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[–]lt_daaaan 205 points206 points ago

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That's Jyoti Raju. I think that crazy flip move is something he learned from watching monkeys (no joke).

[–]nomdaweb 171 points172 points ago

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[–]spaceface 125 points126 points ago

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It's youtube alright: "j4pan: a good climber for sure but this doesn't mean that humans came from monkeys because we didn't and evolution is a lie (look it up) even if you considered this as some sort of evidence it would only show that BLACK PEOPLE came from monkeys".

[–]Sanit 39 points40 points ago

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Have a look at j4pan's YouTube profile:

Hobbies: Church

Books: The Holy Bible

Background Image: Jesus carrying a cross

Here is his profile for anyone that wants it.

[–]kingtrewq 22 points23 points ago

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His channel comments are hilarious

Thrashaero (1 week ago) here we are ladies and gentlemen, exhibit A of what happens when religion takes over an unstable mind: it makes it even more fucked up.

OmfgGorz (1 month ago) You realize you are slowing down the progression of mankind with your belief in fairy tales in the ridiculous book.

[–]sucka 12 points13 points ago

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And the current top comment:

Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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If god came and told you that you had to kill your son; would you do it? What if god came and told you that you have to rape him first and then kill him? I'm willing to bet that you would. You sir are a child rapist. You would rape children for jesus. Praise the lord daily, anally.

Flawless logic

[–]danuker 14 points15 points ago

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Hometown: Austin, Texas

[–]rolleverything 20 points21 points ago

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"Anybody who wanders around the world saying, 'Hell yes, I'm from Texas', deserves whatever happens to him." - Hunter S. Thompson

[–]nocheckers 1 point2 points ago

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I'm from Texas and I support this statement.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm from Texas, and I plan on doing exactly that.

[–]omegaura 5 points6 points ago

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Texas is still Texas. even if it's in austin. we just have a few more sane people than most.

[–]ScissorSmith 0 points1 point ago

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[–]superwinner 0 points1 point ago

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Gee I wonder if his comments are driven by any kind of external agenda?

[–]CaspianX2 28 points29 points ago

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Wow. Just wow.

[–]eyeohewe 13 points14 points ago

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The good news is j4pan is evidence that in fact we descended from blithering clowns and not merely monkeys.

[–]HighInsights 8 points9 points ago

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Better clown than brown amirite?

[–]eyeohewe 5 points6 points ago

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hi-four!

[–]ewic 6 points7 points ago

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Every time I read one of those statements, I figure it must be an internet troll. Nobody can be that stupid.

Right? Right?

[–]hangingonastar 5 points6 points ago

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Where do I look it up?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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He has somewhat of a point.

It'd be an insult to apes if humans like him were "more evolved" than they were.

[–]Yserbius 2 points3 points ago

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Poes law in full force.

[–]racergr 1 point2 points ago

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And that summarises the power of deception...

[–]EthicalReasoning 0 points1 point ago

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youtube/myspace/twitter and increasingly facebook in a nutshell

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Only if more trolls knew about reddit.

[–]HateToSayItBut 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jojoko 3 points4 points ago

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thank you. video is always better than .gif!

[–]spainguy 10 points11 points ago

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Why do I cross my legs, tightly, when I see stuff like this?

[–]daisycutter 14 points15 points ago

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To hide your machismo-induced state of arousal?

[–]SquareRoot 57 points58 points ago

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Because your penis retreats to become a vagina when you see stuff like this, and the suction resulting from the transformation pulls in your legs tightly.

[–]Escheria 62 points63 points ago

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Newsflash: vagina != cowardice

Meet Catherine Destivelle.

Can we please, please, please not discourage half the human race from being awesome by making clever but horribly misogynistic jokes? Please?

[–]Tezcatlan 109 points110 points ago

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She's got a lot of balls.

[–]SquareRoot 46 points47 points ago*

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Aye. Perhaps her name should be Catherine Testevelle.

[–]BlackLocke 9 points10 points ago

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Please. As Syvestine suggested, if a mans balls are so much as grazed unexpectedly with a soft pillow, the man will fall on the floor crying.

[–]leftysarepeople2 9 points10 points ago

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you're just trying to get me on a submarine

[–]paradigm_lost 6 points7 points ago

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someone set us up the bomb

[–]Sylvestine 33 points34 points ago

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Pussies are powerful; they can take pummelling and spit out a brand-new human being. What SquareRoot is describing is weak, vulnerable, and far too sensitive for it's own good.

What he meant to say was ball sack.

[–]uppity_negro 6 points7 points ago

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Dan Savage.

[–]Sylvestine 4 points5 points ago

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fuck yea.

[–]awesomersmartness 11 points12 points ago

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I would add Lynn Hill to this list. Chock full of kick ass and nary a testicle to be equipped.

[–]Giot 3 points4 points ago

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How the hell did the cameraman get those closeup shots?

[–]Escheria 14 points15 points ago

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Good question. A bit of googling turned up this

The best angles however are obtained when you shoot more or less diagonally towards the climber from a higher viewpoint. They are obtained when doing a traversing pitch when you are climbing, but quite difficult to obtain in most cases if you are not a climber. Exceptions are places where you can get easily to the the top of the climb, such as the Verdon gorge in France, or, to some extend, Half Dome in Yosemite, CA. Even when you are climbing it is not that frequent to obtain these angles, and if you get them, you generally have to photograph a second, which is not as dramatic as photographing a leader. That's why a large number of photos published in magazines and adds are taken on rappel. You rap down, hang from a rope, and photograph from there. The perspective is generally very good. Wide angle lenses work best, since they tend to accentuate the height (distance to the ground) and the converging of natural features. Be careful not to include you own rope in the picture. It is also necessary to have a relatively fast shutter speed, since you will tend to spin. A comfy harness is appreciable. The perspective is the best if you are actually well-detached from the wall so you actually shoot from behind the climber. Overhanging routes allow you to do that naturally. Otherwise, film crews have been known to use set-up with poles to keep them away from the wall. I believe that a suspended tripod (with the feet against the wall) would work fine. When you are shooting this way, you are actually not climbing, but your point is to shoot, although you are using at least some climbing techniques (rappeling, jumaring).

[–]nojox 2 points3 points ago

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also, i am sure they use a lot of the zoom functionality

[–]Blahblahblerg 2 points3 points ago

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That woman is amazing.

[–]ReverendSpooner 2 points3 points ago

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I agree whole-heartedly and can only applaud what I've just seen. This most fine sceptical of athletic aptitude should be lauded in the streets, with the hags flung out!

[–]waaaambulence 7 points8 points ago

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Sorry I took so long. OK where would you like to go?

[–]emmadilemma 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha! Nice one. I will be keeping an eye on you :)

[–]mondt 1 point2 points ago

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Great, now i have slight fear of heights making me anxious before my 3 IB tests today. XD

[–]YesNoMaybe 4 points5 points ago

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Can we please, please, please not discourage half the human race from being awesome by making clever but horribly misogynistic jokes? Please?

Seriously. Quit being a dick.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is the narrator the guy who hosts the BBC in our time podcast?

[–]Poromenos 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, that is crazy. I mean suicidal crazy.

[–]nerfcaltrops 0 points1 point ago

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Watching that caused my penis retreat to become a vagina, and the suction resulting from the transformation pulled in my legs tightly.

[–]lazyplayboy 0 points1 point ago

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I usually do, but I'm not with this. The man shows so much self-confidence that it doesn't seem possible that he could fall.

[–]Achalemoipas 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, he's got shoes now! Good for him.

[–]Raiden007 0 points1 point ago

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OMG, he is insane :)

[–]Akushla 3 points4 points ago

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is he human?

[–]ndchristie 16 points17 points ago

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he's hanuman.

[–]rahulthewall 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, very well played! :)

[–]inrivo 8 points9 points ago

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No. Most definitely a dancer.

[–]cogit0 2 points3 points ago

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Part of the move he is doing is known as a figure 4. If there is a hold that is just out of reach, you place your thigh over the handhold you are using, and by pushing down with your thigh, that gives you the extra height to reach the next handhold.
That upside-down flip was just effin crazy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. But people do that in ice climbing.

With real rock climbing, most of us will either dyno or just throw to that.

[–]abbrevia 5 points6 points ago

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It's just for show. He could have made that move fairly easily. Impressive, but ultimately for show.

[–]Kaizen22 13 points14 points ago

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He did it because he can.

[–]lazyplayboy 4 points5 points ago

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It's a pretty good show, all the same.

[–]ReverendSpooner 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, that is most likely the case Sir! On my many visits to Africa I've often seen junkies mumping about like that.

[–]Nukleon 25 points26 points ago

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Altaïr/Ezio/Desmond needs to learn this

[–]MrPrester 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking the exact same thing.

[–]rannic 0 points1 point ago

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[–]wtfchuck42 45 points46 points ago

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I watched this for 5 minutes and still can't figure out how he's doing it... that's just... spider man's cousin?

[–]isles 99 points100 points ago

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In climbing, it's called a Figure Four (here's a relevant article.)

He goes about getting into that position in the most showy way possible, but the move itself is common enough.

[–]UCDWaffle 39 points40 points ago

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It's not really common in rock climbing unless you want to make a joke or be overly showy. There are very few routes/problems that require a figure four.

[–]nattfodd 18 points19 points ago

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Not so much in rock climbing, but fig-fours are very useful on steep mixed routes, and some drytooling routes just look like a giant linkup of 15 fig-fours in a row. I'm not completely sure why it's so much more useful when you add an icetool to the equation, though...

[–]pozorvlak 11 points12 points ago

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I think it's more that the kind of situations in which a fig-four is useful (solid but widely-spaced holds for your hands, damn-all for your feet) are much more common on steep mixed climbing.

Disclaimer: all the mixed climbing I've done has been nice and slabby, and I've only ever done figure-fours for training, indoors :-)

[–]paganize 15 points16 points ago

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I started climbing in the mid-70's; never really concerned myself with what anyone else was doing, I didn't even start calling what I did "free-climbing" until I realized it was the quickest way to make understood what I was doing. So, while I have no idea what a figure 4 is, I can say, Holy Shit.

BTW, I fell off a cliff face miles from nowhere in 2003, and shattered my left foot assembly, with no possibility of it healing back to even 25% function; when I think back, however to all the fun I've had finding new ways to get to the top of new places, I say to myself "fucking idiot! why didn't you just stick to fishing?".

[–]pozorvlak 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, shit, I'm sorry to hear that. I've been recovering from a foot injury myself since last summer - I'm still a grade or so below my previous high-point of ability, but at least I can climb again (hell, walking into town again was a major step!). When I think of what life would be if my injury had been as bad as yours - *shudder*.

BTW, by "free-climbing" do you mean "climbing without ropes"? Most climbers call that "soloing" - "free-climbing" is climbing without pulling up on artificial gear, ie using only the rock to make upward progress.

[–]GodRa 23 points24 points ago

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If thats a Figure Four, its the most non-Figure Four move I've ever seen. A Figure Four normally looks like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3joZcCsbq8

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks. This makes sense now. The article and original video made no sense what-so-ever.

[–]as1126 0 points1 point ago

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I'm exhausted just from watching that move.

[–]FaZaCon 4 points5 points ago

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He goes about getting into that position in the most showy way possible

So, he's the Liberace of rock climbers?

[–]PWNYA 9 points10 points ago

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thank you sir, this thread is substantially better with your contribution

[–]AlwaysHere202 1 point2 points ago

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Ok... I'm no climber, but that does not look like a Figure Four as described in that article nor others in this post.

It seems the point of a Figure Four is to use your arm as a makeshift seat protruding from the rock face, and putting the full of your weight on it by swinging one leg over and sitting on it (making your legs look like a 4).

He, however puts his heals on the rock below his arm, and just happens to have his arm between his legs after the flip.

It looks like a Figure Four would have accomplished the goal of reaching the hand hold, but this showy move would seem to require a different name.

No?

[–]fuzzycuffs 1 point2 points ago

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Pfft, if it's called the Figure Four how haven't I seen Ric Flair do it?

[–]FiredFox 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a great way to get tendonitis.

[–]miniman 4 points5 points ago

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Puts all of his weight on his inner thigh it looks like.

[–]bart2019 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, Mr. Yoda!

[–]pozorvlak 1 point2 points ago

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Precisely. It's a useful technique when there are no decent footholds.

[–]isignedupforthis 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, go go monkeyman!

[–]dghughes 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Spidamon, ya mon!

[–]orblivion 0 points1 point ago

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I can't figure out why he's doing it. He's getting a foothold just one block above, he can easily do that conventionally given what he'd already done.

[–]slyguy183 14 points15 points ago

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He put like 20 points into climbing

[–]underdawg 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like I need to respec...

[–]LeadVest 2 points3 points ago

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I'd say he just took a prestige class, something like that would have a DC of like 35+.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And you don't really get to fail a lot before you have to reroll.

[–]rocktopotomus 2 points3 points ago

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Skill Specialization: climb

[–]pterogobius 28 points29 points ago

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Those guys running on water, now this guy -- what's going on?!

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[–]chedabob 33 points34 points ago

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It's still real to me ;_;

[–]popsicle 0 points1 point ago

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i just wanna thank ya'll...for everything you do to your bodies

[–]farfaraway 1 point2 points ago

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I've been trying to argue with a friend about that one all week. How can I prove to her it was fake?

[–]upvote_for_dissent 3 points4 points ago

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You cannot. All you can do is silently scoff at her ignorance.

[–]farfaraway 0 points1 point ago

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Internet frustration to 105%.

[–]nusuth 4 points5 points ago

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physics education?

Or you could buy her the shoes, take her out to a lake and let her try until she gets bored.

Or you could go out to a lake, set up a platform a few inches under the water, put a camera almost level with the water so you only see the sky and sun reflecting in it and replicate the video for her.

Bonus, if you build the platform out of acrylic, you can be more liberal with your camera angles as it's pretty hard to see underwater from most angles.

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[–]farfaraway 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome. I love winning.

[–]underdawg 0 points1 point ago

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WAT?!

[–]pterogobius 0 points1 point ago

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I kind of want to try it anyway.

[–]hakuice 31 points32 points ago

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The popularity of these videos are certainly... climbing.

[–]voidref 22 points23 points ago

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Yeah, this guy rocks!

[–]luksy 16 points17 points ago

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His career is certainly reaching new heights.

[–]CaptainRecursion 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed, let's hope he makes it to the top of those heights even though there are sure to be some rocky times ahead for him as he gets there.

[–]cuteseal 10 points11 points ago

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I hope he keeps the momentum going before he hits a brick wall!

[–]knowsguy 9 points10 points ago

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I figure four views of this guy monkeying around is enough.

[–]donwilson 9 points10 points ago

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Climbing pun.

[–]lamacow 6 points7 points ago

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This is the pun police, everyone except donwilson is under arrest!

[–]anonymousgangster 2 points3 points ago

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donwilson is a fucking narc

[–]adj_noun_is_adj 0 points1 point ago

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Bad pun is bad.

[–]Fosnez 5 points6 points ago

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Jesus is coming.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Well, Jesus is more entertained then I am, obviously.

[–]clt829 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus is coming.

Well, he better learn some new tricks or he'll never make the front page!

[–]cultured_banana_slug 2 points3 points ago

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Get an army of these guys together and you can easily swarm any moat and capture any castle!

[–]reverseatheist 2 points3 points ago

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Climb every mountain, ford every stream!

[–]DragonAndTheArcher 1 point2 points ago

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I kid you not, this song has been stuck in my head for days. I couldn't remember the "ford every stream" line though, and I was too lazy to look it up.

[–]Mythrilfan 0 points1 point ago

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Can you please link me to the reddit thread about the guys running on water? I've usually been the one who says that reddit's search does not such but lately it's not even letting me access the feature, so...

[–]clt829 1 point2 points ago

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Liquid Mountaineering is the youtube link. Can't find the Reddit article right now.

[–]pork2001 181 points182 points ago

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As a master of mixed martial arts climbing, I look at this and laugh. A true master need only execute a one-eighth knee spring combo spinning kick drop delta release before losing his grip and plunging to an agonizing death. WTF I say. I used to do a figure four in my cradle and progressed rapidly. Mom used to say "get the hell down from the ceiling fan, you little bastard, you think you can fly?" But I would only laugh and crap all over the room while spinning around.

[–]WhiteMouse 3 points4 points ago

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This somehow needs more upvotes for crapping all over the room while spinning around.

[–]wes00mertes 11 points12 points ago

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I can't figure out how that move made it easier to climb...

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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he used his left hand as a seat.

[–]jrive 5 points6 points ago

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He couldn't reach next the handhold, so he pulled himself up and supported himself on his hand to get a higher reach.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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why didnt he just put his left foot where he planted his hand, and his right foot where his feet ended up, and then carry on normally?

[–]BHSPitMonkey 7 points8 points ago

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It didn't; the move was for show. It would have been trivially easy (to a climber) to get to the next hold by trivial means.

[–]monkeytits 45 points46 points ago

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all trivially of course

[–]weekendwarrior 4 points5 points ago

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that's trivial for you to say

[–]KeX3 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sure it's a fairly trivial pursuit for him.

[–]BHSPitMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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Damnit. My mind broke while writing that :(

[–]master_gopher 1 point2 points ago

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It allowed him to rest higher up on his feet, supported by his hand, rather than just hanging down from his handhold. Though it looked like he could've reached the next handhold if he tried a few more times...

[–]upagainst 22 points23 points ago

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to all of you guys calling this move "showy": HE DOESN'T CLIMB FOR SPORT, ONLY TO ENTERTAIN TOURISTS

[–]andash 3 points4 points ago

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So... It's still a showy move? :p

[–]TheDentite 3 points4 points ago

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Damn sellout.

[–]identifytarget 18 points19 points ago

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Can someone explain why an animated gif, technology that worked flawlessly in 1991, now loads at 2 fps on a 2.5ghz quad core 8GB RAM until the entire animation is downloaded and then it begins playing smoothly? Sorta ruins the surprises of an animated gif when I have to watch the whole thing at 2 fps. (Using latest OS X Chrome).

[–]Ian1971 3 points4 points ago

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I think Google must have a blindspot when it comes animated gifs. Android can't handle them at all.

[–]live52 1 point2 points ago

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Works fine in Safari and FireFox. What's so special about Chrome anyway? That's not sarcasm, but a straightforward question I've been meaning to ask. What are the advantages of Chrome?

[–]1darkadonis 1 point2 points ago

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I had same problems across firefox and chrome

[–]PurpleSfinx 1 point2 points ago

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It's very fast and lightweight.

Most importantly, it's got, in my opinion, the best design. The tabs are at the very top of the screen (on Windows, unfortunately they can't do this on OS X and Ubuntu) - a mile high menu (you can slam your mouse to the top of the screen and not go past the tabs. This is something I really hate firefox not having, and something Opera sadly missed by a hair). The menus and options are laid out in a much more modern and sensible way than in any other browser I've used. There are alot of other UI advantages that would take too long to list.

It's name is derived from the fact that they aimed to have as little 'chrome' - UI taking up screen space - as possible, so I'm not compelled to use fullscreen mode.

It uses one bar for search and addresses. It supports extensions really well, and greasemonkey out of the box. It has optional google account login for bookmark sync.

It uses the open source WebKit renderer, developed by the KDE Project, Apple, and Google, which seems to load pages the fastest and most consistently. It also seems to basically show you the whole page at once if you're connection is fast enough, rather than adding everything as it loads.

[–]QAOP_Space 1 point2 points ago

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Chrome is much quicker... though that's probably down to the use to peoples extensions on FF.

Chrome loads about 10 times faste rthan FF.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And Opera loads even faster.

[–]punzada 1 point2 points ago

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For me it's all about the design behind how the browsers render pages differently.

While Firefox will load a page and give you an 'as it's rendering' version of the page to immediately start viewing the content, overall once the page is entirely loading just functions more sluggish.

Chrome on the other hand tends to take more time to initially render the pages you visit, but is very snappy once it has been rendered.

I used to not be into Chrome all that much and relied fairly heavily on some Firefox extensions but I've been using Chrome almost exclusively for the past six months or so at least and have enjoyed it.

[–]recursive 0 points1 point ago

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Works fine on windows.

[–]crazyjaf 0 points1 point ago

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You never mentioned your Internet speed. Are you using dialup?

[–]unionrodent 36 points37 points ago

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I want this guy to be the star of the next "Assassin's Creed"

[–]sudin 7 points8 points ago

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And here I was thinking all those things you do with Altair/Etio are totally impossible...

[–]Doc_Gerbil 6 points7 points ago

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To make it even better, his jumping and initial fail to grab the hole in the GIF looked exactly like the animations Ezio and Altair did reaching for the same things on similar platforms. And the structures had those vertical slits, and the protruding bricks on the corners! Very cool.

[–]mrfurious2k 0 points1 point ago

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Ezio. ;)

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Linking to the 4chanarchive. Guess we get our copypasta right from the source now.

Still pretty sweet.

[–]wafflesburger 5 points6 points ago

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Is that hitler emoticon?

[–]davidsauce 61 points62 points ago

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It's a very basic photography trick using perspective. The camera is rotated 90 degrees and the climber is actually just crawling across the floor. They also had to rotate the mountains and sky in the distance.

[–]homoiconic 14 points15 points ago

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"Just" crawling across the floor? The North Face of the Uxbridge Road

[–]mahlzeit 12 points13 points ago

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This is not rotated, it's just filmed at the equator.

[–]LeadVest 1 point2 points ago

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What is this treachery!?

[–]pandronic 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I had to watch that 4-5 times just to figure out what he did. I thought there was some tricky, mobius strip shit going on here. This guy's grip must be robotic.

[–]_debug_ 2 points3 points ago

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I think I just witnessed a new genre : Vertical Break Dancing.

[–]juiceboxrock 2 points3 points ago

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This guy's got nothing on Osman [VID]... If the first minute doesn't blow your mind, what happens at the 1:12 mark will.

[–]RetPallylol 6 points7 points ago

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a good climber for sure but this doesn't mean that humans came from monkeys because we didn't and evolution is a lie (look it up) even if you considered this as some sort of evidence it would only show that BLACK PEOPLE came from monkeys

Ahh, youtube comments never cease to amaze me.

[–]upvote_for_dissent 3 points4 points ago

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Evolution is a lie? I must look this up forthwith. To the looking-up thing!

[–]Gokaormad 0 points1 point ago

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Google?

[–]surfnaked 0 points1 point ago

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Well, personally I rather favor the "Snakes and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails' theory. Just makes more sense, doesn't it?

[–]umibozu 2 points3 points ago

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And I thought Nathan Drake was the ultimate freeclimber...

[–]lanismycousin 6 points7 points ago

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this guy is a fucking monkey, he is amazing !!

[–]salmonchamp 54 points55 points ago

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I thought we were past this...

[–]LordNorthbury 15 points16 points ago

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THAT'S RACIST!

[–]lanismycousin 8 points9 points ago

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not when supposedly this guy learned his moves from monkeys

[–]SquareRoot 7 points8 points ago

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Confucious say...if man learn from monkey, man become monkey.

[–]SiliconSoul 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah... to everyone talking about how this is hot dogging and not "pure" climbing - STFU. I would love to see any of you try this move. My god, no support ropes or anything. Balls. Is this man even still alive!?

[–]mspong 4 points5 points ago

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Damn, now my feet're all sweaty.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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get some climbing chalk

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Modern Ninja!

[–]emehrkay 1 point2 points ago

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This is what happens when people are passionate about their craft.

[–]illiterature 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, if I saw that in the Bourne Ultimatum, I would shit my pants. That guy is insane.

[–]bishopazrael 1 point2 points ago

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WOW. first gif I've ever upvoted.

[–]ProofisinthePudding 3 points4 points ago

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Spiderman!

[–]mmmhmmhim 4 points5 points ago

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Congratulations! You made a .GIF!

[–]darthcaldwell 0 points1 point ago

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Darth Continent my friend! :D I like how your links are friends because we are both sith lords

[–]NippleThief 0 points1 point ago

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Assassin's Creed 3

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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old but stil good

[–]Littlebigman174 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, you guys can't do that?

Thats how I get to my toothbrush every night.

I'm short.

[–]badhobbit 0 points1 point ago

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O_O...This....it can't be....

[–]tomg288374 0 points1 point ago

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He made that wall his bitch.

[–]zoidberg_MD 0 points1 point ago

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irl nathan drake and or tomb raider

[–]SeaSkyShore 0 points1 point ago

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Who else wants to see this as a move in the next Assassins Creed game?

[–]r4z0r 0 points1 point ago

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the real life version of Altaïr...

[–]88scythe 0 points1 point ago

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I've watched the gif's loop 20 times now. And I still don't really get what the fuck is going on.

[–]wthulhu 0 points1 point ago

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i don't believe for a second that he missed that grab. he's just showing off. that said; wow.

[–]drqxx 0 points1 point ago

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If thats real its F*CKING AMAZING!