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....And you will know my name is Lord Vader!, When I lay my vengeance upon thee. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]dlink 101 points102 points ago

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Here is the original from the author's DeviantArt page
Sith, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

[–]Pxtl 23 points24 points ago

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Bocce, motherfucker! do you speak it?

[–]cleetus76 16 points17 points ago*

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What?

[–]Pxtl 23 points24 points ago

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"What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of. They speak Bocce in What?

Describe what Emperor Palpatine looks like!

[–]cleetus76 9 points10 points ago*

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What?

[–]maximun_vader 12 points13 points ago

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Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

[–]Pxtl 10 points11 points ago

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He-he's Sith.

[–]maximun_vader 11 points12 points ago

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does he look like a droid?

[–]thearchduke 7 points8 points ago

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uh . . . a what?

[–]maximun_vader 6 points7 points ago*

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[pulls out a light saber and cuts thearchduke's arm] Does he look … like … a droid?!

[–]dlink 6 points7 points ago

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This [string of comments] is why we can have nice things.

[–]bobindashadows 3 points4 points ago

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Up until maximun_vader referred to a "light sword".

[–]Pxtl 3 points4 points ago

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Honestly, we suck at this. Cleetus screwed up first, then vader.

Also, seriously, a droid? Does he look like a droid?

I would've gone with "does he look like a scruffy-looking nerfherder?"

[–]Jibberwalk 9 points10 points ago*

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Here it is in (legitimate, I didn't just add more black) 2560x1600 & 3840x2400. Shrink to whatever you need.

[–]nortel[S] 0 points1 point ago

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thanks :)

[–]machstein 3 points4 points ago*

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I made this from two images 1&2 ...that guy is awesome btw

And it is now my background!

1360X768

[–]winningninja 2 points3 points ago

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Something, something, something... Darkside.

[–]sacrilegious 1 point2 points ago

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something, something, something... complete.

[–]zaffle -1 points0 points ago

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I understand posting to imgur when the original site won't handle the load, but deviantart will. So its just plain copyright theft. End of story.

[–]DesCo83 64 points65 points ago

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My wallet is the one that says "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" on it.

[–]Falsey 4 points5 points ago

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DO NOT WANT

[–]Void77 0 points1 point ago

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i fucking lold

[–]hearforthepuns 30 points31 points ago

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What does Emperor Palpatine look like? Does he look like a bitch?

[–]BadgeredWitness 84 points85 points ago

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I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the nigger gonna do? He's a Hutt.

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 29 points30 points ago

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I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ewok in my garage.

No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Ewok Storage?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Jabba Rocky Hutter

[–]ConstableLoadletter 29 points30 points ago

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That's 30 parsecs away. I'll be there in 10.

[–]dakboy 5 points6 points ago

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Isn't a parsec a measure of distance, not time?

[–]ConstableLoadletter 17 points18 points ago

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The gimp is strong in this one.

[–]glenbolake 11 points12 points ago

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"That's 30 miles away. I'll be there in 10."

It still makes sense. 10 is implied to be in minutes. That's how I read it, anyway.

[–]benihana 1 point2 points ago

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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kessel_Run#History

[–]7-methyltheophylline 46 points47 points ago

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Later : "Whomp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know because I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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How about an ewok? Ewoks eat their own feces.

[–]7-methyltheophylline 30 points31 points ago

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I don't eat Ewok either.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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Yeah, but do you consider an Ewok a filthy animal?

[–]swankstaff 26 points27 points ago

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I wouldn't go so far as to call an Ewok filthy, but it's definitely dirty. But Ewoks got personality, personality goes a long way.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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Ah, so by that rationale, if a Gamorrean had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

[–]ovinophile 16 points17 points ago

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Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfucking pig-man. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Kowakian monkey-lizard on Jabba's throne, you know what I'm saying?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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He's got a point. Salacious B. Crumb was a charming motherfucker, motherfucker.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Ah, so by that rationale, if a whomp rat had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

[–]Pxtl 22 points23 points ago

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"Bring out the wookiee"

"Wookiee's sleeping"

"Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you? ..."

[–]gruespoor 15 points16 points ago

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Vader with a blaster? Somethin' about that just ain't right.

[–]ovinophile 14 points15 points ago

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Yeah, seems like he'd prefer something more elegant, and not as clumsy or random as a blaster...

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[–]ColCabbage 0 points1 point ago

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upvoted for name

[–]shpanky 0 points1 point ago

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Should be his hand in a chokehold position.

[–]justonecomment 4 points5 points ago

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You know what... he should just have his hand out in the choke grip, that would still work in the image. Someone should fix it. Mr. Fett can keep his blaster.

[–]Antebios 3 points4 points ago

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It's Zed's.

Who's Zed?

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

[–]bilbicus 2 points3 points ago

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Came here to say this. Leaving satisfied.

[–]cyraxible 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly. A Sith Lord wouldn't use something like that.

[–]vader101 12 points13 points ago

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"I have altered the image. Pray that I do not alter it any further."

[–]T3kG33k 0 points1 point ago

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Thank the force it wasn't the pool.

[–]hamiltenor 7 points8 points ago

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This is awesome. Might also go over well in /r/wallpaper

[–]lawomen12345 4 points5 points ago

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I don't always use the force... but when I do, I prefer the dark side.

[–]c7hu1hu 4 points5 points ago

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Oh man, I just shot Lando in the face!

[–]yankeecommissar 1 point2 points ago

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Why the fuck did you do that?

[–]Szwarz 2 points3 points ago

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Wallpapered.

[–]cyberjedi 2 points3 points ago

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And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger with my big ass Death Star.

[–]ckup619 1 point2 points ago

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I just made this my work wallpaper! thanks!

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[–]bandman614 0 points1 point ago

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Scroll to the right.

I did the same thing.

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[–]Soodey 7 points8 points ago

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No, it's based on this iconic shot. So Vader is Jules.

[–]bandman614 0 points1 point ago

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ooohhhhhh

[–]doclo420 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK....SHIT!

[–]LuNaTiC_ViRuS 1 point2 points ago

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This is now my desktop background :)

[–]laga 1 point2 points ago

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I just got a popculture overflow.

[–]palpebral 1 point2 points ago

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ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!! DO YOU SPEAK IT??!!

[–]thisiscaketown 1 point2 points ago

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Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that says 'dead Wookie storage'?

[–]gruespoor 1 point2 points ago

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These are not the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for motherfucker!

[–]xavary 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, Chewie, they got the imperial system, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Millennium Falcon is.

[–]ColCabbage 0 points1 point ago

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when did he turn into Han Solo? is this Pulp fiction/Star Wars hybrid an M. Night shyamalan film?

[–]benihana 4 points5 points ago

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[Comment that takes a clever line from Pulp Fiction and replaces some of the words with different words from the Star Wars universe]

[–]yankeecommissar 1 point2 points ago

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I remember that scene!!

[–]Ilyanep 1 point2 points ago

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[Similarly meta comment making fun of meta OP and implicitly pointing out that meta comments aren't funny anymore.]

[–]Stingray88 0 points1 point ago

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[Comment that expresses that this is the best thing evar, lawl]

[–]anazem 1 point2 points ago

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Those guns look like penises.

[–]7-methyltheophylline 14 points15 points ago

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If your penis looks like that, see a doctor immediately.

[–]dakboy 7 points8 points ago

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But only if it looks like that for longer than 4 hours.

[–]InterPunct 4 points5 points ago

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Then call all your friends and start bragging.

[–]zachatree 0 points1 point ago

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New background :D

[–]bib4tuna 0 points1 point ago

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Source/credit?

[–]trailstar 0 points1 point ago

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this is great, any more of these?

[–]gummih 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant: http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp31059+vincent-vega-and-jules-winnfield-pulp-fiction-poster.jpg

somewhat relevant: http://www.digital-tv.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/banksy_pulp_fiction.jpg

[–]oliverMcMayonnaise 0 points1 point ago

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I bought this shirt from kid dangerous about 500 days ago. That shirt company has the softest tshirts around.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I guess the supermarket wasn't paying Chad Vader enough money.

[–]joe2100 0 points1 point ago

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This is warhol worthy.

[–]Zafner 0 points1 point ago

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Amusingly, the famous bible verse featured so prominently in this scene isn't actually in the bible. It is, however, presented almost verbatim at the beginning of the Sonny Chiba movie The Bodyguard.

Not that Tarantino used it without permission. That's just what it came from.

[–]SilverBack_Ace 0 points1 point ago

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I smell a Rewrite!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fail, Vader shouldn't have a gun and Boba should have his blaster.

[–]dave1022 0 points1 point ago

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IT'S A TRAP

[–]fenton7 0 points1 point ago

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Royale with Cheese, Baby!

[–]woCcixelsyD 0 points1 point ago

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New work computer wallpaper!

[–]usaidwhat 0 points1 point ago

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nice!

[–]bernardolv 0 points1 point ago

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can somebody do this with the daft punk helmets please?

[–]nemesiscw 0 points1 point ago

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Tons of them already.

[–]bernardolv 0 points1 point ago

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o

thanks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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New desktop background. Thanks.

[–]Soosed 0 points1 point ago

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I have 2 monitors can anyone suggest an appropriate wallpaper for the other monitor when this one is being used?

[–]maximun_vader 0 points1 point ago

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I approve of this picture

[–]Antebios 0 points1 point ago

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I've had that as my wallpaper for a long time now. People freak out when they see that.

[–]joellevin 0 points1 point ago

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Why do I not have a t-shirt with this on it?

[–]Gadzooks149 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.dustinresch.com/pulpphantom/phantom4.html

[–]wordassociation[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone put this on a shirt and sell it to me with a ridiculous markup? I'll also accept it without a ridiculous markup. Seriously though, the original artist should t-shirt this bitch up. I'd buy it.

[–]geekamongus 0 points1 point ago

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The only problem is, Vader was at least 6" taller than Boba Fett.

[–]latarian 0 points1 point ago

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Westar 34's Nice.

[–]silent_ginja 0 points1 point ago

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If anyone is interested, I added a little color -- makes for a nifty wallpaper.

[–]jfallon126 0 points1 point ago

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Old but FUCKING AWESOME.

[–]rboinski 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of the only pictures you can look at and say that someone is both a Star Wars Geek and a Tarantino fan

[–]soccerman 0 points1 point ago

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i like the daft punk version better

[–]kurtwinter 0 points1 point ago

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My new wallpaper!

[–]geckofish52 0 points1 point ago

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Thats super cool.

[–]birkz 0 points1 point ago

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I hope it is ok I took the liberty to make one for the iPhone 4 lock screen http://i.imgur.com/q4h4S.png

[–]MeinLife 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks!

[–]tumbleweed05 0 points1 point ago

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hells yes.

[–]spinfreak 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome!

[–]Carbivore 0 points1 point ago

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What does the emperor look like?!

[–]cslewisster 1 point2 points ago

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Commenting for later use

[–]pballer2oo7 2 points3 points ago

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do you see the "save" link underneath the submission headline?

[–]cslewisster 3 points4 points ago

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Sent from my I-phone using reedit compact. No save feature afaik

[–]schmalls 1 point2 points ago

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Download the Alien Blue app immediately.

[–]cslewisster 0 points1 point ago

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I did this thanks for suggesting it!!

[–]schmalls 1 point2 points ago

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No problem.

[–]pballer2oo7 -1 points0 points ago

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gotcha.

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