UPS delivery procedure. (source?)

omnicitizen · 2 years

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Mattizzle · 2 years

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794567

vurplesun · 2 years

The amount of damn times this has happened to me... one time, I went to the door to pick up mail which had just been posted through, only to find the noise I'd heard from the door was the UPS guy pushing his slip through. HE HADN'T EVEN KNOCKED FIRST. I just barely caught him as he got into his van, GODDAMN.

edit: typos

poitsplace · 2 years

Ask the UPS guy for a bunch of the "signature required" post-its

I have this problem sometimes...because while I'm often only 10 feet from the door, I'm wearing a headset for gaming.

Ask for a slab of the notices...then just sign one leave it on the door when you know you have a package coming. He gets to drop off his package with a signature, you get to just check the door when its convenient, run down to the store for a pack of smokes, whatever.

cereal1 · 2 years

2a: If walking up to an open screen door and you see the person sitting on a chair on the other side of the door. Don't speak with the person. Instead give one brief knock, on the screen, slip your Missing Shipment Sheet into the door then sprint back to the truck while completely ignoring the resident who said, "Hello" to you the moment you walked up to the door, who is now running right behind you to get their package.

Throlkim · 2 years

The Royal Mail here in the UK are sometimes pretty special.

I returned home a few months back to a "Sorry we missed you" card. Didn't say anything about collection or redelivery, but scrawled at the bottom of the card was:

"Put in bin"

I went outside to look in the bin; it was empty, and the bin lorry that had just emptied it was turning out of my road.

ಠ_ಠ

I could hear the facepalm from the local delivery office manager over the phone.

Darklighter82 · 2 years

As a ex-UPS driver(left of my own free will cause the job was not worth it), I can provide a tiny bit of perspective...

I dont know why people are having experiences without them knocking, beyond the apartment sneaker who was just leaving notes. I understand that one, but never did it myself.

Drivers for UPS often times have over 160 individual stops a day to do. That number is only increasing more and more in the current economy where its cheaper for the company to run 40 people 13 hours a day instead of 50 for 8 hours a day.

The company tracks it's drivers like hawks. They come up to the driver the next day and want to know why he deviated from the organized pre-determined route for 200 yards to stop for his break at a gas station(to get a drink). They have ZERO flexibility on the time they're in your area, and get yelled at for backtracking unless explicitly instructed to. If you're not home, they get credit for a stop on the package, regardless of if its left or not, and have to keep moving since they have 155 more houses/apartments to hit.

While I cant speak for the bad eggs out there, I'd have to say 80% of the drivers are good people, just in impossible positions by a paranoid management.

munky9001 · 2 years

UPS would try to deliver every day at 11am. Even though I wasnt home from 8am to noon. Instead of mixing it up like trying to deliver at 4pm the 2nd try. So they end up wasting tons of their time.

Then you have incidents(before the above) where I'm watching tv sitting on couch right by my front door. UPS sneaks to my front door. My dog hears him and barks, I open door to find the guy filling out the tag. He sees me and says, "oh Ill get your package" He never knocked, he never rang the bell and he didnt even whisper. I saw too it that guy was fired.

meh-aidez · 2 years

i'm friends with my UPS guy...I offered him a bottle of water the first time he made a delivery to my place. Never had any troubles since.. or ever really.

ashleymorris · 2 years

So one day I was sitting in my kitchen when I see someone walk up my driveway and around to my backyard. It was around the time my husband usually gets home so I assumed it was him. When I realized it wasn't my husband I got REALLY creeped out because I was like, "who the heck is sneaking around the house?" (Please note, it was dark and stormy that day, adding to my paranoia.) It was actually the UPS man trying to find a way that he could drop off several huge packages that clearly contained lots of fairly expensive computer stuff without actually having to make any human contact.

So I silently watch through the window as he carries all these boxes up my very steep driveway, all the way around the house, past two other doors, and leaves them in front of the sun porch door (really, the sun porch?) which is not covered by an awning (like the door he walked past to get to it is.) So when faced with the very tough decision of how to deliver my packages, instead of Option A: Just knock and give them to me, or Option B: Leave them under the roof next to the side door that we clearly actually use, where they may get stolen but will remain dry, the UPS man decided to go with Option C: Leave them in the backyard where they may still get stolen but will certainly get completely soaked in the rain.

But wait, it doesn't end there! So I watch the UPS man walk down to his truck and since I'm not sure if there are still more packages or not, I do not yet make my move. Turns out there are no more packages, and he goes to get in his truck and leave. Now, my street is not a dead end and when you get to the bottom of the street there are about 8 different roads you can take to get back to several main roads that are nearby, so again, this guy has lots of options. But for whatever reason, he decides to back into my driveway to make a three point turn. Except that my driveway is very, very steep and the back of his truck rams into the cement and makes an incredibly loud noise which gave off a very satisfying echo. I knew he had either ripped off his bumper or seriously fucked up my driveway, and probably both. Fortunately for me only the former was true. And at this point, UPS guy has no choice: other people outside saw him ram into my driveway and now he knows that there is no way that I don't know he's there. So I go outside. And I play stupid.

"Hey, do you have a package for me?" I ask. And the delivery guy is clearly very uncomfortable as he is forced to explain to me that he has decided to leave all of my packages in the rain. So I ask if he wouldn't mind helping me to carry them back to the side of the house, and I act gracious and appreciative when he does but inside I am reveling in the sweet sensation of revenge. And then I ask if I don't have to sign for anything? Because certainly when you receive so many packages that are so costly to ship and contain expensive things, certainly you must have to sign for these? And then I thank him and tell him I hope his truck is ok and stand at the top of my driveway and watch, completely content, as he pulls away and drives down the street with his bumper hanging off. But not until after it took him a good 10 minutes to make a 20-point turn because my street is too narrow for him to pull out into without hitting a parked car.

And that is why I hate UPS.

Yuki_SC · 2 years

Fedex are way more efficient. They give the "sorry we missed you" slips to the UPS guy along with $10 and go to the beach.

_Dimension · 2 years

I'm pretty sure they time it with my bowel movements too. I check up and down the block for the truck, I see nothing. So I sprint upstairs to poop. Then I let out a a foul carpet bomb 4 times the size of Hiroshima because I've been holding it in so long.

Upon my return I see the goddamn sticker. Poop psychics I tell you. Poopstradamus.

Big brown eh. Now I get it.

guhravy · 2 years

I have to solution to this problem. Have a baby. Then the UPS will stomp up your stairs and knock loudly at nap time.

japroach · 2 years

Is it common for them to pull that third delivery attempt crap?

I had two attempts according to tracking, but clearly it was a lie (no sticker).

temtab · 2 years

College Humor

Supersimmo · 2 years

Royal mail adopt a similar policy

RYKWI · 2 years

This just happened to me about a minute ago. The guy pulled up in front of my house, filled out the form in the truck, and got out to place on my door. As he attached it, he saw me glaring at him through the frosted glass. When I opened the door, he said "your doorbell must be broken." I told him to just give me the package and go, with my continued look of shame.

cawfee · 2 years

I hate it when it's Wednesday, my one day off, I sleep in until 9 AM and I get a package.

Doorbell rings at 8:15, I scramble out of bed, put my shirt on backwards, put pants on some part of my body, run to the door, open it and there is

nobody there

From doorbell ring to opening the door in the package-is-finally-here-adrenaline-rush boost it takes me maybe 8 seconds. Freaking ninjas.

DontTrustThisMan · 2 years

UPS sent me a card saying they couldn't find my apartment and deliver the package in question. That card did however reach my apartment /fp/

mindwerks · 2 years

The UPS guy at my place will just drive up to my house, jump out of the vehicle with box in hand, give two knocks and without pausing pitch my package on the porch. By the time I get to the door all I see is tail lights of the UPS truck while my package is still rolling/bouncing around the porch.

Thanks UPS

akallio9000 · 2 years

They put comments on the tracker of "Can't find house", or "Bad weather prohibited delivery" (that last for a half hour cloudburst necessitating sending it back 800 miles to the warehouse).

nlderek · 2 years

While waiting 5 feet from the door one day I checked tracking info on a UPS package, which said it had been delivered. I went to the door...no package. I called UPS, they called the driver who said it had been delivered to a "young male" at the neighbor's house. I went to the neighbor's house to find their 5 year old mentally handicapped boy ripping open my new video card.

nambio · 2 years

I once ordered some DVDs from Amazon. Since, at the time, I lived in an old building which didn't have an intercom, I made sure to include my telephone number on the address label, so that when the delivery guy came, he could either call me (I was usually home during the day) if he didn't want to leave a note in the mailbox.

Several weeks passed, and my DVDs had still not arrived. What the fuck delivery people? I called them up and they tracked it down for me, and asked me to pick it up at the local post office. I go down to pick it up and find 13 labels affixed to the package:

  Monday 11th: Could not deliver
  Tuesday 12th: Could not deliver
  Wednesday 13th: Could not deliver
  Thursday 14th: Could not deliver
  Friday 15th: Could not deliver
  Monday 18th: Could not deliver
  Tuesday 19th: Could not deliver
  Wednesday 20th: Could not deliver
  Thursday 21th: Could not deliver
  Friday 22th: Could not deliver
  Monday 25th: Could not deliver
  Tuesday 26th: Could not deliver
  Wednesday 27th: Could not deliver

Since the most recent date was a week past, I can only assume that they just gave up and threw it in the corner of the Post Office. And at no time did they think to ring the fucking phone number written on the label.

EatATaco · 2 years

Do people really have a problem with fedex/ups?

I have had packages delivered consistently to home and work for well over 10 years now and I cannot think of a single complaint about the delivery. Maybe I could complain about the time they left a package out on the street when I lived in Boston, which I thought was stupid, but i got the package so "no harm no foul" I guess.

edit. I swear I don't work for either of them. It kind of sounds that way.

Billyblack05 · 2 years

One time I was reading in the living room near the door in complete silence. I heard someone walk up the stairs to my apartment and I got excited. Then I heard them walking back down, so I looked out the window. Sure enough, there was a UPS van outside, so I chased after him. The bastard just didn't want to lift my computer up to the second floor.

bravo145 · 2 years

Since all these posts are so negative... my UPS guy is awesome! The delivery time for my neighborhood is 11-2 but the guy has come back multiple times after making all the normal deliveries to drop off my package if he thought it looked important. Also all of their estimated delivery dates have been spot on for me. Now I just ordered something being delivered by USPS... sometime between today and next Thursday is the estimated delivery. There estimated delivery is a whole fucking business week? Really they can't get any more accurate than that?

derbs · 2 years

Related - very funny Viz cartoon:

http://i.imgur.com/I04B1.jpg

AmoralRelativist · 2 years

As a person who lives far away from family I get packages ALL the time and I deal with this ALL the time. Verbatim. I laughed so hard I almost peed.

babylonprime · 2 years

Or you know, get it delivered to work. Like a BOSS.

brockadile · 2 years

www.collegehumor.com - Written by Streeter - Illustrated by Caldwell

KingPickle · 2 years

I've had really mixed results. One time I ordered several things from Amazon that got sent in multiple shipments. The expensive electronics I ordered? They just walked up and dropped it in front of my apartment door without trying to contact me. The $35 bluetooth headset I ordered? I found a slip outside of my main apartment entrance saying that they couldn't contact me and would try again. BTW, I was home at the time of both of these delivery attempts.

There doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to what ends up happening. The only constant seems to be that they spend the least amount of effort in getting you to answer the door as possible.

dmrnj · 2 years

This is also Comcast's contractor's standard procedure, minus the scribbled note and plus a missed appointment fine.

amemille · 2 years

Every. fucking. time.

funkydopeloven · 2 years

lol this shit just happened to me. 3 people home and no one heard the door. the next day i laid in wait next to the door with the delivery slip signed and taped to the outside of the door for backup. yay new laptop!

[deleted] · 2 years

Every time I've ordered something, UPS has left the package on my front porch. They don't fill out the slips, they just leave the box on my porch and go about their way. I don't live in the ghetto so I'm okay with it, but I don't exactly live in Soccer-Mom suburbs either so I sometimes worry since they never knock, they just put it on the porch and go.

MrScorpio · 2 years

Conveniently deliver the package during traditional working hours, and force the customer to phone in so the depot holds the package for pickup. Then, when the customer arrives to pick up the package, give him a dirty look and walk into the backroom to continue your non-business related conversation with your unionized colleagues. Make the customer wait 15 minutes within earshot, while a lineup of people not being served is formed. Go see the customer, and disappear for another 30 minutes "looking" for the package.

Pxtl · 2 years

At this point they may as well fire their driver fleet and call you and say "we have a package for you at the depot" and just save everybody a buttload of money.

rgrthat · 2 years

Most frustrating business model ever. I hate that the company shipping me something can decide whether or not I have to sign for something or not.

I HAVE A JOB. I AM NOT AT HOME BETWEEN 8AM-5PM, SO HOW CAN I POSSIBLY BE THERE TO SIGN? So terrible.

abw1987 · 2 years

I know how lame it is to quote the joke, but I absolutely lost it at whisper quietly "are you home?" three times in a row.

Novil · 2 years

More like "Delivery procedure of every parcel service in the world"

amirite?

mike2k4 · 2 years

I once ordered a modded ps2 back in the day. I get home and see that UPS left a note stating that they left it behind the fence. I walk around and see that it was a good 30 feet away on the other side of the it as if he was competing in an Olympic event. >:(

Xtortion08 · 2 years

Bad part is, your driver's job depends more on him keeping schedule than whether you got your package or not.

jgoewert · 2 years

Sounds about right.

I dislike UPS with a passion and choose FedEx and USPS anyday as neither of them have let me down yet.

The last straw for UPS was a cold and snowy day back in 2001 when a package from UPS was supposed to arrive. It was for something important, a new furnace controller board, as ours busted and the house was getting cold. So, I sat in the front room playing video games all day waiting for the package to arrive. Normally, UPS delivers either right around 11 am or at the end of their day around 7 pm. So, I kept calling the branch office around 5pm asking when my expected delivery was and all they could say was "Today". When 7 pm rolled around, I called back and found out that "All the trucks were back in and my shipment was marked 'Occupant not available'." and to look for a missed delivery slip.

At that point, I lost it. I don't care if it was her fault or not. Being lied to pissed me off bad. There was no way I could have missed the delivery, I was sitting at the front door all day with the main door open and the storm door closed so that I could see out. She told me it might be on the side of the house, to which I countered "Well, it snowed last night and there is only one set of tracks in my yard from the USPS mailman coming across the yard. So, unless UPS delivery men can fly, someone shirked his job bad and didn't even bother coming up to the door to attempt delivery."

I was able to get a full refund for the overnight delivery charge and to this day have not used UPS. I have even stopped buying stuff from the PC parts store I used to order a lot from because their only delivery option was UPS.

RugerRedhawk · 2 years

Ever put a note out? My UPS guys are good, they just leave them on the porch. I asked UPS about it and they said it's up to the driver's discretion whether there's a safe place to leave it or not. I just have to remember to put my dog in his kennel on days UPS is coming, or they'll just leave the package with the dog. And he'll rip it to shreds.

theghoul · 2 years

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUed

From BLG432: Works Cited

lance713 · 2 years

I never seem to have a problem with my UPS guy.

kakeman987 · 2 years

It's from CollegeHumor.com

chinadonkey · 2 years

I applied for a job in China when I was working at Fedex Office and I needed to ship some documents to my potential employer. This would've been a great opportunity to use my shipping discount, but I really didn't want my boss to know what I was doing in case it fell through, so I headed over to the UPS store to ship it. They told me that I needed the phone number of someone there in order to ship it, which (until I got to China) didn't make any sense to me; I'd put the address in pinyin and Chinese so delivery should'nt have been a problem, and I really needed to get it in the post because Spring Festival was a week away, and once that hit it could take weeks to deliver.

The UPS store guy didn't put in a number and it let him scan the package, which at Fedex meant that they had everything they needed to deliver, and they had my phone number in case it was a problem. Afterwards, I got my contact's phone number for insurance.

I tracked the package anxiously; delivery was guaranteed in three days. It took one to get to Korea and another to get to Beijing and then...nothing. It was stuck. I called, gave UPS the local phone number and followed up numerous time, but nothing happened. They were somehow completely unable to communicate with the Beijing shipping center and get them to write a phone number on the package.

It took three weeks and an angry drunken call to customer support for the fucking package to arrive. And no, I didn't pursue a refund, but I got the job; that $60 I wasted was sufficient payment to never talk to those incompetent fucks again.

wool · 2 years

Since we're all adding anecdotes, I'll throw in.

UPS is awesome around here. At home, I always get my packages and the driver goes out of his way to get them to me. I've often had signature required parcels and by simply leaving a signed note, he'll deliver without seeing me.

At my business, a different driver gave us his cellphone number to call if we needed pickup service, and he'll make special trips to help us out. Great guy. This is why we give all the servicepeople Chick-Fil-A giftcards for Christmas.

And to flavor this with a bit of the chans, inb4 "nice try UPS."

plbogen · 2 years

Our UPS guy is more of the walk half way up the driveway, chunk it the rest of the way and then run back to the van type. We have had occasions where days later we go out on the porch on the side of our house to find a package hiding in a blind corner there.

Darc_vexiS · 2 years

HELL this illustration is only right like 25% of the time in SoCal. I decided to investigate further from all the deliveries I've had over the years and it goes as follows:

Pull up to the residence and rummage through the heavily packed truck make sure you kick other packages around loudly so the people out side can hear you working to get the correct address package.
Exit the vehicle with package while pressing buttons on a shitty electronic device to sound like Predator disabling his cloaking device.
Drop that package like it's hot and do not think twice about the content value while remembering it should be packaged properly for delivery by the sender anyway it's not your fault if it breaks upon delivery. And do not drop with aggression make sure it makes a firm assertive noise alerting the residence of your presence. Re-enable cloaking device...err...I mean press more buttons on shitty electronic device.
Get the hell out of there before the residence finds out who delivered the package and avoid being seen at all costs.

CONTINUE THE DELIVERY...

dirtymoney · 2 years

I have SEEN US postal workers do this shit. On several ocassions I have seen one drive up my driveway to the mail box & leave the "sorry we missed you" note in the mailbox without even knocking on my door. By the time I am out the door... he is gone.

Its usually when i buy something from dealextreme (in china/hong Kong). I have to sign for it & the postman assumes I am not home without even knocking on the door.

Note: I am printing out this pic & leaving it in my mailbox.

EricT59 · 2 years

Source? I believe that is the work of College Humor. the do a series of real world Training Manuals.

soylent_comments · 2 years

Step 0: Drop-kick and/or stomp on package in an effort to ensure only the fittest packages survive to delivery.

new_player · 2 years

The solution to all these problems is to have your shit delivered to your job. I haven't missed a single package in eight years doing this.

panthesilia · 2 years

And then charge the customer an extra $35 dollars just to deliver the package, on top of what they were charged by the product's company, just because they're assholes. Fed-Ex and Purolator DO NOT do this. You pay $20 shipping at Chapters and that's ALL you pay.

Icommentonthings · 2 years

Last year around this time I had one of those Turduckens being delivered next day air on dry ice from Louisiana where they are made. Three days later it hadn't arrived so I call the company and they say it's been delivered days ago. I checked each of my 3 doors, no package. The next day I find the cooler package wedged between my gas grill and the wall behind it off the side of my car port that is quite a distance away from my home. WTF? Seriously, the asshat deliberately put it there for no reason. And it was a cooler, and said perishable, food, etc. all over it.

Luckily the company next day shipped another to make it in time for Thanksgiving that I did get. Unfortunately it still tasted like shit, and the lesson here is that you shouldn't buy into the Turducken hype.

Sutherlord · 2 years

Sadly, I just pulled up reddit and found this after driving a half hour to the UPS HQ to pick up a package they didn't deliver.

Element_22 · 2 years

Have any of you noticed all the new UPS commercials? When a company stats pumping out the commercials but not for a new product, you know they are going downhill. I've had a couple problems with UPS, never a single one with USPS.

DoctorBaby · 2 years

Relevant story: At one point I was awaiting a very important package. So important, in fact, that I actually slept by my front door, anticipating that I might otherwise miss the UPS guy. The next day, I awoke just in time to see the UPS guy walk up to my door quietly at about 8 AM... look through the glass for a second... and then place an already filled out "missed you" slip on the door and began to walk back to his truck. He didn't even fucking knock, let alone ring the door bell, let alone even stand there for three seconds. I was sitting right there, and I still barely caught him before he was back in his truck.

So yeah, this can actually be pretty accurate if you get a bad driver.

amraam · 2 years

One time, I didn't catch the UPS truck the first time. It was carrying a laptop I'd bought on eBay.

So desperately wanting to find my laptop, I went on a quest for it - being in a small town I located the nearest UPS truck and asked where the UPS truck for my address could be. The UPS truck told me that the other UPS truck could be around some neighborhood, not too far away.

And so I drove around that neighborhood, and ahoy, sure enough I spotted the desired UPS truck not far away! Now I post this shit story with my laptop.

Stefanjd · 2 years

This is exactly what happened to me with my delivery from NewEgg.. I chose UPS cause it was cheaper than FedEx... my biggest mistake right there.. I'm home two days in a row when the UPS guy comes and leaves a note. One day I hear the truck pulling away and go look at my front door and theres a note but not package. I haul ass down the block chasing this truck and the guy says "I'll be back tomorrow"..

Tomorrow comes and I can't be home so I leave my girlfriend to wait for UPS package with $2000 in computer hardware (all in 1 box? stupid newegg).. She's watching tv next to the front door.. When she hears the UPS truck, she thinks the truck is just pulling up.. and the guy left a note, and is now driving away. Now she's chasing the truck and she's a hot blonde and he wont stop for her either! He calls out the window "I'll be back later" Anyway I hope this picture gets upvoted because I truly believe this is what the UPS manual says..

I called the UPS facility and told them I'd come get the package myself. Well turns out they decide to hold just my computer case package and put the other package back on the truck for delivery.. where yet again, they dont ring the doorbell and my house keeper misses the package as well.. and she ends up chasing the truck down the road for a douchebag who doesn't stop. I had to call UPS corporate and tell them how my doorbells not broken the workers just don't ring it. And they made the A-hole driver deliver my package that was SUPPOSED to be at the service center, deliver it before he turned the truck in at night.

Ghost33313 · 2 years

A friend of mine had two notes already and it was an important package.

On the third day when we were on lunch break we cruised by his apartment to see the truck pulling away from his apartment. We then had to chase him down and ambushed him at the offices next door.

Yet on the other hand, if we ever ask anything from the delivery people when we are at work they bend over backwards.
It's really businesses that keep UPS running i think not our home orders, so they slack off :/.

NiceTryGai · 2 years

UPS used to ring my doorbell when they deliver a package, which is what I want them to do. For some reason, they've decided to stop doing this, and the result is I've had more packages stolen from my doorstep.

Idiots.

xixoxixa · 2 years

Fuck UPS. These assholes, for 3 YEARS not once rang my doorbell, knocked on the door, honked the horn - nothing. I walked out of the door one day and tripped over a package of Omaha steaks that had been delivered as a gift, and had been sitting out all night. Every time they ninja-d a package to our house, I complained. Every time I complained, I got the "we have no record of this ever being a problem before..."

In short, fuck you UPS. Fuck you so hard.

cianobiwan · 2 years

In their defence they seem to do things differently in Ireland. I think I should take this chance to tell about one heroic UPS delivery man I got one Christmas.

While my were all away and incommunicado for the weekend my sister's laptop was due to be delivered. It was the last day we would have gotten a chance to have it for Christmas, but when the UPS guy arrived there was no answer. Now I'm sure protocal was something along the lines of what's been covered in the image, but fuck it this guy knew what the spirit of christmas meant. So like a fuckin boss he hops our side wall, sneaks around the back of our house, somehow gets into our shed and hides the laptop there, then posts a note in the mailbox saying where we can find it. We couldn't believe it when my sister had a laptop for Christmas.

You risked a lot by doing that mate, and i just wanna say thanks. You're a real-life Santa.

no_pants · 2 years

I was waiting for a package all day by the door and never heard a doorbell/knock/whisper. Then I heard a truck sound take off at random. I looked out the window and there went the UPS driving away from my house. After noticing no package at the door, I jumped in my car and drove down the street to hopefully catch him. In the end I found him and got my package in the middle of the road. Package obtained, fuck yeah.

WeAreAtomik · 2 years

Just yesterday I had a UPS guy chuck a box at my door and yell, "UPS!" from about 5 feet away. When I opened the door to see what happened he was almost full-on running back to his truck. Yeesh.

Son_of_Kong · 2 years

Collegehumor.com

BizCoach · 2 years

I've never had this problem. UPS has been great at my house and my business. We ship over 400 packages a month and have better results with UPS than FedEx ground.

crazyevilmuffin · 2 years

Might just be me, but I've never had a problem with UPS

xleighx · 2 years

My UPS delivery guy just opens the door and puts my package inside. I came out of the bathroom once in a towel to find my door opening with a package sliding across the floor.

FlyingSpaghettiMan · 2 years

Its from College Humor.

calistan · 2 years

If I know I have a package coming I've found that they'll leave it if I put a note on the door that says "Mr. UPS guy, please shove my package behind the bushes" and sign it. When I come home the package is shoved in the bushes and the note is gone, so I assume that counts as a signature.

D10SHUN · 2 years

Are you kidding? Their #1 priority is to get shit off the truck. My driver drops the goods, rings the bell, and hops back into the truck and drives off. It makes no sense to bring stuff back to the warehouse to store.

johnwayne1 · 2 years

Thats USPS

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