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You gonna light that pipe? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]315was_an_inside_job 241 points242 points ago

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You would not survive the attempt.

I slipped that one into a verbal confrontation once and the other person was really caught by surprise. I suppose it was a bit severe for what we were arguing about.

[–]webbitor 66 points67 points ago

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I will be using this. As it is and ever was, according to the prophesy.

[–]Chyndonax 34 points35 points ago

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Adding it to my list of bad ass things to say during verbal soon to be physical confrontations.

[–]aperson 86 points87 points ago

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You would not survive the attempt.

[–]Chyndonax 15 points16 points ago

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You'll last ten minutes if you're lucky. If you're really lucky you'll be unconscious for the last five.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You light that pipe...

[–]Chyndonax 16 points17 points ago

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Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's on thing you don't put in a trap if smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's on thing you never, ever put in a trap...me.

[–]Wonderfat 3 points4 points ago

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Why doesn't The Doctor smoke a pipe? Pipes are cool...

[–]CharlieReynolds 1 point2 points ago

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The First Doctor did. Once.

[–]Moregunsthanpatience 4 points5 points ago

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He's been tripping ever since.

[–]BostonTentacleParty 3 points4 points ago

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Time Lords are fine with all kinds of radiation humans find deadly, but they've got a terrible time with lung cancer.

[–]Chyndonax 1 point2 points ago

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Hopefully one of his future incarnations might take it up. Although even for the Doctor Holmes is a tough act to follow. Especially in Britain.

[–]capriceragtop 1 point2 points ago

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Pipes are cool...

It is for precisely that reason that the Doctor will not smoke one. If he were seen smoking a pipe, whilst wearing a bow tie and a fez, viewers may melt.

I have experience with this. I've smoke a pipe whilst wearing a bow tie and fez.

[–]capriceragtop 1 point2 points ago

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What episode is that from? Sounds like it's a Matt Smith line.

[–]Chyndonax 0 points1 point ago

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Matt Smith in Time of Angels.

http://www.tv.com/doctor-who/the-time-of-angels-1/episode/1332575/trivia.html?tag=episode_header;trivia

[–]capriceragtop 0 points1 point ago

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Ah yes. I remember it now. Thanks for the link.

[–]angryvigilante 0 points1 point ago

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Anytime someone has a - at the end of their name, it makes their upvotes look like downvotes at a glance.

[–]lysdexia-ninja 1 point2 points ago

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Can you post that list? Or was it metaphorical?

[–]Chyndonax 1 point2 points ago

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three of them you have. There are only two others, one from a reply in this thread.

  • well, don't let fear and common sense stop ya.
  • Rule number one, don't fuck with me. Rule number two..DON'T...FUCK...WITH...ME!!! Delivery is important here.

Sorry it's so short, I just started it a few months ago and the really good ones don't come often.

[–]lysdexia-ninja 1 point2 points ago

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I like them. I'll keep my eyes peeled for things to add to it and keep you posted.

[–]Chyndonax 0 points1 point ago

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Much appreciated.

[–]l00pee 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget my favorite... 'well, don't let fear and common sense stop ya.'

[–]Chyndonax 0 points1 point ago

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Good one. Adding it to the list as well.

[–]RageX 1 point2 points ago

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Damn what is that from? I seem to recall someone talking about ending every sentence with "according to the prophecy". I think it was a comedian.

[–]webbitor 0 points1 point ago*

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I'm honestly not sure. I almost think it was Richard Feynman...

"As it is and ever was," is my embellishment.

Edit: can't find the originator, but it's supposed to be "...in accordance with the prophecy."

[–]rabbitambulance 0 points1 point ago

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So say we all.

[–]Hovertruck 58 points59 points ago

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Other Person: Alright, I'll go back to the store to get some milk

315: You would not survive the attempt

[–]ronintetsuro 8 points9 points ago

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ITS BEEN REVOKED

[–]themoop78 17 points18 points ago

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My brother always threatened me growing up with, "There will be two hits... Me hitting you, and you hitting the ground." I definitely think "You would not survive the attempt" is far superior.

[–]CaladanBrood23 1 point2 points ago

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I always liked Captain Spalding: I hit you, your dick hit's the dirt.

[–]TokenRightWinger 37 points38 points ago

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LOOKOUT THERE'S AN S COMING

[–]the_Madman 6 points7 points ago

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GET YOUR APOSTRAPHES OUT!

[–]m1ndcr1me 4 points5 points ago

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Why does the dick's hit have to be the dirt? Why does the dick get a hit in the first place? Is this some sort of penile slap-battle? I don't get it...

[–]Sucka27 5 points6 points ago

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Actually the "dick hit" is the object. I didn't read the dick as owning the hit.

I hit you, your dick hit is the dirt. So you may have asked 'why does the dick hit have to be dirt?'

Caladan, you read Dust of Dreams yet? I'm halfway through, it's good.

[–]m1ndcr1me 0 points1 point ago

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I see your point, but it can also be read my way. When he says "dick hit's," it is implied that either the dick is hit, or that the dick gets to attempt a hit of its own.

[–]lysdexia-ninja 0 points1 point ago

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"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? "

(While the application of the full quote is somewhat limited in scope, you could always just cut it down to the last line.)

[–]capriceragtop 1 point2 points ago

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"hey, I gotsta know."

click

"sonofabitch."

[–]locutusfacepalm 0 points1 point ago

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or do this... relevant

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Three hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 100.

[–]ObligatoryResponse 0 points1 point ago

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They rarely drive that fast, commonly just 10 mph over the speed limit.

[–]KoldKompress 0 points1 point ago

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My Grandad used to say something similar.

"There'd be three hits, me hitting you, you hitting the wall, and then the ambulance hitting 70 on its way to the hospital."

[–]locutusfacepalm 5 points6 points ago

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My paps used to say.... nah, he just liked to beat on me. nice guy when sober though

[–]mcreeves 0 points1 point ago

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My dad used to threaten me with this, except he'd say, "there'll be two sounds, my fist hitting you, and you hitting the floor". He'd punch his other hand for emphasis.

[–]SicKilla 16 points17 points ago

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Back in HS study hall I got into an argument with another bigger dude, named Jason. At one point, after a lot of smack talking, I leaned across the table, seething, and said, "Go ahead, fucking hit me. Come on, do it, motherfucker!" That pretty much ended it right there between he and I.

Three days later Jason gets into it with another kid I knew well, a friend, but this time it was across the street from the school in the city park. They're toe to toe and Jason screams at my friend "Hit me! Fucking hit me, bitch!" My friend just kinda looked taken aback for a second, shrugged his shoulders and knocked this kid out with one fucking punch! Talk about face palm. Wrong place for that line dummy!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of that episode of Hey Arnold.

[–]capriceragtop 0 points1 point ago

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They said "fuck" in Hey Arnold? Must've missed that episode.

[–]randomprecision 2 points3 points ago

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lemme guess - another "Han shot first!" argument. Those are the WORST.

[–]saisumimen 1 point2 points ago

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I suppose it was a bit severe for what we were arguing about

Threatening to murder someone during a verbal confrontation usually is.

[–]wilsonism 1 point2 points ago

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I had a guy at work say he was going to take a fan out of my truck when I told him I wouldn't let him borrow it. He didn't take it.

[–]stufff 0 points1 point ago

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"Alright 315was_an_inside_job, I'm going to need to perform a colonoscopy on you to check for colon cancer..."

"You would not survive the attempt."

[–]minutemantm 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite comparable is to tell people "If you're going to hit me, you better good and goddamn well enjoy it, because it's going to be the last fucking chance you get."

In reality, I'm a giant pussy, but apparently I say it with enough conviction in my voice to sound convincing, because I've never had anybody hit me subsequently.

[–]arkanus 0 points1 point ago

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You can still be a pussy and say this. It might be the last chance they get because you bring them up on criminal charges and then sue them as well. I bet that would make it the last time too.

[–]HelloMcFly 0 points1 point ago*

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Every time I've had the opportunity and composure to do so, I've said some version of the following when I felt someone was going to strike a blow (so, three times since high school):

"You thinking about hitting me? Go ahead - I won't hit you back, because I don't need to hit you back. And when you're done you can ask yourself which of us is the bigger man: the guy that needed to prove his manhood with his fists, or the guy that took your punches and still doesn't give a shit."

Every time it metaphorically cut the other fella's balls off. I think my dad told me a story of him doing it once, and it stuck.

Edit: Just to be clear, I don't endorse this, and would never do it again now that I'm a bit less care-free.

[–]goose666 2 points3 points ago

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Just like Biff.

[–]locutusfacepalm 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, this is why anecdotal advice sucks. I abhor violence, and never threaten it, but in certain milieus, the aforementioned will get you killed. tl;dr --- pussies should avoid dive bars, or bring a weapon

[–]HelloMcFly 0 points1 point ago

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It's not advice, it's an anecdote. And I hope you're not calling me a pussy, because that seems uncalled for.

[–]locutusfacepalm 0 points1 point ago

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As to the latter, I was not, I spoke more generally; as to the former, that's some serious hair-splitting as to whether one calls your father's words 'anecdote', 'advice', or 'anecdotal advice'.

[–]HelloMcFly 0 points1 point ago

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It's not splitting hairs, it is what it is. My dad told me the story in a decidedly non-advice fashion (more bragging because he was a badass in his day), I remembered and used it a couple of times in my feistier days. I don't recommend people antagonize others, though I'm glad I have my stories of it now, so I edited the post for clarity.

[–]ariesgeek -1 points0 points ago

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Consequences will never be the same.

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[–]codepoet 3 points4 points ago

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Cool story, bro.

[–]nixonrichard 290 points291 points ago

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Old as the Internet, but one of my favorites.

[–]Fosnez 112 points113 points ago

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I downloaded the internet once, there was a lot of porn.

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points ago

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I know some people who have the internet stored on 150 3.5" floppy disks...

[–]TangLikeAnAstronaut 26 points27 points ago

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I don't understand.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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From tvtropes:

The SCP Foundation is a wiki that serves as a collection of reports on fictional artifacts/humanoids, based around the idea of a international agency that contains items that threaten the normality of the world. These items are referred to as SCPs, with each one given containment procedures, a description, and history of experiments on them. Originated as "creepypasta" on 4chan's /x/ (paranormal) board, and then moved to its own site. Supplementary information includes short stories, profiles of "researchers" (authors), and an associated IRC chat room. There is also roleplay.

[–]rospaya 7 points8 points ago

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Add a Wikipedia link there and I'm lost for the day.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Thanks to reddit, i'm lost on a daily basis...

[–]ItsOkImRussian 5 points6 points ago

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Larry and Sergey wanted to download the whole internet. What they didn't tell anyone was that they wanted to archive all the porn.

[–]Truth_Twister 7 points8 points ago

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I still don't get it.

[–]stillalone 17 points18 points ago

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There's PORN on the INTERNET.

[–]jaryl 17 points18 points ago

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Come again?

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 33 points34 points ago

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Give me a few minutes, I'm not as young as I used to be.

[–]funnynickname 0 points1 point ago

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Is it bad if nothing but air comes out? Whoosh.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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This is what I love about reddit. A comment about about how old a comic is produces a thread that degenerates into ejaculation puns and discussion of refractory periods and internet porn.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly.

[–]jerema 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY SHIT, he's not lying!!!

[–]Truth_Twister 0 points1 point ago

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OHHHHH

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This wasn't a full explanation, please go deeper

[–]NukeTheEnglish 0 points1 point ago

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We're trying its just really hard.

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[–]unsignedera 5 points6 points ago

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I'd like to take a moment to thank you for your contribution to my internet addiction. That is one super cool site.

[–]themapleboy 2 points3 points ago

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wtf is this? no seriously i read the whole article and am thoroughly confused.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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a fake wiki for an organization that stores supernatural stuff.

Its actually fairly entertaining to read.

[–]delecti 1 point2 points ago

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That site is on average more of a time sink per visit than tvtropes. Maybe that's just me.

[–]Exedous 1 point2 points ago

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I remember putting porn on floppies. We titled the floppy "pron" because we thought we were sly mother fuckers.

[–]Klink-a-dink-dink 0 points1 point ago

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I love getting caught up in that site, but I must ask, are the entries supposed to be kinda scary? Or just creepy?

[–]explodinggreen 0 points1 point ago

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They tend to filter out anything that doesn't fulfill a certain grim/dark quota.

[–]m1ndcr1me 1 point2 points ago

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So where are all of the skulls and Space Marines on the site, then?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Just because 40K is grim/dark doesn't mean everything grim/dark has Space Marines in it. That my friend, is known as Affirming the Consequent.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think some of them are supposed to be scary, others just creepy. It's a wiki-based site, so it's all decided by whoever wants to write one really...

[–]Yohnstoppable -1 points0 points ago

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Keanu has the internet stored in his brain, which is why he's so sad.

[–]TommyWiseauAhaha 1 point2 points ago

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The internet? I heard you could get a virus from that.

[–]ShadowOnion 0 points1 point ago

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Do you know a good torrent to use? My internet's taking forever.

[–]Fosnez 1 point2 points ago

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Only 24 Petabytes? You must have the "Family Safe" version?

[–]downneck 0 points1 point ago

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i beat the internet once, the last guy was hard

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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in this?

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    [–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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    agreed. every time i see it i notice how great the pauses in the dialog are.

    [–]LeonTheremin 3 points4 points ago

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    I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

    [–]BritishEnglishPolice 2 points3 points ago

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    Older, surely?

    [–]ForgettableUsername 14 points15 points ago

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    Nothing is older than the Internet.

    [–]Ethril 1 point2 points ago

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    My Intro to Multics professor disagrees.

    [–]ForgettableUsername 4 points5 points ago

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    I am pretty sure the universe did not exist until Jan 1, 1970. You can't make a file older than that, so it must be the beginning of time.

    [–]Ethril 3 points4 points ago

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    I think it existed, but in a totally unstable manner, blinking in and out as we discovered such gateways as photolithography and the transistor, and developed our understandings of logic and calculus to let us master it.

    [–]ForgettableUsername 3 points4 points ago

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    I respect your beliefs, but I can't accept that argument because there is no legitimate scientific evidence to support a pre-1970 world.

    [–]celoyd 7 points8 points ago

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    Well, obviously the pre-1970 world didn’t exist at the time (the very idea is absurd), but maybe it existed retrospectively after 1 January 1970. The events that we now assign to “times” before then had no coherent experience of time as we know it now, obviously, but when the epoch was established it collapsed the waveform, so to speak, and imposed a kind of order on the hot soup of chronological triangle inequality violations.

    So for example Marco Polo never had any position or extent in time himself, but since second 0 he’s been embedded by some kind of dimensionality reduction–like force into the approximately linear time-like space that’s been imposed on the meaningless chaos that we model as “negative seconds”.

    In other words, the pre-1970 world, with all its colorful events such as women’s suffrage, the invention of fire, and John Keats, is now in the past although it was never in the present.

    This is my best guess. I challenge anyone to come up with a simpler explanation of why I can’t make a file older than 1970.

    [–]Ethril 1 point2 points ago

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    You must have faith in the teachings of Emacs, my child, for you are the chosen one. Only you can rise above editors and OS alike, in order to bring niceness and adherence to security policy to this world, at long last!

    [–]ForgettableUsername 1 point2 points ago

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    Woah.

    [–]Ethril 1 point2 points ago

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    I read that in a Keanu Reeves voice.

    [–]mook37 1 point2 points ago

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    IP was not formalized until May 1974.

    [–]Beriadan 0 points1 point ago

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    Stop calling me Shirley!

    [–]dlaube 0 points1 point ago

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    my god that's funny.

    [–]sclark10 0 points1 point ago

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    Gotta love the classics!

    [–][deleted] ago

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    [deleted]

    [–]codepoet 5 points6 points ago

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    It's funny because it's almost domestic violence.

    [–]locutusfacepalm 0 points1 point ago

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    You are what is known as Carlin "A Side"

    [–]Denverton -1 points0 points ago

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    Good thing MrOHai isn't here

    [–]Sonewall 124 points125 points ago

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    They were all done by a guy named Jay Pinkerton.

    Here is a link to his website

    Very funny stuff.

    [–][deleted] 57 points58 points ago

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    Wow, looks like I've just found the source to my favorite image of all time.

    [–]TheEphemeric 14 points15 points ago

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    Holy penis!

    [–]Milestoned 2 points3 points ago

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    Lets hope your birthday wish will be granted.

    [–]kylothemagnificent 12 points13 points ago

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    Oh? What if... Half-Spiderman-Half-Asian asked you?!

    [–]Redwater 13 points14 points ago

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    He's writing some of the script for Portal 2, btw.

    [–]snake_n_bacon 4 points5 points ago

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    Actually, apparently the author is Jim Treacher, Jay Pinkerton just set up a contest of sorts.

    [–]amosharper 0 points1 point ago

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    How does he manage so much from his lab in the broken bow of Rivet City?

    [–]superiority 5 points6 points ago

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    Used to collaborate with David Wong for some stuff on pointlesswasteoftime.com (now merged with Cracked), and was a regular on the forums there. He's also written some stuff for Cracked himself.

    [–]arjie 2 points3 points ago

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    Actually, it would seem that it wasn't Jay Pinkerton who made it.

    [–]EgoSumAwesome 1 point2 points ago

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    He is now working on Portal 2, btw! Exciting stuff!

    [–]BuckSexington 1 point2 points ago

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    Yeah. He's in-house at Valve, responsible for the TF2 comics and blog posts (with Erik Wolpaw).

    [–]so0k -1 points0 points ago

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    should be upvoted more for providing the source!

    [–]Agreatbigbushybeard 105 points106 points ago

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    First time I'm happy to see a repost, honestly. I love this one

    [–]pillage 5 points6 points ago

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    This one seems to be reposted with just the right time between.

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      [–]miles_danish 21 points22 points ago

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      Who does these? I forget, gotta go read 'em all. Please help.

      [–]Pylly 8 points9 points ago

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      http://jaypinkerton.com/

      [–]miles_danish 0 points1 point ago

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      Thank you.

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      [deleted]

      [–]whatisthis8 5 points6 points ago

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      Man that's weird reading his anti-obama stuff. I kind of assumed he'd be democrat.

      [–]dr_jan_itor 6 points7 points ago

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      100% teatard there.

      [–]thatfellow 13 points14 points ago

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      You never go full teatard.

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      [deleted]

      [–]whatisthis8 0 points1 point ago

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      it was the reddit account for the guy who wrote the comic, which he linked to his website with some other stuff. very tea party.

      [–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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      Does this remind anybody else of a ray bradburry story? It's the one where the old couple tries to kill each other with traps they set, but then they accidentally kill all their neighbors instead? Which one is that?

      [–]seanofthebread 21 points22 points ago

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      The Very Gentle Murders.

      [–]BlackbeltJones 2 points3 points ago

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      Actually, it reminded me of the In Living Color "Still Together" sketches.

      [–]jun2san 0 points1 point ago

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      Reminds me of that one 911 call recording of the man who shot his wife and surprisingly sounded calm about it. He said she wouldn't stop nagging him. Anyone heard this/have a link?

      [–]webbitor 0 points1 point ago

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      rings a bell. i think it's in a short story collection of his that I have and can't recall the name of.

      [–]bobindashadows -1 points0 points ago

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      I think I saw a movie like that.

      [–]elnerdo 5 points6 points ago

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      I've seen this before, but I don't know where it's from. Can someone help me?

      [–]siggplus 8 points9 points ago

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      http://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/7z91s/we_done_here/

      [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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      TINEYE

      [–]lucasvb 6 points7 points ago

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      Didn't help. Just random funny dump sites and blogs. No original source.

      [–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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      FUCK

      Anyway, I know the source, because it's the same guy who did those spiderman edits.

      [–]ObligatoryResponse 0 points1 point ago

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      Good for you?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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      Yes, for my sourcelust is quenched.

      [–]ObligatoryResponse 0 points1 point ago

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      There are some who might appreciate if you shared with the group.

      [–]SicKilla 3 points4 points ago

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      First time I've seen this. Loved it, thanks!

      [–]pyx 4 points5 points ago

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      Reminds me of redmeat

      [–]frolix8 2 points3 points ago

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      Some of the best sex happens right after this kind of stuff.

      [–]ObsceneBirdOfNight 11 points12 points ago*

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      "Oh, this comic again"

      "say again?"

      "I said, this comic again. Reddit and this comic, every day for 37 years"

      "oh."

      "Funny thing..."

      "eh?"

      "I said, funny thing. Noticed someone posted this comic on Reddit again... You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?"

      "YOU LIGHT THAT PIPE!"

      "Fuck you."

      [–]BeneficiaryOtheDoubt 2 points3 points ago

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      Every day? This is the first I've seen it.

      Maybe I'm just not on /r/funny as often as you?

      [–]mango_feldman 2 points3 points ago

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      Joke explainer?

      [–]sayrith 4 points5 points ago

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      i dont get it...at all

      [–]themantiss 0 points1 point ago

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      obviously you're not married

      [–]sayrith 0 points1 point ago

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      i am not

      [–]themantiss 0 points1 point ago

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      And it shows

      [–]Sinnocent 1 point2 points ago

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      This made me LOL so hard and then immediately send it to my husband. I've just seen a glimpse of our future.

      [–]jimauthors 1 point2 points ago

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      We done here?

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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      My wife and I have had a copy of this framed in our house since we got married. It was a great gift.

      [–]andonato 0 points1 point ago

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      Awesome. I now know what I'm getting my buddy for his wedding gift.

      [–]mrrandomman420 1 point2 points ago

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      As I was scrolling through my rss feeds, I had packed a bowl and forgot to smoke it. I saw this headline and it reminded me I had a packed pipe in my hand, thank you reddit for reminding me to get high.

      [–]clstrfckr 0 points1 point ago

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      same exact thing just happened to me. brofive!

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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      I thoroughly enjoyed that.

      [–]caviar 0 points1 point ago

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      Ah, marriage!

      [–]jeffhughes 4 points5 points ago

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      This is the sanctity that we need to protect!

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      [deleted]

      [–]mook37 1 point2 points ago

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      That extra barrier can potentially be socially useful, if you have kids. Not much fun to have your parents divorce while you're growing up.

      I have a friend who never quite forgave his parents for breaking up.

      [–]bocanegra 1 point2 points ago*

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      Well, you CAN leave. You can get a divorce. It's only a failure if you want to see it that way. It's like quitting a job: you got what you wanted from it but now you want to leave. It's not a failure, just a big change.

      Both my wife and I know that if at some point in our life we're not happy with each other anymore, we'll get a divorce. It's also a motivation to keep working on the relationship (instead of thinking "fuck it, we're married forever, we don't have to do anything to keep things this way").

      [–]iLEZ 0 points1 point ago

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      I don't care that i've seen it before. I laugh every time.

      [–]eliatic 0 points1 point ago

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      So, boys and girls, this is how grandpa and grandma really talk when you're not around being cute.

      [–]AUTOMATICJESUS 0 points1 point ago

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      Where did he even find that pipe?

      [–]bewarethetreebadger 0 points1 point ago

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      Does the illustrator know my grandparents?

      [–]jibijib 0 points1 point ago

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      I posted this last year. It only got downvotes.

      [–]rickyrickyricky 0 points1 point ago

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      He should have told her to smoke his pipe. She can't open her mouth when it it full. Sexual frustration is the problem in this scene.

      [–]worff 0 points1 point ago

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      So....this isn't how parents are supposed to act?

      [–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

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      That one never gets old.

      [–]mcreeves 0 points1 point ago

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      Lol, ahhh marriage. Can't wait to jump on that boat.

      [–]Kryptus 0 points1 point ago

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      I imagined that as the kid from family circus all grown up.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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      well done.

      [–]themantiss 0 points1 point ago

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      What's she doing out of the kitchen?

      [–]druzel -4 points-3 points ago

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      My upvote made it 666 votes. Does that mean anything?

      [–]NiceGuysFinishLast 4 points5 points ago

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      Yes. You're the Anti-Christ.

      [–]Savet 0 points1 point ago

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      He might as well be the anti-santa

      [–]SnowdensOfYesteryear 1 point2 points ago

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      If a story gets atleast 667 karma, then at some point it had 666. So you upvoting a story to 666 is hardly unique or consequential.

      tl;dr: no.

      [–]matlick -1 points0 points ago

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      I don't get it, so she poisoned or added explosive to his tobacco in an attempt to kill him and he chose the one night in 37 years not to light it because he noticed she tampered with the tobacco?

      [–]BFSkinner -1 points0 points ago

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      What's that now?

      [–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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      Domestic Violence is not funny.

      [–]terafunker 13 points14 points ago

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      No it isn't. It's hilarious!

      [–]chka 4 points5 points ago

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      -One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to the moon!

      [–]zair -5 points-4 points ago

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      Genius.

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