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[–]sCobra 1551 points1552 points ago

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Don't ever tell me I'm wrong again, I don't want to learn anything.

[–]Saevio 888 points889 points ago

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And even if I was wrong, I didn't ask you did I? So don't answer. Because I wasn't asking. THE QUESTIONMARK WAS IRONIC. Or maybe retardical. Whichever.

[–]anamnesies 606 points607 points ago

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Also, God is amazing, so, don't disprove stuff I made up in His name with science? You know? Whatever.

[–]frickindeal 418 points419 points ago

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Screw your science. My grandma sent me that FACT in an email. It has to be true because it was like the 10th time I've gotten that email.

[–]PARSLEYsage 335 points336 points ago

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This is a storey for they nerds and by they nerds!

[–]Cornelius_Talmage 147 points148 points ago

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Only they geek with they thick glasses read a storey like this!

[–]Fatliner 24 points25 points ago

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My son's friend erasmus with they thick glasses would like this storey. I can't stand when he come over

[–]jay-ho 24 points25 points ago

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Erasmus need they girlfreind.

[–]_ZUN_ 8 points9 points ago

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You funny, they no have girlfiends!!

[–]AtomicCJ 45 points46 points ago

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This will never get old. I still can't believe that she-beast can work a computer.

[–]BlackStrain 17 points18 points ago

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And it had like 20 Re:'s too so that means it's gone through a peer review process.

[–]princetrunks 68 points69 points ago

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yeah, and a few weeks later that fact will be in Time magazine. CNN is already reading tweets about it and on Monday they'll have a whole panel on the subject.

[–]metaranha 60 points61 points ago

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There, see? I just heard it on Fox & Friends. Gretchen Carlson wouldn't lie to me, would she? Answer: NO. pew pew pew

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 28 points29 points ago

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Haha bitches don't know Wikileaks will leak everything about Christianity in the future.

[–]bitingmyownteeth 11 points12 points ago

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And it will ALL BE TRUE!! There was doubt cast upon the masses for mass spin effect, to weed out the weak minded, non-believers! All Hail The Skywizard!

[–]Manwithtie 18 points19 points ago

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Here's science! The number of upvotes progressively declines with each comment!

Wait... then that means...

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[–]superfly15 163 points164 points ago

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TIL a new word. "Retardical". Awesome!

edit: added upvote to you!

[–]ApatheticDeveloper 22 points23 points ago

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There is going to be many comments in my code at my job coming up that will be using the term 'retardical.' It is the perfect word.

[–]HPIguy 17 points18 points ago

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Upvote for a new word I'll be using............a lot.

[–]shatteredmindofbob 316 points317 points ago

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...seriously. I hope this is fake. I'm not bothered by people being religious, but being intentionally ignorant? I just don't understand...

[–]BuzzBadpants 290 points291 points ago

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I have no problem believing that this is real, because I have interacted with people like this time and time again.

The difference is that people like that have a different definition of truth. To them, truth is something much akin to what they consider the nicest state of the universe is. This is how people deny evolution. It is literally because it makes them feel better to believe that they were designed for a noble purpose. Honestly, I kind of just feel bad for these fellows. It's not that they want to be ignorant of the facts, it's just that they find solace in the worldview they have, and we all display the same behaviors to a degree.

[–]ouroborosity 242 points243 points ago

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I once got in to an argument with a friend of mine about something sciencey, and her final end to the argument was, "That [fact] may be true, but I still don't believe in it."

I nearly popped a blood vessel. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

[–]Fuckin_Hipster 54 points55 points ago

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While explaining an ex's crazy behavior to her mother, I was told:

"I don't want to be open minded; I might get confused".

Her daughter, fair enough.

[–]GotTheHotsForMyAunt 106 points107 points ago

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THATS EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS AND DONT TELL ME ANY DIFFRENT BECUASE I WONT BELIEVE YOU ANYWAYS.

[–]kreatienmonstermb 43 points44 points ago

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Post some pics of your aunt.

[–]rageagainsthevagene 5 points6 points ago

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Sounds like how my brother used to troll me as a kid: "ok, whatever, you believe what you want to believe and I'll believe what's right." u mad?

[–][deleted] 79 points80 points ago

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I was having an argument with a girl that I was going out with and she was talking absolute nonsense.

She was mad at me because of something that I had done in a dream that she had had a few nights before and she wanted me to apologize for it.

I told her that that didn't make any logical sense.

She looked at me like she wanted to kill me and said "This has got nothing to do with logic. This is about me!".

I honestly tried not to laugh as I broke up with her there and then, but I just couldn't stop.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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My fiance did that once. Luckily tho she saw that she was being a little nuts and acquiesced.

[–]tomaschk 24 points25 points ago

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Thank you for dumping her immediately, amazing. You're a badass for that.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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To be honest, I was only going out with her for about two weeks and we were having the argument after about three hours of ignoring each other in a pub.

I think her plan was to ignore me until I cracked and apologized, but the fact that I didn't give a fuck really seemed to annoy her so she came over and decided to demand an apology from me while I was sitting with a group of my friends.

[–]kirksan 23 points24 points ago

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My otherwise intelligent wife has woken up pissed off at me more than once because of something I did in a dream. Making her bacon usually fixes the problem.

[–]cmurdock 29 points30 points ago

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And now you understand how "holy wars" come to be.

[–]mkantor 16 points17 points ago

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Some people believe truth is subjective, and the sad part is that it's not possible to "prove" them wrong.

My take on it is that objective truth is just so damn useful that it's silly to deny it completely. Without it there's no science, technology, farming, or really anything that makes us human. For fuck's sake, without it the question of "what did I eat for breakfast this morning" wouldn't even have a "true" answer.

[–]warbiscuit 33 points34 points ago

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Growing up, one of the most useful logical mantras I learned was "just because it makes you feel better, doesn't mean it's true". I think it was just an offhand remark, but it stuck with me. Thanks to that phrase, I've been amazed at the amount of subjective truth that's lingering around in our cultural consciousness, and lingering for no better reason than that it's more pleasant to accept than the objectively true alternative.

[–]Zarokima 12 points13 points ago

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I hope you're not still friends with that retard.

[–]SJ_Zero 118 points119 points ago

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A brief stint with nihilism will show you that every single first principle of our existence is meaningless. The human brain, thankfully, isn't rational enough to stick with this conclusion, so even though all of human culture and morality and principle is utterly meaningless, it's because you're human that you'll continue to value these things.

In cases like these, however, I always argue that if God created the universe, then studying the universe is studying God, and that denying the findings purely to adhere to dogma is heretical.

[–]TheNadir 30 points31 points ago

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Well said.

In cases like these, however, I always argue that if God created the universe, then studying the universe is studying God, and that denying the findings purely to adhere to dogma is heretical.

This is quite nearly how I would describe my "religion." My religion is science, but not science as in the process or method, but the actual subject of science: Our wonderful reality itself. Science is the correct way to "practice the faith."

Willful ignorance is denial of gods's true creation (assuming one believes). This Facebook user demonstrated that she cares little for divine truth and instead prefers dogma and close-mindedness.

Science is the true path towards enlightenment... whether god exists or not.

Ninja edit: Minor typos.

[–]procyon112 28 points29 points ago

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The bible agrees with your religion and condemns ignorant Christians in Romans 1:19-23

19 since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. 20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.

21 For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools 23 and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like a mortal human being and birds and animals and reptiles.

[–]EndersGame 11 points12 points ago

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I think you nailed it and I have been saying the same thing for years. The reason some of these nutjobs cling to their religion so much is the same reason they deny things like global warming. They are terrified of living in a world that has no plan or purpose or nothing watching over us. God is like their security blanket. Living life everyday with the possibility that global warming could fuck up the entire world or an asteroid could knock us out of orbit is like walking a dangerous tightrope and Christians use God as their safety net. I think that is one of the fundamental reasons why religion has become so powerful and reached out to so many people over the centuries. People naturally cling to it so they can live their lives more comfortably.

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points ago

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It's a dark, bitter world out there man..intentional ignorance is sadly a part of it.

[–][deleted] 103 points104 points ago

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What's this about ignorance?

Actually, don't tell me. I'd really don't want to know about it.

[–]4se 39 points40 points ago

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Yes, some people are happy being ignorant, it's the only time they aren't wrong.

[–]monkeyme 18 points19 points ago

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Okay that's cool and all but don't ever comment on my Reddit telling me this everrrr again. I didn't ask you, did i? Answer: NO.

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points ago

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She's not intentionally ignorant. She's humiliated and trying her best to salvage her pride but she doesn't have any good comebacks.

[–]Arf199 28 points29 points ago

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I think my favorite part is the 17 likes that guy got.

[–]dcbriccetti 4 points5 points ago

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Mine, too. In fact, I very much want to go “like” it myself.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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She's 'not intentionally ignorant' like I'm 'not intentionally angry' when I stub my toe on a coffee table and smash the thing to bits.

She may not be able to control her retardation, but she needs to take responsibility for it.

[–]BoogerPresley 41 points42 points ago

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"I'm on a mission from god to correct falsehoods in Facebook postings."

[–]theoreticallyme 35 points36 points ago

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We're getting the band back together!

[–]polynomials 26 points27 points ago

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ah yes, well you see, intentional ignorance is part of the reason that religions, and in particular Christianity, persist. Over the centuries, whenever a major scientific discovery is made that contradicts the bible, clergy scramble to either silence or discredit the discoverer, and when that inevitably fails, they are forced to fundamentally re-interpret the bible. That's the less shameless version.

This person is exhibiting the more shameless version, where they just tell the person to shutup.

[–]dudewhatthehellman 3 points4 points ago

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Well you should, and don't seek a rational explanation, it's easier for them to live that way.

[–]mynameisflorian 57 points58 points ago

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I've recently come to the sad realization that most people would rather be wrong than know that they are wrong.

[–]Grunterman 33 points34 points ago

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How does this man expect to teach that person something new WITHOUT common units! My engineering profs would eat him alive for using both kilometers and miles without a conversion factor

[–]phiniusmaster 14 points15 points ago

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No guy could ever comment with such successful bitchiness.

[–]zonination 174 points175 points ago

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Like: 17 people

This has restored my faith in humanity.

[–]dclowd9901 88 points89 points ago

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I didn't ask you did I? Answer: NO.

2 people liked this

This made me immediately lose it again.

[–]Illadelphian 41 points42 points ago

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Thats a pretty good ratio I think. Those were probably her close friends or something.

[–]SectuallyHarassed 25 points26 points ago

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I'd bet money that one was the same moron anyway.

[–]IFixedNothing 25 points26 points ago

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I'd bet money that one was the same moron anyway.

FTFY

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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I read that like 6 times before I read the username.

[–]dtrb 6 points7 points ago

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Well, the commenter can like their own comment. Pretty stupid, I know.

[–]Cribbit 6 points7 points ago*

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Edit: I'm stupid and reddit doesn't like deleting my posts.

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[–]jook11 251 points252 points ago

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Only if you live on the equator and do it at noon.

[–]Plattnerite 80 points81 points ago

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During an equinox.

[–]jxmitchell 45 points46 points ago

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I don't see what a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit has to do with it.

[–]WindySin 4 points5 points ago

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Esquilax: has the gentleness of a rabbit...MAKES YOU CRAP LIKE A HORSE!

[–]johnq-pubic 119 points120 points ago

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Congratualtions on your simple and elegant exposure of the girls lunacy.

[–]play3393 27 points28 points ago

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...and don't you DARE fly in a plane!

[–]a_true_bro 41 points42 points ago

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Well, if you had burned or frozen to death you wouldn't remember it, silly.

[–]cybrbeast 7 points8 points ago

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Actually I don't think that's a valid argument. Your position on the earth doesn't change the total insolation, moving the earth does.

[–]jahallah 332 points333 points ago

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** Fact- The earth is 5,000 years old. No one can prove me wrong.

[–]VoodooD2 431 points432 points ago

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Fact: I ride an army of lizards to work.

[–]AimlessArrow 145 points146 points ago

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Waiting for SureIllDrawThat...

[–]Sure_Ill_Draw_That 170 points171 points ago

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[–]cursh_on_SIDT 33 points34 points ago

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[–]LGBTerrific 8 points9 points ago

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You don't just have a cursh on SIDT, you're also stalking him. I wonder how SIDT feels about that.

[–]Testien 2 points3 points ago

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The style is very similar...

DUN DUN DUN DUN

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points ago

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Seeing as he's slacking, I'll pick up the slack, here's your picture buddy! *hugs*, *kisses*, *Licks* Mmmmmhmhmmhmmhmheheheayeah

http://i.min.us/jdPE7s.png

[–]VoodooD2 26 points27 points ago

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That's me! Although I don't see the rest of my army.

[–]Taurath 39 points40 points ago

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They're all chameleons obviously!

[–]SureIllDrawThat 376 points377 points ago

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I believe you mean Sure_Ill_Draw_That.

[–]aldld 188 points189 points ago

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Don't comment on his comment telling AimlessArrow he's wrong everrrr again. He didn't ask you did he?

[–]Buster_Only 32 points33 points ago

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Answer: NO

[–]dhop124 45 points46 points ago

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you are frrrrrkn awesome. this is why i love you.

[–]BArmstrong 46 points47 points ago

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xxxtraaa letterrrrrsssss

[–]Soulless 20 points21 points ago

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this is silly <its Sher@mie:)>

[–]RarneyBubble 193 points194 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]theholotrope 27 points28 points ago

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Fact: Gigli is the best film ever made.

[–]Brules_Rules 154 points155 points ago

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Fact: bears eat beats. Bears. Beets. Battlestar galactica.

[–]lock_sfoils 29 points30 points ago

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did you ask me to correct it - NO. but beats != beets

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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You beet me to it.

[–]apollotiger 13 points14 points ago

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No one can prove me wrong.

It’s true! Just check out the difference between, say, counterexamples to relativity and counterexamples to the Bible!

(The latter reminds me of Fight Club. THE FIRST COUNTEREXAMPLE TO THE BIBLE IS … THERE IS NO COUNTEREXAMPLE TO THE BIBLE. THE SECOND COUNTEREXAMPLE TO THE BIBLE IS … THERE IS NO COUNTEREXAMPLE TO THE BIBLE.)

[–]chu248 17 points18 points ago

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Fact- The earth was created last Thursday.

[–]MindStalker 10 points11 points ago

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All the memories in your head were simply put there by god to test your faith. Prove me wrong.

[–]chao77 8 points9 points ago

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Or right, but fuck finding out if you're right, yes?

[–]ani625 20 points21 points ago

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Did he ask you to reply to his comment? NO

[–]jonnie5 284 points285 points ago

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And I don't wanna talk to a scientist. Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed.

[–]kentrado 113 points114 points ago

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Are children small or just really far again?

[–]magister0 41 points42 points ago

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Are children small, or just far away?

FTFY

[–]Izzhov 28 points29 points ago

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I hate Insane Clown Posse so much.

[–]monkeyme 31 points32 points ago

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Fucking magnets.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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TIL that I will burst into flames if I climb a ten foot tall ladder.

[–]EnderofDragon 191 points192 points ago

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I really wish that every high school student had to take a course in logic so I wouldn't have to keep explaining to people the difference between facts, opinions, and "something I heard a guy say once"

[–]Saouka 69 points70 points ago

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Now that's just not true, our class in the UK did a whole half hour on these so called 'fallacies', and how good they are to use in arguments to make your point stronger!

[–]familyturtle 12 points13 points ago

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My entire year did AS Critical Thinking.

[–]reddit_user13 268 points269 points ago

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Anyone else bothered by the mix of km and miles?

[–]HitAndRunAccount 237 points238 points ago

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Miles should be banned on the Net, as well as other useless imperial units.

[–]JavaLSU[S] 336 points337 points ago

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Yeah, but mile-high club sounds better than kilometer-high club.

[–]Inverted_Inversion 194 points195 points ago

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Besides, you'd have to claim to be in the "1.6 kilometer high club."

[–]ani625 174 points175 points ago

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We're reaching new kilometre-stones.

[–]Rhendal 193 points194 points ago

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I'm listening to Kilometers Davis right now.

[–]ani625 119 points120 points ago

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I heard Kilometery cyrus smoke a bong.

[–]neodiogenes 75 points76 points ago

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Skilometer when you say that.

[–]Axemantitan 3 points4 points ago

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We're always trying to go that extra kilometer to get things done.

[–]BONUSBOX 5 points6 points ago

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or 111,120 kilometers under the sea instead of 20,000 leagues.

[–]grein 10 points11 points ago

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And if it was a nautical mile, it would be "1.852 kilometers high club".

[–]tian3312 23 points24 points ago

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The Scandinavians use mile for 10 km, which is also a common cruising altitude (unlike the statute mile):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mile#Other_miles

In Norway and Sweden, a mil is a unit of length which is equal to 10 kilometres and commonly used in everyday language.

[–]uwsdwfismyname 31 points32 points ago

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[–]brandx1982 28 points29 points ago

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Also Denver would suck if it was the 1.61 Kilometer high city.

[–]lambeco 10 points11 points ago

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Maybe... "klick-high club"? I guess that's not really any better.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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sounds like an STD.

Yeah man, I got the klick over denver :(

[–]treitter 16 points17 points ago*

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I'm absolutely sure part of what's keeping imperial units in place (where they are) are the fact that the common metric units have far more syllables.

foot: 1; meter: 2

mile: 1; kilometer: 4

inch: 1; centimeter: 4

pound: 1; kilogram: 3

gallon: 2; liter: 2

Even the incredibly-awkward "foot-pounds" is a wash with "newtons".

Metric wins with Joule (1) vs foot-pound (2).

So I think we really need a complete, consistent system along the lines of "kilometer" -> "klick" (though a little /more/ consistent, I guess. "kim"?).

edit: formatting the list

edit 2: corrected foot-pounds comparison.

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[–]deflective 5 points6 points ago

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but the klick-clique could work

[–]Potatoguy123 81 points82 points ago

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Did America ask you to badmouth our chosen units of measure? NO

[–]comment_depot 47 points48 points ago

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And don't ever comment on my comment again.

[–]OblioNilsson 32 points33 points ago

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FACT: A mile is greater than a kilometer. Therefore, America rules.

[–]techsticle 3 points4 points ago

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For anyone wondering, that's not true. 1)The Americas encompass the entire Western Hemisphere: from Northern Canada to the southernmost tip of Chile. The Americas cover 8.3% of the Earth's total surface area (28.4% of its land area) and contain about 13.5% of the human population (about 900 million people). 2)Therefore, attributing the imperial system of measurement to all of America would throw hundreds of millions of illegal immigrants into the United States' sphere of influence and we would either have to change all of our keyboards to accept an array of weird accented letters or be thrown head first into a managed health-care system.

The United States is not America.

[–]arichi 20 points21 points ago

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The Metric system is great... if you're a drug dealer.

[–]johnq-pubic 12 points13 points ago

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Discovered this in school when all the druggies easily mastered the metric system.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago*

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Actually in Canada drug dealers use imperial. But we build the prisons in metric.

[–]down_with_whomever 22 points23 points ago

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As an American, I just think of a kilometer as the short man's mile.

[–]sprucenoose 16 points17 points ago

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In the US we actually call it the English system. It's an even older version of the British imperial system. While they're not useful for critical measurements, a headache to compute and difficult for those unfamiliar to get a hold of, English units so have more personality and history associated with them. It would be a shame to see it disappear entirely.

The names involved connect measurements to life (and often history). A foot's about the size of your foot and a yard is one pace. A cup is about what fits in a cup and a pint is a beer glass. We have a spoon for tea, a table spoon, or just a pinch. Most were about facts of agrarian life, and were intended just to give the listeners a commonly understood idea and reference point for the measurement, rather than a scientific standard.

Some of the less common ones are surprisingly still in standard use. Horses are often measured in "hands" (there are also "palms" - an inch smaller since you're not using your thumb, as well as "digits", "fingers", "nails" and "spans"), while some commodities in "bushels". Of course, oil and spirits are still measured in "barrels".

Most of the most interesting ones are never used any more, such as a "knight's fee", a "mouthful", a "hogshead", a "barleycorn", or a "Ramsden's Chain". Next time someone tells you it's ten meters away, respond "Ah, you mean one Gunter's chain. Why didn't you just say so?" You're helping history live on! (and es, possibly losing a friend...)

Even in the US we use metric for most important measurements, and only use the English units for cooking, travel and personal uses. Pretty much every other country has been forced to standardize even those uses. People can of course use the metric system, but once you're used to it the English system isn't difficult, and if one gives it some thought, it's pretty interesting.

[–]jetmark 104 points105 points ago

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thin the herd, thin the herd!

[–]IronRectangle 58 points59 points ago

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Sadly someone just like her will mate with her, making more of them :-/

[–]jetmark 114 points115 points ago

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sterilize the herd, sterilize the herd!

[–]JackLint 8 points9 points ago

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Eat the herd, eat the herd!

i like burgers and steaks

[–]WeaselJester 4 points5 points ago

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Sadly my many letters to political figures asking them to propose mandatory birth control in the nations water supplies until such time as couples pass a parenting test other than the practical has yet to gain traction.

[–]cmurdock 22 points23 points ago

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dumb people sure like to have kids

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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she's comin' right for me!

[–]i700plus 446 points447 points ago

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That girl needs a punch in the face...

[–]acog 716 points717 points ago

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Did she ASK you for a punch in the face? NO.

[–]princetrunks 37 points38 points ago

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Her profile is probably loaded with duck-face photos...she's definitely asking for a punch in the face.

[–]bigjohnstud 60 points61 points ago

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CONFIRMED. I threw bread at her photo and it "liked" it.

[–]ani625 149 points150 points ago

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Now we all know NO means YES.

[–]didyoupoop 117 points118 points ago

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That's how my rape problem began...

[–]Nessus 27 points28 points ago

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Well, stop telling me no when you mean yes and we wouldn't have a fucking problem, would we, didyoupoop? NO.

[–]Kelvin_Inman 39 points40 points ago

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** FACT

[–]BuzzBadpants 21 points22 points ago

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Of course. It is well known that punches to the face are the best way of getting a person to see the light of reason.

[–]Dshark 16 points17 points ago

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Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs. No one is entitled to their own facts.

[–]KoalaBomb 55 points56 points ago

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Served.

[–]LesserEvil665 60 points61 points ago

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BY SCIENCE

[–]alfis26 41 points42 points ago

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I think the official reddit term is SCIENCED, BITCH!!!

[–]SectuallyHarassed 7 points8 points ago

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SCIENCE'D

FTFY

[–]deusexlacuna 14 points15 points ago

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I don't think she understands the nature of a facebook status update.

[–]barnwecp 11 points12 points ago

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"I didn't ask you did i?"

Ummm... not me specifically, but you did ask the Internet, which includes me... so... yeah. Yeah, you did.

[–]eWaffle 30 points31 points ago

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"Fact." -Brian Wilson

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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""Fact." -Brian Wilson"

-eWaffle

[–]FrakinA 38 points39 points ago

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Didn't you mean eCarrots?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Dr_T_Sanchez 24 points25 points ago

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FACT: Jesus came out of a cave and farted us all into existence. If we leave that cloud, we all die.

[–]ZMeson 10 points11 points ago

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Followed by another science fail:

3) If your claim was true any moderately sized earthquake could take us out of the habitable zone.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago*

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I'm in the army, in Iraq right now, and our entire unit had to be evaluated recently to see whether or not we would be "High Risk" soldiers when we redeployed to the states with a questionnaire. One of the questions asked on it was whether or not we believed in a higher power. If we answered no than that would be one strike against us for being a "High Risk" soldier.

Edit: Well, this is what I get for having multiple reddit tabs open at the same time I guess...at least this one still had to do with religion so it wasn't completely out of context.

[–]JiveTolkien 31 points32 points ago

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IMMA LET U FINISH, BUT .98 AU IS THE BEST SOLAR HABITABLE ZONE OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!!!!

[–]Seefor 9 points10 points ago

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Ouch, stupid hurts on so many levels.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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If you don't post names, the Internet can't exact justice.

[–]Ta7herton 69 points70 points ago

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Damnit. I swear us Christians aren't all idiots.

[–]Merendino 43 points44 points ago

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You'd better start trying to prove it 'en masse'.

[–]Igggg 13 points14 points ago

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He doesn't have to. Judgments about an entire category of people based on behavior by specific members of that category are, by and large, not logical. In other words, if someone claims to be a Christian and does something you don't like, that doesn't automatically make all other Christians responsible for his behavior and required to prove their innocence.

[–]OJSlider 66 points67 points ago

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Here's what bugs me, speaking as a religious person, and seeing this kind of blatant ignorance in the face of quantifiable facts. If you make a post like this, and then somebody corrects you with science, how about A) A little bit of humility, which is (or is supposed to be) basically the entire foundation of Christian life and B) A little bit of reverence/credit for the creator Himself? So the habitable zone is not exactly 10 feet on either side, and you got called out on it, and you're embarrassed -- does that make it any less cool that the Earth is in a habitable zone at all? Should we not still be thankful that we're alive and that our planet is habitable just because our measurements were a little bit off and someone told us?

But to me it looks like she's not even arguing on religious grounds like "Nuh uh, you're wrong, my God told me that it was 10 feet, lalalalalalalala" and it looks more like she's just embarrassed and prideful and getting mad at the guy for correcting her. I'm not sure which is worse.

But most importantly, that girl is probably a slut.

[–]Igggg 43 points44 points ago

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You seem to be confusing Christianity and the fundamentalist pseudoChristian cult that took hold in the United States and that shares nothing with Christianity but name and some terminology.

[–]ope4 43 points44 points ago

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Why do they always black out the heros name too?

[–]arichi 16 points17 points ago

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Or the one swear word at the bottom?

[–]16isagreatnumber 37 points38 points ago

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Why do they bother blacking out anyone's names?

[–]rustynosebleed 97 points98 points ago

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If they displayed the names you could search Facebook for the people, find that they don't exist and then realize the entire exchange is fake. Basically it's magic.

[–]ewest 13 points14 points ago

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So 4chan doesn't get on the dumbass in everyone of these and spam their facebooks.

The way they act though, they should be able to. Them and the people who "liked" the comment that blatantly showed they wanted to stay in ignorance.

[–]lambeco 160 points161 points ago

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_______ Fail ... ________ Win

I cannot wait until this shit dies.

[–]whitelightbrown 118 points119 points ago

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It died in 2005.

[–]SonicTsunami 203 points204 points ago

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....and was resurrected on the third day.

[–]rakantae 244 points245 points ago

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Isn't god amazing?

[–][deleted] 100 points101 points ago

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Did I ask you if god was amazing? NO

[–]anachronic 19 points20 points ago

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FACT

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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FACT: If that woman's IQ was 10 points lower, she wouldn't be able to form coherent sentences.

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[–]ZMeson 4 points5 points ago

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No they don't.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Should have left her name visible to shame her

[–]crowbarhamlincoln 6 points7 points ago

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If I shit anywhere except for in this tiny bowl in the smallest room of my house, my whole house would smell like shit. God is amazing!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I think it's amazing that God created such stupid arrogant people who merely live under the facade of humility and imagined intelligence.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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science fail, followed by science win, followed by humanity fail.

[–]RickRussellTX 2 points3 points ago

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[–]VictorianMeme 6 points7 points ago

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I shall give this young lady some empirical science, for it is often said that the ladies love empirical science.

Good day, sirs.

[–]WaywardZ 4 points5 points ago

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It makes me insane that someone who posts on their wall (in otherwords; non-private message) gets angry when someone comments in a correcting or negative manner.

"I didn't ask you to comment."

You didn't ask anyone to comment, but the only one that you took offense at was the one who quoted science.

[–]fimmwolf 4 points5 points ago

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**FACT - If the failbook OP was 10 feet closer to a real book, and 10 feet further from the Bible he'd only be a religious nutter, and not a moran to boot.

[–]Brad777 59 points60 points ago

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Haha then the bitch got all pissed because you corrected her.

[–]srowland 186 points187 points ago

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Check this guy out! He got the joke!

[–]jasher 89 points90 points ago

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Did he ask you to comment on that? NO

[–]tallwill514 11 points12 points ago

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Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Don't answer, I don't want to know.

[–]microfortnight 13 points14 points ago

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Magnets are made from little pieces of people like Romeo and Juliet, who are attracted each other, but for some reason can never be together...so they are hacked up and sold as "magnets" It's simple really.