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[–]hemmer 199 points200 points ago

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I was convinced he was going to lick it.

[–]rjwd40 180 points181 points ago

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The snozberries taste like snozberries.

[–]goingnorthwest 14 points15 points ago

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¡¿¡You boys like MEXICO!?!

[–]starthirteen 5 points6 points ago

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You are freakin' out... MAN

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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I was waiting for him to lean forward and try to take a bite out of it.

[–]ThatIsSoHot 1 point2 points ago

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This is actually video footage from an Estonian TV Channel called Kanal 2. I happened to see the video on question about 2 weeks back in the news and I am sure the guy was on drugs.

However he was not going to lick it - he was more curious and at the same time afraid of the microphone.

If I have the time I can probably find the original video as well.

[–]dghughes 462 points463 points ago

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I did something like that only I wasn't on anything, I went to a drag race and at the gate I paid to get in and the guy handed me something small, like a small box but I wasn't sure what it was.

So I figured he's handing it to me through my car window obviously I must need it for something, so I grab it with my fingers a pinching motion but he isn't letting go! wtf!? He was insisting I take it, handing this thing to me but now we're fighting over the small little box!

Then to my shame I discovered it was the hand stamper, to mark your hand with the ink mark in case you had to leave and then you could get back in without paying again.

So embarrassing!

[–]Teamster 223 points224 points ago

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That's like when you wave back at someone to find that they were waving at someone just beyond your field of vision.

[–]rro99 156 points157 points ago

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Or when someone says hi to you on the elevator, and so you say hi back and it turns out they were talking into a cellphone.

[–]TheHumane 96 points97 points ago

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you mean like this ..

[–]Catona 68 points69 points ago

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Seriously, I absolutely hate people who use those, especially when they are completely hidden by hair or a hat. I manage the front desk at a hotel. people will walk directly up to the desk, as anyone looking to check in or get assistance would, and start talking. There are literally no cues what so ever, visual or audio, that could possibly allow me to know they are talking to anyone but me. Then when i reply to what they say or greet them and start trying to assist them, they just look at me and hold one finger up. As if this was the universal symbol for "i'm on a tiny phone that you can't see". It makes my blood boil.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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"i'm on a tiny phone that you can't see"

Someone should invent a better, more polite universal symbol for this.

[–]kinematografi 27 points28 points ago

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They should hold up their middle finger.

[–]kojiflak 13 points14 points ago

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I think that one is taken.

[–]kinematografi 6 points7 points ago

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Really? What does it mean?

[–]Suicide_Guy 18 points19 points ago

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It means that the person is on a tiny phone that you cannot see.

[–]chompsky 13 points14 points ago

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When they hold their finger up, put a finger puppet on it. Also, make sure to always carry a healthy supply of finger puppets.

[–]mypetridish 4 points5 points ago

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they are convinient, i only use those when i need to talk to someone and if there are people around me i always put my hand over my ear to show that im on a phone. also it helps since my phone speaker is busted :D

[–]manbitesdog 1 point2 points ago

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The only time I ever use my headset is when I'm driving, and even then its just sitting there... I refuse to go around with that thing in my ear as if I'm some secret-service dude or something. If my phone rings then I grab it and put it on. But yeah these people who walk around wearing them like that, wtf.

[–]Oscar_Rowsdower 7 points8 points ago

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Or like this.

[–]Axle_Grease 22 points23 points ago

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This is why I hate bluetooths

[–]Teekoo 13 points14 points ago

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And what's the deal with the new bluetooth systems? It's like saying "Hey, I'm one part machine, 2 parts asshole!"

[–]flio191 6 points7 points ago

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This is why I hate Keystone.

[–]smellycow 2 points3 points ago

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Not quite the same, but I first thought of this

[–]CitizenPremier 1 point2 points ago

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Why not try the opposite? Ask out a hot girl. If she reacts badly, pretend to be on the phone!

[–]lazyplayboy 11 points12 points ago

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Or when you have 10,000 spoons and all you need is a knife.

[–]noseham 9 points10 points ago

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I would imagine this is a common problem in a spoon factory.

[–]acs766 3 points4 points ago

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isn't it ironic? don't you think??

[–]kinematografi 3 points4 points ago

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No.

[–]lazyplayboy 6 points7 points ago

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It's meeting the man of my dreams

[–]lazyplayboy 6 points7 points ago

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And then meeting his beautiful wife

[–]lazyplayboy 6 points7 points ago

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And isn't it ironic

[–]lazyplayboy 17 points18 points ago

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NO IT ISN'T

[–]infectedmushroom 10 points11 points ago

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Read all of these comments in a row; didn't understand any of them.

Then I looked at the usernames; am now significantly more confused.

[–]SashimiX 7 points8 points ago*

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I'll be joke explainer:

lazyplayboy is referencing Alanis Morisette Lyrics that talk about a bunch of "ironic situations" that aren't really ironic, according to the definition of "ironic."

These lyrics are a favorite of Reddit to parody, circle jerk fashion, because the grammar nazis here enjoy explaining the meaning of the word "ironic" to people.

The beginning of this thread vaguely reminded me of this song when I first read it, before I read lazyplayboy's response. I don't know why.

On top of this, lazyplayboy is essentially having a conversation with him/herself in a thread about how annoying it is when people seem to talk to you but are actually talking to themselves/another person on a cell phone.

[–]shitshowmartinez 103 points104 points ago

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This one time I was in a hotel, it was the morning after a wedding, so I'm massively hungover. I'm slowly dragging myself to the breakfast reception, and I look through the glass leading to the swimming pool, and see a guy that's just as disheveled looking as I am, so I have to assume he's with our party. I raise my hand and wave, and the guy does the exact same thing, at the same time. And then I realize that was my reflection.

[–]pandaro 25 points26 points ago

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Suspense! How did it go after that?

[–]miserablex 45 points46 points ago

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Once they realized they knew each other, they decided to hang out for a bit, which ended in awkward sex with each other later that night.

[–]shitshowmartinez 39 points40 points ago

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Yeah I found him to be sort of a selfish lover.

[–]DoctorMiracles 14 points15 points ago

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But it was ok, as they were related and it was quite silly.

[–]VapidStatementsAhead 3 points4 points ago

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[Directed by M. Night Shyamalan]

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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Whenever this happens to me, I keep waving after I realize hoping to turn the tables of awkward onto them.

[–]maccron 8 points9 points ago

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I do this all of the time. I just continue to wave at them as well and usually they wave back once they realize what happened. It's also an easy way to make friends for a night at concerts. Just end up next to them and talk to them. :)

[–]hadhad69 5 points6 points ago

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I fuckin' hate that guy

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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i had this one guy with a boston accent make friends with me, and then tell me about his life. which included how he was really bummed he saw a black guy walking down the street by his house the other day. i tried to console the man, and i think he felt okay after just venting. worst concert friend, ever.

[–]Ptoot 4 points5 points ago

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Are you black by any chance. It would lend considerable insight into the processes happening in that guy's head.

[–]kooshKoosh 2 points3 points ago

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I would hate to meet this guy after a black guy actually spoke to him.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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yeah, he got upset over something else bigoted, but i can't remember what. i'm guessing it was women. i can't see that guy being successful with women.

[–]Uncle_Larry 24 points25 points ago

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This is my favorite way to get close enough for roofies. God bless roofies.

[–]dep 8 points9 points ago

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Or when you reach down to pick up something cool that was on the ground but it turns out to be trash... but you don't want the people around you to think you're an idiot or are picking up trash, so you pretend to investigate something else on the ground.

[–]sublimestylee111 14 points15 points ago

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i was walking to campus and saw the corner of a ziplock baggie sticking out of a bush, and i was sure it was a sack of weed someone dropped. so i picked it up to realize it was a bag of dog shit.

[–]coleman57 41 points42 points ago

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they call people like you "optimists"

[–]Nuggetry 2 points3 points ago

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Yea that happened to me once too. Except the bag actually had weed in it. About 2 grams. I had a great night.

[–]cornmacabre 2 points3 points ago

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I was walking home and saw the corner of a ziplock baggie sticking out of a bush, and I was sure it was a sack of weed someone dropped. It was and I went home and smoked it.

[–]dep 8 points9 points ago

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Or when you trip or stumble and act like you're jogging for a minute?

[–]sublimemm 3 points4 points ago

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Ok Ellen Degeneres, I think we all get it

[–]warpcowboy 7 points8 points ago

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After I trip, I always point back at the ground anomaly warn the people around me about it. There usually is nothing there but the smooth concrete sidwalk, but don't let that stop you.

[–]walesmd 17 points18 points ago

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I always say, "Have that removed" in an authoritative voice and point to the offending object/anomaly.

[–]arcamanel 2 points3 points ago

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Every time I walk past this bit of sidewalk on my way to class I ALWAYS trip on the same god damn crack. Since I only have that class twice a week and its so early in the morning I'm not functional I also always forget to remember it is there >:(

[–]eggshen 3 points4 points ago

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awkward!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I HAVE A PEACH! LOOK AT MY PEACH!

[–]UnnamedPlayer 6 points7 points ago

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It happened with a girl I liked in school, embarrassing as fuck. I have a suspicion that she and her friend set it up intentionally because my reaction cracked them up more than it should have.

It all ended well though and I dated her for about 2 years. I have no idea why I never remembered to ask her about that incident.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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Once I was at a high end restaurant and after I ordered my food the waitress put her hand out... so I shook it.

She just wanted the menu :/

[–]roll-fizzlebeef 16 points17 points ago

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A-aaww...

[–]rollfizzlebeef 14 points15 points ago

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Holy fuck, I was like "I don't remember making this comment..." and then I noticed your hyphen. Damnit!

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Reminds me of Fear and Loathing:

"Take the ticket" "Do I need this?" "I'll remember your face."

[–]JiminiousBastiardius 5 points6 points ago

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I'll remember your face. 0~"o

[–]Sylvestine 67 points68 points ago

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yeh i'm always doing shit like this.

sympathy upvote.

[–]dwhee 8 points9 points ago

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I did the same thing at an auto repair shop. It was a stamp that said "waiting" to let the repair guys know that their customer was in the waiting room. I thought it was my personal waiting emblem scepter thingy. Also I knew the guy who wasn't giving it to me from high school.

When I run an auto repair shop there will be waiting emblems for all who wait.

[–]shadygwillis 1 point2 points ago

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that's like when you pretend you are a velociraptor at your buddy driving on the other side of the street only to find it is actually a granny

[–]STUN_Runner 119 points120 points ago

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When one says "I'm tripping balls," why balls, exactly?

Is it just short for "I'm tripping my balls off"?

[–]TheColorsDuke 854 points855 points ago*

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It actually comes from "tripping sack" which is basically a reference to Sacagawea. This reference is derived from the idea that Sacagawea lead the exploreres to uncharted lands and acted as their guide, just as psychedelics are the guide for you in your new world.

Just kidding, I have no idea why it's called tripping balls.

[–]d07c0m 206 points207 points ago

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Wow you had me going. I will probably use this to sound intelligent in front of people.

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points ago

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Ah, I can still remember the days when intelligence wasn't the same as knowledge... *dreamy sigh*

[–]MaxChaplin 14 points15 points ago

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Actually in the Wikipedia age it's much less so. Remember how in In Search of the Castaways Jacques Paganel has described all fifty expeditions that went to Australia before him? Today the response would be not "OH WOW" but rather "lol nerd".

[–]Anirak 22 points23 points ago

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I can't. Since I was as young as I can remember my family seemed to equate the two, even though I disagreed.

[–]TheLeaderIsGood 15 points16 points ago

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My education system equates the two as well.

[–]danny_ 3 points4 points ago

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I'm sure they're open to suggestions.

[–]TheLeaderIsGood 9 points10 points ago

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I'm an optimist but even still, I'm pretty sure they're not.

[–]ableman 5 points6 points ago

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You're just looking at the past through nostalgia glasses.

[–]AerialAmphibian 31 points32 points ago

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Sounds like a new take on

"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur."

("Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.")

[–]UniQueLyEviL 56 points57 points ago*

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YOUR USER NAME! Oh fuuuuck!

"The colors, Duke! The COLORS!

"IIIiii'm colorblind, kid!!"

"POPSICLES!!! HO HO!"

You have no idea how happy your username makes me. <3 I'm such a nostalgia junky.

I love ya so muuuch!!

Edit: By the way that was hilarious! XD

[–]fred_in_bed 52 points53 points ago

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i'll take what hes on.

[–]Spiffy313 13 points14 points ago

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Thank you for that unexpected nostalgia trip.

[–]Darkness12 3 points4 points ago

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Agreed. When I read his username for the first time it made me sit here and repeat it fifty times until I could remember where the hell I heard that from.

[–]kinematografi 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, the description is written by the actor kid. It has an amazing rundown of what it took to make the commercials.

[–]CerpinTaxt11 3 points4 points ago

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I was in the middle of highlighting this to post on a friend's Facebook to pretend I wrote it myself. Dammit.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Hahah that was awesome.

[–]just_some_redditor 2 points3 points ago

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I don't care that you just made that up, I'm using that as the definitive explanation next time someone says they're "tripping balls".

[–]nicolauz 1 point2 points ago

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When you see it, you'll trip balls.

[–]Pysoda 13 points14 points ago

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I once took seven grams of mushrooms, looking back on that night (the longest of my life) I would say "Tripping balls" is a good short way to put it.

"Deer creatures on my arm moving towards a city on a suspension bridge" and things of that nature never seem to convey it so succinctly.

[–]Tossrock 1 point2 points ago

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A fucking quad of shrooms? Jesus, dude

[–]HunterTV 45 points46 points ago

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I think so. My friends in college and I came up with "Tripping my face off." If you've ever dropped acid and looked in the mirror, it makes more sense. Ever seen Mask? Yeah. If you have any body issues, stay the fuck away from mirrors on hallucinogenics.

[–]aradil 15 points16 points ago

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Absolutely. My worst trip ever started going bad when I looked at a mirror and my face melted into smiles. The rest of the world then also melted into smiles.

[–]winampman 14 points15 points ago

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:)

:)

:D

:D

[–]aradil 11 points12 points ago

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:D

Except it was more like:

:)
:)
:))
:)))
:))))

[–]AbstractLogic 8 points9 points ago

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Sounds like a good trip to me :)

[–]lkasdfjl 4 points5 points ago

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[–]rraaarr 1 point2 points ago

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the first time I ever took shrooms, the two guys i was with kept warning me - "whatever you do, don't look in the mirror" - ok, but this was sorta hard since to go to the bathroom, there was a big fucking mirror along one wall. My solution was to go to the toilet in the dark. But that was sorta stupid, so I ended up turning on the light and looking in the mirror anyway. It was... weird... like looking at myself from outside myself. But anticlimax: I didn't freak out and then wondered why my bf and his friend made such a big deal out of it.

[–]CiXeL 36 points37 points ago

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it makes me sad that stuff like this isnt common knowledge anymore. generation Y is just too straightedge.

[–]furburger 30 points31 points ago

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No, they're just into horse tranquilisers these days.

[–]skyshock21 19 points20 points ago

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Today it's less about LSD, quaaludes, and shrooms; and more about Oxycontin, Meth, and coke.

[–]nicolauz 2 points3 points ago

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more like MDMA..

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 8 points9 points ago

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not for me!

[–]HavartiParty 2 points3 points ago

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They're too busy soaking tampons in vodka and snorting their Adderall to take any good drugs.

[–]locuester 13 points14 points ago

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I went to a theme park while tripping for my first time. I wore a brand new, never washed t-shirt. I rode a water ride and the ink on the shirt bled everywhere.

I looked in the mirror. Not cool.

[–]baldhippy 22 points23 points ago

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I watched for what seemed hours as little springs in my eyes adjusted the size of my pupils in a very mechanical manner. I think that is when I first realized that we are just biological machines.

[–]ubersaurus 4 points5 points ago

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I had the same creepy effect. Also, I ate some chicken and when I shut my eyes I had a Matrix moment. Felt like some of the most delicious numbers were coursing through my body.

[–]crackduck 6 points7 points ago

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My friends in college and I came up with "Tripping my face off."

Sorry to burst your bubble, but unless you are talking about the '70s, you didn't "come up" with that.

I thought I had come up with "guess what? chicken butt" in second grade, but later found out that I must have forgotten that I had heard it before (my awesome joke couldn't have spread that far).

[–]HunterTV 5 points6 points ago

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Well, it was 20 years ago so "came up with," or "mentioned," "used," said" whatever. I'm not laying claim, just reporting. :)

[–]jklmnb 4 points5 points ago

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wow, you went to teh same college as me, and had the same friends as me...

[–]AbstractLogic 2 points3 points ago

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Bathrooms can be scary when tripping. They are kinda weird and your faces melts. I have used tripping my face off on a few occasions.

[–]ThunderLungs 19 points20 points ago*

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Yup.

California: Where languages come to die.

I'm pretty sure that's our state motto... Not sure. I been hella, like, tyna be trippin' balls lately, though, bro. Like. Tryna get at that for reals. I pop a straight up grip of grateful dead shit like err'day. That shit is tight. I just ain't rememberin' shit good.

[–]sizarah 9 points10 points ago

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I enjoyed the mixture of surfer bro, valley girl, and gangsta slang, as well as the combo of hella and a grip. Maybe throw a hyphy in there too and it's a complete set. Collect them all!

[–]gr33nspan 10 points11 points ago

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Balls always seems to emphasize how intense something is. I always hear "It's hot as balls today". Someone must have had huge balls and started comparing experiences to his scrotum.

[–]fishpillow 2 points3 points ago

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I always hated the term but I believe it's because we used to say "I am tripping my balls off." in the eighties and probably before that. I always thought that was just a modification of "Sweating my balls off." which seems pretty straightforward. When guys sweat a lot their balls become particularly sweaty.

[–]iVisionX01 2 points3 points ago

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I believe it means your mind is in the process of being blown.

[–]sdub86 5 points6 points ago

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Take some acid and find out.

[–]STUN_Runner 2 points3 points ago

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I did, starting in the fall of 1988. I'll never forget the orange-colored plasma lightning shooting out of my fingertips.

Good times. Good times.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. Also "tripping nuts".

[–]trimalchio 1 point2 points ago

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I have no idea either, but I'd venture that it makes more sense on a psychedelic than off.

I know it did for me...

[–]AbstractLogic 1 point2 points ago

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Why do they say its hot as balls? Just another term that we can reference our man hood with.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Because balls are funny and when you're tripping you look funny.

[–]ThisCommentScores- 201 points202 points ago

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"Oh man am I tweaked, What's all these cops doing??"

"Who are you??, WTF is that???!?!??!"

[–]egmont 288 points289 points ago

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oh shit it's just a mic, act cool act cool

[–]iamichi 205 points206 points ago

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Note to self: Stop. Doing. Anything.

[–]Spookydog09 28 points29 points ago

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[–]KennyLog-in 142 points143 points ago

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The brow furrow at the mic is the best giveaway.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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I thought he was going to rage on that mic for a moment.

[–]KennyLog-in 20 points21 points ago

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I more thought he was going to kiss it.

[–]jud420 57 points58 points ago

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or try to eat it.

[–]valduchi 4 points5 points ago

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I thought he was going to cry.

[–]CaspianX2 10 points11 points ago

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I thought he was going to try to eat it.

[–]thehalfwit 6 points7 points ago

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Furrows brow.

[–]StevenDickson 5 points6 points ago

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I saw it as- what’s that? what’s that? what’s that? hmmmmmmmm?

[–]dep 6 points7 points ago

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Or "Uhm, are you GIVING this to me!?"

[–]Shiggityx2 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Deadmoon 43 points44 points ago

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More like:

"Oh man am I tweaked, What's all these uniformed lizardmen doing??"

"Who are you??, WTF is that???!?!??!" Oh God it's the severed head of my neighbour!!! What do you want from me Lizardking? I didn't steal your sacred treasure!!

[–]harryballsagna 54 points55 points ago

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Haha! You should totally write movies so I could not go to them.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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You know what though... you could not NOT go also.

[–]Deadmoon 9 points10 points ago

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Good thing then that I won't really need any smug-ass douche watching my awesome movies.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Or "Oh kurat kus ma olen pilves. Mida kuradit need pollarid siin teevad?!Kes sa oled? Mida kuradit see on?" since it's from Estonia.

[–]orbat 17 points18 points ago

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I'm Finnish and reading (and to a lesser degree hearing) Estonian always makes my brain scream "YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THIS".

("Helvetti, että mä olen pilvessä. Mitä perkelettä noi poliisit tossa tekee? Kuka sä olet? Mikä perkele toi on?")

[–]oldfashionedguy 22 points23 points ago

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You were Finnish before you started!

[–]orbat 13 points14 points ago

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derp

[–]AstralPro 2 points3 points ago

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I know both languages and I confirm this

[–]orbat 2 points3 points ago

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Compared to Estonian, Finnish just looks and sounds so... baroque. It's like linguistic evolution forgot all about us.

[–]matthank 5 points6 points ago

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"Oh shit, I'm in a cloud. Bollards What the hell are they doing here?! Who are you? What the hell is that?"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

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The direct translation is actually funnier.

Edit: Ma olen pilves is the same as saying I'm high. Pollarid= cops/coppers

[–]This_comment_has 4 points5 points ago

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Dammit I thought I thought this shit up all by myself...I swear I did not mean to steal your username. :(

[–]emptyvoices 1 point2 points ago

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'the fuck is in your hand?

[–]thecmpguru 25 points26 points ago

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He's probably friends with this guy

[–]Bagel 3 points4 points ago

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That was hilarious, he finally got that sandle on, tried to stand up and bam! Back to square 1.

[–]IgnoringTheSubject 67 points68 points ago

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Nice fence

[–]fong 35 points36 points ago

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I had to check again. That is a nice fence.

[–]elmorte 22 points23 points ago

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It's aight I guess.

[–]intejens 14 points15 points ago

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Meh, could use some paint...

[–]NarwhalPenis 7 points8 points ago

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I like my fences all-natural. No need to cake their boards with cosmetics.

[–]thehalfwit 12 points13 points ago

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I was really impressed with the workmanship.

I couldn't help but ponder the idea that you can still make a living in Estonia by quarter-rounding the ends of fence planks.

[–]yammerant 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, it does exist: http://www.reddit.com/r/fence

[–]Zootex 40 points41 points ago*

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Why do .gifs take so long to load? No sarcasm, I'm actually curious.

Edit: using firefox on vista.

[–]artdamage 14 points15 points ago

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I dunno. But after they've loaded once it's cool, I just open it in another tab and leave it for a couple of minutes so it's loaded fully.

[–]Something_Famous 33 points34 points ago

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We shouldn't have to do this......

[–]Phallus 27 points28 points ago

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Everything should function to our personal standards. You know, because we've dedicated the time and effort to improving them.

[–]webmonk 60 points61 points ago

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What a dick answer...

[–]cartola 22 points23 points ago

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You misspelt awesome.

[–]xfattydingdongx 11 points12 points ago

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And "an".

[–]nanto 6 points7 points ago

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what awesome an answer?! that makes no fucking sense

[–]TheGopher 24 points25 points ago

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He meant, "What an dick awesome."

[–]burningrobot 3 points4 points ago

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What a dick, awesome...

FTFY

[–]faithie270 5 points6 points ago

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What an awesome dick

FTFY

[–]DimmuBurger 5 points6 points ago

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or then he was referring to the usernaem

[–]brasso 10 points11 points ago

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Because it's a really crappy format for video? This clip is about 10 seconds long and despite being of ultra low crap quality and having a low resolution it still weights 2 MB.

[–]neoice 5 points6 points ago

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and they dont work on Android. its strange.

[–]lewiji 3 points4 points ago

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Are you using a Mac by any chance? It seems to be a bug in the Mac version of Webkit.

[–]thrashbat 19 points20 points ago

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Looked like he may have been in bat country from the way he was moving his head from side to side.

[–]giveitago 9 points10 points ago

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Actually he reminds me of a velociraptor.

[–]zhylo 44 points45 points ago

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May inquirre the source of this humerous graphics interchange format-picture, Sirs and Madams?

[–]sikumiku 94 points95 points ago

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I already posted this at the original thread but it's a clip from an Estonian news show. The title roughly translates to: "Spring's warm weather is bringing out drunk and high people".

If you need any translation to what's going on, let me know ^

[–]wisamc 8 points9 points ago

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The first 25 seconds are hilarious. It's like he's in fast forward.

[–]Frankeh 13 points14 points ago

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Even funnier than the gif.

[–]Firefoxx336 6 points7 points ago

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That's awesome. If you watch until the last 15 seconds or so you get to see a kid trying to fight a pole before he gets arrested. He got in a good punch.

[–]next89 48 points49 points ago

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There is an explanation: He wasn't wearing his contacts so he couldn't really see what the hell was going on. That's why when he takes a closer look he realizes that the thing that is in front of him just a mic.

[–]Achalemoipas 31 points32 points ago

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That would make him squint, not open his eyes real big.

[–]callummr 11 points12 points ago

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Which he does at the mic, at least.

[–]gorilla_warfare 7 points8 points ago

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That's believable. I can't see shit w/o contacts.

[–]NarwhalPenis 2 points3 points ago

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Another explanation: a really bright light was pointed at his face, which made it hard to make out what's in front of him.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Last summer a friend and I drove to San Francisco from LA. We decided to walk around Haight and Ashbury as I've never been there before. Long story short, some hippie offered us special brownies for 2 bucks each. My friend started tripping balls after an hour, she didn't wanna leave the car nor she wanted us to stop somewhere. So we ended up driving around the city for 3 hours until her friends (where we are staying) finally arrived at their apartment. Good times. But never trust hippies again.

[–]Xiol 5 points6 points ago

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Sure is 4chan in here...

[–]Sea_Hag 2 points3 points ago

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i hope he can get his shoes on.

[–]vej 3 points4 points ago

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Context?

[–]logrus101 8 points9 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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2 Days later he realized he was hallucinating the whole thing

[–]blastfemur 1 point2 points ago

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It's from an early GWB press conference; note how he looks directly into the headlights.

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 1 point2 points ago

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What's the background story?

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 1 point2 points ago

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Poor guy is so confused.

[–]presidentduweb 1 point2 points ago

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I need the name of his drug dealer !

[–]t1est0 1 point2 points ago

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damn, it's me at Coachella this year!

[–]Tames 1 point2 points ago

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That look at the microphone totally gave it away!! LOL