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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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It's fun, it's healthy, it's good exercise. The kids will just love it. and we put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.

[–]hodge-podge 2 points3 points ago

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I expected this to be on top.

Only he doesn't say "hula hoop", does he?

[–]burntsac 0 points1 point ago

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How about Wacky Circumference?

[–]analyst_therapist 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for that quote

[–]Catapulted_Platypus 58 points59 points ago

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Agreed. That picture and this one are two of my favorites: http://imgur.com/1VFEI

[–]Befall 90 points91 points ago

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Being a metal guy, I enjoy this one.

[–]rilo 19 points20 points ago

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\m/ Trash metal! \m/

[–]Doctragon 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for making me smile on my really crappy day. :)

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[–]Doctragon 0 points1 point ago

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That website confused me. It won't let me look at a picture, it just comes up with a blue image with "funnychill.com" on it. Do I have to register or something? :/

[–]AnythingApplied 1 point2 points ago

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Its defense for hot linking... The image can only be viewed on the actual webpage.

[–]Doctragon 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah but then I searched for it in their website, it came up with a result but when I clicked on it, it did the same thing.

[–]cleetus76 1 point2 points ago

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You need to allow it in NoScript (or whatever addon you have)

[–]Clsjajll 45 points46 points ago

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Chuckled, thanks!

Returning favor

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Why does the Blob need a gun for??

[–]justaguess 9 points10 points ago

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The Blob needs the gun to defend its pizza delivery territory. Deliverance.

[–]OneSalientOversight 0 points1 point ago

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Squeal big piggie!

[–]AwesomeThunderbolt 3 points4 points ago

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Why did they need to CGI the Blob in Wolverine Origin?!

[–]DigitalHubris 1 point2 points ago

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To shoot prey that was too far away to be sucked into his gravitational field

[–]zbowling -1 points0 points ago

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wow. stolen off Fazed.org. I didn't think anyone still used that site.

[–]zbowling 1 point2 points ago

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wow... downvotes? The logo is watermarked on the image. blah.

[–]Catapulted_Platypus -1 points0 points ago

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XD You are great!

[–]jaredpunk -2 points-1 points ago

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Did anyone else suddenly hear the song, White America in their heads?

[–]Odusei 9 points10 points ago

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I've always wondered what the hell "Be lucky" means here.

[–]AlexanderSalamander 8 points9 points ago

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The author crossed "you're lucky" and "be thankful".

[–]SpaceFace5000 5 points6 points ago

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I thought I understood it until I was racking my brain trying to explain it to you. Now I'm confused as well.

[–]cgiall420 4 points5 points ago

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Probably written by a German. In German, lucky and happy are the same word, and they make this mistake quite often.

[–]jdavis301 15 points16 points ago

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I'll leave my favorite here

[–]donwilson 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell is she looking at, and why did she take a picture of herself looking away?

[–]ThatOtherGirl 13 points14 points ago

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I'm guessing it's supposed to be edgy. It's hard to look edgy when you're 12.

[–]ElectroFrosty 9 points10 points ago

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She's looking at the cheesecake, but of course!

[–]Psythik 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe this will explain it? (See Myth #1)

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 13 points14 points ago

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[–]AsteroidPuncher 2 points3 points ago

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What does "be lucky" mean?

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[–]Xedlar 25 points26 points ago

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[–]Doctragon 5 points6 points ago

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A few after thoughts: 1. Is his name actually Graves? Because that would be pretty awesome. 2. I don't really agree with the whole "ownership" thing she's got going on there but I totally disagree with what the bus driver did. It was hateful, violent and mean. I don't agree with what they're doing, throwing her around like that is just wrong. 3. They should probably get off benefits before they start having kids.

They look like a nice couple and all though.

[–]ThatOtherGirl 20 points21 points ago

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Here's the problem:

The couple, who live on benefits in a council house and plan to start a family, have been friends for years.

So basically their "culture" is making it so that they can't support themselves and they're going to have children? Fuck everything about that. They look able-bodied enough to go get a job and support themselves rather than having the public support them. I'd argue that able-bodied people living off of public assistance and taking the money away from others/programs that actually need it is a problem.

[–]Quarkbag 6 points7 points ago

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The article doesn't really state that their culture is the cause of them needing or receiving benefits. It says the girl studies music technology, for instance, which doesn't seem to contradict her way of life.

I agree that you shouldn't plan to have kids without having a plan to support yourself. But i would not mix those two aspects, supporting yourself and living this unusual lifestyle, up with each other.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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my question is how does she go to school if she doesn't go anywhere without him?

does he go to all of her classes and just kinda hang around?

[–]Willie_Main 2 points3 points ago

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Facist Pig!

[–]5iambs 3 points4 points ago

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What part of this story did say, dear sir,

That they don't plan to get a job and work?

Which section of the article you read

Said they don't work because of their culture?

What I just read was just two gothy punks

Who WERE discriminated against, sir.

But nothing says they couldn't work in there

Or that they claimed their life prevented work.

Get off your high horse, my fellow, you hear?

And stop hating because they represent things

That you cannot, or will not, understand.

Five empty feet to finish my quatrain.

[–]gmehard 6 points7 points ago

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IT'S DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]ieatfatpeople 10 points11 points ago

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That she doesn't cook or clean

[–]cocoabeach 3 points4 points ago

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I agree with ThatOtherGirl, but will add, if the guy gets a job, they should be able to live any way they want. If she is happy, it is then no one's business what they do in there home. And as long as they do not break any laws, it is no one's business on the street or on a bus either.

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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Their lifestyle choice is against my moral values. They should be sent to some Christian run camp, obviously.

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[–]Zarokima 2 points3 points ago

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Some people are just masochists. My first serious girlfriend was as happy and healthy as any teenager, but was very similar to this. She bought a nice collar and we picked out a leash and we'd go out just like the couple in the article -- and it was all her idea. She got off on pain, I don't recall her ever having an orgasm where I wasn't choking her (she'd even cum just from getting throatfucked), and she obeyed. And then she cut off the relationship because I was too smart for her, and it made her feel inadequate (her words, not mine).

While I can see how this kind of lifestyle could possibly stem from self esteem issues, it could also just be what she enjoys.

[–]Doctragon 0 points1 point ago

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Could be and if it is, more power to her.

[–]Nyaan -2 points-1 points ago

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has anyone ever told you there's dudes who like to stick it in other dude's poopers?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Ahh, young love...

[–]youcannotpass 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]irkarl 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me of the Wheel of Time

[–]myniceaccount 1 point2 points ago

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He's going to freak out when he discovers he can be Damane too.

[–]Willie_Main -1 points0 points ago

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Facist Pig!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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is that a beard??

[–]viper_dude08 0 points1 point ago

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How does that even happen?

[–]bboland 0 points1 point ago

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This field they're standing next to looks exactly like the football field of my old high school's rivals. Terrifying.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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would this be in ohio?

[–]bboland 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Minnesota.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That is one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I went to high school with those kids. yay?!

[–]darpachief 28 points29 points ago

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The only thing I hate in this world is the hula hoop.

[–]capsid 12 points13 points ago

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Those Wal-Mart hoops are terrible because they have little pebbles inside that rattle and throw off the balance. That stops you from doing fun stuff like this.

Shameless plug: I handcraft glowing, strobing LED hula hoops for a living.

[–]StaircaseLogic 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit! Someone with money should definitely buy one of those, those are awesome!

[–]alchemist23 6 points7 points ago

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[–]guinnythemox 0 points1 point ago

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why do i love this movie so much? its always been one of my go to movies when theres nothing else on

[–]toolongdontread 3 points4 points ago

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I could never master the hula hoop. For 25 years (discounting being a baby of course), I would try one whenever I saw one. Occasionally I could get a whole turn, sometimes almost two, before it fell clattering to the ground. Then my niece got a hula hoop. I tried it and failed. My dad was there and I told him I just cant hula hoop. He replies, "Why not try it the other direction." So I did, and I was suddenly a hula hoop master.

[–]Amega 1 point2 points ago

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I only just learned to hula hoop at a New Years Eve party! 24 years of no skillz whatsoever, then BAM! The party hula hoop champion!

[–]cocoabeach 3 points4 points ago

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My wife and I own a flower shop. Once, in the middle of a mall, we built a large structure out of thousands of balloons. During the time it was up, a couple of very goth looking girls passed by several times. Because of the way they acted and looked, I was wary of them.

When we tore it down, and started popping all the balloons, they could not help themselves. They ask to help, and instantly became two giggling little kids.

It had quite an affect on me. Totally changed how I viewed/judged their previous behavior.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Most goth people older than 15 aren't really "doom and gloom". They just like creepy things. other than that, most of them are pretty normal.

[–]xicer 1 point2 points ago

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True, I have a few goth friends, half of them are more well adjusted than my "normal" friends.

[–]dbp13 4 points5 points ago

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Hey is just me, or have Wal-Marts prices gotten EVEN lower?

[–]fauxnetikz 1 point2 points ago

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Well considering this picture has been on the internet for about 10 years, I'd say it's just an illusion.

[–]blackheartededitor 14 points15 points ago

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...were never reposted

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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People hate reposts only because it reminds them that their lives are slipping away in front of a computer.

I haven't seen it before.

[–]ck1p3 2 points3 points ago

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people who are too fat to fit in hula hoops hate hula hoops

[–]purplehayes 2 points3 points ago

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Not true. They just call them bracelets instead.

[–]treebait 1 point2 points ago

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belts

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 1 point2 points ago

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[–]lotictrance 2 points3 points ago

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He's just so goddamn happy!

[–]geekgawd 1 point2 points ago

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Except fat people?

[–]Jammers_c 1 point2 points ago

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If you're fat, a hula hoop is your worst enemy. I speak from experience.

[–]Mightbe_exaggerating 1 point2 points ago

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I uhhh... I know that guy. Not proud of myself right now.

[–]dannydale 0 points1 point ago

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Tell him I sez he kinda cute, bro :)

[–]Mightbe_exaggerating 0 points1 point ago

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He's a pretty big asshole and doesn't talk to me. I was a "goth kid" too back in the day and he still thinks I only became who I was because I was copying him. What an immature child.

[–]skramzkevin 1 point2 points ago

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i hate this so much

[–]soxy 1 point2 points ago

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I hate hula hoops.

Mostly because I can't do the damn things.

[–]Babyrape_McMethlab 0 points1 point ago

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I can confirm this, as some one who's family was in a tragic hula hoop accident I love hula hoops.

[–]servvit_is_a_tool 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, whatever. Fuck a hula hoop.

[–]kn0where 3 points4 points ago

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Hey, fuck you! My best friend died in a hula hoop accident. Show some respect.

[–]ChoppingOnionsForYou 1 point2 points ago

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That's just started my day off in the best possible fashion. I'm now grinning as if I were playing with a hula hoop of my own!

[–]Rouglead 0 points1 point ago

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He really looks like the joker, anyone else?

[–]sir_Katsu 0 points1 point ago*

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I do hate hula hoops. My girlfriend has one. I tried to spin it on my waist but it was falling down all the time! ALL THE FUCKING TIME! I was freaking out

[–]Ninkampoop 0 points1 point ago

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Bloody Scary

[–]snappylittlechica 0 points1 point ago

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is that man's leg on fire?

[–]professorflow 0 points1 point ago

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The hooping community in SD almost got this guy to come hoop with them. He must have realized he was being mocked, never came down

[–]gliscameria 0 points1 point ago

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Hate is proportional to make-up density. This guy is mildly befuddled.

[–]betterthnuropinion 0 points1 point ago

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lost in the darkness, when deep down inside u have a kid in you, but u probably just scare the shit out of that kid when u look in the mirror!

[–]davidjayhawk 0 points1 point ago

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Even if you hate reposts

No one hates this one

[–]xixspiderxix 0 points1 point ago

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You know.....For kids

[–]coffee_IV 0 points1 point ago

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Not true. I hate hula hoops. They never work!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Mudsharkface?

[–]Plow_King 0 points1 point ago

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everyone likes glow sticks, well, except maybe the blind.

[–]sambacore 0 points1 point ago

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If you ever work at a music venue that hosts dubstep shows, then you will hate hula hoops.

[–]CoughSyrup 0 points1 point ago

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I despise hula hoops. I mean, everyone else can get them to stay up, but I can't.

[–]jaredpunk 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't laughed like that in days lmao

[–]smurfjoe -5 points-4 points ago

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Wow. This is a really old pic.

Look at me now.

I'm not actually the guy in the original picture or the link. And in no way is the guy in the picture I posted related to the original

[–]kimnastics 0 points1 point ago

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...Then why did you post it?

[–]dannydale 0 points1 point ago

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For the trolz, I guess.

[–]Mikey129 -1 points0 points ago

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I own the same exact pants.

[–]asdfman123 2 points3 points ago

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Do you like Hula Hoops?

[–]Firemadeitbetter -1 points0 points ago

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Hahahhaa, great pic!

[–]zbowling -2 points-1 points ago

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He doesn't hate slipknot.

[–]Radico87 -1 points0 points ago

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So is this: repost

[–]FormerlyChucks -1 points0 points ago

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Fuckin hula hoops, how do they work?

[–]zgf2022 -3 points-2 points ago

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I've never been able to resist upvoting this particular image. He's just SO HAPPY!

[–]gordigor -2 points-1 points ago

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True. Wasabi.