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[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

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Her and chubby bubbles girl need to team up.

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[–]framy 6 points7 points ago*

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I translated it, but it made me even more confused...

"This is the title of this song that comes to mind when seeing the "same" which revolves around this little girl.

So yes, I know what you'll say, he did not much new "same", however, it really turbine. And as I am FAN, I am sharing, that is all.

Again, simple principle, we share the photo of start, and we loltoshpise."

[–]STUN_Runner 3 points4 points ago

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Someone has to have photoshopped pedobear into the background of that photo somewhere out there.

[–]ForsakenMantra 13 points14 points ago

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[–]STUN_Runner 3 points4 points ago

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Awesome, I'll be able to sleep tonight.

[–]DigitalHubris 0 points1 point ago

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I'm making that the splash page on my GPS

[–]LifeAwaking 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen it, but I don't remember where.

[–]STUN_Runner 0 points1 point ago

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That "know your meme" site has a couple dozen variations, but I didn't see a pedobear one.

[–]the_s 1 point2 points ago

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Ding. Maybe (NSFW)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe? She's got a dildo!

[–]the_s 1 point2 points ago

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Not if you work here.

[–]STUN_Runner 0 points1 point ago

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You magnificent bastard. You deserve an orgasm for posting that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Why? IMO she's too chubby for pedobear's tastes.

[–]STUN_Runner 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe she's just getting out of his way as he pursues faster quarry.

[–]steverrb 222 points223 points ago

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it looks like she's kicking them right in the genitalia. flowers don't really have a face.

[–]jayzon22 171 points172 points ago

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POW! Right in the beekisser.

[–]smilingarmpits 36 points37 points ago

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POW! Right in the beekisser.

[–]Freezerburn 37 points38 points ago

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POW! Right in the beekisser.

[–]codybuns 30 points31 points ago

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Feels like I'm wearing..nothing at all!

[–]tomrhod 16 points17 points ago

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[–]raiden18 6 points7 points ago

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Nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all...

[–]Scarker 10 points11 points ago

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Lisa needs blossoms!

Daisy plan!

[–]LifeAwaking 2 points3 points ago

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Like clothes made out of wasps?

[–]Appropriate_Emoticon -1 points0 points ago

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:[

[–]what_the_deuce 3 points4 points ago

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Is there an echo in here?

[–]mongster 9 points10 points ago

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Is there an echo in here?

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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HELLLOOOOOOOO!

loooOooOooOoo

[–]alfis26 -4 points-3 points ago

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HELLLOOOOOOOO! loooOooOooOoo

[–]shakewell -3 points-2 points ago

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quack!

[–]cheeno 12 points13 points ago

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Digg get out of here

[–]shakewell 0 points1 point ago

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?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I think I speak for Mythbusters when I say, "quack!"

[–]cransolo 1 point2 points ago

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I think I speak for Mythbusters when I say, "Quack! Damn you!"

[–]UglyWesternBaby 0 points1 point ago

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QI too.

[–]daybreaker -2 points-1 points ago

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Now batting (atting...tting...ing)

Manny (anny...ny...)

Mota! (ota!...ta...)

[–]CockBlocker -1 points0 points ago

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It's Mike Piazza . . .

[–]RemodulateTheShields 1 point2 points ago

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That's right! The Evil Council are ALIENS! Nyah~

[–]eatadonut 2 points3 points ago

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I read that as "Right in the berserker."

[–]viper565 0 points1 point ago

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Well then, you're mentally fucked up.

[–]NExusRush 58 points59 points ago

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How Crazy would it be if right after you dropped a Load... a bunch of Bees came along and kicked their legs around in it to cling it to their bodies and flew off

Flowers have a crazy sex life

[–]cmasterchoe 49 points50 points ago

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How crazy would it be after you dropped a load and a bunch of dwarves come and frolic in your jizz and then go to whatever woman's legs are spread open and roll around a little more.

That's how I imagine it being.

[–]lolbacon 1 point2 points ago

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I see you've played the latest version of Dwarf Fortress.

[–]pokute 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck you I almost choked on my lunch.

Upvoted.

[–]NastyBigPointyTeeth 2 points3 points ago

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I almost choked my chicken

[–]adelaidejewel 8 points9 points ago

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Have you ever seen a slug have sex? YouTube it now.

[–]pokute 10 points11 points ago

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In case anyone wants a link

Now imagine Sir David Attenborough narrating an erotic novel.

[–]dagbrown 2 points3 points ago

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Man, slugs have the weirdest boners ever.

[–]Dr_Schrodinger 2 points3 points ago

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I can't decide whether that is completely disgusting or beautiful.

[–]GreatCosmicBlort 1 point2 points ago

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I have not, until just now, seen a slug having sex. I would love to have been there on the day that question came up in your household, and on the subsequent Google-ing of that phrase.

On a side note, those behind the head dick holes must be hard to clean.

[–]NExusRush 0 points1 point ago

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That just blew my Mind

[–]NExusRush 2 points3 points ago

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I have just decided to tell my future children thats how babies are made

[–]annarchism 0 points1 point ago

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Where do the birds come in?

[–]tsaylor 1 point2 points ago

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I can't upvote you hard enough.

[–]NExusRush 3 points4 points ago

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Seriously though... I just had that thought at work, and I literally had to look around like " could that happen"

[–]furbait 0 points1 point ago

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I think I'm getting an upvote...yeah, i am...unghh...totally

[–]REXXXXXX 0 points1 point ago

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Raging upvote.

[–]topheavy_burnsides 3 points4 points ago

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Not in the pistil!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Georgia O'Keeffe must be turning in her grave

[–]NExusRush 3 points4 points ago

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Flowers I hear are mostly Genitalia!

[–]LouKosovo 3 points4 points ago

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Flowers ARE the plants sex organs...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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That's the joke.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Schrockwell 9 points10 points ago

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Whoever designed this definitely knew what they were doing. See my other comment.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Schrockwell 1 point2 points ago

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I definitely agree. This looks like it belongs on a magazine cover – maybe the April 1st edition of Better Homes and Gardens.

[–]ian3n 0 points1 point ago

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I respect your opinion, but someone (me) has to make a few image macros with reasonable design.

[–]MercurialMadnessMan 1 point2 points ago

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You are a true gentleman. I would love to subscribe to your graphical tomfoolery.

[–]Schrockwell 0 points1 point ago

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The life of a designer is a life of fighting—fight against the ugliness, just like a doctor fights against disease. For us visual disease is what we have around and what we try to do is try to cure it somehow, you know, with design.

-- Massimo Vignelli

[–]Gericaux 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more stick figure, this is Reddit after all.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points ago

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Take that you beautiful allergy inducing monsters! Right in the stamen!

[–]Teh_Slayur 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, her actions make perfect sense in the logic of industrial culture, which is based on an urge to destroy life.

[–]Schrockwell 70 points71 points ago

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It looks like somebody has a hard-on for type designers Hoefler & Frere-Jones. The fonts used in this picture are Knockout, Archer, and Gotham.

[–]ian3n 18 points19 points ago

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Good work, those are the exact fonts I used. BUT WHAT WEIGHTS AND STYLES ARE THEY???

[–]Schrockwell 28 points29 points ago

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  • Knockout: Junior Flyweight
  • Archer: Medium
  • Gotham: Medium and Light Italic

[–]ACSlater 25 points26 points ago

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He's single, ladies.

Let's start the bidding at $4.

[–]enso13 4 points5 points ago

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As a female typography geek, I might just take you up on that offer.

[–]ACSlater 13 points14 points ago

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Are you bidding or not? I'm running a fucking auction here not your hypothetical live journal.

[–]enso13 8 points9 points ago

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Uh, $5.

[–]ACSlater 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you.

I got five dollars to the young lady in the back. Do I hear six? Six dollars, six dollars ladies, come on!

[–]mgalvin -1 points0 points ago

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Needs more upvotes.

[–]Gozdilla 0 points1 point ago

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Is he fertile?

...$3.

[–]ACSlater 2 points3 points ago

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The bidding is currently at $6.

[–]Gozdilla 0 points1 point ago

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Too rich for my blood. I fold. You hear that, Enso13? He's all yours. But there was no way I could outlast a Zen Buddhist (if I am interpreting enso correctly).

[–]ACSlater 1 point2 points ago

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Borrow some money from P-Dub and up that bid miss.

[–]Gozdilla 0 points1 point ago

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P-Dub generally ignores orangereds from me. Like, twice.

[–]ACSlater 0 points1 point ago

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fuck that guy

[–]LegoLegume 0 points1 point ago

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I've got two bits!

[–]Technohazard[!] 7 points8 points ago

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The Typeface Whisperer.

[–]ian3n 6 points7 points ago

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NICE

[–]ZombieDracula 0 points1 point ago

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this was the funniest thing I saw all day today.. had my whole business class laughing for about 5 minutes...

It was the perfect storm of laughter.

[–]jun2san 0 points1 point ago

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You made this? Someone just karma-jacked you.

[–]cityslicker47 81 points82 points ago

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Get a life. Typophile.

[–]Scarker 10 points11 points ago

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He molested my text, and inked all over her typeface. We called the serif, but he didn't give a damn.

[–]derleth 2 points3 points ago

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We called the serif, but he didn't give a damn.

That's because I shot him.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Did you shoot the deputy too?

[–]Karabasan 3 points4 points ago

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I never knew there was such depth...

[–]Pixelspill 2 points3 points ago

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Damnit, you got there before me.

[–]calvados 1 point2 points ago

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Saved.

[–]giveitago 1 point2 points ago

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Obamafont

[–]testtubebaby 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else have a hard-on for the chick in the picture?

[–]REXXXXXX 0 points1 point ago

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Can't wait until SHE blossoms, ifyaknowhatimean...

[–]Animent 0 points1 point ago

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upboat to you sir,Graphics student here. I see typefaces everywhere.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Ahh the joys of being an innocent graphics student.

I see kerning travesties everywhere I go. RAGE

[–]Schrockwell 2 points3 points ago

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See also: keming

[–]derleth 0 points1 point ago

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kerning transvestites?

[–]Animent 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah tell me about it. I've picked up coffee cups and gone, wait shit i know that font, ugh they have too much space here.

or going off on one when i see a delivery van with 5 different typefaces sloppily pasted on.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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For good reason. I would consider Hoefler & Frere-Jones the best contemporary type designers.

[–]shockimages 0 points1 point ago

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MMMMmm....archer.

[–]Gericaux 0 points1 point ago

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What is the typeface they use for demotivational posters?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The ....., they are a changin'.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Adorable and awesome.

[–]BoredOfTheInternet 4 points5 points ago

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Happy birthday!

[–]ImmaC0ntra 9 points10 points ago

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Fucking flowers, how do they work?

[–]el0rg 8 points9 points ago

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they're powered by miracles, just like magnets and rainbows.

[–]the_s 4 points5 points ago

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GTFO scientist!

[–]colloquy 8 points9 points ago

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Obviously Lucy is her mentor.

[–]omguard 2 points3 points ago

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How can she be pro flower kicking and against football kicking?

[–]Servios 0 points1 point ago

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Ohh, Beat me to the punch. Good game, good game.

[–]meegee 2 points3 points ago

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[–]MindStalker 2 points3 points ago

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Kicked in the face? More like kicked in the vagina. They are flowers after all.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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All those flowers against her? She doesn't stand a chance!

[–]redditcanhelp 3 points4 points ago

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too soon

[–]beerorkid 1 point2 points ago

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I have been posting silly pictures on my blog daily for years (like everybody else) And this one was one of the funniest ones I have seen in a really long time.

I am not a fan of children at all, but this was so awesome.

[–]abiku 1 point2 points ago

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This seems like an appropriate time to share something from Yoshitomo Nara: http://imgur.com/0DN83

[–]ST2K 1 point2 points ago

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When I was little I used to take my dad's golf clubs and swing at my mom's flowers. Fore!

[–]thecoldwarmakesmehot 1 point2 points ago

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Love that she has on a Lucy Van Pelt tee - seems like she is getting her life philosophy from her.

[–]nrbartman 1 point2 points ago

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How does it feel to use three different fonts?

[–]SmokyMcBongster 1 point2 points ago

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this is half of the reason I love Reddit. thank you immensely for that hearty laugh.

[–]Polarenvy 0 points1 point ago

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I read it without the comma, Like some kind of " I hate you bouquet".

[–]krattr 0 points1 point ago

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Lucy under the sky, fuck diamonds.

[–]col_grapeshot 0 points1 point ago

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Spritus Mundi!

Oh Reddit...

[–]deciBels 0 points1 point ago

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F is for Frolic through all the flowers, U is for Ukulele!

[–]reply 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted for dropping the f-bomb on the front page.

[–]REXXXXXX 0 points1 point ago

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Can't wait until SHE blossoms...

...get to kick HER in the head.

[–]xierme 0 points1 point ago

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Hehe, I've done that before when I was little. Thought the petals flying around was so pretty.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't the flower the sex organs of the plant? So she's not kicking them in the face but in their balls or snatches.

[–]RyanBlueThunder 0 points1 point ago

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ಌ_ಌ

[–]EastYork 0 points1 point ago

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so much win

[–]graysonh 0 points1 point ago

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God DAMN! Now that is some classy typography if I've ever seen some.

[–]Roach55 0 points1 point ago

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The Lucy T says it all.

[–]hhhelen 0 points1 point ago

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Wow what a bitch.

[–]Hiro-of-Shadows 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK YOU FLOWERS WE DON'T NEED YO TRICKS

[–]redditstan 0 points1 point ago

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future redditor in the making.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well designed, and it seems like the work of a /b/tard. Weird combination, but I dire to see more of it in the world of lulz.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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yeah you wanna see some more lulz?? whoa upvote!! haha lol lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I snorted in rl.

[–]rhymevigilante 0 points1 point ago

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Up voted for probable link to tulip time

[–]Au70 0 points1 point ago

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Does this picture offend vegetarians?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No, but your posts offend me.

[–]SoniaLovesYou 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed for years.

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[–]mpr152 0 points1 point ago

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"In the face!" <Cop from the Hangover voice>

[–]AIDSGRENADES 0 points1 point ago

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"That's my foot in your face. Smell the embarrassment."

[–]Bgibbs 0 points1 point ago

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As an allergy sufferer, I love this with all my heart

[–]RallyF1 0 points1 point ago

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isn't this child porn. flowers are having sex with a child invovled.

[–]PooeyLeroux 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Keukenhof, Lisse is a great place always check out Happy Days.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm about to start ecology lab and this describes exactly how I feel.

[–]Redebo 0 points1 point ago

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New desktop? Check.

[–]Shinks7er 0 points1 point ago

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People have been kicking the shit out of flowers since the dawn of man. In a retaliatory attempt to get even we now have allergies.

Touche flowers...

[–]GodForbid 0 points1 point ago

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This guy used hookworms to battle allergies: Act III As The Worm Turns.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Awwwwwwwwwww

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST.

Stop reposting from the future slimewad.

[–]fap__fap__fap 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nice typography, though. I wonder the typefaces...

[–]jonessodaholic 0 points1 point ago

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"How does it feel to get kicked" I believe is Gotham.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I suspected that one but I was wondering the one with the tall letters. Would you happen to have any idea?

[–]RichardDunn 0 points1 point ago

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dumb

[–]suparnemo 0 points1 point ago

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IT ARE FUNNEHS

[–]NExusRush 0 points1 point ago

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She's Running through a field of flower Jazzum... all that pollen

Bee's Love flower spunk

[–]Batterup714 0 points1 point ago

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Have you ever been face down in the mud, and been kicked in the head with an iron boot?

[–]Creepy_Old_Guy -2 points-1 points ago

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She got a bf yet?

[–]djramzy -3 points-2 points ago

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haha, upvote for you, sir. that made my day.

[–]cliffmoon -1 points0 points ago

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[–]eatadonut 2 points3 points ago

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Read that as "Eat a dick, opus 8"

[–]giveitago 1 point2 points ago

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A beautiful piece, a masterwork really, and so much fun to play.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Are you telling me to do that or telling me what you did?

[–]Gozdilla 0 points1 point ago

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So, are you a sophomore in high school? This isn't a back-handed insult or anything.

[–]TheTreeMan -1 points0 points ago

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We should prescribe her Ritalin. Like every other kid. She'll never kick again.

[–]FaZaCon -4 points-3 points ago

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It doesn't look like shes kicking. It looks like shes frolicking and the pic captured her in mid flight, then some nimrod thought it would be funny to post an innocent pic with a degenerate caption. It figures it would get upvoted on Reddit.

[–]davega7 7 points8 points ago

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You must be a blast at parties.

[–]robdag2 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks captain obvious.

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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'Cause 4chan is so badass amirite?

[–]Sle -1 points0 points ago

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What a load of shit.