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[–][deleted] 654 points655 points ago

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To be fair, it looks like it's not necessarily just for kids. It probably stretches out a lot.

[–]Bixie 160 points161 points ago

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You might even be able to fit two or three children in there at once...

[–]JDHalfbreed 70 points71 points ago*

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It reminds me of one I saw in Korea that had a picture of bambi from behind bent over and looking over his shoulder. It said "Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck." I really wish I had a picture of that one.

Edit: Thank you for finding it. My life is complete.

[–]Dirtyslayer 74 points75 points ago

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[–]charliedayman 7 points8 points ago

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You think you've seen everything...

[–]addakorn 7 points8 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Where did that butterfly just fly from???

[–]AustinTreeLover 5 points6 points ago

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Of course someone found it. God, I love reddit.

[–]kukkuzejt 10 points11 points ago

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You Dirtyslayer, you!

[–]AgrAde 4 points5 points ago

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But but but... Bambi is a dude :(

[–]red-rocket 6 points7 points ago

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The Doe Live Crew

[–]saisumimen 2 points3 points ago

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That's a 2 Live Crew lyric (LOL @ the awkward crowd faces)

edit: holy shit, I forgot they performed this song on the Phil Donahue Show.

[–]Foreall 1 point2 points ago

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if you fist them in it

[–]finallymadeanaccount 1 point2 points ago

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Hell, that's what it's made for in the first place. Of course, people have found different uses over time ...

[–]noahwass 1 point2 points ago

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That would stretch it out quite a bit.

[–]owenstumor 404 points405 points ago

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Are we still talking about the shirt?

[–]someguyincollege 38 points39 points ago

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I'd wager a no

[–]hflat 9 points10 points ago

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That was his joke, yes.

[–]MusicMagi 72 points73 points ago

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It's In The Fucking Childrens' Section!!!!!!

[–]thebillmac3 206 points207 points ago

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There's a Fucking Children section? Isn't that a little blatant?

[–]charliedayman 5 points6 points ago

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A lack of subtlety really is the problem here.

[–]safe_work_for_naught 45 points46 points ago

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Eight years old, dude.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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The only thing better than a 16 year is two 8 year olds.

[–]YHZ 16 points17 points ago

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Or half of a 32 year old

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I wonder what 20% of an 80 year old would be like?

[–]OmicronNine 8 points9 points ago

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Mostly just skin folds.

[–]PompousAss 19 points20 points ago

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Or Four 4 year olds.

[–]turtlemay 49 points50 points ago

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Or sixteen- you know what, no.

[–]PompousAss 12 points13 points ago

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Now that is just sick man.

[–]danltn 15 points16 points ago

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Sixteen 25 year olds? I see no issue.

[–]PompousAss 28 points29 points ago

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You didn't specify a preference so I sent you 16 trannies.

[–]danltn 8 points9 points ago

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Fucking awesome.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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16 one-year-old trannies.

[–]thephantompoo 408 points409 points ago

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WTF? ... 29.99 for that?

[–]ani625 323 points324 points ago

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Fisting doesn't come cheap dude.

[–]raspy_wilhelm_scream 235 points236 points ago

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Save money, fist yourself.

[–]SmartAssX 124 points125 points ago

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Or have a family member help out. Everyone can get involved!

[–]raspy_wilhelm_scream 139 points140 points ago

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The family that fists together...finishes together.

[–]SmartAssX 152 points153 points ago

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The Aristocrats!! Ta Daaaa

[–]pedropants 47 points48 points ago

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Just remember, it's probably just nonsexual and silly fun.

[–]workroom 35 points36 points ago

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and you're one r away from meeting Chris Hanson mr. pants...

[–]thebillmac3 32 points33 points ago

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predropants?

[–]getinthevan 15 points16 points ago

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pedroprants?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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perdropants?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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my fisting brings all the boys to the yarddd

[–]squarerootofminusone 15 points16 points ago

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There is no I in team, but there are two in fisting.

[–]psyne 1 point2 points ago

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Appropriate username.

[–]ifiwasntintherapgame 2 points3 points ago

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But when it does come, it's like nothing else you've ever experienced.

[–]rbranson 75 points76 points ago

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29.99 Malaysian ringgits = 9.6711 US dollars

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points ago

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I wasn't aware there was a conversion factor for made up currency.

[–]akimmaht 75 points76 points ago

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Yes what is this US dollars?

[–]firehorse66 21 points22 points ago

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You mean there's a currency more made up than the dollar?

[–]warabo 12 points13 points ago

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Even Pedobear needs a system.

[–]raleighs 10 points11 points ago*

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It's the Fisting Falcon from Pedo Pals.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pedopals

[–]Mr_Tulip 6 points7 points ago

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FALCON PUNCH!

[–]ThatLinkIsARickRoll 202 points203 points ago

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FYI This shirt and others are sold for much less online! The one pictured here was so (unintentionally) hilarious that I even bought one for myself:

http://www.rejectapparel.com/dp/8632735976/tHEr1CkR0Ll/hlHVLfljcg/qid=1284481822

[–][deleted] 153 points154 points ago

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God fucking damnit really, this is the first time in my life this has actually happened to me, and your goddamn account name even says it what it is.

[–]chronicpirate 83 points84 points ago

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His account name AND part of the link says "tHEr1CkR0Ll"...

[–]Finger-Nail 64 points65 points ago

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wow... good catch.

he's like "the riddler," leaving clues all over for us to find, yet us gothamites were too dense to figure them out!

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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I can't be blamed for the things that happen to me when I'm not paying attention. Just like how I can't be blamed for the things that I do when I'm drunk. Nor the things that I do when my cock is hard. Nor any of the things that I do after I wake up.

[–]platypusvenom 2 points3 points ago

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But you CAN be blamed for the things you do while sleep walking!

[–]Oy_a_shmate 12 points13 points ago

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ugh! i didn't see the account name!! ugghhhh

[–]Johanu 28 points29 points ago

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Nice shirt, make sure to never give it up.

[–]ilovelegos413 7 points8 points ago

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never let it down

[–]afinalsunset732 27 points28 points ago

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Well done good sir

[–]magicker71 10 points11 points ago

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Dammit.

[–]fuelvolts 28 points29 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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It all makes sense now!

[–]arunny 4 points5 points ago

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I just want to tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand... that I hate you!

[–]zaffle 2 points3 points ago

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Good work sir! Good work! I just wanted to believe...

[–]Yaminashi 1 point2 points ago

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Don't stop believing

[–]Aplodontia 2 points3 points ago

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How much in royalties has Rick now made off of this? Now that I think about it, he probably started the whole thing.

[–]montydad5000 1 point2 points ago

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I cannot believe I clicked on that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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How funny is it that I clicked it, saw what it was but youtube being a piece of shit, it didn't even load.

You suck youtube

[–]MysteryStain 1 point2 points ago

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I actually love getting Rick Rolled. Because of how rarely it happens all I can say is "well done sir."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well played sir. Well played.

[–]hobbitlover 6 points7 points ago

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Worth every penny. Breaks the ice at children's parties.

[–]Dave10 5 points6 points ago

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What currency is it?

[–]dhaadh[S] 21 points22 points ago

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Malaysian Ringgit

[–]Skitrel 5 points6 points ago

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Great deals. Pfft.

[–]tigull 279 points280 points ago

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fucking a dude, can't beat that

[–]Relemsis 168 points169 points ago

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[–]ani625 64 points65 points ago

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Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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How much money are we talking about?

[–]Wisedome 14 points15 points ago

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Look dad, I'm a farmer!

[–]Yotsubato 6 points7 points ago

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Would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?

Now its completely innocent :D

[–]helly1223 2 points3 points ago

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I laughed so hard at this comment that i had to leave my class, and even then i was laughing as i was making my way to the car.

[–]mogaly 1 point2 points ago

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Sure, why does he ne- damnit.

[–]Treshnell 5 points6 points ago

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Ah, the importance of proper punctuation!

[–]HandsOfBlue 125 points126 points ago

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Well, their hands are small...

[–]ramp_tram 26 points27 points ago

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I read this, agreed with it. Scrolled up to vote on some comments and realized what I had just read.

I burst out laughing and want to give you $5.

[–]HandsOfBlue 13 points14 points ago

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Woo, then I can go to goodwill and get this shirt!

[–]ramp_tram 5 points6 points ago

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You just need $19.99 more.

[–]meltedlaundry 15 points16 points ago

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Or, use the 5-fisting discount.

[–]ramp_tram 2 points3 points ago

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I love these comments.

[–]HandsOfBlue 1 point2 points ago

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By the time it'll be washed clean the screenprint will have been destroyed. Trust me.

[–]Toberoni 5 points6 points ago

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"Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands."

[–]ciaran036 6 points7 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Unrelated: Serenity, YAY!

[–]HandsOfBlue 2 points3 points ago

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Not unrelated. I think this is either one of Jayne's shirts, or one of Inara's services.

[–]andknitting 34 points35 points ago

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At Goodwill, most of the really tiny tees for slutty women end up in the kids section as well. Like Hooters, anything with "pussy" on it, bedazzled Vegas stuff and my favorite:

"Rock Out With Your Cock Out."

[–]mogaly 5 points6 points ago

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Ha, I could see a kid wearing that. Like, one of those low-english families bought it for him thinking it was a normal idiom.

[–]janearcade 6 points7 points ago

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I had an esl (English second language) client on my caseload (I'm a social workers) and the mom showed up wearing a shirt that said "This t-shirt gets me a lot of c*nt!" and had no idea. Now, how do explain that shit?

[–]pastanoose 4 points5 points ago

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How does one become a plurality of a social worker?

[–]Arnox 1 point2 points ago

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He's not a plurality of a social worker, he's a plurality of a worker that's social.

[–]methodicalmadness 4 points5 points ago

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And for the ladies, "Jam Out With Your Clam Out."

[–]danjessberger 99 points100 points ago

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what's a reject shop?

[–][deleted] 362 points363 points ago

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The reject shop called, and they're running out of you.

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[–]rub3s 103 points104 points ago

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oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife!

[–]pulpkb 86 points87 points ago

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His wife if is in a coma.

[–]TheGoogleGuy 44 points45 points ago

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I was in the pool

[–]rootchino 52 points53 points ago

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These pretzels are making me.. THIRSTY

[–]sigma_noise 29 points30 points ago

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These PRETZELS, they're making me thirsty!

[–]STUN_Runner 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah? Well, the life support machine called and... Wait! Yes! That's what I should've said!

[–]happydude742 4 points5 points ago

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I guess that's why she didn't move around much

[–]Toberoni 4 points5 points ago

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"I like it when they lay still like that."

[–]gelfin 5 points6 points ago

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If you're the all-time best seller at a reject shop, do they have to stop selling you?

[–]pierluc 31 points32 points ago

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From their site:

Q: The Reject Shop is a funny name. Is the stock faulty?

A: No. Our first store opened in South Yarra, Victoria in 1981. This shop sold ‘seconds’ and discontinued lines, hence The Reject Shop name. Today however, we no longer just sell seconds and discontinued lines, and have adopted our current formula for low prices and bargains on the everyday things people use most in their life.

[–]thornae 1 point2 points ago

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There's also a Malaysian chain with the same name, which is probably where this was spotted.
Given that I don't reckon I've ever seen a shirt for more than $15 in the Australian version.

[–]beavboyz 8 points9 points ago

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I can't believe nobody answered this with a simple answer. A reject shop is a chain store in Australia where you can get liquidated products from other stores. They sell overstock and products from other bankrupt stores.

[–]metal_falsetto 5 points6 points ago

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Gabriel Brothers!

[–]rawrz 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god, you've forced me to relive the five months I spent working in the Junior's department there. :(

[–]thornae 3 points4 points ago

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There's chains with this name in both Australia and Malaysia - both of them sell off-season, factory second, and similar stuff. Crapware bargain hunter paradise.

[–]methodicalmadness 1 point2 points ago

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In the States this is called T.J. Maxx

[–]drknight 3 points4 points ago

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Roses. They have toys left over that didn't sell when the FIRST Toy Story came out.

[–]Solkre 12 points13 points ago

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Goodwill.

[–]topherotica 25 points26 points ago

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Goodwill is where dead people's clothes go to die.

[–]Toberoni 13 points14 points ago

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And where you can dress like a hipster doofus

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[–]NewAgeNeoHipster 2 points3 points ago

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I too can verify this.

[–]zgwpn 9 points10 points ago

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You can actually find a lot of nice clothes at Goodwill, especially at locations in/near upper-class areas, I shop there all the time. Every nice dress shirt I own comes from Goodwill, and a lot of my everyday wear (which is decidedly not 'hipster' in any way) as well. Rich people like tax write-offs and poor people (ie: me) like cheap clothes, everyone wins!

I'm sure your comment was just in jest, but if not...stop hatin ;P

[–]Toberoni 2 points3 points ago

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It was a Seinfeld reference to Kramer.

[–]zgwpn 2 points3 points ago

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Ah, thank you for the clarification. Figures, not a day goes by that I'm not made a fool by my ignorance of Seinfeld references.

[–]ObviousSarcasm 1 point2 points ago

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Well shit, guess it's time to go Goodwill hunting.

[–]texpundit 5 points6 points ago

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I think it's like Solo Serve (defunct, I think) or something similar. New stuff but damaged in some minor way. Factory seconds.

[–]PompousAss 31 points32 points ago

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Let's clear this up now. You slide your fingers in, then you make a fist. You don't just start punching somebody's butthole or you will cause serious damage.

[–]HelpMeFindHim 11 points12 points ago

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What makes you think I want to punch your butthole? You are such a pompous ass...

[–]ucsblaw 6 points7 points ago

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depends on the fist...and the butthole in question. But ya, I'd say, as a general rule, what you say is true.

[–]barnis99 29 points30 points ago

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i often see shirts like that in asia with meaningless english words on them...its considered tacky to have japanese characters on a t-shirt in japan...but a 12 year old with "I love to be licked" in giant glitter lettered shirt is totally fine

[–]twomonocles 25 points26 points ago

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That's funny because it's considered tacky to have Japanese characters on a t-shirt in America too!

[–]adubbz 3 points4 points ago

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...don't forget tattoos of Japanese characters.

[–]GrahamCoxon 56 points57 points ago

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You should see the reject section in a Children shop

[–]texpundit 86 points87 points ago

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That's called the teen section of an orphanage.

[–]Zarokima 10 points11 points ago

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It's funny because it's true!

[–]blindfun 23 points24 points ago

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"My daughter excitedly brought this home from preschool today. It made me feel old."

[–]seanthethriller 18 points19 points ago

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Love hurts.

[–]area4444 8 points9 points ago

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Love scars.

[–]thisistrue 8 points9 points ago

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Love tears.

[–]bjlange 6 points7 points ago

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Love prolapses.

[–]winkyburger 8 points9 points ago

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[–]MarcusNY 9 points10 points ago

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Fisting, it's how I proposed to my wife.

[–]DuBBle 25 points26 points ago

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It's also how you lost the ring.

[–]serial_grapist 7 points8 points ago

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The kid that wears this is just begging to get graped in the mouth.

[–]funknjam 6 points7 points ago

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First of all, what is a Reject Shop?

Second of all, that needs a "For Rectal Use Only" tag.

[–]ddesjarl 4 points5 points ago

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I once knew a girl that got "the shocker" tattooed on her. She thought it was sign language for "I love you."

Yea, explain that to your kids.

[–]rocketstail 5 points6 points ago

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In the retail store that I work, I saw a little girl come in wearing a shirt that said "F#@! me, I'm FAMOUS"

I ಠ_ಠ'd.

[–]KajiKaji 6 points7 points ago

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Remember when CNN kept talking about Barack and Michelle Obama Fist bumping and they kept saying they're fisting each other?

[–]Gainsborough 15 points16 points ago

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Because when I think pre-teen affection, oh yeah, I think Falcon Punch.

[–]DigTheDoug 5 points6 points ago

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[–]biggiepants 4 points5 points ago

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Don't you know there's hipster kids these days?
http://minihipster.com/lookbook/chalk-n-cheese

[–]killercacti 4 points5 points ago

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http://minihipster.com/lookbook/destined-for-cool

dude, this kid is badass. destined for cool, indeed!

[–]darijakarta 1 point2 points ago

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These are actually really cute...

[–]bavarian 4 points5 points ago

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i wish he got a pic of the back that says HARDER

[–]Slowlearner 2 points3 points ago

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This would look great being worn by a Miss Piggy puppet.

[–]dagny_as 3 points4 points ago

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The image of a little kid running around with that shirt on is priceless

[–]Haggismaximus 3 points4 points ago

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Recent IM conversation.

Me: http://i.imgur.com/jZLev.jpg

Me: kids section

Friend: omg WHAT?

Friend: is there even a not dirty way to take that?

Me: take a fist?

Me: no, it's dirty

[–]alongfortheride 3 points4 points ago

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i am a 400 lbs gay man and I want to wear that exact shirt at the Folsom Street Fair at the end of the month.

[–]shawnpeps 10 points11 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]fragaria 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I want to wear that shit while performing interviews.

[–]420Manda420 4 points5 points ago

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It's funny 'cause it's true!

[–]pddro 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of that classic song by Nazareth: "Loooove Hurts!"

[–]comfortlift 1 point2 points ago

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Is this from T-shirt Hell-Hell or something?

[–]oftenon1 1 point2 points ago

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does it come in XXL? ; )

[–]xenucide 1 point2 points ago

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Pssh, children's clothes my ass. If it's cotton, you can definitely stretch it out.

[–]Badmojoe 1 point2 points ago

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well its true...

[–]supervixxen 1 point2 points ago

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Ohhhhh, please buy a few-- I will SO Paypal you for one! The horrified looks I would receive wearing this in small-town Mississippi would make it an exceedingly worthwhile purchase.

...also, I do wonder what it was supposed to say >_>

[–]dhaadh[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I was going to buy one, but my parents were with me at the time.

[–]Shredder13 3 points4 points ago

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Just explain to them why it's so funny. Then say something along the lines of:

"But MoooOOOOoom! People on the internet will think it's hilarious!"

[–]safe_work_for_naught 1 point2 points ago

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They're right behind you, all the way.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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i need this. i will pay you. i'll cover shipping and include enough for you to buy one for yourself. it's $29.99 in MYR right? it's going to be a gift for a very good friend... his wife is preggo with their first born. he's got a sick sense of humor just like i do and he's going to love it.

[–]dhaadh[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I'll be going there tomorrow, I'll try to get it then.

[–]Lemonarchy 1 point2 points ago

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Where was it? KL?

[–]dhaadh[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Subang Parade

[–]boobtoober 1 point2 points ago

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But... but the shirt is right! It's how I express myself to the people I love!

[–]bilf 1 point2 points ago

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If the fist fits, you must fist it.

[–]PonPeriPon 1 point2 points ago

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They were going to say 'Pounding', but realized it might be a sexual innuendo.

[–]joliette_le_paz 1 point2 points ago

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THE T-SHIRT TELLS NO LIES!

[–]Gothiks 1 point2 points ago

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Project Mayhem is underway.

[–]ucsblaw 1 point2 points ago

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back in the third or fourth grade my friend had to turn his shirt inside out for the rest of the day because it had 4 rows of cartoon lizards having sex in different positions. Our phys-ed teacher pointed it out. He was cracking up at it.

This was about 20 years ago and the facts are a little fuzzy but I don't remember hearing much else about it. If this was today...it would be on CNN.

[–]SchwarzP10 1 point2 points ago

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this picture was posted to the appropriate board

[–]theRelentless 1 point2 points ago

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I was drinking a hot chocolate. I'm now trying to mop it up off my shirt and Maths homework. Thanks.

[–]pushers2020 1 point2 points ago

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My son has that shirt.

[–]sarafay26 1 point2 points ago

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Jenna Jameson came out with her own kids clothing line?

[–]Undergroundpyro 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ just, ಠ_ಠ

[–]drqxx 1 point2 points ago

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Did you buy one?

[–]albertscoot 1 point2 points ago

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There should be a clothing section in every store with politically wrong statements. I saw a "self esteem" jacket on sale at Sears.

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Hurry, Fist in best dressed.