The ultimate in Parental Trolling - Frogdad

roymustang86 · 1 year

reminds me of this one SMBC comic, where the dad leaves a video on the boy's computer saying:

"Son, I know you are watching porn, but there is one video on this computer which has your mom in it. I wont tell which one".

outhere · 1 year

Here's one -

Yell at my baby brother for messing with my stuff

Dad get mad

Dad tells me "You ain't shit!"

Dad hits me in the face.

Dad says "Stop crying you pussy."

...Yea. I remember that time.

oryano · 1 year

I would read a blog consisting only of dad revenge stories like these.

bolivious · 1 year

It's hilarious to think about the Russian neighbor going along with all of these pranks. Wtf?

bfodder · 1 year

I hope that I will be a father of this quality someday.

dorsiasnice · 1 year

reminds me of the Arrested Development on armed man lessons

WigNut · 1 year

This makes me want to have kids so I can troll the shit out of them.

Too bad I'm on reddit.

ani625 · 1 year

Related - What's your best troll dad story?

[deleted] · 1 year

Wow that's epic. My dad only pulled 2 real good trolls on my siblings and me:

Once he woke up my sister and went, "Get up! Get up! It's Christmas!" After letting her excitement build he broke the news that it was in fact both Monday and a school day.

The other time when I was really little he put my favorite toy under my bed, I wanted to play it before bedtime so he told me where it was. I ran upstairs and started crawling under my bed to find it when he yells upstairs "Just be sure that the monster under there doesn't get you!" I came out from under that bed like a bat out of hell, toyless.

Foobu · 1 year

No way this is real! One can only dream. Was entertaining, nonetheless.

Supersimmo · 1 year

Wow.

That reminds me of the times my dad never did any of these things.

Sigh

jonsayer · 1 year

My dad used to troll my sister real bad. He used to tell her that the people in charge of the calendar made a mistake the year before by putting two extra days in that weren't supposed to be there. They had to correct it by taking two days out this year, which just so happened to be her birthday and Christmas. The whole family would play along, too. We'd say "oh yeah, I heard that in the news" and so forth. She believed it every time. We did this to her for years. It was great.

Now my sister backtrolls him by having him cosign on her apartment and then not pay her rent. Karma's a bitch.

jaeldi · 1 year

Is this person's childhood example of how people end up as regulars on 4chan?

Heaps_Flacid · 1 year

I thought my parents were good at this, turns out they're smalltime.

yacob_NZ · 1 year

I am commenting (and upvoting) simply to add some heat. That is one of the most insanely genius things I have ever read about.

I need to know more of Frogdads shenanigans.

Sleezy_T · 1 year

Back in my day parents showed they cared by hitting you. At least that's what I tell myself.

psymon · 1 year

I would like to purchase one of those "that's what she said" devices.

harryISbored · 1 year

My son is four years old. Thank you for this

thelurkerx · 1 year

We used to drive my mom crazy. She knew we'd wait for her to go to sleep, then sit up watching TV, and she'd eventually wake up, storm in, yell at us, and make us go back to sleep.

One night, we decided it would be funny to prank her. We took every single sock we owned and draped them over the blades of the ceiling fan. Then we made enough noise to wake her up. She came storming in, flipped on the fan/light switch, which we'd set to high, and socks went fucking everywhere. I thought her head was going to explode.

Seffer · 1 year

I hope I have kids so I can be a father of this caliber someday. And hopefully they will post my stories on the internet and i will be e-famous.

saralk · 1 year

If I was the kid, I'd do stupid stuff just to see what my dad would do to me.

gadimus · 1 year

Anyone else feel like calling bullshit?

davejr · 1 year

Everybody needs something to talk to the therapist about...

yoshhash · 1 year

my dad used to hide my glasses, sometimes for up to a week, to "teach me a lesson" if he thought I was not caring for them properly (sometimes I was, sometimes I wasn't). I was too scared of him to confront him. Hilarious now, but it sure wasn't then.

stevendfb · 1 year

I can see frogdad as the mature form of bachelor frog, or bachelor frog who forgot to put his safety on and now has a kid to deal with (and too much time on his hands).

Dracius · 1 year

Odd... No one is calling this fake.

My reddit must be in offline mode.

lintacious · 1 year

All those stories reminded me of the Mrs. Piggle Wiggle books.

isankit · 1 year

Funny despite the eye-straining color combination.

Protagonista · 1 year

And I thought I grew up on tiptoes. My Dad would fly into an insane rage whenever I left the garage light on. Took me years to figure out that insane rage was just his preferred mode of operation. He just needed something to turn on the juice. Now that the kids are all grownup, he as newspapers AND Fox News. He's so miserably happy now.

mostlycareful · 1 year

The only way my parents trolled me was to have me run into the video store to drop off a movie and then when I came out the van was moved and I couldn't find it.

Parents, this may get you a laugh but it's not worth the trauma this puts an awkward child through.

FaaipdeOiad · 1 year

This guy must have attended the George Bluth school of parenting as well.

PainusBrainus · 1 year

Arm flys off "And thats why you throw out the milk carton."

Sewermutt · 1 year

... wtf did I just read?

acerbicmom · 1 year

This makes me rethink every parenting skill I have.

Siegfried262 · 1 year

Call me crazy but with the frog beanies showing up everywhere did anyone else think of the Slender Man?

Smnynb · 1 year

Nice imagination he's got there.

todddelray · 1 year

funny story, but dad is psycho

Mercuryblade18 · 1 year

There is no way that kid's dad is not an engineer.

[deleted] · 1 year

God I hope everyone that is thinking this is true is trolling me... please tell me my reddits isn't broken

mage2k · 1 year

That makes me wan to have kids just so I can fuck with 'em when they screw up.

NewCleus · 1 year

I've never wanted kids before this post. Now it seems tempting.

Facepuncher · 1 year

Hoping beyond all hopes this shit is real.

Tief · 1 year

I have my 6 year old son convinced that you turn on the car interior light by a mental switch. You just have to think hard enough. The switch is focused on the driver but if he really tries he can get it to turn on. I'll hear him muttering turn on turn on with his face all shrewd up trying to mentally turn it on. So I hit the switch and ask him to stop doing that.

Khatib · 1 year

And that's why, you always... leave... a note.

redline582 · 1 year

I aspire to achieve parenting of that level someday

EmperorSofa · 1 year

After the first couple of times i'm sure i'd be scared shitless. After that I'd be carved out of wood, just getting pissed off when shit like this happens.

lazy-bear · 1 year

This is by far the best list of trolling by any means!

SmokeyDBear · 1 year

Suddenly I want children.

FlyingSaucerAttack · 1 year

I remember my Dad pulling a few pranks on me and my brother. The first scenario that comes to mind is this one time when I ran out into the backyard with my underwear on to grab a toy. I was running as fast as I could so that there was no chance a neighbor could see me. As I'm on my way back inside the house, my Dad yells, "HEY MIKE HOW ARE YA DOIN (Mike was our neighbor)?" My neighbor wasn't actually there.

Sketch3000 · 1 year

I only hope that when I have kids I can be creative and effective rather than simply getting angry.

This remind me a lot of the J Walter Weatherman lessons on Arrested Development.

[deleted] · 1 year

Trolling != Pranking.

Weemz · 1 year

Fuck S%!t My Dad Says, they need to make a show based on this guy called S$%*t My Dad Does

GoLightLady · 1 year

As a kid I could see that being annoying and scary as hell. As an adult, funny as hell. You've got a 'Shit my dad says' situation. Smart man. (?!)

Vonthin · 1 year

This sorta reminds me of Arrested Development where George Sr. Would hire the one arm man to scare their kids and to teach them a lesson

khaos4k · 1 year

This is like some wonderful combination of Calvin and his dad. Calvin's dad would always troll him, but simply by feeding him bad information. Calvin himself had the fantastic imagination and penchant for spectacle, like the snowmen meeting their doom. I think Frogdad is Calvin as an adult.

fifth0 · 1 year

Reminds me of arrested development. hah

[deleted] · 1 year

This guys dad is fucking awesome, hell with that lame shit my dad says TV show, we need this guy on TV right meow

P_Bunyan · 1 year

These would be so much better if every one ended in "And that's why you don't _______"

IllBeBack · 1 year

That's really some crazy stuff.

Shit, I'd be glad if my dad had ever done anything with me when I was growing up. Never even had a meaningful conversation. He was always at work, but when he was at home, he never had much to do with me or my sister.

:sad face:

At least I'm not that way with my own son.

AlbertSnow · 1 year

My dad trolled me by saying he could see through the road signs facing in the opposite direction. He could always tell us exactly what kind of curve shape was on them (like a single curve, an "S" shape, etc.) Didn't figure out for several years that he was just paying attention to the road we had just travelled on.

When my daughter was about seven, I told her that the orange balls on power lines were so that when the flood waters got that high then the balls would keep the power lines floating on top of the water. She believed that for several years.

The tradition continues.

[deleted] · 1 year

I am a bit shocked by everyone saying that they love this dad and want to be a parent like him. Unless they are trolling? In my humble opinion, what you are teaching your kids, is to never make mistakes because otherwise you will "get it" for weeks. And what is the fun part for the kids? Or is that not the point. In that case I'd consider it punishment. And very much out of proportion.

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