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[–]Quertior 92 points93 points ago

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If you put a group of people in a box and push the box around such that it has a nonzero displacement, have you done social net work? </physics pun>

[–]Thizzlbafool 81 points82 points ago

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and thats why they dont have sex

[–]idiotthethird 14 points15 points ago

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Maybe not, but there always seem to be more of them. They must reproduce somehow.

[–]JAPH 44 points45 points ago

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There's a random chance that a new human will mutate into a physicist. God really does play with dice.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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Graduate student in physics here. My experiences with physicists and social lives has told me that physicists are an anomaly in the world of nerds. We seem to be equally as nerdy to any other department (I might even say more), but girlfriends/wives aren't that uncommon. Of my classmates that I know of (~30), about 80% are in a committed relationship or married. I think it's our fascination with the world around us and the nature of the universe, along with our ability to have in depth conversations about it, that draws them in, but I'm just guessing.

[–]a10t2 44 points45 points ago

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Socializing isn't complicated, compared to most nonlinear systems. At a certain point, if you're smart enough, you can just fake it.

[–]Amon_The_Rat 1 point2 points ago

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or decently drunk

[–]Solidacid 1 point2 points ago

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<dexter reference>

[–]Eurynom0s 5 points6 points ago

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I'm in applied physics (so the department is in the engineering school) not physics, but yeah, excluding the Chinese and South Asian students* the people in the department seem overall surprisingly socially adept for people in an engineering program...I'm not sure you could even spot some of them as engineers if they didn't tell you.

*Even though the engineering school is like 75% foreigners, I exclude them because they mostly hang out with other Chinese/South Asians/etc as appropriate, speaking their own languages and otherwise seemingly trying to have as little to do with Americans as possible. So it's not fair to include them in a ranking of social adeptness IMO.

[–]ProfessorLX 5 points6 points ago

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look at one of the most famous physicists, robert oppenheimer, he was a hit with the ladies, married to a couple good looking broads, had numerous bitches on the side, JRO was a real pimpicist

[–]boring_chap 5 points6 points ago

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Not to mention Richard Feynman, the original ladies' physicist.

[–]Felix_Austria_nube 1 point2 points ago

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Most physicists have girlfriends or wives. Smartness does get you laid.

[–]Einarath 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think I'd say most judging by myself and my colleagues...

[–]Nikku772 280 points281 points ago

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I would just try to drive faster to see if it would turn blue.

[–]mitrie 480 points481 points ago

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Looks like we've got ourselves an experimental physicist here.

[–]Weenie 157 points158 points ago

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I'm gonna use that as justification next time I do something reaaally stupid.

[–]baddog144 210 points211 points ago

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"I know she said no, but you see, I'm an experimental physicist."

[–]thepicto 83 points84 points ago

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For science!

[–]sierrabravo1984 37 points38 points ago

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She blinded me with science!

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points ago

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Also pepper spray

[–]bitingmyownteeth[!] 18 points19 points ago

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That's chemistry, not physics.

[–]creaothceann 50 points51 points ago

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Everything is physics.

[–]bitingmyownteeth[!] 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Sheldon--Cooper 6 points7 points ago

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BAZINGA!

[–]the8thbit 1 point2 points ago

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Math?

[–]greedyiguana 58 points59 points ago

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Yeah... It's cute and all, but I'm sure someone is not going to know what the fuck a blue shift is and think if they accelerate really fast towards the back of your car, the sticker will turn blue. I would constantly fear for my life.

[–]Terence_McKenna 51 points52 points ago

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If we were all to fear morons, we'd never leave our houses and society would grind to a halt within the first 20 minutes.

[–]phqu88 11 points12 points ago

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I believe that is a part of Darwinism...One who circumvents the morons of the world will inherit the earth...or something like that

[–]escape_goat 11 points12 points ago

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No, Darwin's theory predicted that those who were best adapted to their environment had the greatest likelihood of producing offspring.

[–]Stonalogues 8 points9 points ago

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and then society decided to protect everyone, including the idiots, and Darwinism was brought to it's knees. Turning into an 'Idiocracy' a little too fast for my taste.

[–]escape_goat 2 points3 points ago

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...no, you're the person society protects, as a meta-adaptation to the environment, despite the lower fecundity of humans with foresight, technical skills, and reproductive control.

All the idiots need to do is fuck.

[–]Stonalogues 1 point2 points ago

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But they would not be able to survive without the assistance of 'humans with foresight, technical skills, and reproductive control.'

And I'm flattered you put me in this category, but I come from a long line of knuckle draggers that would have gone extinct some time ago. My dad is a bastard, so his real dad must be wicked smaht or something for me to have an IQ with a 3rd digit.

[–]omegian 1 point2 points ago

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Ironically leading to the formation and development of "membership in a religious community" as a successful adaptation.

[–]Zakrah 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, the fact that the intelligent people are able to protect the stupid, thus increasing our total population, proves his theory. At least that's how I see it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The meak shal inharet the earth or something.

[–]uptwolait 9 points10 points ago

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[On a blue sticker] If this sticker is red, eat my dust!

[–]Amon_The_Rat 8 points9 points ago

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hahaha, I thought it was a joke about String Theory which says every color of the ligh spectrum have different speed :p

i only have a Master in Engineering :p

[–]istielthia 11 points12 points ago

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Wolowitz?

[–]erki 6 points7 points ago

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get off the reddits and go help your mom with her girdle, Wolowitz.

[–]easyantic 1 point2 points ago

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I only have a GED and 2/3 of a AAS and I knew what the joke was.

To be fair though, I am reading A Brief History Of Time, I would have had no idea if I had saw this last week.

[–]CD_reflected_rainbow 1 point2 points ago

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Eh? That's not string theory.

[–]nrrrd 29 points30 points ago

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I had this bumper sticker for a while until my car gave up the ghost. People would get out of their cars at stoplights and knock on my window being excited that they got the joke, although I think that the "Flirt harder, I'm a physicist." sticker is still the best one that you can find at an APS conference.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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"Flirt harder, I'm a physicist."

... umm... where can one purchase these? For a friend, you see...

[–]breckinshire 4 points5 points ago

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Meanwhile, my "Honk if you understand punctuated equilibrium" bumper sticker draws nothing but blank stares. Then again, I live in Louisiana, where it's legal to teach creationism.

[–]eviljelloman 1 point2 points ago

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I have it on my current car. Actually picked it up at a March meeting a year or two ago, but was saving it because I knew I was going to buy a new car soon.

[–][deleted] 117 points118 points ago

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Explain please?

[–][deleted] 220 points221 points ago

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Red is on the low end of the visible spectrum. This correlates it to having the lowest frequency of the visible electromagnetic spectrum. Blue (actually violet) has the highest frequency. This joke takes into account the Doppler principle, where the relative frequency will increase as an object (the fast car) approaches another object (the slower car with the bumper sticker). Thereby the red frequency becomes a blue frequency to the car behind, because it is approaching so fast.

[–]gluestickyum 55 points56 points ago

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So how fast do you have to travel for it to change color?

[–]fresnik 123 points124 points ago

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[–]squareball 122 points123 points ago

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This is ~195,000 mph (~313,00 kph). My hyundai won't go that fast.

[–]Protuhj 123 points124 points ago*

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You just need a huge spoiler.

Edit: link

[–]cantCme 200 points201 points ago

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Here's one to get you started:
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

[–]000xxx000 27 points28 points ago

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I love reddit.

[–]inajeep 2 points3 points ago

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I concur, reddit (and the lovely bunch of coconuts above) saves so much time googling and wastes so much time at the same time.

[–]Prisoner072385 13 points14 points ago

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We need more speed:
Snape kills Dumbledore.

[–]Fyzzle 11 points12 points ago

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Those WERE the droids I was looking for.

[–]JohnFrum 6 points7 points ago

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You prick! I've not read that far yet!

[–]NotClever 1 point2 points ago

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As an aside, I participated in a prank the fall that book came out where we painted this spoiler pretty much unavoidably on every window of another dorm in the middle of the night so the residents of said dorm would wake up to it. I have never seen a prank upset anyone as much as that.

[–]nepeter 3 points4 points ago

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Question: I've seen this spoiler countless times, but I've never seen the movie. Would it still be worth it to watch someday?

[–]M_Shyamalan 10 points11 points ago

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Yes! Please buy it. If you download it your children will be dead the whole time.

[–]shiftylonghorn 1 point2 points ago

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redditor for 21 days

Ok, we'll allow it. This time.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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It's still a brilliant movie - the whole reason people kept trying to give Shyamalan another chance.

[–]V2Blast 1 point2 points ago

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I agree... I watched it about 2 days ago, knowing the "twist", but it really did not make it any worse of a movie. Bruce Willis being dead the whole time is pretty tangential to the well-done story.

[–]strolls 1 point2 points ago

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Sure. As long as you remain unaware of what movie it's referring to.

[–]ohnoes_ibrokedit 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly one of his better movies, just depends on how you are about watching movies.

I'm not on to let any spoilers ruin a movie, whereas my mother won't ever watch Star Wars because she already knows Darth Vader is Luke's father.

[–]Tyrus 2 points3 points ago

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and Aeris Dies, Squall caused the formation of SeeD and Edea to get her powers in a time loop.

[–]Inaimathi 3 points4 points ago

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And then it turns out they were both Tyler Durden.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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A GameStop employee intentionally spoiled FFVIII for me and my brother. ><

[–]humanedited 10 points11 points ago

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Don't forget the massive chrome exhaust tip.

[–]stabbacat 8 points9 points ago

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And stickers. A big Tapout sticker in the middle of the back window should do it.

[–]ialsohaveadobro 2 points3 points ago

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I still don't get Tapout. Why are people so happy to associate themselves with giving up and losing?

[–]infosnax 1 point2 points ago

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dont forget No Fear on the bumper.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Also can't forget Calvin pissing on something.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You're gonna want a DeLaval Nozzle on the end of your exhaust at this point.

[–]sCobra 9 points10 points ago

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And flame decals, they make everything faster

[–]babucat 2 points3 points ago

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nice... although I think its mainly honda drivers who do this.

although a huge spoiler on a front wheel drive car will alllllways make it faster... keeps the rear wheels on the pavement at high speed ya know!

[–]Feralsloth 2 points3 points ago

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That's not a huge spoiler. This is a huge spoiler!

[–]NorFla 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget an super huge exhaust. That engine needs to breath at those speeds...

[–]Theropissed 1 point2 points ago

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I was afraid I'd find out who killed dumbledore!

[–]ScootyPuffSr 10 points11 points ago

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Well you'll never reach it with that attitude.

[–]Managore 9 points10 points ago*

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Get a Toyota, the brakes won't slow you down.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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*brakes

[–]a10t2 4 points5 points ago

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It's about 195 MILLION mph.

[–]Dnklht 2 points3 points ago

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Actually it's even more than that.

0.29 * 299,792,458 * 3.6 ~ 3.13E8 kph (~ 1.95E8 mph)

[–]revenz 3 points4 points ago

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Is it not closer to 300 000 000 km/h?

I havnet read the article but I assume c is speed of light and thats around 1,079 million km/h or 671 million mph

[–]squareball 1 point2 points ago

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Yep. I left out three zeros. My bad.

[–]WhitestKidYouKnow 1 point2 points ago

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shouldn't it actually be 10x that answer?

[–]DiggerW 2 points3 points ago

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.29 * the speed of light = 194 478 823 mph (googled .29 c in mph)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Important - it's ~195,000 mph faster than the other car.

[–]SecretAgentTomTomFBI 1 point2 points ago

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what the FUCK. This is completely off. C is 187,000 miles a SECOND.

[–]buyacanary 1 point2 points ago

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i think you accidentally some zeroes.

[–]bretttwarwick 5 points6 points ago

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You forgot to add in the speed of the car the bumper sticker is on. It should be 0.29c + S

[–]digital_me 1 point2 points ago

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You forgot that velocity addition doesn't work that way. It's (0.29c + S)/(1 + (0.29c*S)/c2).

For small S, linear addition sort of works though.

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[–]theyellowperil 5 points6 points ago

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I can has job plz?

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[–]JAPH 14 points15 points ago

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I had to do this problem one time. IIRC, it something like 0.8c. (somewhere around 850 million KPH, or 550 million MPH for those who don't mind imperial entanglements)

[–]ZoopZeZoop 18 points19 points ago

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Now for a hard question: What's the cost of a speeding ticket for going 0.8c?

[–]DubiousDrewski 24 points25 points ago

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About 120 bucks.

[–]atcoyou 11 points12 points ago

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Nah, they will knock it down to 0.75c for sure. That way you don't get demerit points. They know if they charge you for the full 0.8c you will end up fighting it in court to keep your rocket insurance from going up.

[–]ZoopZeZoop 2 points3 points ago

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Not if you happened to be stopped by the Highway Patrol in Florida, USA.

[–]aphexcoil 9 points10 points ago

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They'd have to catch you first.

[–]thameera 9 points10 points ago

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They won't notice the colour of the car either!

[–]strib666 7 points8 points ago

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Paint your car red. That way, as you're speeding away from the cops, your spectrum will shift into the infrared and they won't be able to see you.

[–]TheSnop 13 points14 points ago

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I'd say about $3.50.

[–]matrael 7 points8 points ago

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I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy, you god damn Loch Ness Monster!

[–]Eurynom0s 5 points6 points ago

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God damn loch ness monsta, get away from mah baby!

[–]doubleD 2 points3 points ago

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Totally worth it

[–]Sticks_and_stoned 2 points3 points ago

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88 mph

[–]schar 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Ifyoureadthis 5 points6 points ago

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Thanks for the jokesplainer, that was very good of you. :)

[–]lifeisadream 1 point2 points ago

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I just want to say this is why I love Reddit. I get to learn stuff even from bumper stickers! Thank you for sharing your knowledge.

[–]amosharper 55 points56 points ago

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[–]amosharper 5 points6 points ago

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I'm entertained by the occasional downvotes.

Did... did he just ask me to read a Wikipedia article? No way, I want a five-word summary!

[–]tau-lepton 5 points6 points ago

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Listen to da ambullanze

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[–]Beetle559 7 points8 points ago

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They're all available on Hulu. I fall asleep to Carl Sagan every night.

[–]Maniacal 8 points9 points ago

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Screw Hulu and it not being available in Canada.

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[–]InfiniteTypewriters 1 point2 points ago

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I re-watch Cosmos every once in a while. Haven't seen Connections though. Thanks for the recommendation, will download when I get home tonight.

[–]InfiniteTypewriters 2 points3 points ago

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Have an upvote for Cosmos. The series that changed my outlook on everything.

[–]SkaPlunk 32 points33 points ago

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Looking at all those scratches on his bumper, I would say our Mr. Doppler is probably going too slow.

[–]BukkRogerrs 60 points61 points ago

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Dr. Doppler.

[–]kajarago 2 points3 points ago

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Delicious reference.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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or maybe he just owns a subaru...

[–]wkufan89 66 points67 points ago

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I choose to say that you are backing up too fast.

[–]sigma_noise 97 points98 points ago

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it's all relative..

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points ago

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I get it. The blue shift.

[–]cicero11 54 points55 points ago

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Nice find. There should be an Intellectual Humor subreddit.

[–]FertileCroissant 14 points15 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/humor (read the sidebar)

[–]meowmix4jo 20 points21 points ago

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Except it's the exact same thing.

Top post right now:

http://i.imgur.com/w5mJq.jpg

[–]SlapstickAnger 5 points6 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/humour (!)

well, it was worth a shot

[–]slutsky69 4 points5 points ago

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lol. you wanker

[–]jeannaimard 5 points6 points ago

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If you see that this sticker is blue, then you are driving too fast relative to me.

TIFIFY

[–]ilmmad 1 point2 points ago

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

[–]Badsponge 1 point2 points ago

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

Shorter=*more funny FTFY

*I was tempted to use "funnier," as it's even shorter than "more funny," which would even more adroitly illustrate the point. However, it's not grammatically correct, and I couldn't bring myself to sacrifice grammar for humor.

[–]willux 8 points9 points ago

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But isn't the physicist speeding? The sticker is red, after all.

[–]gheide 22 points23 points ago

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After 20+ years of researching, I still have not figured out what happens if you were to drive at the speed of light and then turn your headlights on...

[–]xfollowthereaperx 69 points70 points ago

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Here you go:

  1. You cannot drive at the speed of light because nothing with mass can reach the speed of light (otherwise it would become infinitely massive).

  2. Instead, if you were to travel near the speed of light (95% of the speed of light) and turn on your headlights then you'll see them normally. This is because time bends to compensate (see: theory of relativity).

[–]psych- 61 points62 points ago

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Magic, got it.

[–]agbullet 19 points20 points ago

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You cannot drive at the speed of light because nothing with mass can reach the speed of light

Dude, thought experiment.

[–]fireants 34 points35 points ago

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OK then. Time stands still, so everything around you has infinite momentum. It is impossible for you flip the switch to turn your headlights on.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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They're thought controlled headlights.

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Turns out time is recursive.

[–]OgmoJump 1 point2 points ago

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Okay so the lights turn on, but instead of the instant beam you'd normally see, a steady stream of photons slowly grows out of the bulbs (like a lightsaber) into the distance until you can't see the end anymore. Then it just looks like your headlights are on. Then you crash into a space rock.

[–]djk21108 1 point2 points ago

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My favorite reddit comment thus far.

[–]SamFuckingNeill 6 points7 points ago

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excited as the first person to move in speed of light you forget to turn on the headlights

[–]rafael000 5 points6 points ago

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then, you get a ticket for that too. speed of light + no lights

[–]Ran4 5 points6 points ago

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Thoughts aren't magic... The electrical impulses in your brain runs way slower than the speed of light (something like 100 m/s). So you can't turn them on using your thoughts. And of course, the signal still needs to move from your head to the headlights.

[–]idiotthethird 6 points7 points ago

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In which case, his second point applies. You would see them normally.

[–]hbweb500 6 points7 points ago

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But there are plenty of thought experiments that make no sense to consider.

It isn't because the experiment is physically impossible. I could imagine, for example, waking up tomorrow and being able to levitate. Physically impossible, sure, but I can conceive of it, and therefore it is a sound thought experiment.

But imagining traveling at the speed of light is a totally different type of thought experiment, one which isn't just physically impossible, but totally inconceivable. It is like asking, "what if 1=0?". It is almost nonsensical. This is due to the fact that if we ask Einstein's relativity equations what happens at the speed of light, they end up dividing by zero, and give no relevant answer whatsoever. So for all we know, traveling at the speed of light results in pink bunnies and fireworks.

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you go plaid...

[–]Eptesicus 11 points12 points ago*

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Light (in a vacuum) always moves at the speed of light, relative to everything. That is, no matter how fast you're going, light will always move at the speed of light relative to you. If you're in a rocket going at 99.99% of c and a beam of light goes past you, even from your frame of reference it will still move at 100% of c, not 0.01%.

And it's meaningless to talk about what happens if you're actually going at the speed of light because it's not possible.

You might like this: The train-and-platform thought experiment

[–]foxhill 9 points10 points ago

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lets take a crack.

you're driving at (or rather, near) the speed of light.

you switch your lights on. what happens? light fires out of your head lights at the speed of light - i.e you don't notice any difference.

and here we see why it's called the theory of relativity - using you as a frame of reference, you're not moving at all, so of course the light moves at light speed.

ok, so now for the stationary 3rd party observer. what do they see? you switch on your headlights (very slowly), and the light moves away from you, also very slowly. at v = c - (your speed), infact.

so what's going on? your perspective of time has slowed down. infact, it's become so slow, that even if you were going 1m/s slower than the speed of light (so, the 3rd party observer sees the light leave you at 1m/s), you'd still see light leave you at c.

so, you're experiencing time c times as fast as the stationary observer.

tldr; magic.

[–]theZagnut 23 points24 points ago

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After 20+ years of researching you havn't figured out that you can't drive at the speed of light?

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20 years in our frame of reference. He's actually going really fast and has only had about 7 seconds to think about the problem in his frame of reference, most of which was spent typing his comment.

[–]TomBot9000 2 points3 points ago

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Assuming you mean "drive arbitrarily close to the speed of light, relative to me".

From your perspective, light would stream out of your headlights at the normal rate and color. Your view out the windshield would be distorted, and the red traffic signals would be green.

From my perspective, your car would be comically short, your watch (and your brain) would run slow, and the light from your headlights would be travelling at the normal speed, slightly outpacing you.

[–]benmandude 10 points11 points ago

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Either you are not a physicist or that is a really horrible joke.

[–]dirice87 21 points22 points ago

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Maybe its not a joke and he's a horrible physicist?

[–]underscores_ftw 6 points7 points ago

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Maybe it's not a physicist and he's a horrible joke?

[–]gheide 4 points5 points ago

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Relatively horrible joke...

[–]joshuax 1 point2 points ago

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It will take you forever to turn them on.

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[–]Thizzlbafool 10 points11 points ago

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use landmines to trigger the change in lights

[–]ICOMEFROMDIGG 3 points4 points ago

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lay down some redstone and a wooden pressure plate

[–]hogger84 1 point2 points ago

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Could you fill the room with a really dense substance to slow down the speed of light enough?

[–]hamsterpants 2 points3 points ago

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This should maybe be next to the other physics bumper sticker; "Don't Drink and Derive"

[–]Amon_The_Rat 6 points7 points ago

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I just heard Sheldon laugh

[–]tau-lepton 1 point2 points ago

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Bazinga

[–]sickanimations 5 points6 points ago

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I wouldn't have got it if it weren't for the title of this post. I read "physical society" and thought of sports or medicine. Why not "physics society"?

[–]omgdonerkebab 6 points7 points ago

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Why not "medicine society"?

[–]JimmerUK 6 points7 points ago

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Why not boo-boo fixer society?

[–]alehx 1 point2 points ago

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You are traveling at 65 mph and I am traveling at 60 mph. I brake with an acceleration of 1 m/s/s. If your car has a maximum braking acceleration in ideal conditions of 1.5 m/s/s.. oh shit you already hit me didn't you?

[–]alehx 3 points4 points ago

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My other car is a particle.

[–]AnywHere13 2 points3 points ago

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Do you know how fast it goes or where it is?

[–]MrBismarck 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]Guilt_Spew 1 point2 points ago

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Question. What would the speed of someone behind this car have to be in order to see that shift.. LET US KNOW, DON'T KEEP US IN THE DARK.

[–]dylanbeattie 4 points5 points ago

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This was a question on my final physics paper in college... a driver is booked for running a red light; he testifies under oath that the light looked green, so they throw out the red-light charge and book him for speeding instead.

Assuming he was telling the truth, how fast was he going?

[–]AnywHere13 1 point2 points ago

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As a person suffering from mild red-green-weakness, not actual colorblindness, I get stupid questions like that all the time. "What do you do at traffic lights?" I usually reply: "For that reason I am not driving my car upside down, to avoid confusion."

Which brings me to the question of what would probably happen if someone turned a traffic light upside down, is the color or the position of the light the determining factor to make people stop?

[–]hogger84 2 points3 points ago

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for me I think it is red colour makes me stop, bottom light coming on makes me go.

What happens in real dark at night when it is a bit of a way off and you cannot see the box to provide a frame of reference?

[–]tcauduro 2 points3 points ago

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Reference surrounding traffic.. if no one is on the road, going through the red has no consequence.

[–]Incontext 2 points3 points ago

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0.8c, I believe.

Using this.

[–]Guilt_Spew 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't really think about, but I guess that speed makes sense.. A lot higher than I was expecting, though.. mainly because i'm use to thinking of it in terms of sound,

[–]Rikkety 1 point2 points ago

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Unless this car is also going too fast, of course.

[–]Brocbrocbroc 1 point2 points ago

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My day is made because I get this

[–]Benutzername 1 point2 points ago

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If this sticker is blue, the universe is collapsing.

[–]zabuldog 1 point2 points ago

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that was the first picture I've seen on reddit few months ago and my motivation to stay here for a little bit longer :]

[–]InfiniteTypewriters 1 point2 points ago

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So if it's red, doesn't that infer that HE is driving too fast?

[–]Feckless 1 point2 points ago

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(hm....I'll just pretend I understand this)

Hahahahahahaha.....so funny

[–]Angstweevil 1 point2 points ago

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Surely it should be "you're driving relatively fast"

[–]China_Baby 1 point2 points ago

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sorry, I was busy texting...what was that?

[–]daviator88 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't this only true if the car is driving really fast in reverse?

[–]reststrahlenbande 1 point2 points ago

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"officer there were no red light at all, just a blue one."

[–]sirin3 1 point2 points ago

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But you may accelerate, as long as it is only yellow

[–]rlbond86 1 point2 points ago

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"If this sticker is blue, by the time you can read it you will have experienced an extremely violent high-speed accident.

[–]douglasr007 1 point2 points ago

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Screw that. I would try to make the sticker plaid.

[–]brand_x 1 point2 points ago

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I have that bumper sticker.

... all right, yeah, I'm a former physicist.

[–]bigstevec 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get it, the sticker is blue.

...maybe I just have a really fast internet connection.

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Oh yeah? From my frame of reference, you're driving too fast backwards.