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[–]taitabo 115 points116 points ago

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The problem is that the dog doesn't look at all lazy.

[–]tjragon 314 points315 points ago

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bcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwx

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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Brilliant.

[–]jaybol 0 points1 point ago

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Can you do this for the spanish version of the sentence?

[–]casualbattery 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not ocd, but this makes me feel like I'm.

[–]theclaw 0 points1 point ago

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Took me a while to get this.

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[–]Ryuuyu 22 points23 points ago

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The quick brown fox jumps over the dog.

What "a"?

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[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

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The canonical version is "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog", and your variant isn't the shortest pangram in English either.

[–]orange_kevin 16 points17 points ago

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Dwarf mobs quiz lynx.jpg, kvetch! (crowd of midgets question picture of wildcat, then complain.)

brilliance

[–]Scalawag 7 points8 points ago

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Are those even english words??

[–]erisdiscordia 2 points3 points ago

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Only if Welsh is English, in my opinion.

[–]Ekoc 10 points11 points ago

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

[–]thecompletegeek2 0 points1 point ago

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Cwm's become a loanword.

[–]hadhad69 -1 points0 points ago

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It's spelled 'Quim'

[–]datn 1 point2 points ago

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My favorite is a stupid, non-worky phonetic one that somebody invented and then had to explain:

JUM FOGHN DSPIT VERY QWCK X-BLAZ.

"Jum, a Norwegian, made a telephone call in spite of a fire that was burning from many directions."

I'll never forget it, because the person obviously went to some trouble, but it's so terrible nonetheless.

[–]The_Norwegian 0 points1 point ago

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"Jum" ?

[–]eroverton 9 points10 points ago

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Past tense of "Jim."

[–]The_Norwegian 1 point2 points ago

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And Jim is, as we all know, a pretty common Norwegian name!

[–]datn 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, I didn't make it up.

[–]psychocowtipper 0 points1 point ago

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Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.

Best one there.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Some of these are written in headline style, which doesn't qualify as a full sentence, so by extension you could just put any qualifying group of words together and call it a sentence...

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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isn't the canonical version the quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog?

[–]snead 0 points1 point ago

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No, because that sssssssssuckssssssss

[–]Ryuuyu 11 points12 points ago

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HOLY CRAP, I REMEMBER NOW!

Actually, I think "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" is generally used more often because of two reasons: Usually this sentence is used when practicing to type fluently, so by typing the word "the" twice, it doubles your experience with typing the most used word in the English language. The second reason is that it just rolls off the tongue easier.

[–]happyscrappy 1 point2 points ago

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pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs

One of the shortest pangrams that doesn't use "cwm" or other bizarre words. Noticeably shorter than your version.

[–]orblivion 20 points21 points ago

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"What the fuck is this fox doing? I should get out of the way and bark at him.... meh whatever."

[–]apmihal 5 points6 points ago

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The dog looks a little lazy to me. The problem is that the fox doesn't seem all that quick.

[–]dragonmere 2 points3 points ago

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abdefghjlmnoprstuvwxyz?

[–]Hazywater 1 point2 points ago

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The dog isn't lazy enough and the fox isn't quick enough.

Are you people so jaded that you can't appreciate anything?

[–]bardak 6 points7 points ago

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Trust me I have a Samoyed and she is one lazy dog. Ok maybe Lazy is not the right word. Doesn't care a flying fuck is probably a better description. It's almost like having a damn cat.

[–]CatsAreGods 4 points5 points ago

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Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–]Peskie 0 points1 point ago

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That dog is not a Samoyed.

[–]hogger84 4 points5 points ago

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it is just standing there letting a fox jump over it. It can't even be bothered to growl.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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And that fox wasn't very quick either.

[–]davidrools 1 point2 points ago

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that's just because you always imagined the dog lying down, instead of a fox that could jump pretty high.

[–]taitabo 1 point2 points ago

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HAHAHAH! That's so true.

[–][deleted] 218 points219 points ago

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Not a single fuck was given by that dog.

[–]YancyFryJr 40 points41 points ago

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Here's the video if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[–]whipper 10 points11 points ago

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He fixes the cable?

[–]FixedTheFernBack 1 point2 points ago

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the story is ludicrous!

[–]deoxyribonuclease 1 point2 points ago

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I want to live there. Storybook house, an abundance of green, birds chirping, happy old people.

[–]YouWillBeRickRolled 114 points115 points ago

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What?! NOT EVEN A SINGLE FUCK? That bastard!

[–]bobtheskull 12 points13 points ago

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upvote for misdirection

[–]loggedout 10 points11 points ago

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Dammit, that's TWICE tonight!

[–]therealrickroll 2 points3 points ago

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This has got to stop!!!

[–]kingofnowhere 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, now I have to be on the lookout for your username before I click? That's another second of wasted time when Im busy wasting time. Fuck you very much.

[–]trimeta -5 points-4 points ago

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upvote for accurate handle

[–]MrHoldenCaulfield 9 points10 points ago

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It's a phony dog.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, check out the video YancyFryJr linked above.

[–]MrHoldenCaulfield 7 points8 points ago

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I'm not saying phony in that context.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't follow.

[–]bartleby 5 points6 points ago

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Look at the username: Holden Caulfield

[–]wordthebird 3 points4 points ago

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that right there...priceless

[–]hogger84 2 points3 points ago

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That is one lazy dog

[–]b3hr 1 point2 points ago

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He seams quite lazy but that brown fox was quick

[–]mackmack 0 points1 point ago

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He has happy little woodland creatures scamper over his back on the regs.

[–]symptomless 0 points1 point ago

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lazy fucker

[–]moriquendo 0 points1 point ago

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That's what happens when you raise dogs together with cats. It looks cute when they're young but leaves you with a useless girly-kitteh-dog.

[–]paolog 0 points1 point ago

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Nice try, but you missed out j, m, p, q, r, x and z.

[–]pumpdumpling 0 points1 point ago

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dude... really, that has nothing to do with what's happening... dog's smiling, puppy is playing... dog's chillin while puppy jumps over him... dog's definitely into it, not tripping of course but definitely invested in what's goin on with the puppy. Saying he doesn't give a single fuck is really a gross misinterpretation of what's happening... or maybe you're just going for cheap laughs... edit: [4]

[–]syuk 18 points19 points ago

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Instead of counting sheep jumping over fences I can now easily visualise a fox jumping over the lazy dog instead.

[–]pandemic1444 9 points10 points ago

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That will actually keep you awake longer. The best thing to do when you can't sleep is get up and do something else...but not go on Reddit.

[–]hcice 6 points7 points ago

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iPad next to bed ruins the "not getting on reddit" part.

[–]k4f123 0 points1 point ago

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How is the reddit browsing experience on the iPad btw? I'm assuming you just launch the site on Safari rather than use an app.

[–]codepoet 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, but the .compact version is easier to use.

[–]hcice 0 points1 point ago

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In landscape mode the Reddit website looks great in Mobile Safari. Every now and then I have trouble clicking on "save" when it is zoomed out though.

[–]AzMoo 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, keep away from computers or TV's. The hard light will keep you awake for longer. Books with soft lights are good.

[–]BirchBiter 2 points3 points ago

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There's always f.lux

[–]AzMoo 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, awesome. I'll have to give that a go. I've struggled with insomnia for a while and keeping away from electronic media about an hour before bed has really helped, but it's severely cutting into my recreational computer time. I've been trying to find a way to get around that for a while.

[–]illsworth 89 points90 points ago

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[–]Roamin_Ronin 6 points7 points ago

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Thank you, honestly, I had no idea what the connection to the pic and the title meant. Also, I was a journalism major and we used that damn sentence every day, so 2x embarrassment.

[–]telesphore42 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get the downvotes over here. You're the one who nailed it!

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[–]taitabo -4 points-3 points ago

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The quick brown fox jumps over the laid back dog

FTFY

[–]Bit_4 18 points19 points ago

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What's the title got to do with the gif? I am confuse.

[–]deuteros 25 points26 points ago

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"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."

That sentence contains every letter in the alphabet.

[–]Bit_4 8 points9 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]Sgeo 1 point2 points ago

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"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" is a well-known phrase that contains all letters of the alphabet

[–]slippery_when_wet 8 points9 points ago

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Every single time I have heard that phrase, I have pictured the dog laying down. Seems way easier, and lazier.

[–]minaminekoki 2 points3 points ago

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I've just watch that gif 20 times on loop, and I think I could watch it all day. AMAZING.

[–]God8myhomework 2 points3 points ago

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Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.

[–]chipman223 0 points1 point ago

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Veer appreciates your patronage!

[–]emmster 2 points3 points ago

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[–]awh 1 point2 points ago

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You stole my idea :-(

[–]Zapotopaz 2 points3 points ago

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This is a repost, but you get an upvote for having a more clever name than the rest of them.

[–]TheCommonCow 1 point2 points ago

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I think my life is complete now.

[–]crackduck 1 point2 points ago

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[–]ibisum 1 point2 points ago

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

tl;dr [a..z]

[–]neithernet 7 points8 points ago

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I don't understand the down votes. When I started out in telecom, I had to type that line so many times, I could do it by reflex.

[–]Jushooter 88 points89 points ago*

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I don't understand the down votes.

1 846 points (7 months ago) : http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/aon7j/the_quick_brown_fox_jumps_over_the_lazy_dog/

1006 points (today) : http://www.reddit.com/r/offbeat/comments/d51do/abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz/

361 points (10 days ago) : http://www.reddit.com/r/geek/comments/d13ai/quick_brown_fox_jumps_over_lazy_dog_0124/

340 points (1 year ago) : http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/956py/the_quick_brown_fox_jumping_over_a_lazy_dog_video/

212 points (2 months ago) : http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/ca5aq

And these are just a few of the many instances I've seen this post on Reddit. Many posts were submitted with different and insignificant titles, but you still get my point (and why I downvoted).

[–]rsenic 20 points21 points ago

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Reposting in different subreddits or at different times is quite acceptable as per the guidelines listed in reddiquette, complaining about reposts is listed in the "don't"-section.

I'm sick of the whining, and am thus downvoting you.

[–]swilts 13 points14 points ago

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I feel he made a fair point and so I'm upvoting him and not downvoting you to counterbalance what I perceive as censorship.

[–]Multiple_Personality 5 points6 points ago

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I'm downvoting you to destroy that balance.

[–]Multiple_Personality 4 points5 points ago

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That's alright because I'll just downvote you to recounterbalance what was previously perceived as censorship.

[–]MisterEggs 2 points3 points ago

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I'm upvoting you as I feel you've made a fair point, but I'm also going to downvote your previous post for deliberately destroying the balance that swilts has clearly worked so hard at to achieve.

Then, I shall make toast. With cheese.

edit I ended up upvoting both your posts. I don't know where the balance lies anymore.

[–]BlackDragonBE -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm confused so I'll downvote myself now.

[–]erisdiscordia 1 point2 points ago

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I'm gettin' out my N-gage and sidevoting to maintain the destroyed balance.

[–]rsenic 0 points1 point ago

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My downvote was not meant as censorship, it was more of a disciplinary thing really.

Consider posting constructive criticism / an explanation when you downvote something, but only if you really think it might help the poster improve.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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I'm sick of the whining about the whining, and am thus downvoting you.

[–]AssholeDeluxe 0 points1 point ago

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Reading this made me miss MrOhHai.

If you're reading this, I love you and I want you back.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'd never seen it before :(

[–]syuk 2 points3 points ago

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It is a good typing lesson.

[–]David_Haas_Patel 1 point2 points ago

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a sad lass

[–]paolog 1 point2 points ago

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a sad lass has salad

Maybe that's why she's sad. Imagine not being able to eat anything else. If she were Muslim, I expect she'd have to stick to

halal salads

But she'd be happier if she were

a glad fag hag

[–]rayne117 -2 points-1 points ago

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

[–]neithernet 2 points3 points ago

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It also makes a great quick diagnostic tool when you type it over and over across 70 columns without hitting the carriage return. The barber pole pattern makes it easy to see errors.

[–]robbysalz 1 point2 points ago

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70 columns in what, like InDesign or something?

And what kind of errors do you spot with that technique?

[–]neithernet 0 points1 point ago

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Oh no...InDesign wasn't even a concept back then.

Old Teletype machines (M15 & M20) wrote 72 columns wide on fanfold paper. The barber pole pattern was bold enough to make errors stand out. These machines were mostly mechanical and driven by asynchronous motors. Timing errors could be induced by improperly fitted parts (there was an art to fitting and assembly).

On modern UNIX machines, you can use chargen to make the pattern on a console or other media. Line by line, all letters shift by one character so it's easy to spot a missing or erroneous character.

[–]timeshifter_ 0 points1 point ago

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Never thought of that. That's pretty clever.

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[–]djdes 1 point2 points ago

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Oblivious.

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]orblivion 0 points1 point ago

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How quickly we forget that the Internet has already been won.

[–]monoglot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pavel_lishin 0 points1 point ago

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It's not often that a submission makes me literally LOL.

Kudos, sir. Have one upvote's worth of kudos.

[–]burninatin 0 points1 point ago

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I expected the fox to run under the dog, but then it would ruin the phenomena.

[–]spacedebris 0 points1 point ago

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"They're all there Eddie, you just have to get them in the right order."

[–]jascination 0 points1 point ago

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I love those dogs, what breed is it? Some sort of Akita?

[–]Grimorg 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's a Samoyed

[–]meowmix4jo 1 point2 points ago

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That looks nothing like a Samoyed. I'm pretty sure it's a Japanese dog.

My money would be on the Akita Inu, as it is the largest but other Japanese dogs such as the Shiba Inu and Shikoku Inu also look very similar.

[–]eggertm 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a Norwegian buhund.

[–]meowmix4jo 0 points1 point ago

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It's possible, but look at the ears. It also has coloration that is typical of Japanese dogs.

[–]eggertm 0 points1 point ago

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I stand corrected.

[–]Grimorg 0 points1 point ago

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As do I.

[–]fauxpasgrapher 0 points1 point ago

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My whole life for this moment I have been waiting.

[–]boydrewboy 0 points1 point ago

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JFK got my VHS, PC and XLR web quiz!

[–]Pipvault 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone knows elemeno is a real word.

[–]whozurdaddy 0 points1 point ago

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dog didnt appear to be lazy...just standing for a moment

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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or maybe a couple more moments.. i mean.. not like its getting paid..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I've always wondered if there was any truth to the saying. Now I know.

[–]allodude 0 points1 point ago

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On older versions of Microsoft Word, typing =rand(1,1) would churn out this very sentence.

[–]Jankk 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for perfect title.

[–]wesmwatson 0 points1 point ago

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Today I saw a little San Joaquin kit fox in my field. My mom said she hoped he didn't kill any lambs, to which I replied, "No way mom, that little guy's endangered! I want him to hang out here!" I got little else than a dirty look in response...

[–]Tspyder90 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who tried to speed through the alphabet before the fox fell off of the dog?

[–]Grimorg 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like a red fox to me.

[–]jun2san 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure I seen a gif where a brown fox jumped over a dog that was actually laying down.

[–]MrE2Me 0 points1 point ago

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I LOVE SIBERIAN HUSKIES AND THIS MADE ME LOVE IT EVEN MORE.

[–]oliver_cloze_off 0 points1 point ago

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old

[–]HazDomain 0 points1 point ago

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Wow... when you type it all out like that.... the alphabet is really short.

[–]erisdiscordia 0 points1 point ago

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If you're in Central Europe at the moment, come to the Biennial of Design in Brno and enjoy posters with equivalents for Quick Brown Fox in about ten different languages, including Chinese and Japanese. (The Chinese one is a single character with all the language's strokes, rather than a sentence with all letters. The Japanese one was a sentence, though - or actually, a poem!)

[–]crusty_sleezo 0 points1 point ago

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Filed under, "Some people do the gayest shit.."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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how about turning this from super gay to kinda fun by redditors adding the alphabets that they know from different languages and seeing how many we can come up with.

for example, Spanish:

abcchdefghijklllmnñopqrstuvwxyz

[–]crusty_sleezo 0 points1 point ago

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Or German.. except they have all those crazy "extras"....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I. love. Extras!

[–]The_Norwegian 0 points1 point ago

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What's the name of the dog, anyways? Wharrgarbl?

[–]Robbieworld 0 points1 point ago

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Quick brown fox jumps over the spry agile um.. zippy dog.

[–]MrCoolFX 0 points1 point ago

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It took me far too long to work out the joke behind this... It's too early in the morning.

[–]calis 0 points1 point ago

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Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.

[–]blooregard325i 0 points1 point ago

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I get it.

[–]drgigg 0 points1 point ago

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åäö

[–]The_Norwegian 0 points1 point ago

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ÆØÅ.

[–]XnMeX 0 points1 point ago

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Not a single "yo dawg" Xzibit meme post? Is Reddit feeling ok?

[–]McVader 0 points1 point ago

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You're thinking about it wrong.

[–]XnMeX 0 points1 point ago

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I know what the image means (classic typing test brought to life) but it still surprises me "X" didn't get put in on some comment. Reddit does not hold back on "meme mixing".

[–]Speaking_Of 0 points1 point ago

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Speaking of Mavis Beacon...she raped and murdered a man in 1990.

[–]skooma714 0 points1 point ago

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yay jindos! :)

My dog is a mix with mostly jindo.

[–]Gothiks 0 points1 point ago

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That dog wasn't lazy. He looks ready to do things.

[–]mizake 0 points1 point ago

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Muckysnogger booty-call!

[–]aaaaaaaargh 0 points1 point ago

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Съешь ещё этих французских булок, да выпей же чаю.

[–]akuzin 0 points1 point ago

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Not a lazy dog, lazy dogs lay not stand

[–]TheJulie 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who types it "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog's tail?"

[–]rush22 0 points1 point ago

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jumps

tail = The, lazy, quick, lazy

[–]nihilistopher1 0 points1 point ago

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Jovencillo emponzoñado de whisky: ¡qué figurota exhibe!

[–]akallio9000 0 points1 point ago

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Ahahahahah! I geddit!

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[–]l0phty 1 point2 points ago

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What?

[–]RedditGotDumb 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoting because I get the caption. Derp.

[–]lolmachine -1 points0 points ago

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i LaUghEd @ DiS 2!! ★☆

[–]yukster 0 points1 point ago

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That fox looks more gray than brown.

[–]Grimorg 0 points1 point ago

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I actually thought it was a red fox.

[–]DLWormwood 0 points1 point ago

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No, this is a Redd Foxx.

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

[–]DimeShake -1 points0 points ago

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[–]myotheralt -1 points0 points ago

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At least it isnt Comic Sans.

[–]13ren -1 points0 points ago

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def umop_apisdn(txt)
    txt.tr(
            letters = 'ahbmfnjpdrutwqye',
            letters.reverse).reverse
end
puts umop_apisdn("i am a ruby wizard")