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[–]alphamike3000 84 points85 points ago

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Which one is ninja? I would say the pole--by the time he even noticed it was there, it had already hit him in the face.

[–]ironsoul[S] 50 points51 points ago

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Totally the pole, not only was he unseen, he was also unfazed by the brutal attacks from those three gentlemen.

[–]ascottmccauley 57 points58 points ago

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I think there is a ninja behind the pole that we can't see.

[–]ironsoul[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Mind Blown!

[–]axelillo 2 points3 points ago

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He is gone by the time the they start attacking the pole

[–]RabidBadger 1 point2 points ago

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I think the one on the right is the ninja, and in fact I think he is a reincarnation of Liu Kang with that super sick punching motion

[–]nitplcker 1 point2 points ago

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Ninja is disguised as old man with cane. Middle of background... reveals himself from behind pole... slowly turning. Then disappears just as the guy from the right is about to reach him. Ninja.

[–]punchingtrees 0 points1 point ago

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obviously the pole, it was pretty one sided

[–]killer_tofu89 0 points1 point ago

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poles don't have sides

[–]punchingtrees 0 points1 point ago

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actually they have one side, that was the joke...

[–]druzix 40 points41 points ago

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So a ninja walks into a bar...

[–]AuntieSocial 2 points3 points ago

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I think this is a trick, one those stories where all the people involved die at the end, and so couldn't possibly have shared the details of what happened with anyone.

[–]cowbandit 2 points3 points ago

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The bartender sa

[–]rinnip 1 point2 points ago

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... and nobody notices.

[–]grip -2 points-1 points ago

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and ordered a bottle of soju...

[–]CrypticPattern 17 points18 points ago

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I want friends like those, mine would probably run away and leave me to fight the pole alone :(

[–]FOXmademedoit 7 points8 points ago

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yeah whatever it is, i loved the fact that without even giving a fuck that its a pole, they just threw punches cuz their boy was doing it.

RESPECT!

[–]trolltimate 14 points15 points ago

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my crew > your crew

[–]readingrambo 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know, that stoplight pole looks pretty tough.

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[–]Peaches666 7 points8 points ago

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^ Shittiest Novelty Account.

Edit: One of the Shittiest.

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 2 points3 points ago

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Shittiest Novelty Account.

THAT'S NOT A NOVELTY ACCOUNT, THAT'S A SELF-PROMOTION ACCOUNT! (PRESUMABLY SEEKING AD REVENUE)

SO, YOU'VE PICKED THE ONLY ACCOUNT IN THE THREAD WHICH ISN'T HERE FOR THE PURPOSES OF NOVELTY AND NOMINATED IT AS THE SHITTIEST NOVELTY ACCOUNT...

[–]Peaches666 -2 points-1 points ago

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I didn't know it was such a harsh type of gig for you folks. I apologize.

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 1 point2 points ago

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I THINK MAYBE YOU MISSED MY POINT.

UNLESS YOU'RE HERE FOR BUSINESS, YOUR ACCOUNT IS A NOVELTY ACCOUNT. HERE, YOU'VE MANAGED TO FIND THE RARE EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A NOVELTY ACCOUNT.

[–]numbertwentytwo 0 points1 point ago

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22

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[–]numbertwentytwo 1 point2 points ago

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22

[–]numbertwentynine 0 points1 point ago

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[–]geesenator 9 points10 points ago

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three dudes one pole.

[–]akatherder 5 points6 points ago

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NEEDS MORE POLE

[–]glasspusher 0 points1 point ago

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that's what she said...

[–]dcss 0 points1 point ago

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Is the pole male or female?

[–]killer_tofu89 0 points1 point ago

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total waste of my $9.99

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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[–]tbone47 5 points6 points ago

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this pretty much goes for any asian country. Fights in asia involve mobs of people.

I was once in Taiwan and I tried to help someone who was getting beat up badly. Things quickly turned around and 5+ people were chasing me.

[–]ChicoStateDisciple -1 points0 points ago

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Very true, I lived in China for years and I never saw a fight the involved fair numbers. Also the irrational behavior of how quick they will gang up on someone or some poll for no reason.

[–]guest4000 7 points8 points ago

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Damn, they hate surveys too?!

[–]itsalawnchair 2 points3 points ago

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same goes for Bali (indonesia), many years ago I was there at a bar called Peanuts, one the favourite clubs for tourists back in the day.
Well about 5-6 locals were hassling a couple of girls, who clearly are not interested and are looking for help. I went over and asked them where they are from and if they are enjoying their holiday... blah blah, paying no attention to those locals. The girls keen to get out of the situation start chatting come over to my friend and I, soon after they take off, still shaken from the experience.
Anyway a little later on we start heading out and I noticed the 'leader' of those locals starts to gather his troops with a few nods across the club and slowly they start making their way to the exit behind us. I noticed this and I spoke to the bouncer ( who I had a friendly chat the and had bought him and his buddy a drink previous day, btw: their names are all numbers like 1,2,3,4, he was called Nyoman '3rd Child') so quickly let Nyoman know of the situation, he said don't worry about it. he quickly gets on his radio and summons a few more bouncers and they stop about 8 locals as they are exiting the club, (later on I found out they used the excuse to check if they are too drunk to be wandering the streets and got them to finish of some water before letting them go, which gave us a chance to go back to out hotel).
Well... I consider myself lucky as a couple of years later I heard a fellow Aussie got stabbed for defending his girlfriend after a similar situation. (however this type of situation is not unique to Asia, it happens around the world where tourists frequent, as there are criminal minded locals who are looking for easy tourist prey.)

[–]SmokyMcBongster 1 point2 points ago

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Urijah Faber beat some Bali ass in a club (and down the street, into a store and shit)... I mean, he got fucked up a bit, too, but he still beat some Bali ass.

[–]Lurking_Grue 5 points6 points ago

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That needed Yakety Sax.

[–]catsfive 4 points5 points ago

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Now that's being backed by your friends!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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A man walks into a bar. He and his friends kick its ass. THE END.

[–]azenone 3 points4 points ago

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No, THIS is Ninja!

[–]oN3xM 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit! Why does everyone on Reddit think of everything I think before I think it?!

[–]LAHAROFDEATH 0 points1 point ago

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at least you didn't blindly post it before discovering a redditor already thought of that.

[–]SimdudeS 2 points3 points ago

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Don't ever let anything disrespect you.

[–]tomparker 9 points10 points ago

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FUCKIN PORE!

[–]W_A_S_D 1 point2 points ago

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you mess with him, you mess with me

[–]awesomeideas 1 point2 points ago

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They are so incredibly bad-ass.

[–]spoiled11 1 point2 points ago

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Mother fucking wing men, how do they work?

[–]narcberry 1 point2 points ago

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How many times do you see a repost of a repost of a repost before you stop reading reddit altogether?

[–]leathergiggle 0 points1 point ago

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That's deep, man.

[–]Ferridium 0 points1 point ago

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Yo dawg...

[–]Operahat 2 points3 points ago

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According to a recent pole...

[–]hoswald 3 points4 points ago

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they're just following america's rules of engagement. if you feel threatened by the pole, knock the shit out of it

[–]amosharper -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't remember the bit where they arranged for a professional mate of theirs to extract the resin from the pole and sell it cheaply to others in their apartment block.

[–]basaltine 0 points1 point ago

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Beat it...beat it, no one wants to be defeated

[–]omnilynx 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like gangsta to me.

[–]skhisma 0 points1 point ago

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That's some serious street fighting.

[–]ElbowKnife 0 points1 point ago

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Idunno man, it seems like the pole was winning; it wasn't even getting tired for Pete's sake!

[–]lkraven 0 points1 point ago

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Ridicurous.

[–]AgonalSnackCracker 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I had friends like that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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lol I was the one that started all this ninja shit with the ninja kid, now when I try to do it I get down voted. Nice job reddit, I'm proud of you guys. Not, fuck you guys, I wish you never up voted me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is not ninja.

[–]PantsMcGee 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of playing GTA4. When you start a fight and you have AI buddies they will usually pull out guns and shoot up the place.

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[–]darthluke 2 points3 points ago

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No, no...this is from a documentary! Discovering ninjas.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The only ninja it is is repost ninja.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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anyone got source?

[–]ExParadox 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone notice the grim-reaper look alike at the end?

[–]erik4sale 0 points1 point ago

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i know who's not the ninja me for not being able to doge this video

[–]Joshua_Falkner 0 points1 point ago

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This has been reposted so many times, and every time I can't stop laughing...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They're just pissed because it didn't show up at Festivus last year.

[–]adan-nada 0 points1 point ago

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They can't be ninjas. I can see them...

[–]ShapkaSamosranka 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I get it, because it has asian people in it.

sigh

[–]LAHAROFDEATH 0 points1 point ago

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No, This is ninja!

[–]wepoint4 0 points1 point ago

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funny asians never fight one on one

[–]AngryHippy 0 points1 point ago

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They hate festivus.

[–]rhartman 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like kungfu panda to me.

[–]Gh05t007 0 points1 point ago

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Portrait of youth.. Retard starts a fight and the friends jump in... Pathetic.

[–]Lampmonster1 2 points3 points ago

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The pole clearly started the fight. It hit him right in the face when he wasn't looking.

[–]darthluke 0 points1 point ago

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Cheap Shot!

[–]Gh05t007 0 points1 point ago

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Cause and effect, my friend. He hit the pole first (with his head).

[–]winstonsmithwannabe -1 points0 points ago

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pole dancing for retards?

[–]jphw -1 points0 points ago

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I think the pole was the true Ninja.

[–]nicknamex -1 points0 points ago

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Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting..