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Luke, I am your... You know what! (roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com)

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[–]GunnerMcGrath 147 points148 points ago

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The misuse of quotation marks throughout that animation really hurt my feelings.

[–]qnaal 64 points65 points ago

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I like to put punctuation outside of quotes when it makes logical sense, but that was all wrong.

He even tried to nest doublequotes inside other doublequotes (which were already in a speech bubble), but only closed one of them.

Disgraceful.

[–]GunnerMcGrath 17 points18 points ago

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I agree 100% with every statement made here.

[–]Maceriss -1 points0 points ago

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Really? Do explain.

[–]JWN6513 0 points1 point ago

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so you accept that glenn beck is a friggin genius?

[–]poser_in_a_parka 0 points1 point ago

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certainly not in this universe i hope

[–]JWN6513 0 points1 point ago

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well he said he agreed with everything :-p

[–]satzafrass 5 points6 points ago

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I prefer illogical sense.

[–]monkeybuns 2 points3 points ago

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Well, you better, if you like women.

[–]frawr 1 point2 points ago

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Women have vaginas.

[–]flukshun 25 points26 points ago

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the misuse of a GIF where a comic would have been much more appropriate forced me to not even bother after missing the first couple frames.

[–]addandsubtract 12 points13 points ago

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It even started on the wrong fucking frame. How bad can you fuck up a gif? Here's your answer.

[–]P-Dub 0 points1 point ago

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Gunner McGrath - Gun runner and English major.

[–]Nokia1100Degree 0 points1 point ago

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Like when the local korea-mart sells "fresh fish".

[–]Murrabbit 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to comment here to complain about the very same thing. Dialogue doesn't need to be in quotes if you've got it in a speech bubble. Who exactly were they quoting in that scene? Because I seriously thought they were having a conversation of their own words.

[–]Warlizard 151 points152 points ago

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Luke, I am dissapoint.

[–]i_shirt_your_comment 39 points40 points ago

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funnyshirts.org/design/42bc3d35159fc40ba5edd3edc1ede60f_1016

[–]Warlizard 14 points15 points ago

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Wow

[–]ContentWithOurDecay 2 points3 points ago

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I take it from your reaction that you had no idea you were a prophet.

[–]Warlizard 1 point2 points ago

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Nossir.

[–]b5200 -4 points-3 points ago

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I hope the original creator of the 'I am dissapoint' image sends you a cease and desist for trying to make a quick buck off of what was mostly his work.

[–]bib4tuna -1 points0 points ago

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was expecting this to be top comment, luke may disappoint, but reddit doesn't.

[–]Warlizard 2 points3 points ago

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Couldn't believe I was the first to say it.

[–]relevant_rule34 80 points81 points ago

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Meanwhile, in Japan - SFW

[–]ShadyG 114 points115 points ago

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I'm sorry. "SFW" tag or no, I'm not clicking a link from work that reads, "Meanwhile, in Japan".

[–]glenbolake 71 points72 points ago

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Yeah, never mind that the poster's name is "relevant_rule34"

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[–]RageThat 3 points4 points ago

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I prefer rule 34s in wandering minstrel

[–]lengpeng 1 point2 points ago

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i prefer rule 34 and 35 Peace is good for business. War is good for business.

[–]paholg 27 points28 points ago

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It appears to be a woman in a darth vader costume who very much has to go to the bathroom.

[–]Shadax 16 points17 points ago

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I'm gonna go ahead and say your judgment has not failed you.

[–]AlexisDeTocqueville 3 points4 points ago

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It is SFW though it will give you a brief wtf

[–]i_shirt_your_comment 6 points7 points ago

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http://www.funnyshirts.org/design/42bc3d35159fc40ba5edd3edc1ede60f_1017

[–]diadem 1 point2 points ago

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Wise man, because depending on where you work it *isn't safe for work.

[–]Tanath 1 point2 points ago

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http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-04-11/japan_nuked.jpg

[–]sweet_relief 20 points21 points ago

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I love how the SFW tag is obligatory for a "Meanwhile, in Japan" link

[–]Shinhan 12 points13 points ago

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I think its more because of his username...

[–]Pandalicious 13 points14 points ago

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Japan: Assume NSFW unless told otherwise.

[–]superwinner 3 points4 points ago

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Is that Leia?

[–]mindbleach 4 points5 points ago

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Your father! slap Your mother! slap Your father! slap Your mother! slap

[–]ducttape36 2 points3 points ago

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her mother, her sister, her mother, her sister.

[–]golbezza 2 points3 points ago

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Luke... I am your fetish.

[–]Jonathan_the_Nerd 0 points1 point ago

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MY EYES!

Mostly because, for some reason, I still imagine the person in the suit to be a man.

[–]CoffeePoweredRobot 73 points74 points ago

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This joke, even the exact wording the gif uses is incredibly old. And I mean probably over 10 years old. Follow that link to just read it rather than waiting for the gif to roll through its slides.

[–]KeepSwinging 22 points23 points ago

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They did something like this on one of the Robot Chicken Star Wars specials too, I think the second one.

[–]Zarokima 11 points12 points ago

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That wasn't a disappointment thing, though, it was just Vader explaining a bunch of stuff.

[–]yurigoul 3 points4 points ago

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Meanwhile, Mark Hamil was a voice actor for that Robot Chicken episode, and I heard he did more for that show

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Awesome. Thanks for digging up the link.

[–]Jonathan_the_Nerd 2 points3 points ago

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I first read it shortly after the release of Episode I.

[–]MikeOnFire 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for that. Have an up boat.

[–]Jonathan_the_Nerd 10 points11 points ago

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I liked it better in plain text.

[–]Jaffacakelover 1 point2 points ago

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I liked it better as a comic.

[–]edydantes 10 points11 points ago

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Jezus! This Darth is way meaner than the original!

[–]joppe4899 17 points18 points ago

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Nice one, but anyone know how to break it down to make it easier to read it?

[–]KarmaTroll 67 points68 points ago

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tralalalalal

[–]joppe4899 3 points4 points ago

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Thanks a lot

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 4 points5 points ago

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So much better.

[–]Shadax 13 points14 points ago

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Yeah, they should invent a way to read still slides with quotes in a manner that is like a book... but for comics!

Ah, that's crazy talk, sorry. An animated GIF is probably best.

[–]WorkingTimeMachin 4 points5 points ago

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That is a pretty good idea. I think the internet could use a new file type that can be navigated instead of passively viewed. It would be great for internet comics; that way I wouldn't have the punchline spoiled by accidentally viewing the last frame. Plus a gif like this would be easier to read.

[–]name_censored_ 0 points1 point ago

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I think the internet could use a new file type that can be navigated instead of passively viewed.

We have it, and it's called HTML. Check out (basically any webcomic ever) for implementation inspiration ;)

[–]WorkingTimeMachin 0 points1 point ago

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Oh dear, you caught me. I only know enough HTML to make a website circa 1992.

[–]Sarria22 -1 points0 points ago

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Woosh

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Here it is in GIFexplode

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking hate .gifs with text.

[–]JediSean 9 points10 points ago

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Also, the force is really just a bunch of bacteria that lives inside of you!

[–]IReplyWithSeinfeld 2 points3 points ago

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GERMS!

[–]superwinner 1 point2 points ago

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Sentient bacteria! That makes it alright.

[–]Eggby 0 points1 point ago

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Downvoted for LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]jedberg 7 points8 points ago

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Dude, spoiler alert!

[–]VAAC 7 points8 points ago

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For a second there I thought it was just going to rip off Robot Chicken.

[–]Kekes 16 points17 points ago

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I always knew Vadar was Asian.

[–]AsianAccent 6 points7 points ago

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RUKE, I am yo father. Now go to your room and finish homework!

[–]lwrun 12 points13 points ago

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YOU SITH LORD YET?

No Dad, I'm only a jedi.

YOU COME TALK TO ME WHEN YOU SITH LORD.

[–]xrymbos 0 points1 point ago

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RUKE, I am yo father. Now go to your loom and finish homework!

FTFY

[–]coppersink 10 points11 points ago

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Robot Chicken did it.

[–]whiteshark761 4 points5 points ago

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Well, I wouldn't worry about it. I don't think people are even aware of that show's existence.

[–]RobbersAndRavagers 2 points3 points ago

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Well, I don't know. I think a decent number of people watch it.

[–]generic_user_name 1 point2 points ago

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Oh really? Define 'decent'.

[–]MuForceShoelace 3 points4 points ago

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It would have been funnier if the 3po part had him say "I'm his father too"

[–]Pazimov 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't this a Robot Chicken skit?

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Didn't William Shakesman say that?

[–]harusp3x 4 points5 points ago

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Please, call him Bill.

[–]rudeandginger 1 point2 points ago

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Whooaa, memories. I saw a transcript of this about ten years ago and, in my child-like naivety, thought it was an actual transcript from an alternate version of that scene.

[–]orangepotion 4 points5 points ago

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When I was your age, I used to destroy empire ships, barefoot, uphill both ways.

[–]lokithecomplex 1 point2 points ago

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So Darth Vader liked to make camp robots as a kid.

[–]Gordondel 1 point2 points ago

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Why is that a fucking gif?

[–]YesImSardonic 1 point2 points ago

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Those quotation marks are driving me to insanity.

[–]barrym187 1 point2 points ago

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What's with the .gif animations? Why are they so prevalent?

Pros: People can load them past work filters

Cons: Terrible quality, no sound, no controls

Are there any other pros? This one in particular could have just been one image.

[–]Roberteebertson 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know if this could in a more terrible format.

[–]Say_fuzzy_pickles 3 points4 points ago

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Someone's been watching Robot Chicken.

[–]AGATECH 1 point2 points ago

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Good stuff, but a bit too fast.

[–]selfsmartedmyself -5 points-4 points ago

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Upvoted for the "And get a haircut!" punchline.

[–]glenbolake 22 points23 points ago

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Downvoted for revealing the punchline

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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not-voted for not seeing the link first, then see the comments. Spoilers are everywhere! And they're eating my sandwich!!!

[–]glenbolake 0 points1 point ago

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I went to the link before the comments too. The downvote was for other people who don't necessarily do the same thing.

[–]okmkz 6 points7 points ago

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Upvoted for downvo.. aw, fuck it.

[–]electricbouguereau 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else read this in chad vader's voice?

[–]VonYellow[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Did he say hand job?

[–]laloga 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome!

[–]ninekeysdown 0 points1 point ago

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This is full of win.

[–]stupidlyugly 0 points1 point ago

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This has done nothing to resolve my daddy issues.

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[–]MikeOnFire 1 point2 points ago

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Only if Padme pushed Threepio out of her hoo-ha in some bizarre driod insertion sex play.

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[–]Disgod 0 points1 point ago

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Lucas will prolly throw a cgi tauntaun into the background of the scene just to cram even more shit on the screen at one time.

[–]Jonathan_the_Nerd 0 points1 point ago

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Half-brothers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The last line made it.

[–]tuckaluck 0 points1 point ago

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Complain about its misuse of quotations and animation flaws, disregard content and creativity. douches

[–]horncusker 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, total agreement, I mean, we are lurking on reddit at work...am I right?

[–]tuckaluck 0 points1 point ago

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How do you know I am at work?

[–]horncusker 0 points1 point ago

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Because I am at work, in fact, I work with you

[–]tuckaluck 0 points1 point ago

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bs

[–]horncusker 0 points1 point ago

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You looking around for me yet?

[–]modernhero 0 points1 point ago

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that is awesome.

[–]pippofin 0 points1 point ago

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/r/starwars

[–]knowsguy 0 points1 point ago

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Terrible shit, it is.

[–]krangksh 0 points1 point ago

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Spoken like a true father.

[–]getter1 0 points1 point ago

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Lets take a joke already used in robot chicken and make a GIF out of it!

[–]RorySBarnes 0 points1 point ago

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"Use the force, Luke. I've run out of lubricant."

Also this made me laugh a lot. At first I thought it'd end, but it didn't. It just got better and better.

Also I think this started to become Alcoholic Darth Vader. Or Darht Vedetr as he'd text it to his friend.

[–]GwenMe 0 points1 point ago

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Call me slow but I cant read that fast, I always miss the last 2 words!

[–]nodstar22 0 points1 point ago

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Why, why did you make me watch that boring tripe? Why has it been upvoted so much that i watched it??

damn it.

[–]carrythefire 0 points1 point ago

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End punctuation goes inside quotation marks.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And the force, that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called midichlorians

[–]JPsmooth42 0 points1 point ago

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Spoiler Alert?

[–]PartlyInappropriate 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed, Justin Bieber does need a haircut.

[–]ropers 0 points1 point ago

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Aspect ratios. Learn about them.

[–]Dognar -1 points0 points ago

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Here is a transcription of the super fast gif:

There's....

bored already.

[–]paraedolia 1 point2 points ago

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How's that ritalin working out for you?

[–]notjawn -1 points0 points ago

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Good god, this is more annoying than the overly long webcomics. Get to the funny fast!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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this would be cool, if it was funny

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