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[–]BarfBag69 496 points497 points ago

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There's nothing quite like splitting a handle of gin at a two-man pajama party.

[–]guanwho 74 points75 points ago

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Holy shit, if I was ever inclined to get a t-shirt with somebody's post on it it would be this. Well done BarfBag69

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[–]Tarkaan 46 points47 points ago

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Or the right one.

[–]silletta 16 points17 points ago

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Go on...

[–]fredsface 7 points8 points ago

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Like they're homosexual.

[–]LuxNocte 5 points6 points ago*

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Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–]felix85 2 points3 points ago

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thats what HE said..

[–]jjason82 1 point2 points ago

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Is that actually offered somewhere?

[–]Tundrasama 9 points10 points ago

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[–]ComboFever 8 points9 points ago

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That link looks so questionable.

[–]Tundrasama 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, it's the comedy group including Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg.

The Lonely Island (WIKI)

[–]whodvthunk 36 points37 points ago

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THEN WHO TOOK PICTURE?!

[–]j1mtones[S] 30 points31 points ago

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The girlfriend who refused to drink.

[–]CountHempula 21 points22 points ago

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mom?

[–]WerewolfCircus 3 points4 points ago

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It was a timer and they posed for it. There are at least twenty more retakes.

[–]gomexz 4 points5 points ago

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Then who was camera?

[–]dontnation 35 points36 points ago

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disturbingly appropriate username/comment pair?

[–]anderr 7 points8 points ago

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Reddit, first you complain about girls being in posts for no reason. Now you complain about ONLY 2 dudes....WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, REDDIT

[–]hlfx 15 points16 points ago

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Bacon!

[–]za72 2 points3 points ago

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Go on...

[–]theflash52 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't even read your comment and had the exact same thought. Bacon for president.

[–]bigfig 7 points8 points ago

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Bro sex to follow.

[–]IPoopedMyPants 258 points259 points ago

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You drunk my battleship!

[–]mr_ratbaggy 128 points129 points ago

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Bottleship

[–]GloriousBastard 3 points4 points ago

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Brilliant.

[–]Atario 49 points50 points ago

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You sunk my Patrón Boat!

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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Blew it right into the Skyy

[–]TheMauveAvenger 31 points32 points ago

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Absolutly destroyed.

[–]ANatale 8 points9 points ago

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You brunk my tattlepish ish fish. Look! A fish!

[–]IPoopedMyPants 1 point2 points ago

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You better hold off on your drinking, ANatale. You're one shot away from blacking out and having your face covered with drawings of penises.

[–]ANatale 1 point2 points ago

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Its happened before. no doubt.

[–]brett1337 128 points129 points ago

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I am going to present this as my own idea to all my friends and they are going to think I am the coolest guy around.

Forever alone... inside.

[–]pillowplumper 29 points30 points ago

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Forever alone... inside.

This is such an important distinction. I could be surrounded by friends and acquaintances all day, but no matter how much time I'd spend with other people, there are certain periods of 'you-live-alone-you-die-alone' mentality that just can't be covered up with human interaction.

Deep thinking for a Friday morning, dude.

[–]floodslayer 2 points3 points ago

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Clearly the only reply for this morose mood is more battleshots

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, well, I'm just going to continue drinking in front of my computer by myself.

FOREVERER ALONER

[–]mct137 1 point2 points ago

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same here

[–]vortex30 4 points5 points ago

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same tbh

[–]ffffuuuuManChu 118 points119 points ago

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I'd rename the game to Battlesips just for increased punnyness.

[–]640x480 180 points181 points ago

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No disrespect to your pun, but Battlesips sounds like kind of a sissy game.

[–]ffffuuuuManChu 71 points72 points ago

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Uh, yeah. You're right. Sorry about that. Move along.

[–]PirateMud 48 points49 points ago

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Play it with entire bottles instead of shots and call it bottleships.

[–]glitchd 5 points6 points ago

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Thou will shalt be done. Will get beers in later and shall play this game.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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What about BattleShotgun? Keeps shot, increases badass

[–]acl5d 8 points9 points ago

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Already have that game, it's called Russian Roulette

[–]Tarkaan 15 points16 points ago

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My dad played that once. :(

[–]LuxNocte 5 points6 points ago

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I really hope you're joking, otherwise I'm a really bad person for laughing so hard.

[–]bboland 3 points4 points ago

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Once? My dad played that 3 times. Bastard wouldn't stop until he won.

[–]Kayin_Angel 1 point2 points ago

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Did he win?

[–]thepinksalmon 1 point2 points ago

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Nobody can win russian roulette. The best you can ever hope to do is not lose.

[–]bigfig 1 point2 points ago

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Pinky out, sip forth, sally ho!

[–]MLBM100 21 points22 points ago

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yeah I commend you for trying, but Battlesips sounds like a game you would play at a tea party.

[–]TheVagabond 66 points67 points ago

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I say, good show old bean, my chamomile destroyer was most handily thrashed. Bottom's up and all that. Cheers.

[–]MLBM100 27 points28 points ago

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Both players must also wear a top hat and a monocle for effect

[–]sindex23 21 points22 points ago

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Say what you want, but I'd play this game.

[–]pickyourteethup 7 points8 points ago

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More tea vicar?

[–]inajeep 2 points3 points ago

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What's his diocese?

[–]pillowplumper 2 points3 points ago

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[–]TheVagabond 5 points6 points ago

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Oh my, that looks a right good time. I fear at this rate I'll suffer the embarrassment of a tea shortage and the sinful pleasure of an abundance of enjoyment. To the parlor, lads.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Battlenips.

[–]coltks2004 11 points12 points ago

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Two guys playing "Battlenips" in pajamas.... Need I say more.

[–]Raziel66 36 points37 points ago

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Not to be confused with battleshits

[–]quickpost 13 points14 points ago

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battleshits

Truly, one of the greatest moments in American Cinema. Bravo!

[–]ew73 12 points13 points ago

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The accents make it classy.

[–]pacifiedcitizen 2 points3 points ago

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Definitely to be confused with the battleshits.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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wtf did I just watch?

[–]Liar_tuck 59 points60 points ago

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My son is turning 21 in a few months. I just figured out how we are gonna spend the night.

[–][deleted] 128 points129 points ago

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Old people on reddit scare me.

[–]Have-a-Muffin 1 point2 points ago

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The youngest father that I know of was 13 years old; if his son is 20, he could be 33 (turning 34 on his sons 21st birthday). Nothing scary about that!

[–]phormality 14 points15 points ago

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I hope it isn't his first time drinking if you are playing this. The players will need a pretty decent tolerance.

[–]devananne 9 points10 points ago

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I can't wait til my 21 in a couple months so I can have my first sip of alcohol ever too! That's how people still do it, right?

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[–]phormality 6 points7 points ago

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Sooner or later you'll end up filling them all the way up. It's always the way things go, for better or worse. Me and one of my roommates back in college used to play "sniper" beer pong as we liked to call it. Full cups placed randomly around your area of the table. Call the cup before you shoot; no slop.

... I miss college.

[–]LuxNocte 6 points7 points ago

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I would always decline to play beer pong with a glib comment. ("There are better ways to get herpes.")

The truth is just that I have poor aim.

[–]thepresident0001 1 point2 points ago

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That's why we play water cup and than you can have your drink of choice in hand.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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how exciting!

[–]Kranic 2 points3 points ago

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Upboat for being the dad any child could wish for!

[–]whothefuckknowswhat 3 points4 points ago

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Why, I can't drink with this man! He's my son!

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[–]orange_kevin 41 points42 points ago

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but one of the boards is made out of a pizza box, thus, order a new pizza, eat the pizza, PLAY GAME. Its a winning situation every time!

[–]pickyourteethup 78 points79 points ago

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Pizza companies should start printing these on the inside of boxes

[–]impyshaz 10 points11 points ago

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I concur, a few cents of ink and a redesign of a box to differentiate yourselves enough that people with drunken parties go out of their way to order from your place, and often times TWO so they can play. Seems sound, especially if you cater to that crowd already.

[–]cig-nature 1 point2 points ago

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Also, you can get two games out of each box easy. Just flip them so your new set of shots are on the previously marked-up side. And if you're still not hungry, switch to another colored marker.

[–]AlphabetSmut 9 points10 points ago

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Better idea is using a white-board. That's how we roll.

[–]TheBlackestManAlive 1 point2 points ago

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I would just take my game of Battleship and take a shot whenever I get hit.

[–]HermanTurnip 37 points38 points ago

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You sank my Jagermeister!

[–]bboytriple7 18 points19 points ago

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... in a glass of Red Bull!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Is that an actual drink? It sounds like pre-made vomit.

[–]lolbifrons 31 points32 points ago*

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[–]IAlmostHadAPregnant 16 points17 points ago

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"Submarine" is a similar drink in sweden. You sink a shot of Jägermeister in a glass of beer.

There is also a hardcore version called "The Russian Nuclear Sub" where you sink a shot of beer in a glass of Jägermeister...

[–]Condawg 7 points8 points ago

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Consequences will never be the same.

[–]Mr_Bog 6 points7 points ago

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successful troll is successful

[–]bboytriple7 6 points7 points ago

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Jägerbomb

They are the greatest shot ever created.

I prefer mine with Rockstar though...

[–]hatekillpuke 13 points14 points ago

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greatest shot ever

ಠ_ಠ

prefer mine with Rockstar

ಠ_ಠ

[–]xlance 6 points7 points ago

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You should fill the whole board with shots, except the ships. You miss, you drink. (probably lethal, but fun!)

[–]slightly_rippled 4 points5 points ago

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This makes sense. I'd like to propose, for consideration, this being combined with the 'strip battleships' rules, wherein for each ship sunk, you lose a garment.

[–]xlance 6 points7 points ago

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Babies will be made.

[–]pc1108 10 points11 points ago

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Win. Ordering Pizza now.

[–]bookey23 5 points6 points ago

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Don't forget to order 2.

[–]amishius 8 points9 points ago

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YOU SUNK MY LIVER!!!

[–]hansbrix 1 point2 points ago

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thats the best comment in the whole thread

[–]kykard 9 points10 points ago

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This game is absolutely genius. Each ship could be a different alcohol! Like...your cruiser is the best taste down to the worst tasting for the small two square things.

[–]objectivityissues 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe the larger ships could be more alcoholic (because taste is more subjective).

[–]gbc001 4 points5 points ago

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Genius, Why didnt i think of this earlier?

[–]phormality 2 points3 points ago

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You were drunk?

[–]sidepart 4 points5 points ago

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How about instead of just TWO people playing this game, you make two MASSIVE command centers like this with a fleet of about 4x as many shots. You'd play with an entire naval team.

That way everyone at your party can drink, or if the party goes somewhere else two people can step up and play a couple rounds still.

[–]kinematografi 4 points5 points ago

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I'm convinced that you photoshoped a bowl out of his hands and replaced it with a marker.

I know your tricks...

[–]rteague2566 2 points3 points ago

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Oh my god. This is all sorts of awesome. Tomorrow's Friday on game day weekend. This will be played.

[–]Zberry1978 2 points3 points ago

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Are you guys from Wisconsin?

[–]God_am_I_dull 2 points3 points ago

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Am I too old if I think, "Why is that guy wearing a hat inside?"

[–]11106 2 points3 points ago

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This is a great idea, but might I recommend using thumbtacks to mark the board off instead of markers so you don't have to spend time remaking the board each time.

[–]liberategeorge 1 point2 points ago

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Thumbtacks? I might recommend something sharper and easier to lose on the floor for this drinking game played in bare feet.

[–]howtodoit 5 points6 points ago

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We came up with a ton of these a while back but I can only remember some.

Battleshots was one of them

Snakes and Bladders

Tiddly Drinks

Connect : pour

Uzo (instead of Uno... yeah, not our best)

lamb RISK o (rubbish and takes too long)

Glass Who (this is a dangerous one)

Booze o (instead of cluedo, another naff one)

I'll edit if I remember more :)

[–]wintre 1 point2 points ago

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add whiteboards and the boards can be used forever!

[–]BickNlinko 1 point2 points ago

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Me and my roommate are totally playing this next time we order pizza.

[–]HNW 1 point2 points ago

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I've got two pizza boxes right here and I'm going to go get some markers...THIS. GAME. WILL. BE. PLAYED!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm playing this tonight.

[–]j1mtones[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Make sure to wear your pajamas.

[–]Luxin 1 point2 points ago

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If we had thought this up in college I would have died of alcohol poisoning!

[–]Jasonlovestummyrub 1 point2 points ago

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Saw this in an alley of Big Lots this year:

http://imgur.com/g6Dze.jpg

[–]WorkingDead 1 point2 points ago

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Well, there goes my weekend....

[–]npc902 1 point2 points ago

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The next morning you can play Battleshits.

[–]vegasaurus 1 point2 points ago

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Upboated :D

[–]1RedOne 1 point2 points ago

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I invented a set of Fighting game drinking rules for use in the large Street Fighter nights my friends and I have from time to time. Feel free to modify them and make them your own

Rule 1- If one wins more than three games in a row, a badass tax applies. This is in the form of a beer chugged, or a shot of whiskey or vodka. This tax must be paid every third set of wins. Once, I won nine matches in a row.

Rule 2- C-c-c-c-Combo Breaker! If one dethrones a previous champion (someone who has paid the badass tax for their current win streak), they must consume a shot of whiskey or vodka. They may--and often will-- optionally shout out the classic quote from Killer Instinct.

Rule 3- If at any point one gets their ass owned utterly, they may call for a Vodka Rematch and earn a chance at redemption. This may only be used once every five battles. To initiate the Vodka Rematch, the loser must immediately state their intentions, whereupon a shot of vodka will be provided for their direct consumption. Following the shot, they are allowed to attempt to regain their honor.

We had a number of other rules we invented over the course of the night like "Raging Demon Nachos" which was some dorito and salsa you had to eat if you got killed by Akuma's Raging Demon super move but the details are foggy, as I'd paid many a badass tax that night.

[–]thcobbs 1 point2 points ago

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Seems like rule 1 would be better applied on a sliding scale...

1.2.3 drink 4 drink 5 lose... :D

[–]ericanderton 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know which is more epic about this photo:

  1. The re-invention of Battleship using liquor
  2. The use of pizza boxes as a playing field.

[–]boxfactory 1 point2 points ago

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Patent this now!!!!

[–]piroplex 1 point2 points ago*

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A friend and I playing some Chesh. Black pieces go into whiskey (dark), white pieces into tequila (clear). For every piece you capture, you have to drink the contents of the glass. The better you play, the drunker you get :)

[–]richie311gocavs 1 point2 points ago

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"Now that I got me some Seagram's gin. Everybody got their cup but they ain't chipped in."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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white people...

[–]dhvl2712 1 point2 points ago

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Holy Shit this is brilliant!

[–]reverendchubbs 1 point2 points ago

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Feel free to re-post this to /r/DrinkingGames. We'd love to have your company.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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this is the best picture i've ever seen on the internet

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I would like to see the Battle 40s variation of this.

[–]mulone88 8 points9 points ago

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Explain these rules please.

Because this needs to be played.

[–]triceracop 38 points39 points ago

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Explain the rules? It's battleship. With shots.

[–]kasutori_Jack 22 points23 points ago

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Yes but do we use a D20 or D12?

I'm so confused.

[–]addandsubtract 6 points7 points ago

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Go on...

[–]johnsterx 1 point2 points ago

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So, you take two empty pizza boxes ...

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[–]orange_kevin 4 points5 points ago

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Because this is the internet, and people don't like it when people other than themselves know things ;)

[–]battleschooldropout 1 point2 points ago

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I can see it now, the Germans are attacking Pearl Harbor and the Captain says to his men. "Quick! Man the... row..... boat?"

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[–]battleschooldropout 3 points4 points ago

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Is the 2 hit boat in battleship called the row boat in some version of the game I haven't played?

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No, people are retards and probably just call it a "row boat". It looks like a patrol boat and is, in fact, a patrol boat.

[–]battleschooldropout 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen it labeled as either patrol boat or destroyer. I saw this when I placed a Google command on the internets.

[–]fuuu 12 points13 points ago

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Maybe 2 options...

1) If they call the square with your shot, you drink it.

or

2) They call all of the squares of your "ship" and you drink them all at once.

[–]Kweasel 14 points15 points ago

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Bonus points: Each time you miss, put about a finger's worth* of drink in a pint glass.

When you lose a ship, you down whatever was in the pint glass.

* quantity added may vary depending on how shit you are at battleships

[–]pickyourteethup 2 points3 points ago

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Other wise known as the gameover glass

[–]ericanderton 1 point2 points ago

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Not quite. Depending on your constitution, you may have as long as 15 minutes to get some good decisions in before that takes effect.

After that, yeah, game over. Just like the "grog bowl" in King's Corners. You can keep playing after that, but you probably won't be able to.

[–]j1mtones[S] 1 point2 points ago

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We were thinking about making the loser drink the leftover shots but that seemed too harsh on a Thursday night.

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[–]TheUbermensch 10 points11 points ago

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Rock'em Sock'em winos?

[–]MLBM100 28 points29 points ago

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Don't Wake Alcoholic and Abusive Daddy?

[–]Distreaction 3 points4 points ago

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I've been playing "Guess Who's Drinking?" for a while now. Guess who, with the faces replaced with our mates. Every time your opponent knocks down, let's say, 4 faces on their side, you drink 4. You can identify people with things other than facial features too. "Has your person ever hooked up with Jess?" Mass hilarity all round

[–]Torg0 4 points5 points ago

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Electronic Battleshots is way better.

[–]meggv676 1 point2 points ago

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oh boys, i love it.

back in the day, we would fill a table with red cups and put a shot or beer into it [ala battleship style]. we would then resume to shoot at them with ping pong balls. it made for epic battles such that of your own!

[–]chuck_finley17 2 points3 points ago

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I do believe that friends of mine coined the term "apongalypse" for this very game. Some slight variations:

-fill table (sometimes two tables side by side to accommodate large amount of cups) with mini solo cups

-you can add landmines that are filled with liquor of choice that shooter must drink if hit

-teams of 5 and thus 5 ping pong balls instead of the regular 2

[–]MzScarlet03 1 point2 points ago

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it would be better if you put a divider up before you shot, so you were shooting blind (not sure where the cups were lined up), but you would be able to figure out where the cups were based on the trajectory of the ball, the noise it made hitting off cups, and where it was heading when they sunk into the cups and that team had to drink

[–]bboytriple7 1 point2 points ago

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While this looks awesome, the best drinking games are the simplest ones.

I'd destroy the game board and break all my glasses halfway through the game.

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you suck at drinking. come to poland, we need no games around here.

[–]j1mtones[S] 1 point2 points ago

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To give credit to where it's due, I got the idea from here. Since we had a surplus of vodka and gin, we decided to replace the beers with shots. Now I'm late for work.

[–]scoofy 0 points1 point ago

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i never thought of what an empty pizza box might be useful for... good work men, papa john will be proud...

[–]pickyourteethup 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god, my world just exploded

[–]pabstcity 0 points1 point ago

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I first heard about this game a while back, after being on the internets for most of the day. It (apparently) started in Germany, and they call it mischeversenken, which means "sinking of [mixed] drinks", I think.

[–]CaptainMiserable 0 points1 point ago

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Great game. Till you get towards the end and it becomes a battle of life or death. Lose to many ships and its going to be one dangerous drive home.

[–]woohhaa 0 points1 point ago

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The game shortly after is called puke-arama.

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hard core drinking game? why is the guy on the right having a cup of tea?

[–]war_whale 0 points1 point ago

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Welp, I know what to do with the pizza boxes stacking up in the kitchen now...

[–]synthesetic 0 points1 point ago

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A true gentleman's game.

[–]AlphabetSmut 0 points1 point ago

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And I thought my friends and I were the only ones who played this...

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Crazy college kids ;)

[–]AmbitionOfPhilipJFry 0 points1 point ago

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Clean up your room. Jesus. Bike, shoe, book, remote, jacket.

[–]Kevlaaar 5 points6 points ago

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I see no Jesus..

[–]windsorlad111 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a TFC hat?

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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Forever Alone together

[–]chrcha 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile in Scotland...

[–]Dippylala 0 points1 point ago

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I have a hen doo to go to next week, I think this has to be done!!!! Awesome idea!

[–]LostPhenom 0 points1 point ago

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Are those shot glasses filled with different types of alcohol? Because if its not, you pussies. If it is, sorry bros.

[–]madgambler 0 points1 point ago*

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Surely depending on the availability of alcohol and funds you could arrange shots to form cocktails that have to be arranged in a line?

So a 'Jersey Tea' would be 6 shots long: a Vodka next to a Gin next to a Tequila next to a Rum next to a Triple sec next to a Jaegermeister. Equivalent to the Aircraft Carrier piece in traditional battleships.

Correct guessing of the cocktail by the opponent would require the player to drink the whole lot...with a forfeit if they guessed wrong.

[–]shogun565 0 points1 point ago

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That's genius!

[–]nd12nc 0 points1 point ago

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Next time try shots and ladders

[–]ciaphas22 0 points1 point ago

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I've been wanting to play, but instead of regular shots using Irish Car Bombs.

[–]EndOnAnyRoll 0 points1 point ago

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Playing this!

[–]thepensivepoet 0 points1 point ago

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You know, I never quite understood the premise of these sorts of drinking games. The whole point is that you lose you have to drink... but I came to the party to drink in the first place. If I know I'm going to be playing games I deliberately don't drink outside the game in question.

I spend most of my time during beer pong games yelling at my opponent for sucking because I want to drink my beer now thank you very much.

[–]trixt0r 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit! That's my coffee table!

[–]j1mtones[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Wire me $40 or we break it's legs.

[–]icemanflam 0 points1 point ago

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I misread this as battleshorts.... I want some battleshorts

[–]justice7 0 points1 point ago

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i've had a similar idea for playing Risk. We'll call them Nuclear Weapons; so the game is played just like normal Risk... except when you would like to take out a country completely in one shot; you take a shot. Boom, country is gone. You get as many nukes as you can handle.

Let the party begin.

:)

[–]jerseykid 0 points1 point ago

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Not to be confused with battleshits, often played by identical twins in public college bathrooms

[–]johnnyfingers 0 points1 point ago

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clearly you are a king among kings.

[–]lambright 0 points1 point ago

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Pure Genius

[–]gruber76 0 points1 point ago

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You sunk my virginity!

[–]deceve 0 points1 point ago

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We did this in college once, except we had a grid of 10x10 solo cups on each side, ping ping balls, and the teams were 5x5. The ships were shots, and the other cups were beer. The divider was a wall of beer cans. Wouldn't recommend, if only because 10 person drinking games always degenerate into madness.

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college

[–]chungdy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Japanties 0 points1 point ago

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You guys have perverted one of my favorite childhood games with the most sinful concoction known to the heavens... I love it!

[–]General_Specific 0 points1 point ago

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We converted Electronic Battleship into a drinking game. There was a random setting which would place invisible ships.

We used to play it with short glasses of beer and make it a press your luck game. Hit a ship your opponent drinks one. Press your luck, hit the ship again and your opponent drinks three, miss you drink two on on up.

We had a friend who scoffed that this was nothing. This friend was puking before long. This game was a puke machine.

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