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[–]pilar1347 95 points96 points ago

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[–]ProZaKk 17 points18 points ago

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...Did your dog help you? because it's eyeing that money like it's food right now

[–]pilar1347 6 points7 points ago

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Indeed he did. Not sure if you can see the slobber on it, but believe me it's there.

[–]average_internaut 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a bullmastiff? I'm very bad at dog brands, but just wondered. We just got a little bullmastiff pup here and she looks like yours.

[–]pilar1347 4 points5 points ago

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haha, dog brands. No, as far as I know he is a shepherd mix. I tell people he is part hyena though.

[–]selrut 0 points1 point ago

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Enhance.

[–]Damaband41 0 points1 point ago

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Uncrop!

[–]InternetsWasYes 188 points189 points ago*

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STEP THREE IS IMPOSSIBLE! WHAT IS WITH THE BLACK SQUIGGLE OUTLINE?

edit:

I did it! http://i.imgur.com/DPuND.jpg

[–]nemetroid 47 points48 points ago

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He looks like a British police officer.

[–]cronomagical 18 points19 points ago

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More like a present day vanilla ice.

[–]wslaven 0 points1 point ago

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Bobbyham Lincoln

[–]pedelor 0 points1 point ago

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the bobby!

[–]califrag 25 points26 points ago

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[–]jordan9001 18 points19 points ago

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I made the Extended Instructions for step 3! Sorry about the low quality photos. I hope this helps people.

[–]Borkz 4 points5 points ago

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Now im just stuck at 3B

[–]Ameister 0 points1 point ago

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Ihonestly have no idea how i got to it, but 3c was what did it for me

[–]meeohmi 17 points18 points ago

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Step fucking 5 is fucking impossible FUCK

[–]i_have_a_name 2 points3 points ago

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fuck

[–]elshizzo 0 points1 point ago

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I had more trouble with step 3. On step 5 all you do is pull out/up the top edge. It won't be flat, but once you get to the next step it will be.

[–]stupidlyugly 7 points8 points ago

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Dude, that's like eight bucks! Where'd you come up with that kind of scratch?

[–]InternetsWasYes 16 points17 points ago

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Woah there. Those pants are a $1 folded in half. I can't afford $2 pants.

[–]IcedZ 9 points10 points ago

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Can you provide a non-M.C. Escher version of step 3?

[–]InternetsWasYes 0 points1 point ago

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you kind of just have to play with it a bit. The only important part that comes from part 3 is getting the bill of the hat to pop out, after that you can just bunch up the bill any way you want to get it to frame the left of his face

[–]IcedZ 0 points1 point ago

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oooh, that helps actually. Thanks!

[–]Borkz 5 points6 points ago

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[–]brosephius 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Amusing 8 points9 points ago

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[–]NothingsShocking 5 points6 points ago

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step 2 to 3 doesnt even make sense.

[–]bijibijmak 0 points1 point ago

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He looks a little pale, what did you do to him?

[–]InternetsWasYes 3 points4 points ago

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I licked the lens of my camera before I took the picture

[–]pocketjunkie 2 points3 points ago

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I don't even know

what

ho

WHY

[–]ihahp 0 points1 point ago

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You didn't get the seal on the cap like it's a logo.

But still. B+. Nice work.

[–]j-mar 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT IS WITH THE BLACK SQUIGGLE OUTLINE?

It's from bad cutting/erasing in photoshop and then adding the black stroke outline.

[–]SuperSly 0 points1 point ago

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Step 1 is impossible :(

So broke.

[–]rbcb 0 points1 point ago

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The creator of this made an iPhone app with videos of each step. Why he made a free iphone app instead of just posting the videos is beyond me

It's called moneygami

[–]BladeTheme 0 points1 point ago

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How, please. Do you cut it somehow? w-t-f

[–]InternetsWasYes 0 points1 point ago

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just follow your heart. Also, the left part of the face does not matter so much after you make the hat stick out. DO whatever makes you feel good.

[–]mpcovcd 82 points83 points ago

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[–]Skwidwerd 14 points15 points ago

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Why must you tease us? The instructions, where are they!?

[–]myazishary 1 point2 points ago

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it's from a free program called moneygami01 on iphone

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No they are not. Only the one in the picture here is.

There are no instructions for many of those on the page there. Some of them were on amazon.co.jp when I first heard of these years ago.

I posted the link to moneygami01 yesterday in the previous $5 thread, but it went mostly unnoticed. It can only produce Kid Lincoln and not any of the others.

[–]ibopm 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, there are pages and pages of this shit. It's awesome.

[–]Tullymanbanana 132 points133 points ago

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John Wilkes Booth already capped Lincoln.

[–]McPantaloons 51 points52 points ago

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Too soon.

[–]jbkrule 8 points9 points ago

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But it's been over 22.3 years. It's funny now.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Has_Aides

[–]computron5000 21 points22 points ago*

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I double dog dare someone to explain step three

Edit: Triple dog.

[–]thevdude 5 points6 points ago

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Double dog dare means that you, as the darer, will do the dare with the daree.

[–]computron5000 2 points3 points ago

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We're currently at triple dog. That means you.

[–]thevdude 2 points3 points ago

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That would be the darer, the daree, and the darer's mother. :D

[–]elshizzo 0 points1 point ago

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I just folded how I wanted to to get it to look like step 4.

[–]Chewy954 20 points21 points ago

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http://i53.tinypic.com/nz4lzc.jpg

I got Jefferson a du-rag, gangster.

[–]FPS_Haggle 9 points10 points ago

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this is so awful i will upvote

[–]DumbledoreCalrissian 1 point2 points ago*

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Wait, I'm confused -- is the troll the bad du-rag or that it's Hamilton and not Jackson?

[–]machoman13 0 points1 point ago

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I cant tell, both are so good. awful.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Action Jackson be slippin in.

[–]littlespoon1 13 points14 points ago

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[–]buzzert 1 point2 points ago

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MAKE YOUR BED FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

[–]lies_aboutprofession 10 points11 points ago

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I work at the US Mint and we actually designed the new dollar bills so things like this could be made.

[–]Ameister 0 points1 point ago

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LIES!

[–]Jazzbandrew 10 points11 points ago

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I haven't given up that fast since a girl asked me for my name.

[–]mmpre 9 points10 points ago

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Good damn step one! Why can't I have 5 dollars!

[–]shakajumbo 7 points8 points ago

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Man up..do it with a penny!

[–]mmpre 46 points47 points ago

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[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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[–]shakajumbo 5 points6 points ago

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Hell yes you did!!

[–]stupidlyugly 1 point2 points ago

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He penny nailed it!

[–]cday119 0 points1 point ago

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what?!?!?

[–]ZamboniPalin 8 points9 points ago

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Try to fold that, I dare ya...

[–]MrRC 24 points25 points ago

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here you go; although I used an old $5 so it didn't turn out quite right.

[–]fake_doctor 4 points5 points ago

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You fool, you skipped step 10!

[–]piecat 2 points3 points ago

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I did it too, it doesn't look like too much of a hat for me...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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haha! Looks like a fedora!

[–]Spaceomega 0 points1 point ago

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Did you write on cloth?

[–]MrRC 0 points1 point ago

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Kleenex

[–]TheTwilightPrince 6 points7 points ago

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Steps 3 and 6 are hard.

[–]silence_is_golden 13 points14 points ago

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Step 3. What the fuck. Fuck.

[–]InTheMixofVotes 0 points1 point ago

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same - atleast neat as the picture depicts it to be.

[–]pinchynipple 5 points6 points ago

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team canada represent! http://i.imgur.com/8TGsX.jpg

[–]pocketjunkie 1 point2 points ago

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He looks like he has a candy scooper on his head.

[–]caecus 4 points5 points ago*

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[–]TheBunneh 11 points12 points ago

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I believe it says "Cap" Lincoln, not "Cap'n"

[–]cherna71[S] 10 points11 points ago

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Yes but I am referring to the act of putting a cap on Lincoln's head therefore the wording was motified...

[–]TheBunneh 12 points13 points ago

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Ah...well, just for future reference, Cap'n is shorthand for Captain.

[–]cherna71[S] 29 points30 points ago

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[–]TheBunneh 14 points15 points ago

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Yea, well, you suck in the sack.

OH GOD ITS TRUE.

[–]wootroot 17 points18 points ago

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OH GOD IT'S TRUE ftfy

sits here with a smug look

[–]cin_vhetin 5 points6 points ago

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OH GOD IT'S TRUE

FTFY

FTFY

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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go jerk off, loner.

[–]scrash 2 points3 points ago

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No but your right. I was expecting to see some sort of captain hat.

[–]biggiepants 2 points3 points ago

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Also cherna71 is wrong, he assumes TheBunneh is just being smuck, but he maybe, or probably, Bunneh posted his remark because he was confused by the Cap'n. Cherna71 is probably upvoted because people think the comic is funny.

[–]cherna71[S] 1 point2 points ago

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She* :)

[–]strongsauce 0 points1 point ago

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"you're"

smug

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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don't be smug, that kid is a stupid fucking retard who needs to learn his fucking lesson

lol jk, can you imagine

[–]dhardison 0 points1 point ago

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nailed it.

[–]mongoOnlyPawn 1 point2 points ago

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** O Captain! My Captain!**

*O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done; The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won; The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting, While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:

But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.*

and it goes on. Poem by Walt Whitman. See Wiki.

Used in Dead Poets Society and in The Truth Machine (1996) a science fiction novel by James L. Halperin about a genius who invents an infallible lie detector.

Ironically only the hero inventor of The Truth Machine can lie and only when he silently recites this poem about Honest Abe.

[–]Tomacco79 1 point2 points ago

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Cap'n Lincon=Captain Lincon Can n' Lincon= Cap and Lincon

That seems proper, anyone?

[–]imaginary_number 2 points3 points ago

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nup, the apostrophe shows that there are letters missing (tai). It would be Cap 'n' Lincon in the second case.

[–]imaginary_number 1 point2 points ago

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on a side note, cap'n is only acceptable if you are a pre 17th century pirate

[–]Tomacco79 1 point2 points ago

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AH! Fair enough. I've always used the n' but I will use 'n' from now on.

I guess the ' in and out makes the n a link between the two words?

Forgive me, I'm not an english major, but I have sold two screenplays :)

[–]imaginary_number 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, nbd - andcongrats on the screenplays! what were they?

[–]Tomacco79 1 point2 points ago

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Legally restricted from telling details :)

I can tell you one is a romcom one is a post-apocalyptic thriller.

I guess I shouldn't say sold as much as in development, I have made some money, but one should make me a fair bit of cash this coming year. If they actually get made then papa gets paid AAAAAAWWWW YYYYYEAAAAHHH!!!

[–]thevdude 0 points1 point ago

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It's LINCOLN.

[–]Tomacco79 0 points1 point ago

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Fair. Is it ok that I fucked it up since I'm Canadian?

[–]thevdude 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah.

[–]MariBelle 3 points4 points ago

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TOTALLY nailed it! http://imgur.com/r7C76.jpg

[–]jordan9001 2 points3 points ago

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Check my Extended Instructions for step 3. Sorry about the low quality photos. I hope this helps people.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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3c is still a little tricky but thanks for the help

[–]kensterdotnet 5 points6 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/LI6oW.jpg I didn't understand step 5 so I winged it!

[–]pocketjunkie 0 points1 point ago

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YOUR WINGS ARE FANTASTIC

[–]t0mmy9 2 points3 points ago

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great, now i just need someone to do something similar with English money.

[–]kousi 4 points5 points ago

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[–]wtfnoreally 7 points8 points ago

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[–]skizmo 3 points4 points ago

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Go ahead... we aren't stopping you.

[–]bitingmyownteeth 0 points1 point ago

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Bankruptcy may.

[–]t0mmy9 0 points1 point ago*

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yes! thank you! edit: gah no instructions

[–]Mordio 2 points3 points ago

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O Captain! My Captain!

Coincidence? You decide!

[–]joebobmikfiz 2 points3 points ago

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In my attempts i might have found Osama bin Laden .

[–]mesutim 2 points3 points ago

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What the hell?! Who makes a 10 step instruction for something that clearly needs 15 - 20 steps. After 15 minutes all I have is a mangled $5 bill and a bitter, sad hatred for origami. ‎( ,-_-)

[–]snowboardbro 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wow nice job brudda

[–]Apostalos 4 points5 points ago

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It took some doing but I finally got the results I wanted! http://i.imgur.com/o2KWC.jpg

[–]Technocore 3 points4 points ago

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That's a ballzy move to ramp 2 tyrano's humping

[–]nodnodwinkwink 7 points8 points ago

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Well since the OP is a bullshit liar and didnt mention that you need to use a scissors several times in this "origami" Mine turned out like Abe "Turban Wearing" Lincoln.

[–]Schadenfreude_Taco -1 points0 points ago

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I knew it had to have cuts in it or something because it is fucking impossible to make that fold in step 3 without them.

[–]splinters1987 2 points3 points ago

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i did it ok

[–]abrahamdrinkin 1 point2 points ago

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sweet, totally im gonna totally rock this on new years.

[–]shaggorama 1 point2 points ago

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hood pres

[–]positronJon 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad I wasn't the only one who found the directions difficult

[–]haibrid 1 point2 points ago

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http://imgur.com/eMq9s

not easy at all haha

[–]cdicenso 1 point2 points ago

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My failed attempt...

http://i.imgur.com/xl3Ud.jpg

[–]Mirf9 1 point2 points ago

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this isnt too bad...OMG STEP THREE DIE DIE DIE

[–]bobbyto 1 point2 points ago

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i want to physically strangle step 3

[–]Brudus 1 point2 points ago

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Those instructions look like they are for someone already pretty familiar with origami. Need some better instructions.

[–]Linneyyy 1 point2 points ago

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It kinda works on a $1 bill.

[–]brokecollegestudent 1 point2 points ago

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Am I doing this right? http://i.imgur.com/BZD5F.jpg

[–]flaim 1 point2 points ago

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[–]tehjocker 1 point2 points ago

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That's what hood dad carries in his wallet.

[–]Eddy23 1 point2 points ago*

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This is hard as hell when your only $5 bill is as crisp as toilet paper.

[–]Mell_Estor 1 point2 points ago

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[–]realist70 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin amazing.

[–]Grenata 0 points1 point ago

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What are you supposed to do with that fold in step 4?

[–]Ghenges 0 points1 point ago

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That's more like Hood Lincoln. AND SO IT BEGINS. or not.

[–]Robofetus-5000 0 points1 point ago

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Beiberham Lincoln?

[–]stupidlyugly 0 points1 point ago

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I don't have any bills in the house. Just a stack of quarters. Does anyone have a hack for this?

[–]5ivel 0 points1 point ago

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mine looks like mohammad.... =(

[–]myazishary 0 points1 point ago

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moneygami01 is the iphone app for this

[–]blacksteyraug 0 points1 point ago

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Can anybody break a 10?

[–]rothan 0 points1 point ago

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http://imgur.com/zavgn

Nailed it. Wrong 5 :(

[–]adubbz 0 points1 point ago

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Canadian version pls.

[–]ndchristie 0 points1 point ago

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i like in particular the stroked artifacts/stray pixels in step 3

[–]DonkeyPirate 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping to find him with a pirate hat on :'(

[–]Sobek 0 points1 point ago

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is nothing sacred?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I checked my wallet... but all I had was seven $20s and three $1s.

[–]godsperfectasshole 0 points1 point ago

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Where do I buy the materials for this?

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[–]AndreasG32 0 points1 point ago

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Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.

[–]AnAge_OldProb 0 points1 point ago

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The general is in town. http://i.imgur.com/FUQb6.jpg

[–]sw0 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SCope13 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone post more detailed instructions? Because this is awesome, but I don't think I could do it. :\

[–]BladeTheme 0 points1 point ago

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QUESTION! how do you do step 3?

[–]BladeTheme 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Shadowbubby 0 points1 point ago

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http://i.imgur.com/7KDad.jpg here's my attempt at cap'n lincoln

[–]eramos 0 points1 point ago

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Hood President

[–]brucegoose03 -1 points0 points ago

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In light of the presidential festivities...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX1niOT3OiA A Message from the President...