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Look, I'm really sorry... I was gonna tell you, I swear. Maybe we can just go for a walk and we can talk about it? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]TomatoChicken 282 points283 points ago

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DAE think dogs walking on their hind legs is the funniest thing ever? I always have dreams of my dog walking around speaking fluent english to me.

[–]col381 219 points220 points ago

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NO - talking dogs would be the worst thing ever.

WALK ME, FEED ME, MMMM CAT POO, PAT ME, SQUIRREL.

[–][deleted] 179 points180 points ago

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YOU KNOW THAT GAME YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME PLAY WHEN YOUR ROOMMATES ARENT HOME? THE ONE WITH THE PEANUT BUTTER? IM TELLING EVERYONE....EVERYONE

[–]happybadger 25 points26 points ago

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IM TELLING EVERYONE....EVERYONE

I'm imagining a pug re-enacting this scene.

[–]lectrick 3 points4 points ago

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Was about to link this myself, glad someone else did.

[–]desolo 1 point2 points ago

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Or a chihuahua.

[–]EatingSteak 48 points49 points ago

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On the third list item (presumably gotten out of the litter box), my sister calls those "sandy treats"

[–]hotpocket 177 points178 points ago

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What breed is your sister?

[–]lbtrigger 12 points13 points ago

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The breed that stays in the kitchen.

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    [–]FlyingSaucerAttack 49 points50 points ago

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    It's like the cat litter is the hard candy shell and the poop is the nougat-y chocolate center.

    In a dog's mind I mean.

    [–]nosoupforyou 15 points16 points ago

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    I laughed, but this image is going to disturb me all day, I know.

    [–]poopinmysoup 9 points10 points ago

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    I laughed and then I saw your username and was sad. Not even a little?

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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    Almond Roca

    [–]stsimon 1 point2 points ago

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    You'll never think the same way about Almond Roca again.

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      [–]IWasMeButNowHesGone 5 points6 points ago

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      Mine calls them Sno-Caps

      [–]garlandtograce 5 points6 points ago

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      We call them "kitty crunchies" so disgusting...

      [–]siskoraban 5 points6 points ago

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      We just got a puppy and have been learning about this. The litter box is now called "The Snack Bar".

      [–]AngelicJennifer 1 point2 points ago

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      We call it "tootsie rolling".

      [–]JumpyAmygdala 2 points3 points ago

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      Cat cookies with sprinkles

      [–]Spartikus84 1 point2 points ago

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      Kitty Krispies! Crunchy on the outside, gooey in the middle.

      [–]MadWolfX694 4 points5 points ago

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      Kitty Roca

      [–]lazerusking 1 point2 points ago

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      Yep. This is what I know them as.

      As a side note I cannot eat Almond Roca anymore.

      [–]File_Peter 1 point2 points ago

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      I have a friend that calls them Kitty Krispies and apparently their Boston loves them.

      [–]wfish 1 point2 points ago

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      We call them "tootsie rolls."

      [–]rootneogeek 1 point2 points ago

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      In our circle we refer to it as Kitty-Roca. All the catbox crystals stick to the poo like the almonds do on the Amond Roca

      [–]superrcat 1 point2 points ago

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      Your sister eats cat poop?

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        [–]nosoupforyou 21 points22 points ago

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        Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball!

        Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again!

        [–]FacelessBureaucrat 36 points37 points ago

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        Relevant Far Side.

        [–]lectrick 1 point2 points ago

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        damn it, I miss Far Side...

        Got The Complete Far Side from an ex, great gift... All self-professed nerds should own one!

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          [–]zoidbergWOOPWOOP 6 points7 points ago

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          Psssh, have you seen Up?

          Dug was hilarious!

          [–]col381 16 points17 points ago

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          I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

          [–]bejayel 7 points8 points ago

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          col381 was masturbating to the internet porn again colette381. you should see the things col381 does with the nanny colette381.

          [–]col381 6 points7 points ago

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          No biscuits for you EVER AGAIN.

          [–]feeferz 4 points5 points ago

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          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8T1lsh_lZ4

          [–]Allahkat 7 points8 points ago

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          Or this.

          [–]shadkats 2 points3 points ago

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          Sausages!

          [–]spiralcurve 1 point2 points ago

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          What is it about cat poo that dogs just love so much?

          [–]matthank 1 point2 points ago

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          ** SQUIRREL! **

          [–]apextek 1 point2 points ago

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          so kind of like when you have a 3 year old around

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            [–]notic4lyf 33 points34 points ago

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            Funnier than cats on their hind legs?

            [–]twentytwelve 14 points15 points ago

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            Its spooky like you know there doing that all day when no one's around

            [–]mesosorry 11 points12 points ago

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            Please watch http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cat_Returns

            [–]a_dog_named_bob 6 points7 points ago

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            The music really rocks that video.

            [–]barclay 2 points3 points ago

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            Everyone loves "cats on mars". From the cowboy bebop soundtrack, if I recall.

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              [–]CornBearFunk 15 points16 points ago

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              That's absolutely horrifying to me.

              [–]FoozleMoozle 3 points4 points ago

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              I actually had a nightmare about it as a kid. They also took apart our family car though.

              [–]CornBearFunk 11 points12 points ago

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              The old nightmare about the family pet taking apart the family car? Ahhh, it's all apart of growing up!

              [–]reilmb 1 point2 points ago

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              I had a dream once about Carebears peeing on my tires and looking menacing at me.

              [–]morleydresden 1 point2 points ago

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              "I have learned to walk as you do, now I get to be the human."

              [–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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              That is nothing, you should see them shoot pool.

              [–]VA1N 10 points11 points ago

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              I've also seen them play poker and smoke cigars

              [–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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              I hope you mean British English, while wearing a top-hat.

              [–]akatherder 25 points26 points ago

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              Gentlemen...

              [–]drtchock 1 point2 points ago

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              we need a "gentlemen dogs" tumblr. just dogs with photoshopped top hats, monocles and other appropriate accessories.

              [–]hubcentred 16 points17 points ago

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              Okay, so the picture of my dog is slightly photoshopped... Just to make it look older though!

              [–]tarantulus 50 points51 points ago

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              British English

              There is no other kind. Anyone else is doing it incorrectly.

              [–]SgtMac02 20 points21 points ago

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              On a related note, my high school brit lit teacher played us a recording of a college professor giving what I thought was a very interesting talk on this subject. The base of it was the complaint commonly made against Americans performing Shakespeare because they don't do it justice due to their lack of the British accent (or presence of an American one I guess if you're on the other side of the ocean?) and it was considered by many to be a horrible affront to the works of The Bard.

              So the talk went on to describe how somewhere right around the time that America was being formed, British monarchy were intentionally changing the way they spoke to create what we now think of as a British accent. They thought it made them sound more regal or something. So, of course, this manner of speaking spread to the people. Since America was trying to develop themselves as a distinct and separate entity, they specifically chose NOT to adopt the new manner of speech. So, theoretically, American English is likely closer to the way Shakespeare would have actually spoken than the current British form that most people think of.

              I have no source for this, but my own memory of the lecture. I'm curious if anyone else is familiar with this theory or has any other insights on it.

              [–]Lereas 3 points4 points ago

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              Well, 200 years prior, they spoke middle english that sounded a little like this.

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                [–]Trax 13 points14 points ago

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                Joking aside, there are tons of dialects and accents in British English itself.

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                  [–]LobsterThief 5 points6 points ago

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                  I always imaging my dog talks with a deep, intellectual British accent.. even though she's a girl.

                  [–]backseatredditor 16 points17 points ago

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                  girl being intellectual, lol

                  [–]bearXential 8 points9 points ago*

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                  I always imagined that if dogs could walk on two feet, and talk like people, that they would no longer be cute and adorable, but very much like an annoying little brother.

                  "Can we go outside now.. i wanna go to the park.. now! now! now!"

                  "I'm hungry.. whats there to eat? I'm hungry.. Ohhh My stomach is growling..Get me something!I'm starving!"

                  "Whatcha eating? can i have some? please? Gimme some! I'll tell mum.... MUM!.. John won't share his food!"

                  [–]pickyourteethup 26 points27 points ago

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                  My dog is ancient, she can barely walk on four legs

                  [–]tuutruk 28 points29 points ago

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                  Excellent narrative, sir.

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                    [–]VitQ 2 points3 points ago

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                    How is a dog dancing merengue working for you?

                    [–]foxanon 6 points7 points ago

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                    I think you're a furry.

                    [–]tori_k 2 points3 points ago

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                    Why don't you come over to /r/furry and talk about it.

                    [–]sonofslackerboy 1 point2 points ago

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                    Pynchon had a thing for talking dogs. Read Mason & Dixon. Weird and wacky stuff.

                    [–]econleech 1 point2 points ago

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                    What is DAE?

                    [–]IamJustsaying 2 points3 points ago

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                    Does Anyone Else

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                      [–]dairymaid 367 points368 points ago

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                      Whatever he did, is stapling him to the door frame really the answer?

                      [–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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                      Only if you use Swingline.

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                      [deleted]

                      [–]mixmastermind 49 points50 points ago

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                      ...burn this place to the ground...

                      [–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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                      Milton, we're gonna have to go ahead and move you down into Storage B.

                      [–]Chaser892 30 points31 points ago

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                      Last time I did not get a piece of cake...

                      [–]stop___grammar_time 21 points22 points ago

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                       ...I-I could put strychnine in the water supply...

                      [–]buddybonesbones 14 points15 points ago

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                      or "strychnine in the guacamole."

                      [–]aristotleschild 1 point2 points ago

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                      Huge grains of salt...

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                        [–]PrestoEnigma 11 points12 points ago

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                        ..I-I was told we could listen to the r-radio at a r-reasonable volume..

                        [–]BobSlydell 8 points9 points ago

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                        Just a second there, professor. We fixed the glitch. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore. It'll just work itself out naturally.

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                        The squirrels were merry.

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                            [–]nopokejoke 4 points5 points ago

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                            Dogs pretty chill for whats happening right now

                            [–]itsprobablytrue 22 points23 points ago

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                            G'damn dog, laughing at me cause I missed some ducks

                            [–]darkrum 34 points35 points ago

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                            wants to hug the doggie

                            [–]MOMFOX 13 points14 points ago

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                            GOGGIE

                            [–]LeepII 61 points62 points ago

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                            My Huskey had the most expressive face of any dog I have ever owned.

                            [–]reveurenchante 33 points34 points ago

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                            My brothers huskey gets talkative and will come put his paw in your lap and make eye contact. It usually means "aren't you taking me for a walk?!?"

                            [–]weeone 3 points4 points ago

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                            That looks like an Alaskan Malamute to me.

                            [–]whatismyzzom 4 points5 points ago

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                            Definitely a Malamute...best breed ever

                            [–]blounsbury 1 point2 points ago

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                            she has a blue eye, so she's not a pure malamute...but she does look to be almost entirely malamute otherwise

                            [–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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                            I've met huskies and I know what you mean, but they got nothing on pugs. It's uncanny how expressive pugs can get.

                            [–]CornBearFunk 382 points383 points ago

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                            When "derp" is your only expression, it's kinda hard to fuck up.

                            [–]khamul 66 points67 points ago

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                            Jenny McCarthy manages.

                            [–]Warpped 1 point2 points ago

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                            Upvote from me too.

                            [–]krakow057 28 points29 points ago

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                            hugggggghhhhh I hate them pugs. ugly motherfuckers

                            [–]Leinistar 18 points19 points ago

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                            Izzy does not approve.

                            [–]Visulth 2 points3 points ago

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                            For a second I thought you meant this Izzy and was highly confused why he was relevant.

                            [–]drphungky 11 points12 points ago

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                            Yeeeea boi I hate them pugs too. Girls be wearing them with tights, what they thinking?

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                                [–]lundah 31 points32 points ago

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                                Geez, and all my dog does is run up to me and burp in my face after she's done eating.

                                [–]laughinggas 60 points61 points ago

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                                You are watching evolution take place. Your days are numbered.

                                [–]ggggbabybabybaby 22 points23 points ago

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                                Behold, human! Bipedalism! Tomorrow, opposable digits!

                                [–]Roadscholar 4 points5 points ago

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                                You're too late.....behold....MELVIN!!! THE CAT WITH EXTRA DIGITS!!!

                                http://i.imgur.com/m4sXX.jpg

                                SEE HIS THUMB!!!! Notice how it GRIPS!!! ....witness him....in full size!!

                                http://i.imgur.com/clyh1.jpg

                                [–]aolley 2 points3 points ago

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                                polydactyl cats are common, I think they are even called mark twain cats or something too

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                                  [–]nsanidy 123 points124 points ago

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                                  Bi pod husky is watching you masturbate..

                                  [–]deakster 41 points42 points ago

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                                  And looks positively disturbed/disappointed

                                  [–]chainmailws6 51 points52 points ago

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                                  Disturppointed.

                                  [–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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                                  Masturppointed?

                                  [–]Chaser892 4 points5 points ago

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                                  every time.

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                                    [–]ContentWithOurDecay 7 points8 points ago

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                                    Shouldn't that be "Bi ped"?

                                    [–]Kaiburr 4 points5 points ago

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                                    The term is actually "bipedal" referring to moving with two legs. This ability, although hinders speed, is very practical: allowing use of the other hands for tools and longer walking distance.

                                    [–]scrumpydoo23 1 point2 points ago*

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                                    And he looks disappointed he's being excluded from the proceedings.

                                    "Look, I was kidding boss, I love peanut butter! Please take me back.."

                                    [–]thebendavis 1 point2 points ago

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                                    But not helping...never helping!!

                                    Perverts...

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                                      [–]Philip_Marlowe 16 points17 points ago

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                                      Looks like the expression I get from my dog when we play our least favorite game - "Where Did You Poop?"

                                      [–]gnosticpopsicle 31 points32 points ago

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                                      Holy shit, a werewolf.

                                      [–]tsaylor 1 point2 points ago

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                                      If there's any sentence that deserves some more powerful punctuation than a period, it's that one.

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                                        [–]fross 39 points40 points ago

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                                        I see this as the dogfort ninja-skilled infiltration operator.

                                        "Come in red fort, this is black lotus - I have crossed the perimeter and am zeroing in on the intel."

                                        [–]dracthrus 10 points11 points ago

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                                        this comment alone caused a whole dogfort comic to go through my head. they are infiltrating what was reported to be a catfort intelligence base, only to end up in the computer room with the man of the house fapping. frame of him porn on screen, hand under desk; cut to dog "walking" in; back to him with speech bubble "Opps, I'll go now. I just finished what I was doing." cut back to dog curled up in corner with post traumatic stress.

                                        [–]elustran 41 points42 points ago

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                                        Oh no... they're evolving...

                                        [–]waybj 31 points32 points ago

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                                        Press B to stop them from evolving!

                                        [–]ktbx 15 points16 points ago

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                                        But then he'll just learn the moves EVEN FASTER.

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                                          [–]commiewizard 15 points16 points ago

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                                          My preacher will have a hard debunking this concrete evidence.

                                          [–]SilentLettersSuck 2 points3 points ago

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                                          Sun goes up, sun goes down! Tide goes in, Tide goes out. No questions.

                                          [–]xibbie 30 points31 points ago

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                                          My preacher will have a hard debunking

                                          ^ Catholic perchance?

                                          [–]gdfuego 23 points24 points ago

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                                          You typically don't refer to Catholic priests as "preachers".

                                          [–]stillalone 10 points11 points ago

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                                          Also Catholic priests believe in evolution.

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                                                [–]turnusb 5 points6 points ago

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                                                Oh yes!

                                                [–]greengoddess 1 point2 points ago

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                                                Before we know it, they'll be taking over the world.

                                                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                                ...They're... learning... Oh my god.... OH MY GOD

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                                                  [–]Ryondarkfire 8 points9 points ago

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                                                  Wow. This is a terribly comical picture. Well done sir, I commend your moment capturing capabilities.

                                                  [–]Pizzabagels_01 110 points111 points ago

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                                                  I maed a poopie

                                                  [–]BannedINDC 41 points42 points ago

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                                                  Dogs can spell!

                                                  [–]greengoddess 34 points35 points ago

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                                                  I have a feeling they start most words with R.

                                                  "Roller roaster ride!"

                                                  [–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

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                                                  No more Scooby-Doo for you, pal.

                                                  [–]dmaul 59 points60 points ago

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                                                  ruh roh

                                                  [–]ggggbabybabybaby 1 point2 points ago

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                                                  Relevant: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/97jht/i_hate_my_job/

                                                  [–]d07c0m 1 point2 points ago

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                                                  Mmm roaster

                                                  [–]TheQ 2 points3 points ago

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                                                  Dogs can type!

                                                  [–]ElGaucho56 3 points4 points ago*

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                                                  On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

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                                                    [–]haywoodjb 7 points8 points ago

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                                                    "Guys, I know you are still asleep but the neighbor's dog is barking at something and I think I need to help him out."

                                                    [–]scrumpydoo23 32 points33 points ago*

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                                                    "I maed a poopie"

                                                    I'm replying to this comment not because I think it was funny or worth reading twice, but because I want to bookmark it for further Reddit generations as one of the moments when we knew our collapse was inevitable.

                                                    [–]youarerunbyyourcolon 16 points17 points ago

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                                                    Hear hear. And so, my son, on Friday, 28 January, we became redditcanmaedpoopie.

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                                                      [–]YagerX 8 points9 points ago

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                                                      Poop-pie?

                                                      [–]greengoddess 15 points16 points ago

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                                                      Sounds good. I'll take 2.

                                                      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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                                                      Ingredients: 2 eggs, 1 tsp cinnamon, 1 cup skim milk, 1 unbaked pastry shell, 1 pinch ground ginger (Conan will do fine), lots of poop.

                                                      [–]dracthrus 1 point2 points ago

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                                                      the recipe can vary. The important step is to mix inside you dogs stomach and wait, remember to serve while it is still warm.

                                                      [–]syuk 2 points3 points ago

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                                                      then he'll live for ever and shit gold coins right?

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                                                            [–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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                                                            "Are you mad at me?"

                                                            [–]kactus 14 points15 points ago

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                                                            "let me get your leash"

                                                            [–]djloreddit 19 points20 points ago

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                                                            /r/dogs needs you!

                                                            [–]flatxbread[S] 10 points11 points ago

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                                                            will do!

                                                            [–]bittermanscolon 17 points18 points ago

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                                                            Is that normal for him/her?

                                                            [–]middlegeek 6 points7 points ago

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                                                            There's gotta be some back story on that, right?

                                                            [–]normal1 3 points4 points ago

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                                                            I've seen that look, many a time. Gets them off the hook for almost anything.

                                                            [–]pixel7000 4 points5 points ago

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                                                            What kind of dog is that?

                                                            [–]col381 9 points10 points ago

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                                                            Looks like a Malamute* to me. My sister used to have one, it was an awesome dog.

                                                            (*or maybe a Husky)

                                                            [–]derrelicte 4 points5 points ago

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                                                            Has to be a husky. They look really similar, but all malamutes have brown eyes. Some huskies have brown eyes, too, but any discoloration is a giveaway.

                                                            [–]blounsbury 4 points5 points ago

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                                                            My guess is its an Alaskan Malamute Hybrid. Its not a pure blooded one, but its got most of the traits.

                                                            1. Look at pictures of most huskies, and they tend to have much narrower faces than malamutes, who tend to have much bigger "manes" for lack of a better word.

                                                            2. Pure bred Malamutes have brown eyes, this one has one blue and one brown, which is actually kind of interesting, but shows that it is not a pure bred one.

                                                            3. This dog appears to be female due to the lack of a penis, but that could be photo-shopped out (could this be the new, less invasive sex change operation?).

                                                            4. Assuming that she is indeed female, she looks a bit big for a husky. Given how tall she's standing (about 1ft above the spot where the latch for the door catches) she's about the same size as my lab (I just confirmed that when I had my lab stand up, she's about the exact same height), which puts her at about 75lbs , which is right at the average weight for a female Alaskan Malamute. Female Huskies tend to top out at about 50lbs.

                                                            I've got a malamute as well, she's pure bred so she's got brown eyes, but she looks very similar other than being a lot bigger (my dog is a beast)

                                                            [–]derrelicte 1 point2 points ago

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                                                            Yeah, this threw me off as well. The broad ears and overall large frame body are characteristics of malamutes, which are built for strength. I'm looking to get a dog as soon as I move into a place that allows for one, and it's definitely going to be either a siberian husky or a malamute, so I've been looking at lots of them...

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                                                                [–]nzhamstar 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                Looks like a Husky.

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                                                                  [–]redditwithafork 3 points4 points ago

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                                                                  I can't believe that more people don't notice the human hand just below the paws holding him up.

                                                                  [–]cphd 3 points4 points ago

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                                                                  a master is out

                                                                  [–]Ikarus3426 3 points4 points ago

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                                                                  Pretty sure if I saw my dog walk around the corner into the room like that I would freak the hell out.

                                                                  [–]MyDogTalksAndIListen 3 points4 points ago

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                                                                  Uhm sir, I am deeply sorry about your slippers.

                                                                  [–]djtodd77 4 points5 points ago

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                                                                  I used to have a malamute.. God I miss him... best dog I ever had..

                                                                  [–]grasshoppin 3 points4 points ago

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                                                                  that's one cute son of a bitch

                                                                  [–]ClaymoreMine 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                  Is your dog named Brian?

                                                                  [–]SilentLettersSuck 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                  I like to hug them when they do that

                                                                  [–]myzery 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                  forgiven

                                                                  [–]matthank 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                  Awww, he thinks he's people.

                                                                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                  Holy shit it's a dog

                                                                  [–]SeaMenOnTheRocks 4 points5 points ago

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                                                                  Wow....I could swear that is my dog...WHERE DID YOU GET MY DOG?

                                                                  [–]Ijustregisteredtosay 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  "the fuck you looking at?"

                                                                  [–]jfgao 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  Is someone holding up the dog behind that wall?

                                                                  Where's x-ray vision when you need it!?

                                                                  [–]SpecialEd521 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  I like it when they play poker or pool!!

                                                                  [–]lazyCLOUDS 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

                                                                  [–]RedSquaree 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  *​Look, I'm really sorry... I was gonna tell you, I swear. Maybe we can just go for a walk and we can dog about it?

                                                                  [–]A_Real_Jercough 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  "So Fido, um, how long have you been bipedal?"

                                                                  [–]thekilljoy 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  The longer I look at this, the less I am amused and the more I am creeped the fuck out.

                                                                  [–]getter1 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  I'm really beginning to think that in the larger, larger brained breeds of dogs that they are attempting to mimic our actions.

                                                                  We've got two goldens and more and more they are trying to lounge on the couch like humans would. Neither of them fall for the old 'flash light/laser pointer trick'. I'll point it at the ground, they look at the light on the floor, follow the light back up to my hand and then (what I think anyways) inquisitively start sniffing my hand...

                                                                  [–]Saoshyant 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  I'll just leave this here

                                                                  [–]dick_glover 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  " look im sorry, I didn't know she was your girlfriend. I can still has eats and sleeps?"

                                                                  [–]nixcamic 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  Four legs good, two legs better!

                                                                  [–]penzoilthehippo 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  "No question now, what had happened to the faces of the dogs. The creatures outside looked from dog to man, and from man to dog, and from dog to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

                                                                  • George Orwell, Animal Farm, Ch. 10

                                                                  [–]blitzcreeg10 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  It just has that dog look on its face like "wtf is going on"

                                                                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  What this dog is actually thinking: "Hurrrrrrrr" (dogs are not as thoughtful as people)

                                                                  [–]twinpaul 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  new Advice Animal? repentance dog?

                                                                  [–]Idra_rage_lulz 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  That dog... is a baller

                                                                  [–]samhasacatandhands 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  That is just freaky looking. And wonderful headline to go with it, sir! I applaud.

                                                                  [–]Spidros 1 point2 points ago

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                                                                  There I fixed it!

                                                                  [–]christopherph 3 points4 points ago

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                                                                  Words cannot express how badly I wish to upvote this over and over. /sucker for cute doggy pics

                                                                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                  Bitch.

                                                                  [–]sir_wooly_merkins -1 points0 points ago

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                                                                  That's slightly creepy.

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