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[–][deleted] 316 points317 points ago

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[–][deleted] 250 points251 points ago

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It's sooo smooth! What is this technology?!

[–]blazemaster 151 points152 points ago

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It appears to be a moving picture, it must be a new kind of .gif with sound.

[–]BobNob 71 points72 points ago

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picture AND sound! is it 2012 already?

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points ago

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This technology is sure to be profitable! I must invest in the youtube right away!

[–]waltonics 6 points7 points ago

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I was into YouTube back when it was just a hand drawn zine.

[–]smithpants 7 points8 points ago

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No. In 2012 the dog will steal his hoverboard.

[–]BobNob 19 points20 points ago

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[–]rakstar 21 points22 points ago

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[–]supferrets 9 points10 points ago

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You made me look bad!

[–]shabong 7 points8 points ago

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AA BUGA BUGA BUGA BUGA

[–]nanosheep 1 point2 points ago

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Hehehehahahha!

OWW!

What did I do?

[–]kellio143506 1 point2 points ago

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How do I teach my dog to do that?!

[–]cyber_pacifist 12 points13 points ago*

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"This video contains content from FishBowl Worldwide Media, Inc., who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. Sorry about that."

Edit: Older reddit submission is still up (props to @spankr): http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/ekzwr/sled_dog/

[–]typingwhilethinking 73 points74 points ago

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I think it is funny they're called, "Worldwide Media," yet their blocking their content from being worldwide. Anyone else find this humorous?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Fuck the future!

[–]CynicalShotgun 23 points24 points ago

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I really disliked the audio on that video.

[–]AgentBarcode 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah well.

[–]spy4hire 277 points278 points ago

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Excuse me... official Dog Fort business.

[–]big_bad_mojo 95 points96 points ago

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Under Canine Code XVII.2.0112, I am legally obligated to commandeer your sled.

[–]TonyBolognaHead 11 points12 points ago

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Sledge*

FTFY

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago*

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Sledges are pulled by horses and are on runners. Ask Oxford.

The dog stole a toboggan.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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Thanks for posting this 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 times - I would never have been sure of your opinion on the subject from your first dozen posts alone.

[–]Holzmann 8 points9 points ago

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It was his first chance to be an annoying pedant on reddit and he got so excited that he went completely overboard.

[–]amaefm 8 points9 points ago

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To be fair, I was expecting a dog with a large hammer. He's right. That's not a fucking sledge. Deal with it.

[–]skootles 9 points10 points ago

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No, sled.

[–]lectricman6002 4 points5 points ago

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How un- British of you

[–]remaxx 1 point2 points ago

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NO U.

[–]Tiak 10 points11 points ago

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GTA: Sledding Hill

[–]QnA 21 points22 points ago

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The only recent meme I can't really get into... Seemed like /r/dogfort was specifically created to be monetized. Creating interest for dog-fort.com which had it's domain registered the day after the subreddit was created and had like 5 subscribers at the time. And the website was posted in the sidebar just as quickly. Basically, it evolved WAY to quickly. I don't mind selling out, but it's different when it's manufactured rather than happening through it's natural course.

[–]omnomnomnomnomnom 11 points12 points ago

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The thing is, Dogfort can't be monetized. People have approached the topic of making a Dogfort book, and legit companies have allegedly PMed the mods about it, but because of the legal clusterfuck around licensing that many different pictures used in the panels (and even getting them all the same size and resolution) it's not worth the effort.

Besides, I don't see any ads on dog-fort.com... this was the first time I've heard of it, actually. I do agree it's kinda forced, but I think it's an awkward-nerdy kind of forced, not monetized-forced.

(disclamer: I <3 /r/dogfort)

[–]QnA 1 point2 points ago*

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Can't be monetized?

On the top of dog-forts webpage is a link to "KnowYourMeme.com". Something is certainly being monetized. Backlinks and hits are the result. Yes money is being made from dog-fort.com, if even only indirectly.

Either remove all backlinks to "know your meme" or remove dog-fort.com from the subreddit's sidebar if you want your statement to be true. Until that happens, you are wrong.

[–]vwllss 7 points8 points ago*

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So, you're saying that some evil masterminds created something absolutely hilarious that the community loves in order to profit off of them?

My god, it's like they're developers or comedians or something. Fuck those people.

[–]You_know_THAT_guy 3 points4 points ago

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I think the deception is what bothers QnA and not the monetization itself.

[–]QnA 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly. Though "absolutely hilarious" as vwllss claims, is subjective.

Creating a subreddit and a website simultaneously, then spewing it all over reddit while linking to "knowyourmeme.com" should require at least a little investigation...

It doesn't require a "mastermind". A mastermind wouldn't be that idiotic.

[–]You_know_THAT_guy 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, your conspiracy theory definitely sounds plausible.

[–]QnA 2 points3 points ago*

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Sorry, it's not a conspiracy theory. It's a fact:

/r/dogfort is linking to a website in their sidebar which plastered knowyourmeme.com at the top of their site.

No conspiracy involved.

dog-fort.com is making money off of, or from Knowyourmeme.com, or is likely owned by them. Simple as that. Doesn't take Einstein to add 2 + 2.

[–]You_know_THAT_guy 2 points3 points ago

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No, it's a theory supported by facts about a conspiracy to monetize a manufactured meme. It's a conspiracy theory; and it is probably correct.

[–]workroom 4 points5 points ago

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I agree... it just tried too hard instead of naturally growing.

: (

[–]CptHair 38 points39 points ago

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GTA Alaska

[–]satchoo 85 points86 points ago

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This needs to be overlaid with a carjacking quote from San Andreas.

I'M JACKIN' YO' WHIP

NUTHIN' PERSONAL

[–]Grafnar 56 points57 points ago

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I NEED THIS

[–]fightswithbears 30 points31 points ago

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YOU GONNA HAVE TO WALK NOW, SUCKA.

[–]SuperHooah 26 points27 points ago

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This is punishment for making it wear a sweater.

[–]bbbingo 6 points7 points ago

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When I first watched it I totally thought it was a red cape.

[–]SKIKS 51 points52 points ago

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That dog is a badass.

[–]twitock 45 points46 points ago

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Woofdon't wooffuck woofwith woofme

[–]The_Comma_Splicer 110 points111 points ago

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You really should have simplified that to: woofdon't+fuck+with+me

[–]twitock 63 points64 points ago

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But its impossible to say all that in one woof.

And don't try to fuck with that knowledge. My dad was a vet and my wife is Pocahontas.

[–]InfiniteImagination 68 points69 points ago

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Math joke goes whoooooooosh

[–]twitock 49 points50 points ago

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Thatiscompletelyirrelevanttodogs.

[–]HitTheGymAndLawyerUp 11 points12 points ago

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KHAAAAANKHAAAAANKHAAAAANKHAAAAANKHAAAAANKHAAAAAN

[–]Detry 4 points5 points ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]ImHereToReddit 19 points20 points ago

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It's a Norwhal.

[–]rabidanimals 5 points6 points ago

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I forgot how to do logarithms and exponents and shit. Thanks.

[–]INTJurassic 48 points49 points ago

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Dogarithms?

[–]twitock 8 points9 points ago

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Upboat for getting this thread back on track with dogs.

[–]INTJurassic 13 points14 points ago

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It was definitely sliding downhill.

[–]RommelTJ 1 point2 points ago

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It was like someone was stealing the thread.

[–]bwillb 1 point2 points ago

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you're barking up the wrong tree, bub.

[–]VampireInitiative 1 point2 points ago

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But we don't know for sure that Woof = woof.

[–]berrieds 22 points23 points ago

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Don't blame the dog for the child's incompetence; the dog was just showing him how it's done.

[–]Araucaria 10 points11 points ago

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Exactly. What I saw was the dog trying to join on the sled and anxious because he couldn't get on. Once the kid fell off, he continued with his first train of thought and didn't bother checking whether the kid was getting back on.

[–]coderedmountaindew 18 points19 points ago

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This is amazing. This dog should be a repo man.

[–]enginuitor 4 points5 points ago

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Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

[–]MajestyKingMob 7 points8 points ago

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A little glass vial?

[–]chorus 6 points7 points ago

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A little glass vial!

[–]ColdWar 3 points4 points ago

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I can't believe that username hasn't been taken yet.

[–]orange_jooze 1 point2 points ago

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He's got a future ahead of him.

[–]big_bad_mojo 2 points3 points ago

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A little glass vial?

[–]KFCdoubledownvoter 259 points260 points ago

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He went to get his bitch a sled.

Bitches love sleds.

[–]nintennuendo 41 points42 points ago

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He sent me a sled! I love sleds! :)

[–]infidel118i 23 points24 points ago

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You a bitch!?

[–]krispykrackers 39 points40 points ago

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Does he look like a bitch?

[–]zach_fell 34 points35 points ago

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DOES HE LOOK

LIKE A BITCH

[–]ImProbablyTrolling 29 points30 points ago

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w...what?

[–]polyology 23 points24 points ago

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SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMNED TIME!

[–]TheUrge 17 points18 points ago

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...what?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Where the hell is Excited Bitch? This comment will not be complete until that novelty account shows up.

[–]ThisIsYourPenis 7 points8 points ago

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I'll give the bitch a penis, bitches love penis.

[–]svlad 4 points5 points ago

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It's a SLEDGE! Can't you read moran?

[–]BannedINDC 30 points31 points ago

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I wanna be...Your Sledgehammer!

[–]fuggerdug 12 points13 points ago

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Rosebud!

[–]thebeefytaco 6 points7 points ago

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SPOILERS!!!

[–]dsr541 10 points11 points ago

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almost commented on misspelling of "sledge" then did a quick google to make sure i wasnt being a troll. i was. had no idea that "sledge" was an appropriate name as well as "sled"

[–]theblumeanie 511 points512 points ago

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Was that before or after he stole your sled?

[–]nonesuchplace 223 points224 points ago*

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"A sled (AmE)/sledge (BrE) is a sliding vehicle designed to transport passengers and/or cargo by using a running mechanism and smooth undersides instead of wheels. Most sleds are used on surfaces with low friction (such as snow or ice), but, in some cases, mud, grass, or even smooth stones make a good surface for sleds." Wikipedia article on "Sled."

EDIT: TIL pedagogy (and sometimes being a smartass) = karma. Sometimes.

[–]theblumeanie 184 points185 points ago

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TIL. Here sledge is short for sledge hammer or rock crusher.

[–]nonesuchplace 30 points31 points ago

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Same, (I'm North American,) but I remembered something from a Jack London novel or some other thing from my childhood where sledge was used to mean a sled.

[–]ding_dongled 43 points44 points ago*

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I always thought that was misspelled and I was amazing for catching it....

[–]fishbert 20 points21 points ago

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it was, and you were! (damn brits)

[–]beaconhillbilly 40 points41 points ago

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Looks like a toboggan to me.

[–]chancesarent 15 points16 points ago

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A toboggan is a hat. This is a sled.

[–]Tedius 22 points23 points ago

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No, you're thinking of a turban. Toboggan is the stuff people smoke.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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No, you're thinking of Tobacco. Toboggan is when you get a good deal on something.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny that this inspired one of these threads when chancesarent was almost certainly not joking. A "toboggan" (often shortened to "boggan" and pronounced more like "boggin") can be a hat in the Southeastern US (the kind that I believe is elsewhere more commonly called a tuque).

[–]feanturi 12 points13 points ago

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The Narnia books also. Jadis rode around in a sledge. Threw me the first time I saw that too.

[–]DefinitelyLying 44 points45 points ago

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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!

[–]Black_Apalachi 9 points10 points ago

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No, it's: You sound like you're from LANDAN.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Kant! The thinking man's philosopher.

[–]T-rex_Impersonator 1 point2 points ago

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Its actually pronounced... LUNDUN.

Don't argue with the northerners!!

[–]ClevelandFrown 2 points3 points ago

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I'm ready to ride giants!

[–]nonesuchplace 13 points14 points ago

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Nifty! Them silly Englishmen with their Jesus lions and funny words.

[–]fishbert 5 points6 points ago

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Jesus lions

Ha!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure Jesus Lion was the main character of the Narnia books.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, his name's Narnia, obviously. "Chronicles of Narnia", or to put it another way, "Narnia's chronicles".

[–]shadowpwner 1 point2 points ago

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Either I'm whooshing or you are.

[–]RobIsTheMan 4 points5 points ago

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[–]BobNob 84 points85 points ago

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That dog is wearing a redge shirt!

[–]AareDub 4 points5 points ago

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If I was drinking something, it would have come out of my nose when I read this.

[–]uptwolait 2 points3 points ago

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He must be a pedgigree.

[–]SetPhasersToPun 5 points6 points ago

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Man's best friendge

[–]adaminc 31 points32 points ago

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That is no sled, it's a Toboggan!

[–]hollywoodbob 9 points10 points ago

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It's a Tobog-gone man.

[–]stackbond 5 points6 points ago

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As a Canadian, I support this.

[–]Sconathon 3 points4 points ago

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Who else knew the top comment would be something like this?

[–]PrsPirate 6 points7 points ago

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Straight puggin' it.

[–]G_Cassius_Longinus 5 points6 points ago

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I'll get that bitch a sled bitches love sleds

[–]ackza 6 points7 points ago

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Animated GIFs; the silent films of the internet.

[–]TheCodexx 16 points17 points ago

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Nothing compared to the time a slave* stole my bike!

*this comment brought to you by the new editors of Huckleberry Finn.

[–]MarkWalburg 8 points9 points ago

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still.... ಠ_ಠ

[–]DeepestBlue 2 points3 points ago

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Happy Reddit Birthday, Marky Mark!

I hope the Funky Bunch brought you balloons and cool knives to stab them with. The balloons, not the Bunch. Or whatever, it's your day, man.

[–]stinkylibrary 125 points126 points ago

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Snow way! That was pawesome!

[–]Lanko 173 points174 points ago

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you... need to die now.

[–]stinkylibrary 96 points97 points ago*

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I can't believe you would even sleigh that.

[–]PositivelyClueless 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Swoopz 7 points8 points ago

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You killed it.. That meme will never be funny to me again..

[–]cat_related_pun 1 point2 points ago

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That dog is an ice-cold son of a bitch!

[–]TheUberDork 14 points15 points ago

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Toboggan.

[–]fapsmear 4 points5 points ago

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Doggy stole my sled.

[–]tyler2k 2 points3 points ago

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[–]rainx5 2 points3 points ago

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SLED, SLED, SLED!

[–]Ghenges 36 points37 points ago

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LIKE A BOSS

[–]gaog 7 points8 points ago

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Grand Theft Sled I

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That dog don't give a FUCK.

[–]enginuitor 7 points8 points ago

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As an American English speaker, I was expecting something much more unusual and potentially destructive.

This is fine too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I for one was pretty disappointed. I really wanted to see a dog swinging a hammer around.

[–]jadzzee 2 points3 points ago

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As funny as this is, it is pretty obvious the guy fell off on purpose.

[–]hails 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for destroying my dog gif

[–]TentacleFace 2 points3 points ago

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see...cats would never do that. They'd plant pressure sensitive remote devices that would detonate the C4 planted IN the sled.

[–]omgpanic 1 point2 points ago

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That dog has awesome shoes.

[–]duganhouser0420 1 point2 points ago

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sled jacked!

[–]ballstein 1 point2 points ago

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So much for man's best friend.

[–]PfChanks 1 point2 points ago

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I didnt know dogs were capable of such swift trolling.

[–]thequietobserver 1 point2 points ago

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Grand theft Poodle.

[–]prof3ta_ 1 point2 points ago

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reminds me a lot of this canine.

Like a boss

[–]epicviking 1 point2 points ago

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DOG THEFT AUTO

[–]IgnoreAmos 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting something more like a Gallagher show.

[–]efg1342 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a French bulldog? I want one, or a Boston terrier. Well when I'm old and decrepit that is. I'll stick with my pit and mutts for now.

[–]CoffeeSwirl 2 points3 points ago

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I have one, fucking purebreed cost me a fortune until she grew out of her digestive issues. Also fyi there's a french bulldog rescue network if you want a rescue dog. They don't bark much, wag their entire bodies because they have no tails and snore/snort/grunt constantly. Pepper is currently parked on my lap smiling a joker grin in approval of this comment.

[–]iorgfeflkd 1 point2 points ago

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I would not make public the fact that I was bullied by a French bulldog.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What a little bastard.

[–]anontalk 1 point2 points ago

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What do you mean "dog"?

[–]ThreeCat 1 point2 points ago

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I've been playing too much fallout.

My first thought was "Rex/Dogmeat can't use a sledge"

[–]darkplumb90 1 point2 points ago

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was expecting sledgehammer
Was disappoint.

[–]DoccSampson 1 point2 points ago

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I opened this expecting to see a dog running away with a sledge hammer.

[–]GregorMendel 1 point2 points ago

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To us neuroscientists, a Sledge is a term for a cryostat, a machine that freezes tissue (generally brains) so that we can slice them at very tiny sections (50 microns or so).

[–]drowsap 1 point2 points ago

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I was hoping this was a Fallout New Vegas scenario.

[–]inthenickoftime4 1 point2 points ago

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Dog stole my machete http://i.imgur.com/Y83lS.jpg

[–]musicaldonkey 1 point2 points ago

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Oh ffs.. I came here to read comments about the damn dog.. but it's mostly people just crapping on about the word sledge vs sled vs toboggan... why must you always waste your energy on shit like this reddit?? Just laugh at the funny funny dog.. the type of slide-through-the-snow-transportation-unit is irrelevant.

[–]noidddd 1 point2 points ago

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for all they know... he could have named his toboggan "sledge"...

ps...funny dog!

[–]Teflonscribe 1 point2 points ago

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Ohhhhhhhh, you got jacked bitch! (*In my Stewie voice).

[–]true_random 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]Felt_Ninja 1 point2 points ago

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He stole your Sled, too.

[–]warpfield 1 point2 points ago

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And so it begins.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Thats some straight up gangers style car jacking there.

[–]jayj76 1 point2 points ago

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Sled. FTFY

[–]cibiri313 1 point2 points ago

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TIL: "Sled" is short for "Sledge."

[–]NAMKCOR 1 point2 points ago

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SLED

[–]omgbrbicecreamtruck 0 points1 point ago

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That dog from Cleavelend??

[–]SoCalDan 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah!

[–]olddigger 0 points1 point ago

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that son [av] a bitch

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That is so cute it melts my cold, unfeeling heart.

[–]paezao 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha bad dog, bad dog!

[–]housnap 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody slap a Grand Theft Auto logo on it.

[–]mluedke 0 points1 point ago

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what a bitch!

[–]PumpValve 0 points1 point ago

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You did not put up much of a fight.

[–]shortordercook 0 points1 point ago

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The things you own, begin to own you. And own you hard.

[–]baconisgoodforme 0 points1 point ago

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French Bulldogs are the bee's knees.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thats awesome.

[–]goldjerrygold 0 points1 point ago

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You should be grateful he didn't steal the pants of your back.

[–]CraftyWilby 0 points1 point ago

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always seems to be bulldogs or one sort another. what's up with that?

[–]smilesinwords2 0 points1 point ago

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Too Funny!!!

[–]Beenbag 0 points1 point ago

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pussy.

[–]DunDerD 0 points1 point ago

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Badass.

[–]ZoSo_ 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently they've managed to sell at least one pet snuggie.

[–]Blasted1 0 points1 point ago

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That's revenge for stealing his balls.

[–]nkav 0 points1 point ago

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Good thing he didn't steal your pants, though

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bit and run!

[–]gordigor 0 points1 point ago

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Well that was bit staged.

[–]MrX742 0 points1 point ago

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he just wanted it more

[–]CoffeeSwirl 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a frenchie? I have one too! I've got to train her to do this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch has it goin' on!

[–]ac3raven 0 points1 point ago

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No, he's taking it back!

[–]Ashymoto 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't he just wait his turn?

[–]Spoodini 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping Dog the Bounty Hunter stole you sledge hammer. I guess your video was pretty cool too.

[–]reddell 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone remember the 80's movie The Dog Who Stopped the War?

This reminded me of it for some reason but no one I know seems to remember the movie.