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[–]psykulor 69 points70 points ago

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I think it's cute.

[–]BirchBiter 42 points43 points ago

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He looks so pissed off with his stumpy little arms and legs.....it really is kind of cute.

[–]Frenchprotection 16 points17 points ago

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"Kill me now!"

[–]gunslinger81 6 points7 points ago

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Awww...

[–]florian0815 4 points5 points ago

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holy crap... i can't renember where i heard this one. simpsons? i only renember that it was quite funny :-) ...1 minute later: ah.. i think it was a simpsons halloween special where bart created quite an ugly creature :-)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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EVERY MOMENT I LIVE IS AGONY BLLLEEAAAHHHHH

[–]Frenchprotection 0 points1 point ago

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yep you got it :P

[–]whichoneiwonder 3 points4 points ago

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i think it's making the Me Gusta face

[–]DrFantana 0 points1 point ago

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And that salamander isn't looking too happy either. coughs... I'll let myself out.

[–]Hat-Trick 4 points5 points ago

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The salamander is ridiculously cute. It reminds me of the pet newts I kept as a kid, but more like a big, huggable version of them.

[–]26pt2miles 1 point2 points ago

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totally reminds me of a 'fire belly' newt.

[–]static_void 2 points3 points ago

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I know, those suspenders are adorable!

[–]reenigne 4 points5 points ago

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Tell me that wouldn't taste good as BBQ.

mmmmmmmmmmm

[–]stunt_penguin 3 points4 points ago

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But what's that thing he's holding?

[–]UberAce 0 points1 point ago

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Me too. I want one.

[–]RandomFrenchGuy 0 points1 point ago

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There's some good eatin' on one of those !

[–]bigJP 51 points52 points ago

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If this isn't an appropriate time to say "Damn nature you scary", I don't know what is.

[–]V2Blast 8 points9 points ago

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As everyone else has said: AHHHH HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHH

[–]CMYK2RGB 83 points84 points ago

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TIL: Weird people take pleasure I will never understand or comprehend from the act of holding giant salamanders.

[–]atomicthumbs 73 points74 points ago

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you're just sad you're never gonna get to hold one

[–]geak78 1 point2 points ago

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Damn right!

[–]AJRiddle 21 points22 points ago

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Oh God, the grammar!

[–]anonnow 1 point2 points ago

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Hold? I EAT giant salamanders.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You'd understand them even less if you knew those things can harbor any number of zoonotic diseases or parasites. Hope that guy bathed in Purell after the pic was taken.

[–]Trail0fDead -4 points-3 points ago

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  1. Type out sentence.
  2. Read.
  3. Correct sentence, if necessary.
  4. Repeat steps 1-3 until sentence is legible.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Your algorithm is broken. Your algorithm is broken.

[–]CMYK2RGB 0 points1 point ago

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5- Step away from PC and evaluate what really matters.

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[–]LesterDukeEsq 15 points16 points ago*

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Don't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!

[–]Hat-Trick 1 point2 points ago

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Oh geez, I'm cracking up at that one. I don't often outright laugh at the screen, but that did it.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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TIL Tiny men exist.

[–]phillyguy667 58 points59 points ago

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Salamanders of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

[–]khoury 21 points22 points ago

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Aaaassss yyyouuuu wwwiiiisshhhhhh...

[–]CaryElwes 27 points28 points ago

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Hey, you two. Stop stealing my lines.

[–]dread_pirate_westley 35 points36 points ago

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Get used to disappointment.

[–]CaryElwes 2 points3 points ago

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As you wish.

[–]phillyguy667 0 points1 point ago

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You were terrible in Saw.

[–]badalchemist 7 points8 points ago

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But fantastic in men in tights

[–]Fortuan 2 points3 points ago

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NEVER ARGUE WITH A THESPIAN!

[–]ericanderton 1 point2 points ago

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Especially when death is on the line!

[–]phillyguy667 0 points1 point ago

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Because unlike some other Robin Hoods, he can speak with a British accent.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Nightmare fuel. These things will somehow end up beneath my bed every night ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Why else would I have started a giant salamander nursery. I have already fitted them with lasers.

[–]Metamorphism 8 points9 points ago

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Reminds me of my ex girlfriend.

[–]MassesOfTheOpiate 21 points22 points ago

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Well, geez. That's...... disturbing.

[–]lizardlike 13 points14 points ago

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The North American species is called a hellbender. Badass!

[–]HussyTussle 6 points7 points ago

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[–]neorab 3 points4 points ago

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Head is in lower right corner

Caption from the image on wikipedia. Amused and terrified at the same time.

[–]Gettingbetter 2 points3 points ago

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Vernacular names include "snot otter", "devil dog", "mud-devil", "grampus", "Allegheny alligator", "leverian water newt", and "vulgo".

[–]lotictrance 1 point2 points ago*

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Holy shit, they live here! I'm gonna catch one in my Pokeball.

edit: And it's breeding season!

edit edit: And their population decline is due in part to

  • removal for use as exotic pets (a growing trade in China and Japan, where the animal can be sold for up to $1700)

PROFIT TIME

[–]VirgilCaine 6 points7 points ago

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The hellbender and Asian giant salamanders (family Cryptobranchidae) are aquatic amphibians found in brooks and ponds in the United States, China, and Japan.

Oh shit.

[–]escape_goat 2 points3 points ago

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The hellbender (or "snot otter") is significantly smaller, despite being the third largest salamander in the world. They only grow to be about 29" (75 cm) long.

[–]GerardHopkins 0 points1 point ago

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You will never find one in a pond. Small-med. rivers and brooks only.

[–]goonsack 14 points15 points ago

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... and love to be hugged.

[–]NiceDay4ASulk 6 points7 points ago

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That guy seems a little too happy to be gripping that salamander down there...

[–]jenivic 17 points18 points ago

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Where the hell are the dudes fingers going on his left hand?

[–]springyard 13 points14 points ago

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Got a handful of salamander junk.

[–]WelcomeToEarf 10 points11 points ago

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Saying "finger-bang a salamander" out loud is surprisingly satisfying.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I personally like "salamander finger-banger."

[–]Recoil42 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you, I've found my band's new name.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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exactly what i was wondering.

[–]ConeOfIce 1 point2 points ago

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Sweet fucking god.

[–]springyard 4 points5 points ago

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Though not quite a salamander, there used to be much, much bigger amphibians in the Triassic: Koolasuchus that was 5 fucking meters long.

*Edit: I suck at hyperlinks.

[–]cjfrench 0 points1 point ago

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ambush predator!

[–]snakesandstuff -2 points-1 points ago

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Are you sure? It appears to be an Andrias japonicus

I've worked with their "Giant Salamander" cousins here in the US.

[–]springyard 3 points4 points ago

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Yes, I'm pretty sure that koolasuchus lived 200 million years ago.

[–]snakesandstuff 1 point2 points ago

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My mistake, I misread your post. Upvote for you and downvote for me!.

[–]escape_goat 0 points1 point ago

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They sure were cooler suckers.

[–]whatthedude 2 points3 points ago

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what's the point in having a huge salamander if it can't tell you about it's day...

[–]Cptn_Hook 2 points3 points ago

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Must have been a long time since he felt the gentle warmth of a fisherman's touch. I don't think that's its leg.

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[–]rocktopotomus 0 points1 point ago

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quagsire was my favorite. earthquake and surf muah hahaha

[–]rmm45177 4 points5 points ago

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Woah, just think, a long time ago those this would have been considered a small salamander.

[–]TruthNotFound 18 points19 points ago

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Cuz he'd be younger, huh?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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no seriously what the fuck is that??

[–]agoole 1 point2 points ago

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This creepily reminded me of the d&d creature called a bulette.

[–]Optimal_Joy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BSaito 0 points1 point ago

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I don't really see the resemblance, though the fact that I immediately knew what you were talking about probably says something about me.

[–]E_lucas 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a mole rat from Fallout

[–]Jrix 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks to J-rpgs, it wasn't until I was 18 until I learned salamanders were aquatic, and not land based, as their fire breathing indicated.

[–]milleribsen 9 points10 points ago

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Salamanders are traditional symbols for fire, this comes from the old belief that they are born from fire, when, in actuality, they would be living on a damp log which, when thrown on a fire, becomes a non-hospitable environment for the salamander and they would scurry away. Thus the connection between fire and salamanders.

[–]cjfrench 0 points1 point ago

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I have always wanted a Salamander

[–]lorddj90 1 point2 points ago

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FATHER GIMME LEGS

[–]Nakore 1 point2 points ago

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TIL that giant salamanders get reach-arounds too.

[–]SuperLobster 1 point2 points ago

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Pokemon doesn't seem so abstract anymore...

[–]Markhitz 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, Kevin Kline really has some free time on his hands these days.(not to mention, giant salamander junk)

[–]Roenneman 1 point2 points ago

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I thought only women would take pictures of themselves with [object]?

[–]formated4tv 1 point2 points ago

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Why are there no Pokemon references?

CHARMANDER! I CHOOSE YOU!

[–]AKA_Squanchy 1 point2 points ago

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Are they stupid or can you teach them to fetch and stuff?!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I would try to fuck it!

[–]dickshoes 0 points1 point ago

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Yuck

[–]PubLiic 0 points1 point ago

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They don't have any natural enemies and they live a long fucking time. At least that's what I remember from TV.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thats what she said

[–]Grafnar 0 points1 point ago

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D'awww

[–]MsFrightlin 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell would you feed that? Giant Crickets?

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

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What that ... I don't even.

[–]unibody 0 points1 point ago

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OMGWTF.

[–]mordent 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure these have been around in Angband/Umoria/... for many versions now.

[–]ajde 0 points1 point ago

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I totally just heard about these reading Bill Bryson's A Walk in the Woods today! Weird. And creepy.

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK THAT SHIT.

  • Does it have teeth?
  • Can it run?

[–]robothardon 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this (slightly NSFWish):

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30715599@N04/3199857765/

Thanks, chan, for ruining me, btw.

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[–]MassesOfTheOpiate 0 points1 point ago

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Banned for unrelated comment spam. (Discount fashion accessories.)

[–]AngryFinnishDude 0 points1 point ago

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Giant salamanders exists in USA, Japan and China. Nuclear radiation? Godzilla? D: Keep that shit away from my lawn.

[–]HolyKrap 0 points1 point ago

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They pack quite a bite tho. Surprised he's holding it that close to his face, Jesus.

[–]hb_alien 0 points1 point ago

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"I wash my back with a rag on a stick."

[–]Makkaboosh 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit it's Cody 2.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Could you keep one as a pet?

[–]aidrocsid 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Homestuck.

[–]jackarroo 0 points1 point ago

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Those must taste terrible in order to still exist.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I can't fucking stand that guy. Poor giant salamander.

(Wrap bubble wrap on my ass and tickle me with a large peacock feather).

[–]KotLetun 0 points1 point ago

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And what's the ugly thing that holds giant salamander?

[–]WiseBinky79 0 points1 point ago

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This is how Joseph Smith found the golden plates?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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TIL: A picture exists of a man holding a giant salamander by its junk.

[–]escape_goat 0 points1 point ago

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Actually I think it has a foot on his curled fingers.

[–]Kuato_Jones 0 points1 point ago

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Open your mind... Open your mind.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If I saw one those in the wild I would die.

I would simply die.

[–]escape_goat 0 points1 point ago

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And then it would eat you.

[–]zeug666 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if being "giant" makes them more or less poisonous.

[–]Xanthobilly 0 points1 point ago

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Put that back in your pants!

[–]Iamsuchanidiot 0 points1 point ago

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NOT. POSSIBLE.

[–]spoof 0 points1 point ago

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The Steve Irvin grip; Finger up arse.

[–]anthony112358 0 points1 point ago

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Do you know where this picture was taken? I think this is my uncle.

[–]thieving_magpie 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know they existed and one crawled out of a huge rock I was standing on. I thought I had awoken a dinosaur.

[–]UhOneTwo 0 points1 point ago

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..........I'm pretty sure this guy has his hand up the giant salamander's ass......

[–]thirwell 0 points1 point ago

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no sir, I don't like it

[–]MouthBreather 0 points1 point ago

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WHERE ARE HIS LEFT HAND FINGERS?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Quote from predator " your one ugly mutha fucker"

[–]hagbard_celine 0 points1 point ago

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So what did it taste like?

[–]Cheeeeeryl 0 points1 point ago

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Not a big fan of Salamanders, but this one is quite adorable.

[–]FunkiPorcini 0 points1 point ago

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Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and and rub him and caress him and....

[–]rhinofeet 0 points1 point ago

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I saw one in a zoo in Japan when I was there. It had a huge tank and just sat their motionless the entire time I was there.

[–]StillEvilFlame 0 points1 point ago

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I just saw one of these at the zoo Sunday. They are really freaking impressive up close.

[–]unheimlichkeit 0 points1 point ago

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does anybody else think that this thing is not cute, but in fact very, very gross?

[–]jgopy 0 points1 point ago

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So what the fuck is it?

[–]battalion 0 points1 point ago

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You can have more info about these giant salamanders in this vid :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8496056.stm

[–]oddlike7 0 points1 point ago

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at first i was like shwaa? then i was like OMFG KILL IT WITH FIRE

[–]jojoko 0 points1 point ago

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simply providing a picture does not constitute a proper TIL submission.

[–]dem0h 0 points1 point ago

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TIL that there is giant salamanders sex offenders (right hand on sal's crotch)

[–]asherrd 0 points1 point ago

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That's no salamander, that's a space station.

[–]banjeed 0 points1 point ago

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Fools! That is a normal sized salamander, but undeniable proof that Leprechauns exist.

[–]jadedherself 0 points1 point ago

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i was perfectly ok not knowing this

[–]methylphenidatum 0 points1 point ago

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they exist and wear wristwatches

[–]reddinkydonk 0 points1 point ago

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that looks like the american godzilla! just cuter and stumpier :-]

[–]Pennsylvania_FK_Yeah 0 points1 point ago

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If you try to pick it up by the tail...does the tail break away? Also, what use would one have for the resulting meat cudgel?

[–]viddogames 0 points1 point ago

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I like the look on this guys face. As if to say, "Take a look at this nasty mother fucker."

[–]bI5h0p -1 points0 points ago

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T H R E S H O L D