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[–][deleted] 252 points253 points ago

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I can't stand it when my buddy is trying to take a shot of me drawing a cock with light and some girl just wanders into the frame trying to handwrite some shit in the air like a goddamn tart.

[–]pavel_lishin 55 points56 points ago

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Why isn't her arm blurry?

[–]aparanoidandroid 160 points161 points ago

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The camera was set for a very long exposure and then the flash was used. The camera shutter opens and light from the flashlight is bright enough to show up on the cameras sensor, but she isn't. Then the flash goes off and she becomes bright enough for the sensor to capture, but the duration of the flash is very quick so it freezes her movement. Then the shutter closes and voila.

[–]samadam 29 points30 points ago

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Called "second curtain flash" or "slow-sync flash"

[–]badjoke33 17 points18 points ago

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Or rear-curtain flash.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 35 points36 points ago

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giggidy

[–]mikebeer 1 point2 points ago

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I read your username as "sea gram sex dragon" and was thoroughly confused.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 2 points3 points ago

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I get a lot of funny misreads, but you'll be proud to know that you're the first to address me as the sex dragon.

[–]pavel_lishin 7 points8 points ago

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Sweet. Thanks. I just installed CHDK on a spare camera, time to play around with this.

[–]enel 3 points4 points ago

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CHDK is great and there are some very good scripts. The technique however does not require CHDK unless you have no control over long exposures. My old SD600 can do 15 seconds which is quite enough for this. Anyway, the flash setting is called slow synchro and on an SLR it is called second curtain sync, which as explained means the flash fires when the shutter closes instead of opens.

[–]pavel_lishin 1 point2 points ago

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Well, the camera I'm using to play with CHDK is an A530, and I'm pretty sure there's no way to tell it to take 10 seconds of exposure, and THEN fire flash.

I guess I could use a manual flash, but I ain't got me one of them.

[–]enel 0 points1 point ago

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You should have a slow sync mode. However, the results wont be as good as if you had a rear (or second) curtain sync in your version of CHDK.

[–]SarahC 1 point2 points ago

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http://oreilly.com/pub/h/1771

You've got first or second shutter sync, for opposite end effects.

[–]deityofchaos 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping someone had answered this question. Been using CHDK on my camera for a while, never want to go back to stock firmware.

[–]FoolsRun 2 points3 points ago

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I have always wondered why the people aren't blurry. I guessed that they stood still for a while after "drawing" in order to get a good exposure. Your explanation makes much more sense!

[–]SarahC 1 point2 points ago

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http://oreilly.com/pub/h/1771

You've got first or second shutter sync, for opposite end effects.

[–]dboxorocks 0 points1 point ago

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Why is he blurry then?

[–]fffuuuuu 41 points42 points ago

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Because she is a ginger.

[–]sje46 15 points16 points ago

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Hey, only a ginger can call another ginger a ginger.

[–]timrbrady 11 points12 points ago

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anagrams rock.

[–]SarahC 1 point2 points ago

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What's the anagram?

[–]psyne 4 points5 points ago

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[–]timrbrady 2 points3 points ago

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i'd actually never seen that, fellow tims think alike. also the gingerdom.

[–]DirtyDrummer 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god, thank you for that!!!

[–]Bobiloco 0 points1 point ago

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Almost got a downvote there, but that's pretty funny

[–]jun2san 7 points8 points ago

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A hot Ginger at that.

[–]FallenChicken 5 points6 points ago

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A flash was fired right at the end of the exposure. Digital Photography School has a good article on Slow Sync Flash

[–]botman 550 points551 points ago

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Here's to you Mr. Time lapse phone screen glowing penis drawing man.

[–]westyplz 453 points454 points ago

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Bud Light Presents: real men of genius

(queue singing [in caps])

REAL MEN OF GEEEENIUS

Today we salute you, Mr. Time lapse phone screen glowing penis drawing man.

MR TIME LAPSE PHONE SCREEN GLOWING PENIS MAN

You've given us all a taste of the fountain of youth with your antics, ruining pictures, making people laugh, and just being a rebel

THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH

Without you, the world would be more dull, and girls everywhere would believe they were more artistic

THANK YOU FOR THAT

So crack open an ice cold bud light mr. penis drawing man, you know how to have fun and it's only a few ice cold bud lights away and a cell phone away. We salute you.

MR. TIME LASPE PHONE SCREEN GLOWING PENIS DRAWING MAN

[–]Delehal 78 points79 points ago

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I miss those commercials. :[

[–]cant_tell_me_nothing 220 points221 points ago

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Not going to lie, I downloaded almost all of those commercials and put them on my ipod because I felt like I needed humorous commercial breaks in my playlists.

[–]Comeclarity 19 points20 points ago

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My roommate did that a while ago, but instead of use them as a commercial break in his playlists, he listened to all of them, in our room, in order, for an hour and a half...

[–]abledanger 22 points23 points ago

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That really sucks the fun out of em.

[–]Imitation88 98 points99 points ago

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This is a brilliant idea.

[–]Azured 158 points159 points ago

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Oh god. They've won.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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They won a long time ago, Winston.

[–]smpx 7 points8 points ago

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Care to share?

[–]kanak 19 points20 points ago

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Found a collection of 91 files online which I downloaded and zipped together.

Link

[–]smpx 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you good sir!!

[–]cant_tell_me_nothing 2 points3 points ago

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I just sat down to do that. Way to steal my thunder

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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yoink!

[–]smpx 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for the idea to begin with!! Teamwork always gets the job done!

[–]Ksilebo 1 point2 points ago

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Why do I have this feeling I'm redownloading the files I hosted 6 years ago and got a cease and desist from Bud's lawyers and had to take down...?

I lost them in some RAID accident down the road.

[–]nova20 0 points1 point ago

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...and for everyone that's OCD about ID3 tags, here's another link.

[–]ctoyeiv 0 points1 point ago

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Any chance of the coors "cold" themed radio ads? I enjoy those also.

[–]cant_tell_me_nothing 7 points8 points ago

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Haha you want all the files? Tell me a good way to post them and I will. I warn you, I probably have close to a hundred of these things.

[–]threewhitelights 4 points5 points ago

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somebody tell this guy how to post it...

i would do it myself, but i'm busy, ummmm, feeding my fish... thats it, I totally know how, but i gotta wash my hair...

[–]Rockopotamus 3 points4 points ago

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I know you can't download these, but here are the files on Grooveshark if you'd just like to listen.

[–]Alex1602 4 points5 points ago

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If you listen to the files on Grooveshark, you can find them in your cache. The only problem is they are named like "F_000d2F". Spot a recent one with a size larger than 1mb and open it with VLC or add a ".mp3" at the end of the name.

[–]redoran 2 points3 points ago

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Or you can just install the firefox plugin downloadhelper.

[–]Rockopotamus 1 point2 points ago

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...interesting...

[–]Conlaeb 1 point2 points ago

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Or you could mouse over the track and hit the download link within Grooveshark..

[–]Conlaeb 0 points1 point ago

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Jackass, that only opens up a "Buy Now" page. Down voted for not knowing what you're talking about.

[–]kanak 3 points4 points ago*

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Mediafire and Ifile can be used. Or you could make a torrent file.

[–]cant_tell_me_nothing 3 points4 points ago

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Sweet Thanks. Once I get home from work I will get right on that.

[–]synapseattack 7 points8 points ago

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WTF dude.... you are not following your user name at all. -1

[–]boredandalone 4 points5 points ago

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So, if i meet a girl and we go do stuff all the time and have fun I have to change my user name?

But, then if that happened maybe not so much Reddit.

[–]cant_tell_me_nothing 1 point2 points ago

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touche good sir

[–]CallMeHeyZeus 1 point2 points ago

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la....la la la wait til i get my money right. La...la la la then you [insert username here] right.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Speaking of torrents, Demonoid has them too

http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/439839/3263499/

[–]loggedout 2 points3 points ago

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Same. I have 26 of them. Whenever one plays people usually ask me "You have commercials on your iPod?"

[–]RichOfTheJungle 1 point2 points ago

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So did I, friend. Whenever I have it on shuffle and one comes up it's like I'm listening to the radio, but have to sit through a short commercial break.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's genius! Real Genius.

[–]Cloberella 1 point2 points ago

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I did this too! I have the old ones back when they were "Real American Heroes".

[–]Not_into_this 1 point2 points ago

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Your screen name makes me think you are Kanye West.....or a teenager. Either way- that cracked me up.

[–]cant_tell_me_nothing 0 points1 point ago

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Well I will give you a hint, I'm not a teenager. I made the username right after I got back from Vegas and because of the Hangover that song was stuck in my head for like a month. Another hint, I like fish sticks.

[–]fatnino 1 point2 points ago

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what are you? a gay fish?

[–]dkreezy 0 points1 point ago

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Another hint, you got your own song stuck in your head.

[–]oozzo 8 points9 points ago

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i heard one the other day! they get played pretty regularly on the radio here

[–]SSChicken 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, here too. Unfortunately they have only been playing one over and over for a whole year now; "Mr. Rolling cooler cooler roller."

[–]wiseapple 1 point2 points ago

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UNPOPULAR

[–]boredandalone 0 points1 point ago

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One when theres apparently hundreds? Thats stupid.

[–]oozzo 0 points1 point ago

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lol thats the one I heard on my way home from work!

[–]zeldink 6 points7 points ago

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Does anyone remember when they first started? The tag was "Real American Heroes."

Apparently, they felt that little attack in New York meant they should change that. I never felt "Real Men of Genius" fit the tune as well.

[–]loggedout 2 points3 points ago

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I was under the impression that it was either "Real American Heroes" or "Real Men of Genius" depending on the situation.

Mr. Major League Infield Raker is a real american hero. He's not a genius, he's just a guy with a rake. He's responsible for swirly designs through split second decisions and precision movements. A hero? Yes. This man is a hero.

Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker is truly a real man of genius. How many people do you know that can trick a dear into thinking you're just a shrub having a cup of coffee? The way he intricately mixes those blobs and shades of green is nothing less than pure genius.

[–]b0jangles 2 points3 points ago

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No, they changed it after 9/11 because they didn't want to be seen as diminishing the actual Real American Heroes who died trying to save people in the towers. I think there was even a press release.

[–]cant_tell_me_nothing 0 points1 point ago

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Was the inspiration for your username from the song or the restaurant?

[–]b0jangles 0 points1 point ago

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The song. Didn't know there was a restaurant.

[–]pyrojoe 1 point2 points ago

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is your username supposed to look like zelda & link combined? if so that's pretty cool

[–]zeldink 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. That's what I always named my character back in the 8-bit days of Zelda. I missed stumbling upon the "Zelda" shortcut to the second quest myself by 3 letters.

[–]b0jangles 0 points1 point ago

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I do, and I totally agree.

[–]saucercrab 4 points5 points ago

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such great commercials for such shitty beer.

[–]tiedye420 2 points3 points ago

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I remember when they 1st started doing these it was "Real American Heroes".

[–]yetsome 1 point2 points ago

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I miss when they said "Real American Heros" in those commercials (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Men_of_Genius).

[–]NeededANewName 0 points1 point ago

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Miss? I heard this one play a few times on the 4th while I was barbecuing. They're still around.

[–]Delehal 0 points1 point ago

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Huh. I haven't heard one in a long while, and I'm always listening to the radio in my car. Guess it's regional? (Northern California, in my case.)

[–]NeededANewName 0 points1 point ago

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I hear them occasionally where I live (orlando, fl). I was up in Charlotte NC for the weekend and heard it there

[–]Radar_Monkey 0 points1 point ago

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They're still on the radio in OK, just not as often. Every few weeks I'll hear one and the radio is on whenever I'm at work.

[–]Coehld 0 points1 point ago

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they still make them

[–]MrSurly 0 points1 point ago

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Miss? They're still on the radio, at least in S. California.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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true story: the real men of genius singer was the lead singer of Survivor, aka the "Eye of the Tiger" band.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Have an ice cold, refreshing upboat.

[–]micah1_8 2 points3 points ago

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[–]fatnino 0 points1 point ago

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you know, that is actually the south korean ship the north koreans sank back in april

[–]shortkid4169 0 points1 point ago

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You should have used the picture posted here.

Only because that post is specifically against comments such as yours.

[–]s0m3f00l 1 point2 points ago

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Do you work for Budweiser? You should....

[–]linds360 6 points7 points ago

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I used to work for the ad agency that represented them. It was like working in a frat house.

[–]tank777 0 points1 point ago

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There's only one problem... he has to drink a bud light ... I'm a miller man myself, though I will take a bud if the server is just too hot to correct

[–]supertard6779 0 points1 point ago

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Well played sir, well played....

[–]Tbone139 0 points1 point ago

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I just heard that entire thing in my head, exactly the way it would have been broadcast.

[–]Timmaey 0 points1 point ago

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you are a real man of genius....cue music

[–]ddrt 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to go drink a nice cold 312 now.

[–]mikebeer 0 points1 point ago

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If you don't do this for a living, may I suggest a career change?

[–]billtill 0 points1 point ago

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I think this would have been more of....

REEEEAL AMERICAAAN HEEEROOOOOO

[–]Buns_Of_Awesomeness 0 points1 point ago

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We should do this commercial. I'd throw in some vocals, lol.

[–]theswedishshaft 21 points22 points ago

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This picture has very little to do with time-lapse photography. This picture was taken with a long exposure (more than 1 second, as opposed to, say, 1/125th or less).

[–]k-h 1 point2 points ago*

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Yeah, Mr long-exposure sounds a lot more appropriate in this case or possibly Mr Flash and long exposure.

I like the way the light colored thing just behind Mr Flash and long exposure looks like, well another dick.

[–]seabass341 1 point2 points ago

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I was gonna say! :(

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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(singing) Mr. Time Lapse phone screen glowing penis drawing man (/singing)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Real men of geeeeniuuus

[–]Zoldor 0 points1 point ago

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Quite enjoy light-drawing their peeeeeeenis ...es...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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the penis grows to light for those who pray - hey hey hey!

[–]yoshemitzu 3 points4 points ago

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Strange. I totally get the "real men of genius," reference, but I started singing your words to "Mrs. Robinson." It even fit, until I had way too many syllables.

[–]DanWallace 8 points9 points ago*

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Just say it really quick and it's all good.

And here's to you, Mr. Timelapsephonescreenglowingpenisdrawingmaaaan
Reddit loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
We like the balls, Mr. Timelapsephonescreenglowingpenisdrawingmaaaan
That picture would have otherwise been gay. (Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

[–]hobbitlover 0 points1 point ago

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Can't say it any fairer than that...

[–]larryblt 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the penis was the subject and the girl was the photobomber.

[–]mattehrooflz 39 points40 points ago

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I have seen the future, and it is the HoloPenis.

[–]emptyvoices 31 points32 points ago

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Yes, but it only works if the lady you are banging has an incredibly loose vagina, to the point where you would basically be shining a flashlight into a cave.

[–]timeshifter_ 5 points6 points ago

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..an adjustable flashlight.

[–]co6ra 2 points3 points ago

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You should try superposition.

[–]sihnon 0 points1 point ago

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Your comment brought me dangerously close to spitting out cola all over my laptop. I tip my hat off to you sir.

[–]RiskRegsiter 0 points1 point ago

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Hologlands?

[–]ThunderBreeze 61 points62 points ago

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A modern pioneer. Setting the bar for all future long-exposure light penises.

[–]supaphly42 109 points110 points ago

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"Look at the length of his exposure"

[–]gl0w_ 59 points60 points ago

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Indecent exposure at its best

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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I hate being flashed.

[–]wthulhu 2 points3 points ago

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more like incandescent exposure

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[–]wthulhu 0 points1 point ago

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looks like one of those led flashlights to me.

[–]Mr_Horatio_Caine 181 points182 points ago

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I guess you could call it (puts on sunglasses) indecent exposure

[–]baconcatman 13 points14 points ago

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If you continue to output this kind of quality of a pun, I approve of your new account.

[–]Jezon 23 points24 points ago

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]sotroo 3 points4 points ago

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New levels of reposts are hitting the market, as I just read this 5 seconds before reading yours

[–]Oddityx 92 points93 points ago

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Haha, what a dick.

[–]beowolfey 18 points19 points ago

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Actually, this is probably just amateur photobombing still.

[–]NoMoreNicksLeft 31 points32 points ago

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Probably, but if there is a photobombing scout in the stands, this kid's getting signed.

[–]Redpin 1 point2 points ago

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Tune into his signing special tonight on ESPN!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago*

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Agreed, but the kid's got the most raw talent I've seen in years. Even in today's economy his skills are in very high demand, and I'm sure in a year or two he'll be laughing his way to the bank.

[–]feeltogrip 78 points79 points ago

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"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."

[–]MisattributedQuote 124 points125 points ago

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"Yeah, it's real fuckin' clever to quote a movie that makes a cock reference whenever someone makes a joke about cocks. My twelve year old daughter won't shut the fuck up about Nemo and Dori whenever she sees some shit that's orange and blue." --Barack Obama

[–]Bopvito 4 points5 points ago

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Nemo/Dori, 2012!

[–]nargi 9 points10 points ago

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"... but let's see how you handle it."

[–]ploploplo 6 points7 points ago

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Awesome. This was one of those occasions where I kept seeing that link at the top of Reddit and I wasn't interested, but finally on my fourth or fifth return back I thought, "Oh, OK, fine," and it was well worth the wait.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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I'm not so sure if this is photobombing as much as an artistic piece. The guy is in the background drawing a penis, as guys are apt to do to embarrass or bring derision to someone. Notice he is far behind the girl, out of focus and is poorly lit. The girl is far ahead of the guy, staring straight ahead into the camera, in focus, well lit and has a look of... I don't know. Understanding? Seriousness? Definitely a look that shows that she knows what is going on in the situation. Finally, she drew "OU" as in "Oh you, grow up." Yes, this is a clever piece of art highlighting the sexual maturity of women and the immaturity of men.

Or it's a photobomb, whatever.

[–]Captain_Safety 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe because I'm stoned but I enjoyed this greatly.

[–]akbc 0 points1 point ago

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She's drawing boobs.

[–]PokeBattle 11 points12 points ago

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TROLL used PHOTOBOMB!

It's super effective!

PHOTOGRAPHER used CROP!

One-hit KO!

TROLL fainted!

[–]bdw7x 2 points3 points ago

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this recession could have been avoided with greater amounts of photobombing

[–]chazzur 2 points3 points ago

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she can hardly contain herself with such high levels of enthusiasm

[–]TheStoke 2 points3 points ago

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I. Am. Fapman.

[–]jradlol 6 points7 points ago

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The batman t-shirt did it for me.

The Dark Knight of Photobombing!

[–]ramfry 2 points3 points ago

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after all those years of ninja photobombing training have truely paid off

[–]dittokiddo 4 points5 points ago

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I srsly doubt he did that on purpose...he was probly just moving his hand and it happened. I could be wrong tho. I probly am.

[–]bitt3n 17 points18 points ago

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if I'm ever arrested for murder, I want you to be my prosecutor

[–]dittokiddo 0 points1 point ago

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lol!

"im sure he didn't MEAN to stab that guy, he was just moving his hand in a stabby motion and it happened!"

[–]pogostud 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking of turning pro in photobombing, but sadly, I have just found that I'm way down in the bush league

[–]DunDerD 1 point2 points ago

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My god batman

[–]pomegranati 1 point2 points ago

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question for photographers out there. How did she do that without having a ghost image of herself? I get that she used a long exposure and drawing with the light from her cell phone, but wouldn't it also capture the movement of her arm and create a ghost?

[–]ziusudrazoon 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, there is a ghost image of both of them. To the right you can see her belt. As to why it's not more pronounced see http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cncjo/this_is_professional_photobombing/c0tt8r5

[–]fuckjeah 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Chaiking 1 point2 points ago

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More like photodonging!

[–]Shadoblak 2 points3 points ago

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How'd he get the beans over the frank?

[–]jslaugh821 3 points4 points ago

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Haha....best fotobomb ever! Hez a genius......and she looks all serious and crap.

[–]namcor 1 point2 points ago

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There needs to be an award for the best photobombing of the year, because clearly this man has won it.

Dear sir, I proudly award you this year's Golden Douche Award for "Best Overall Photobomb".

[–]modestmajesty 1 point2 points ago

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nope, he's too easily cropped out.

[–]Browhat 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone aware of a good, long-exposure Android apps? would be a cool feature to have. (There are a couple out there, but they stink and are buggy)

[–]ccondon 1 point2 points ago

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I doubt that it would be easy to write one.

I looked into making a light meter app (to calculate exposure for old or large cameras without an internal meter), and I might still make it if I ever get around to having bunches of free time again, but the Android SDK doesn't reveal much info at all about the camera. You can't set an aperture or shutter speed on the camera. You can basically only say "hey, use this preset (the modes you see in the default camera app) and take a picture)"

So, a long exposure app would basically have to take a lot of pictures in a row, and then blend them via software later. And that most likely isn't going to look good, since the cameras on most phones aren't that responsive-- you'll get long breaks in between your exposures.

[–]oldsillybear 0 points1 point ago

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Why the hell did I laugh at that?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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because we all have an inner 14 year old screaming to come out?

[–]lordofthederps 17 points18 points ago

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Who told you about my basement!?

[–]Dickyw 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hey check it out, it's McLovin.

[–]pancakesandhyrup 0 points1 point ago

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In a batman shirt? BatLovin!

[–]ElGuano 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately, he's too far left in the frame so he can easily be cropped out. Other than that, simply brilliant!

[–]keepreading 0 points1 point ago

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This is the first thing I thought of upon seeing this photo.

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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Oh the dude is ruining the picture? Hmm.. okay. I'll be honest, I had to urban dictionary wtf "photobombing" was. Also never seen this wave-your-phone-around-like-a-douche technique before I must say.

[–]sabreteeth 0 points1 point ago

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That girl is really cute, but I just don't understand this belt-over-shirt trend going on now.

[–]BatmanBinSuparman 0 points1 point ago

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I have a new hero.

[–]Bdalz 0 points1 point ago

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well if he has a light up sword then hes obviously supposed to be there

[–]Py72o 0 points1 point ago

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needs to be a little bigger to fit in her light hole ;)

[–]andersleet 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else notice the second hang-down?

[–]tricolon 0 points1 point ago

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Really? How much money is there in the drawing-penes-with-light business?

[–]p3n1s 0 points1 point ago

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nice

[–]saywuuut 0 points1 point ago

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slow clap

[–]MDzzL 0 points1 point ago

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There is no accent mark like that in Hawaiian.

[–]marbleheadmigrant 0 points1 point ago

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anybody else notice the attempt at a ball sack bears a resemblance to the troll face?

...definitely a professional

[–]commenter01 0 points1 point ago

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He's pointing the wrong way.

[–]NorthernSkeptic 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to bomb her photo, if you know what I mean.

[–]easthong 0 points1 point ago

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amazing...

[–]akbc 0 points1 point ago

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wat a dick.

[–]ThrowAway69l 0 points1 point ago

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That stupid girl is getting in the way of my laser-light-show porn! What is this I don't even...

[–]PropMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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I have his shorts.

[–]smilingarmpits 0 points1 point ago

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What a dick.

[–]offbook 0 points1 point ago

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we took this on the beach in costa rica.... giant peen!! http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2733/4290721001_7e83109597_b.jpg

[–]mozartwasamason 0 points1 point ago

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This is World-Class Douche-Bagerie!!

[–]paradoxxx_zero 0 points1 point ago

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He got it straight