ducky in The Land Before Time, Judith Barsi, was murdered by her father who shot her. FYI.

[–]Hatdrop 8 points9 points ago

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she was also the orphan girl in all dogs go to heaven =( sad story the father was just a blue collar worker so when his daughter hit the big time he got increasingly paranoid and thought the mother was gonna take her and run. iirc he'd beat her and the mother and then ended up shooting her and the mother before killing himself.

[–]HMacyFan4eva 3 points4 points ago

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Okay, people really need to stop bringing this up. This was one of the funniest things I've seen in Reddit recently with one of the greatest collection of comments, but now I'm going to be depressed all week.

[–]Bugs_Nixon 1 point2 points ago*

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Bowties are cool.

[–]DragonFilet 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like this is gonna prove to be quite a timeless post.

[–]idiotthethird 3 points4 points ago

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A what?

[–]Gregs3RDleg 3 points4 points ago

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thank you for that..... [10]

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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[–]ontology 13 points14 points ago

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I think I just found the target demographic of that Land Before Time porn.

(It's this guy)

[–]craneryan88 9 points10 points ago

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After relevant_rule34's link I am afraid to click anymore links in this post.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This guy is legit in every sense of the word. Totally legit mustache, totally legit facial expression, and totally legit La Gloria de Cubana (those things are fucking delicious).

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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don't make fun of this movie

[–]cLFlaVA 2 points3 points ago

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LITTLEFOOT IS THE SHIT

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

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"I think we should call it... YOUR GRAVE!"

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

[–]LostPhenom 2 points3 points ago

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This right here is pure comedic gold.

[–]Animal89 2 points3 points ago

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seriously Im an idiot but I just laughed at this pic for like 5 mins straight

[–]watermango 3 points4 points ago

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This is art.

[–]MagicSPA 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for giving me a real laugh. That was good.

[–]frankdozier 1 point2 points ago

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Ice Age X: Extinction, in 3D

[–]haesuse 1 point2 points ago

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You go without... Petry?

[–]falsabaiana 1 point2 points ago

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Saddest movie ever.

[–]johnhummel 1 point2 points ago

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My friends got very mad at me for reminding them that the way the story ends is they all go extinct.

So then I emailed them a picture of triceratops fossil reading "SPOILER: CERA DIDN'T MAKE IT."

[–]portable_mink 1 point2 points ago*

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this is MY drawing.

[–]imaunitard 1 point2 points ago

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I just watched this on Netflix streaming with my kids. Now my 4 year old son says "nope, nope, nope" all the time. :-)

[–]saltinekracka20 2 points3 points ago

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I laughed way too hard.

[–]ilduce111 2 points3 points ago

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Oh dear god I laughed so hard. You should xpost to trees, i think my fellow ents would enjoy this [8]

[–]Springhamendosa 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant! Although I think I laughed that little bit too long

[–]k0kak0la 0 points1 point ago

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Pirate a copy of photoshop already, I want some mother fucking gradients.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Better than all of those movies

[–]petrograd[!] 0 points1 point ago

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"i have a mole????"

[–]dancing_pines 0 points1 point ago

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when I find my family, i won't be alone

[–]desolo 0 points1 point ago

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The comments in this thread are simply fantastic. I've been having a shitty day, and now I'm so dumbfounded I don't know if I want to laugh or drink. There are no words to describe this feeling I have right now, aside from that one word that describes it perfectly. Ah, I love Reddit.

[–]shunna75 0 points1 point ago

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I can't stop laughing at this. I truly love thee, r/pics.

[–]booya13 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me think of Gary Larson's Far Side Cartoon "The real reason dinosaurs became extinct" http://s4.hubimg.com/u/209795_f520.jpg

[–]bluebogle 0 points1 point ago

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Children have the best jokes.

"Why did the kid throw the clock out the window..." sort of stuff.

[–]TheNational22 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd really hard, I need that with the shitty commute today

[–]Evan64 0 points1 point ago

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This made me feel dumb.

[–]Muffit 0 points1 point ago

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That's some beautiful artwork!

[–]Eldritter 0 points1 point ago

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Genius, lol, and plus that's why bowties must seem THAT old, because.... They ARE that old, haha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Lol'd hard. Well-done.

[–]wriley 0 points1 point ago

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Your drawing looks better than the cartoon.

[–]uncwil 0 points1 point ago

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so dumb, yet I can't stop laughing...

[–]thejerdz 0 points1 point ago

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this is the dumbest joke i've seen in a long time. upvoted.

[–]mpg 0 points1 point ago

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mspaint ftw

[–]hb_alien 0 points1 point ago

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I think I just did some serious internal damage to my body holding the laughter in at work.

[–]ChrisMaga 0 points1 point ago

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Ahaha very good. Upvote for you.

[–]grammaticdrownedhog[S] 0 points1 point ago

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TO BE CLEAR: I didn't draw this. Saw it on FB and posted here. This is the creator, I think, who's cursing me out a bunch despite only joining reddit a few minutes ago. Chill out dude, I meant no offense. I didn't post details due to the rule that's right over there --> "Please don't post personal information."

[–]samban 0 points1 point ago

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haha, i know a guys whos parents animated the film