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[–]GoateusMaximus 138 points139 points ago

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Yay! I had the WWII version of this. Now I have them both.

Thanks for posting!

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points ago

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Care to share WWII?

[–]GoateusMaximus 256 points257 points ago

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[–]GrantW01 47 points48 points ago*

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I laughed so hard at the look of China's face after America nuked Japan

[–]P-Dub 86 points87 points ago

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Finland holding Russia back with one arm is my favorite aspect of that.

[–]meatandbeer 10 points11 points ago

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[–]NoMoreNicksLeft 10 points11 points ago

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Yeh, he looks like he's bored.

[–]co6ra 8 points9 points ago

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"She", actually.

[–]mcgroo 4 points5 points ago

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She had help from a "he".

[–]GoateusMaximus 25 points26 points ago

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Yeah, I think the faces in general are the best part.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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I love how Finland is so cute and innocent looking.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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So darn cuddly.

[–]Trexdacy 2 points3 points ago

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I just love this guy's story. He is definitely on my dinner guest list once I get that time machine.

[–]bmurph83 6 points7 points ago

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Spoilers!

[–]fearyaks 1 point2 points ago

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SPOILER ALERT!!!!

[–]jeremybub 6 points7 points ago

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See, he missed the invasion of Czechoslovakia and the reoccupation of the Rhineland, which actually would fit quite well into the "plot", as France and Britain really didn't want to start another war, so they allowed Germany to start becoming agressive for a while before they drew the line at Poland.

Also, it missed out on how Russia actually invaded Poland from the opposite end of Germany, which would provide a great graphic of tiny Poland being mugged by Russia and Germany. Then once Poland was divided up, Germany went after Russia.

[–]Null-0 19 points20 points ago

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Didn't Canada liberate the netherlands......

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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Yes Canada was a big part of liberation in the Netherlands. my history teacher said that when he visited there he never had to pay for a single drink because the people there really like Canadians

[–]captainm 11 points12 points ago

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Come to the Netherlands on liberation day, you'll see a lot of Canadian flags.

[–]nerfy007 1 point2 points ago

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This is one of my life goals.

[–]InsaneCanuck 16 points17 points ago

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Yes, Canada's role in both of the wars seems to be greatly diminished in these comics. Hmmm, drawn by an American perhaps?

[–]deusnefum 21 points22 points ago

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Yeah... sorry.

America before involvement: It's not our fight, sorry guys.

America After the wars: We totally pwned in those wars of ours.

[–]DarqWolff 2 points3 points ago

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Well, we did pwn in our wars. It's just about the only thing that makes me proud of our country is how epic our army is.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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You should be more proud of the factory workers. The U.S won both wars on the factory floor.

[–]notanotherpyr0 2 points3 points ago

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And our naval yards don't forget those.

[–]You_know_THAT_guy 2 points3 points ago

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Many of whom were women. Did a lot for the progression of women's rights.

[–]fstopfitzgerald 9 points10 points ago

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The artist is Canadian, actually. He just doesn't want to gloat, you know.

[–]drgradus 11 points12 points ago

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Always so polite, eh?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Canadians are extremely insecure about their national identity. Like a fat girl who lost a lot of weight.

[–]Canajin 5 points6 points ago

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nah, we aren't really fussed about our national identity. unless people compare/confuse us with americans, and then we get all uppity. (sorry americans.)

we like to be noticed, though. whenever canada is mentioned in pop culture, even in a mocking way, we get really happy. :)

[–]hxcloud99 1 point2 points ago

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So you're proud of Justin Bieber? Heresy!

[–]kelpee 2 points3 points ago

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He's our form of payback for those Jonas people and that Kardashian mess.

[–]elcaballero 1 point2 points ago

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I was going to say the south park movie

[–]Canajin 1 point2 points ago

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i don't know if i would go quite that far.

[–]intothelionsden 19 points20 points ago

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But then she grows up and turns in to a raging hotty and everyone feels really bad that they picked on her.

[–]hairyontheinside 2 points3 points ago

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Hmm, really ? I wouldn't characterize it as insecure, more of a feeling of living in the shadow of the US, and a need to have people understand that although they are from North America they are not "Americans". I love the story of the Metric system in Canada. It was introduced there because the politicians were afraid the US was going to move to metric and they wanted to get the jump so it didn't look like they were just following along with the Americans.

[–]sibtiger 2 points3 points ago

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At least the WWI version accurately showed that we were gassed (and that the Newfies were hard-hit in particular).

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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do canadians know how to draw?

[–]jax9999 7 points8 points ago

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we do but the drawings always melt when the sled dogs piss on them.

[–]headl3ss 1 point2 points ago

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These are both quite epic. Thanks for sharing.

[–]onlycallisto 3 points4 points ago

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I love how Paraguay was neutral. It's almost like they were begging to be included at the big kids' table.

[–]joelfriesen 3 points4 points ago

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I hope there is a cold war one.

[–]Jonathan_the_Nerd 7 points8 points ago

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A dozen panels of the US and the Soviet Union glaring at each other and constantly comparing the size of their missiles?

[–]joelfriesen 5 points6 points ago

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There was spy warfare, airdrop Berlin, Korea, Vietnam, China, Afghanistan, and the moon. There are a few things that could be done, don't you think?

[–]Element_22 5 points6 points ago

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No, I rather like the idea said before. It would be four panels, panel one the U.S. has the atomic bomb and U.S.S.R. doesn't. Second panel the U.S. has the bomb and long range bombers while the U.S.S.R. has ICBMs. Panel three both sides have bombers and ICBMS and are sweating under carrying the load. 4th panel has a collapsed U.S.S.R. buried under it's missiles while the U.S. is barely standing on shaky legs under it's arsenal and saying: "Ha!"

[–]sad_bug_killer 6 points7 points ago

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Did anyone else notice this?

[–]Pxorp 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Keyframe 1 point2 points ago

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Lacks the funny part where CCCP declared war on Japan at the end of the war.

[–]blazemaster 4 points5 points ago

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What is funny about that?

One of the reasons why America used the Nuclear bomb was so they could end the war before the USSR could get involved and increase there influence in the far east.

When the USSR wanted to get involved in the Pacific war the fight with japan would of been far from over if they had not used atomic weapons.

[–]Keyframe 2 points3 points ago

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Nice try, commie!

[–]blazemaster 7 points8 points ago

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The Americans made little difference in the defeat of Nazi Germany but instead protected Western Europe from falling into Soviet Influence. Nine out of Ten German soldiers killed in battle fell at the hand of the mighty Soviet soldier. Germany never would of been able to stop the mighty soviets from decimating their land. The role of American Soldiers in WW2 for victory over Nazi Germany has been disproportionately represented for propaganda reasons.

[–]Keyframe 2 points3 points ago

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The role of American Soldiers in WW2 for victory over Nazi Germany has been disproportionately represented for propaganda reasons.

I agree.

[–]yumpizza 2 points3 points ago

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However, the USA's role in stopping the tide of the Soviets is not to be dismissed. The Soviets only stopped advancing because they met up with the American lines. They would've, at least, turned all of Germany into the DDR, or advancing to occupying France like it did to eastern Europe.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The main reason we used the bomb was because we had three of them and the conventional program of destroying cities from the air wasn't enough.

The entry of Russia, closing off Japan's last diplomatic lifeline, and the Red Army's manhandling of the Japanese in Manchuria were definite contributors to the Japanese acceptance of utter defeat.

I think both factors were necessary for the Japanese power structure to accept the fully consequences of their failure.

The idea that a nuclear warhead was a game-changer in 1945 I think is overplayed now. I think we had about 1000 B-29s in 1945, and 200 of them could destroy any city about as well as an a-bomb. Might take a couple of missions, but still.

[–]blazemaster 2 points3 points ago

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Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not bombed prior in the war so they could be a great testament to the power and of the atomic bomb. The war had already shown aerial bombardment alone was not enough to make japan surrender, the firebombings of Tokyo were by the far the most destructive bombing campaign of WW2 far more than the atomic bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. The Atomic Bomb was not only a powerful weapon but symbol of the power and dominance of the American Army over the island of Japan because they could destroy one city with one bomb. For an Emperor whose people believed he was a God on earth having a foreign power wield this sheer unexplainable power must of been an utter morale defeat.

The Atomic Bomb is the one reason why the already planned invasion of mainland japan never came into fruition.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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well, that and Stalin totally kicking their asses in Manchuria.

As late as July the peace faction of the Foreign Ministry was pursuing diplomacy with Stalin, in the attempt to have him broker an armistice, to his direct benefit in the Far East.

It is difficult assigning rational motives to the Japanese in 1945. You really can't judge their mindset when they were at the end of their rope. Same thing with the Nazis in Berlin. The natural human instinct is to just fight and resist as long as you possibly can, hoping for a deus ex machina to save you. Anything less would be betrayal to the millions of comrades you've sent to their deaths already.

[–]nerfy007 2 points3 points ago

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I thought the bombing of Tokyo was more symbolic of their vulnerability than for physical damages. Also, there was plans to follow-up the atomic bombings with a ground war.

[–]blazemaster 2 points3 points ago

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The first bombing of Tokyo in 1942 was only a show of strength and caused little damage. When the first bombing happened the Americans did not have the strategic islands for launching air raids or the long range bombers, when the B-29 was introduced into active service the real bombing campaign began.

The bombing of Tokyo was the most destructive bombing campaign in WW2. The bombing campaign spanned seven months only ending when the war ended. The most deadly times in the campaign was when they used incendiary bombs, on one bomb raid on the night of the 9th of march 100,000 Japanese civilians were burned alive, this is more initial deaths and Nagasaki and Hiroshima combined.

The figure of roughly 100,000 deaths, provided by Japanese and American authorities, both of whom may have had reasons of their own for minimizing the death toll, seems to me arguably low in light of population density, wind conditions, and survivors' accounts. With an average of 103,000 inhabitants per square mile and peak levels as high as 135,000 per square mile, the highest density of any industrial city in the world, and with firefighting measures ludicrously inadequate to the task, 15.8 square miles (41 km2) of Tokyo were destroyed on a night when fierce winds whipped the flames and walls of fire blocked tens of thousands fleeing for their lives. An estimated 1.5 million people lived in the burned out areas

The bombing of Tokyo was far more than a symbol.

[–]jenivic 1 point2 points ago

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i like how WWII came first

[–]sbjf 3 points4 points ago

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The problem with that one is that Germany's borders are all wrong, he used today's borders.

[–]sedis 5 points6 points ago

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??? That's definitely the 1914 borders.

[–]sbjf 2 points3 points ago

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Did you even look at the link before downvoting me?

[–]sedis 3 points4 points ago

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I think it's quite obvious that I did not. My apologies.

[–]fatnino 1 point2 points ago

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my dad has a world atlas from 1928. has the borders as they were between the wars.

it also has an article in the back about a huge earthquake in japan:

...The United States seems to have been selected by a divine providence as the beneficiary of the Almighty in reducing Japan through the recent disaster to a state where she may be considered as impotent to take up arms against the United States for at least ten years, it is estimated. It had been reported by military experts of the United States that Japan, prior to the earthquake, was preparing for a break with the United States and it was thought that they would strike during the years of 1924 to 1927.

there is also a short piece about the amazing non-stop flight of a seaplane from San Fransisco to almost Hawaii.

[–]farceur318 24 points25 points ago

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It's a shame that I'm going to have to start a third world war just to get the series to continue.

[–]alexanderwales 3 points4 points ago

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There are more. Just search this thread for the Franco-Prussian War.

[–]seafood_pimpin 2 points3 points ago

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oh good, i was worried i wouldn't have another historically accurate cartoon to entertain me briefly... get to it!

[–]alexanderwales 12 points13 points ago

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Here it is in color!

[–]joaj34 51 points52 points ago

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Russia seems a bit mis-characterized here. They were behind the pan-Slavic movement and supported Serbia from the beginning. That's how they were brought into the war - not because France called them on their alliance.

[–]pbacon33 8 points9 points ago

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Truth- in fact, if anything, one should show Russia BEFORE France declaring war on Germany in response to Austria-Hungary's declarations. Out of all the countries during the July Crisis, France was just kinda out of the loop on things- they are perhaps the one nation who does not have any culpability for what happened in WWI.

[–]jeremybub 7 points8 points ago

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I actually learned that Russia was planning to just attack the Austrian Empire, but because of the expected animosity with the German-Austrian alliance, all of their war plans were based on a dual invasion, so they ended up invading Germany as well. Of course, I may have been taught wrong.

[–]veggie-dumpling 5 points6 points ago

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You were taught correctly!

Germany/Prussia was a big old power machine back then, and Russia got into the whole ordeal because they didn't like how Germany was too close to their borders and too powerful to squash. Since Russia had lost Serbia previously, they weren't willing to back down and let Serbia get smacked down again because of the minority/family ties the people had.

[–]1atera1__ 5 points6 points ago

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In the first sketch, Serbia should be saying GTFO! to serve as a sort of unwritten prelude actual beginning of the war.

[–]eriksrx 2 points3 points ago

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Do not confuse us with the facts! Also, happy Reddit birthday!

[–]joaj34 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you!

[–]DiscoUnderpants 19 points20 points ago*

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I came to this thread hoping that it would devolved into yet another argument about which nation contributed the most to WWI. And then the argument would spread to WWII. I was not disappointed. Thanks for not letting me down.

EDIT Added word

[–]fuzzysarge 3 points4 points ago

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I always believed that WWI was caused by arms merchants and a dysfunctional family. Almost every European nation's head of state was related to Queen Victoria. The prevailing belief was that war is good for the country it excites the blood. Every nation thought that it would be a quiet little war like the Spanish American war.

It was ended by the Spanish Flu. That pandemic killed more people in a few months then four years of total war did in four years. Both sides were running out of men to ship to the front.

[–]paintmekev 111 points112 points ago*

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Why dont you link to the actual person who made this? Give them a little credit...

http://angusmcleod.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d24ibfq

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Well, to be honest his name is in the link provided because DevArt names the files like that.

[–]Samuel_Gompers 28 points29 points ago

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There's also a Franco-Prussian war version of this which is excellent.

[–]wreckemtech 23 points24 points ago

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Found the Franco-American version which is just delicious.

[–]Samuel_Gompers 9 points10 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]stumonji 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for reminding me of one of the most embarassing moments of my life...

[–]wreckemtech 1 point2 points ago

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I hope this is a world-history fail and not a canned-spaghetti fail.

Details?

[–]stumonji 2 points3 points ago

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haha yes, it was world history related. Keep in mind as I tell this, I am pretty good at trivia...

I was playing Trivial Pursuit with some friends... specifically two of the biggest trivia buffs that I know... and a questions came up about that war, which I mistakenly referred to as "Franco-American." They laughed and laughed and laughed. And I felt like an idiot.

[–]macktuckla 4 points5 points ago

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this was boringer than the what that i expected

[–]lotictrance 3 points4 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]flostre 12 points13 points ago

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Well, it is not like France started the war all by itself. Also, what's the point in calling this comic "Franco-Prussian War" and then acting like Prussia=Germany? The Franco-Prussian war played a crucial role in the German unification, which gets totally neglected here.

[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 6 points7 points ago

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I always kind of figured the guy drew these during history class, so that might explain some inaccuracies...

[–]Samuel_Gompers 5 points6 points ago

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I would hardly expect this simplistic style of comic to be able to cover the complexities of German unification. Also, while it may be called the Franco-Prussian War, Prussia did not fight France alone. The North German Confederation included Prussia, Baden, Bavaria, and Württemberg (i.e. most of unified Germany). In fact, if I am looking correctly, the Germany drawn excludes Saxony.

And I can forgive the oversight of France being baited to war by Bismarck because the Troll-France in the comic is awesome.

[–]flostre 12 points13 points ago

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In the comic, France's first words are "Hey Germany! War!", while IRL, it only declared war on Prussia. Would it have been to hard to have something like this:

  • France and Prussia in unison: "That's enough! This means war!"
  • Prussia to North German Confederation, Baden, Bavaria and Württemberg: "Guys, help me!"
  • Guys: "Sure!"
  • unite
  • Germany: "By your powers combined, I am Germany!"

Still not 100% accurate, but better and definitely comicable. What is the point in seeing France running around?

Re Saxony: You're thinking of the Napoleonic Wars, Saxony was part of the North German Confederation (unlike Baden, Bavaria, and Württemberg).

[–]thebellmaster1x 9 points10 points ago

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Oh my God, trollface France is great.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That comic is completely inaccurate. Bismarck provoked France into war as part of a cunning plan to unite Germany under Prussia, and he succeeded.

[–]AQUA2 10 points11 points ago

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It's interesting how lopsided the world wars were...

I think if germany had one more relaiable ally in either war they could've won...

[–]JAPH 18 points19 points ago

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Yes, because nine timezones of Joseph Stalin is a pushover. :)

[–]yumpizza 3 points4 points ago

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Germany was pretty close to beating the USSR.. it wasn't like Germany barely advanced into Russia. They occupied all of Ukraine and were within view of Moscow. Of course, starting the invasion in early summer instead of April sort of knocked the invasion on it's ass in '41.

[–]rmo4 164 points165 points ago*

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The illustrations in this comic are hilarious, I love when it shows up no Reddit. We all know that the US didn't just swoop in and win it for everyone; so let's forego the complaining, ignore the historical inaccuracies, and just enjoy it.

EDIT: I love how I intended to avert debate with this post, and instead ended up starting one. Thanks a lot scottread1!

[–]Hodan 18 points19 points ago

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All the replies make me hate nationalism more and more. Ugh.

[–]Khiva 16 points17 points ago

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It's all the more painful when a person (and you see this all the time on reddit) says something like "Everyone in your country is stupid and nationalistic. Unlike my enlightened country, wherein everyone is [insert nationalistic rant]."

[–]hobbified 3 points4 points ago

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Everyone in your country is stupid and nationalistic... just like everyone in my country.

[–]thelastbaron 15 points16 points ago

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"Nationalism teaches us to hate people we've never met and be proud of events we didn't participate in." - Doug Stanhope (paraphrased)

[–]downvoted_for_TRUTH 16 points17 points ago

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Sigh...I guess I'm going to have to be that person:

The assassination wasn't the cause of WWI - it was merely the trigger. There was already a lot of tension between the European nations. Between Britain and Germany, there was the naval race - basically both countries were striving for 'sea superiority' - and Germany was sort of "late to the party" on the whole colonization thing, whereas Britain and France were far ahead of them.

Everyone was already striving for a way to break the tension. The assassination was merely a trigger.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Sigh...I guess I'm going to have to be that person:

No. You don't have to be.

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[–]coppersink 12 points13 points ago*

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Franz Ferdinand was actually pretty progressive

But what have they done since their first album? Take Me Out is an awesome track though.

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[–]Khendroc 55 points56 points ago

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If we lost in Vietnam how come they make all our sneakers?

[–]Khiva 78 points79 points ago*

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Let me see if I have this straight.

So the Canadian gentlemen makes a comment in which he lambastes Americans for having an overly romanticized, inflated view of their military history. This same person then goes on to take credit on behalf of Canadians for burning the White House and victory in the war of 1812.

The only problem with this is that the notion that Canadians were responsible for burning the White House and victory in the war of 1812 are not robustly supported by historical fact. The wikipedia article on the Burning of Washington mentions Canada only a single time, and even then only to mention that the attack on Washington was in retaliation for the American's sack of Toronto (then called York). There is no question that it was the British army which led the attack on Washington, and the mere fact that Canada was part of the British Empire at the time gives Canada no more right to claim responsibility than, say, India.

Of course, although it seems indisputable that this particular offense was thoroughly a British offensive, there remains the question of whether the divisions which carried it out contained substantial numbers of Canadian troops at the time. I had a hard time finding a good source on this (I'm a little crunched for time, but perhaps someone could do better) but this was a fairly lengthy response on the topic posted on Yahoo answers (yes, I know, yahoo answers but he provides sources).

Quoting in relevant part:

The commander of the British forces on the East Coast was General Robert Ross who served under Admiral Cockburn. These two men are credited with leading the forces responsible for the burning of Washington. From my reading, it appears that Ross probably actually led the forces, while Cockburn received credit as the commander of British Naval forces along the US coastal, providing the means for the landing of the ground forces, and as Ross' superior officer.

There doesn't seem to be any significant work, citable references, or other resources that indicate any ties between the Canadian militia that served in the Great Lakes with Ross' East Coast forces that participated in the burning of Washington.

So, it would seem, in my opinion, that it was not Canadians that burned down the White House. Although Canadians fought alongside the British in the Great Lakes region, they were not instrutmental in Cockburne's and Ross' forces on the East Coast that actually did the burning. Further, just because the British Army in one region contained Canadian militia members, I don't think it would be correct to conclude, in any respect, that Canadians should get 'credit' for burning down the White House. That would be like saying that Latvia gets the historical credit for the invasion of Iraq and the overthrow of Hussein. They had men in the coalition forces, after all.

So, in other words, unless someone can provide better sources on the topic, it appears that you are guilty of the very thing you are accusing Americans of - that is to say, an overly romanticized, inflated view of your country's military history. Which would be no small irony.

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Where's a Cold War version?

[–]nvolker 9 points10 points ago

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[–]zwangaman 5 points6 points ago

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That would be amazing.

[–]fuzzymemo 6 points7 points ago

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is there a Vietnam War and Korean War version?!?

[–]shockfactor 21 points22 points ago

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I don't think that this comic tells history as accurately as the WW2 one.

The most important thing about WW1 was the treaty of versailles and the paris peace conference. This was not mentioned at all here. It wasn't just the USA blaming germany unilaterally.

Four of the winning countries were at the meeting, Britain, USA, France and Italy. Woodrow wilson was an idealist and he wanted to have his fourteen points shoved in there, one of which was the (powerless) league of nations. Clemenceau, on behalf of france, generally just wanted to punish germany to save face after pretty much losing the war. George, the english guy, was stuck between the two and Orlando from italy was generally just left out.

The treaty severely punished germany for a war that they didn't start. It left them defenseless, in tremendous debt, and forced to say that they caused the war. It also created a league of nations that couldn't enforce anything, only pretty much send sternly worded letters. Italy was generally upset because when they changed sides they expected to get some stuff and some recognition, but they were almost completely ignored.

Because the ridiculous terms of surrender pretty much guaranteed another war, WW1 and WW2 were pretty much just one war with a hiatus in the fighting between the major powers, a second thirty years war.

PS, Europe, we'd kind of like if you could fight another big ass war and destroy your infrastructure again so we over here in America can make a ton of money. Don't really care who fights who, do us a favor and don't burn Amsterdam, though. We're going to swoop in and take credit again. Oh, and if you could convince india to fight china that'd be good too.

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You forget Japan sir!

[–]Freakears 1 point2 points ago

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That's one thing that many people don't realize: Despite being on the winning side, France (and Russia) actually lost the war. Russia for obvious reasons, and France after losing a million men in the Battle of Verdun. Similarly, I'm surprised the Somme didn't knock Britain out of the war, considering they lost 58,000 on the first day alone.

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I just LOVE the sizing and detail of Canada.

Bigger is better! XD

[–]Quady 3 points4 points ago

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I love that this comic is accurate enough to have Newfoundland separate :)

[–]Torus2112 2 points3 points ago

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I learned the artist is Canadian; I was wondering how he did such a dead-on period Canadian face.

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The war mustache is what made it.

[–]cocainezombie 7 points8 points ago

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Sweet. However USA role is greatly exaggerated. They really didn't do so much for ally fellows. And USSR didn't help Germany at the end of war.

[–]davidreiss666 3 points4 points ago

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The creation of the USSR didn't hurt Germany either. They came to an agreement to stop fighting. The was tantamount to help at that point.

[–]yumpizza 1 point2 points ago

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The USA's fresh soldiers entering the trenches did bring the war to a swifter end, which was all the comic was really saying. Though the USA probably would've played a bigger role if an armistice didn't happen, based on it's massive manpower and ability to throw tens of millions of bodies into the trenches.

[–]FaceCream 4 points5 points ago

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My students will be reading these two cartoons in U.S. History and Government class in summer school. Thanks OP

[–]Viper28087 2 points3 points ago

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I love these comics. However I would hate to have to write a report on it. I think this being an assignment would instantly make it uncool. That said you're an awesome teacher for trying to show your students that learning can be cool too.

[–]EvilMcBadguy 4 points5 points ago

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This get posted a lot, but every damn time I enjoy it.

[–]ndchristie 5 points6 points ago

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It's an interesting comic because it requires some finer knowledge of the conflict to be funny, but not enough of a background that the errors become so glaringly obvious as to spoil the fun. High school historians, delight!

[–]lurkerr 2 points3 points ago

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im in the 9th grade, i had fun

[–]holodog 2 points3 points ago

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THEY TOTALLY LEFT OUT REFERENCE TO OBSCURE COUNTRY I LIVE IN11!!!

[–]Kijamon 12 points13 points ago

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Scotland spends most of this with a helmet or a bandage

Fucking fuck, in WW1 Highlanders were the front line shock troops

[–]I_LOVE_ANAL_SEX 19 points20 points ago

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Hence all the bandages

[–]lumpypoptarts 16 points17 points ago

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As soon as I got to FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I couldn't stand to laugh anymore

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World War II.

The Empire Strikes Back.

[–]komphwasf3 4 points5 points ago

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"simplified"

[–]BeliefSuspended2008 2 points3 points ago

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WWI was a war amongst cousins. Basically a big family feud that cost the lives of millions.

[–]Ahhartsock 5 points6 points ago

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They need to make a "children's book" out of this. It never gets old.

[–]Sheldy13 4 points5 points ago

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WHY AREN'T TEXT BOOKS MORE LIKE THIS??!!!

[–]perspectiveiskey 4 points5 points ago

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BECAUSE A TEXTBOOK IS MEANT TO BE ACCURATE AND REFLECT SOME AMOUNT OF TRUTH.

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Way over emphasises the US' role in WW1 and should've really mentioned the October Revolution and introduction of tanks (which ended the stalemate in the trenches).

Other than that, pretty good.

Blackadder goes forth however covered the Great War so well that it would take something pretty special to beat it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IglUmgYGxLM

One of the greatest pieces of TV ever.

[–]PimpMyCrib 4 points5 points ago

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I didn't know House fought in the first world war

[–]hobbified 3 points4 points ago

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it sucks when you know lauire just from the house..

[–]bpsuxballz 2 points3 points ago

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I found this extremely confusing to follow.

[–]Paranoid_Freak 2 points3 points ago

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Canada was there too!

[–]IsItTheBagel 2 points3 points ago

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Serbia is the spy!

(surprised no one caught the TF2 reference in the first panel)

[–]PersianSean 2 points3 points ago

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[–]holodog 2 points3 points ago

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I want a WW1 game. Cavalry mixed with mustard gas and biplanes and tanks that weighed 8 billion pounds, fuck yeah.

[–]surfnaked 1 point2 points ago

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Actually those tanks were kinda dinky.

[–]qtx 27 points28 points ago

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Where is MrOhHai when you need him.

[–]Jimsus 50 points51 points ago

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Burning all the books he's already read at the library because once he's seen it every other person on the planet has and they are therefore useless.

[–]Swiss_Cheese9797 9 points10 points ago

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MrOhHai really hates grapes.

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MrOhHai is Francis.

[–]IlliterateJedi 1 point2 points ago

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I bet he fuckin' hates rice.

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[–]perspectiveiskey 1 point2 points ago

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God save us all then. Because this is as accurate a depiction of WW1 as 22/7 is of Pi. And I'm being generous.

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 3 points4 points ago

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I'm confused... did Poland not exist before WWI? It says in one frame "New Country: Poland".

I thought Poland existed before WWI.

[–]Daniel_SJ 8 points9 points ago

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Poland did not exist before WW1 in modern time. It was swallowed by Prussia, Austria-Hungary and (mostly) Russia by 1795. After being freed through WW1 Poland of course only lasted until 1939, and then was in practice annexed by the Soviet Union until it was freed in the late eighties.

However the Poland of the middle ages (escpecially the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth) was pretty powerful. But not powerful enough to withstand the German states in the west and the emerging Russia in the east.

So modern Poland is a pretty young state, if built upon a old culture.

[–]Dirigibleduck 1 point2 points ago

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It had existed in various forms, such as the Kingdom of Poland and the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, but before WWI it was scattered between various empires. After WWI, the Second Polish Republic was created.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Polish_Republic

[–]Straatnieuws 6 points7 points ago

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Holy inaccuracy Batman!

The role of the US is grosly overstated the US were that one guy everyone knows who comes late to the party drunk as hell throws up all over your carpet then goes around telling everyone how he banged your sister.

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I want to give a million upvotes to this just for having "the news today, oh boy" on top of the VJ-Day newspaper. Great song to have stuck in one's head.

[–]blankfield 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome! Soooooo many looks of disappointment in there.

[–]jhwyung 1 point2 points ago

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This is awesome

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Schweinhund means pig-dog, by the way.

[–]monkeyinapopesuit 1 point2 points ago

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simplified? i am glad i didnt do history

[–]BlorfMonger 1 point2 points ago

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WARSTASH!

[–]biduzido 1 point2 points ago

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Great!

[–]supraspinatus 1 point2 points ago

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If they'd only known the horrors that were to come 1939-1945....

[–]caalsinceage4 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, that was still kind of complicated.

[–]fallenangel42 1 point2 points ago

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WWI made way more complicated, but also way funnier

FTFY

[–]uberlizard 1 point2 points ago

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Do Afghanistan and Iraq Next!! Fuck Yeah!

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I hate it when ppl think England = UK. There are other countries in the UK ffs!

[–]pocomoonshine 7 points8 points ago

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The United Kingdom is a constitutional monarchy and unitary state. Wales is a principality and Northern Ireland is a province. Scotland and England are countries. And there are territories and Crown Dependencies and bailiwicks. Yes, bailiwicks. You expect anybody to keep it straight? And anyone you ask refers to everybody from a different region as a bunch of wankers.

[–]Cohiba 2 points3 points ago

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This was really brilliant. I learned more in this comic than I did in high school.

[–]lnstinkt 2 points3 points ago

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read the wikipedia article to the WWI....it's not easy. it was very multi-dimensional.

[–]thelastbaron 1 point2 points ago

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Seems to have left out Germany trying to get Mexico on its side against the US, and the US intercepting the Zimmerman telegram - which as I remember, was more accurately the catalyst for America entering the war than the sinking of the Lousitania.

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Its sad that this comic says how USA were the ones to make the biggest difference in the war. This was mostly a war between germany and russia. USA like in most other wars declares neutrality and then after most of the fighting is done goes in for the attack. USA really didnt have that significant role in WWI or WWII. It is the bias of the country that you live in when you get taught who made the big difference.

I live in Canada and I was taught that Canada did most of the effort. Bullshit.

[–]mistymoutain 20 points21 points ago

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USA did much more in WWII, but Canada really did play a significant role in WWI. Canada's capturing of Vimy Ridge was really a very important part in the war and a huge accomplishment.

[–]Tsarbomb 8 points9 points ago

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Vimy Ridge is way overplayed by Canadian history teachers. The Canadians did show the power of a perfectly executed creeping barrage with a infantry advancing right up with it. Also with that said the French and British got spanked trying to take that ridge.

[–]BrettLam 4 points5 points ago

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I'm Canadian and outside of high schools, we glorify Canada's role in WW1 as an underdog role. Sometime pomp and circumstance distorts it a little more. Many historians talk about WW1 as the moment when Canada became a nation but I haven't found a clear explanation. Apparently, we did more than our fair share. I'm still poking my nose around in books.

[–]shark615 2 points3 points ago

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Vimy Ridge

[–]Samuel_Gompers 3 points4 points ago

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This. The same is said for Australia and New Zealand at Gallipoli. The British generals used Commonwealth troops as the cutting edge of attacks, meaning they often took the worst casualties (it didn't help that Sir Douglas Haig was a moron).

[–]stripyfeet 1 point2 points ago

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I'm from UK and I have been told this. So it is probably true.

[–]Samuel_Gompers 14 points15 points ago*

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What are you talking about? WWI was not mostly a war between Russia and Germany. It was a war between Germany and everyone else. It was started by the same militaristic aggression that would simmer and later start WWII. The falsity of Russian supreme importance is exemplified by the 1917 Revolution and the ensuing civil war.

Moreover, American entry into the war was of utmost importance to the Allies. While it is likely that Britain and France would have won the war in the end, it could have dragged on for much longer and easily have been fatal to the French Third Republic as the Franco-Prussian War was to the Second French Empire. Shortly after the United States declared war in April of 1917, the French Army broke its back on the Nivelle/Chemin des Dames Offensives. Following the holocaust at Verdun (in 1916), the French Army was in an extremely weak position. Having followed the doctrine of "Attaque à outrance" (attack to excess), since 1914, there was a serious manpower problem and morale hung by a thread. General Joseph Joffre was replaced as Chief of Staff by General Robert Nivelle; Nivelle immediately launched a major offensive. After staggering losses, the French Army mutinied. Soldiers refused to attack. Order was returned when Nivelle was replaced by Philippe Pétain, but it was French Army policy after the first few weeks of May 1917 to wait for American troops to arrive in significant numbers. In the meantime, Germany was able to free many divisions from the Eastern Front following the collapse of Imperial Russia and later the Kerensky Government. Had they not been so greedy in the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk, they would have been able to free more (many troops were needed to occupy the annexed areas). Had that happened, the 1918 Spring Offensives could have been very different.

Lastly, what enabled the Allies to stay in the fight long enough for the United States to get involved was access to the American credit market. Germany was isolated from international credit and had to float nine war bonds during the course of the war. This is compared to (IIRC) 3-4 for Britain and 5-6 for France.

EDIT: Also, why are you even talking about WWII? The comic is about WWI.

[–]Dabakus 13 points14 points ago

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Yeah, that whole war in the pacific in WWII wasn't a really big deal for the US...or lend lease. Or the invasion of Africa...or the invasion of Italy.

Read a book.

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again not true, USA did do something, but exaggerated their actions.

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[–]ndchristie 1 point2 points ago

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Although it may have begun as a war against Russia, they backed out quite early, and France took by far the largest burden with UK and its overseas extensions (which are politically ambiguous during this time) bringing up the rest for the major entente nations. But the main point - that neither the US nor Canada played the greatest role - holds firm.

[–]joaj34 6 points7 points ago

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Very true - the US did very little in this war. The only reason their entrance facilitates the end of the war is the addition of so many fresh troops. American soldiers were green and soft compared to their European counterparts, but a million new men, from anywhere, on either side, would have shifted the war.

This was mostly a war between germany and russia.

This, however, is not quite right. The western front of WWI was the scene of the most fighting. The situation in Russia put the old Prussian-Russian rivalry on hold and brought out Germany's hope to topple UK-France in the balance of power.

[–]you_rebel_scum 9 points10 points ago

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You're right. The USA never orchestrated the invasion of Normany. We didn't take back the Pacific island by island (Iwo Jima?). We of course didn't liberate France or any Nazi concentration camps. And the dropping of two atomic weapons to end the war? Couldn't have been the US.
Thanks for freeing me from my ignorance.

[–]BaconatedGrapefruit 2 points3 points ago

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You're right. The USA never orchestrated the invasion of Normandy

That and the concentration camps were join efforts. Other countries participated too. You guys get full credit for the Pacific though.

[–]JacobBovatsek 1 point2 points ago

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edit nevermind, i see the idiot said WWII also

[–]Kaluthir 9 points10 points ago

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USA really didnt have that significant role in...WWII.

lolwut?

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It's true. WWII was won by Russia. If you look at casualty figures, this will confirm that fact. I don't know about WWI but in WWII the large majority of Germans were killed on the Eastern front. In the West we are generally brought up being told that the USA and the UK "won the war". They definitely contributed strongly, but it can't be said they had a major role.

[–]BaconatedGrapefruit 1 point2 points ago

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Depends on how you look at it. If Japan hadn't been doing the whole pacific theater thing with America, Russia would have been fighting a two fronted war after Japan finished conquering East Asia. So America was good for for keeping Japan occupied and then reclaiming East Asia (pretty big deal).

The poster was right for stating that America did basically jack all in WW1 apart from breaking the Germans spirits.

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If you look at casualty figures, this will confirm that fact.

Yes war is just about casualty figures and nothing else, you are clearly a highly educated person!

They definitely contributed strongly, but it can't be said they had a major role.

Confirmed!

[–]myty85 1 point2 points ago

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amazing drawings/captions, that person is a great cartoonist.

[–]ajfranke 1 point2 points ago

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As someone who just visited Verdun, and saw the shadows of carnage and scars in the landscape, I am ashamed of myself for how much I snickered at this.