Dead Jew Child

Babycakes1377 · 2 years

I think this may be the first time I've browsed /r/wtf and actually said "What... the... fuck...?" outloud.

TheUltimateDouche · 2 years

THERE SHOULD BE MORE ASHES IF THAT'S A FULL CHILD. THEY'RE TRYING TO JEW YOU OUT OF SOME KID ASH

golarian · 2 years

I wonder what they'll sell next. Semen from the Rape of Nanking perhaps?

henryk · 2 years

Also: it's spelled wrong. It should be "totes Judenkind", not Judekind.

:-)

fforw · 2 years

Grammatically it should be "Totes Judenkind". No native german would make that mistake unless illiterate. It also seems off as a term.

Gaelach · 2 years

Dead children have barcodes?

elganyan · 2 years

Context?

smiddereens · 2 years

Hey! You mixed some Gypsy adult in with my Jew child! What kind of operation is this?

ACSlater · 2 years

Fuck it dude, let's go bowling.

[deleted] · 2 years

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Sysiphuslove · 2 years

I see the word 'totes', I know that's German for 'dead', but my brain insists on chirping "Portable Jewish child!"

I am so ashamed

rsenic · 2 years

We have context!

furre · 2 years

I like how they specify that it is, in fact, dead.

leahlionheart · 2 years

Not to be overly presumptuous, but I'm a grad student in (what's essentially) Jewish studies. I'm not really offended by the post, but find it really interesting and certainly worthy of discussion and consideration -- if I were to hazard a guess, I'd think (barring just internet meme-idity aside) this is some kind of art project. It's such a jarring juxtaposition of commercialism, anti-humanity (the Holocaust), and schmaltzy rhetoric that there seems to be little realm for it to exist in than as social commentary. And as others have pointed out, quite clearly not made by a German (as there's some elementary German language errors on the package).

I'm very curious about the source of this, and any follow-up/additional commentary to be made on it.

Bilbringi9 · 2 years

When the National Holocaust Museum opened in Washington DC, a friend of mine went and stood in line to see the exhibit. Because there was such a crowd the line was very long and wrapped around the building. While he was in line, some guy walked up and in a very loud voice Said "Is this the line for the showers" My friend witnessed about 15 guys get out of line and pretty much destroy the ass. When the cops and ambulance came no one had seen a thing. My friend also mentioned that this was done in complete silence, nobody said a word, just threw down, and then got back in line. My own visit to the museum was uneventful in that regard, but was one of the most solemn afternoon I have ever spent. When I saw this post, I too, said What the Fuck!!! but it reminded me of that story.

porkmaster · 2 years

how do i know that it's REAL dead jew child and not something less cool like "dead unwanted puppy"?

bobcat_08 · 2 years

That's definitely too much.

noahsdad · 2 years

This is WTF, indeed but it also made me very sad.

ykhan95 · 2 years

I'm tired of constantly being reminded of the holocaust by Hollywood/artists/photographers, Jesus christ.

elustran · 2 years

Some context for this, please?

moodfortrouble · 2 years

Can I smoke this?

torabisu · 2 years

What a disgusting exploitation of history.

shilly80 · 2 years

This has to be THE most WTF link I have ever seen in WTF. I honestly don't think I have ever said WTF out loud 3 times in a row.

schwarta77 · 2 years

you do realize that Yom HaShoah (holocaust remembrance day is this Sunday right?

schwarta77 · 2 years

This hurt on new levels

Studystand · 2 years

err, I feel like I've done something wrong after seeing that

barryn13087 · 2 years

Uhm that was very disturbing.

thommyjohnny · 2 years

Fuck, how can people make witty comments about this..

ritonlajoie · 2 years

thats very disturbing..

MissCrystal · 2 years

[deleted] · 2 years

That's jew kid smoke. Don't breathe this!

glenn_infra · 2 years

ouch.

400vinestreet · 2 years

Just a friendly reminder, if you support the Palestinians you support Hitler.

platotld · 2 years

Good grief, shit happens. 8 million died under Stalin , forgot not them. 5 million died recently in the congo. I hate to say it, but the jews keep reminding us how terrible there past was but have done nothing to hel anyone else in a long time, besides themselves

supraspinatus · 2 years

Isn't this the name of a song by NOFX?

OmnomoBoreos · 2 years

Whoa, whoa whoa, what are you doing with that ash just gonna throw it away? There's still some kid's soul in those remains, when you get home throw it in a pot, add some broth and a potato and baby you got yourself a stew going!

Jacurry0 · 2 years

Woah. Wait, what?

electric_sandwich · 2 years

The fuck?

notboring · 2 years

What the heil is this?

sidcool1234 · 2 years

W T F

Dillenger69 · 2 years

One in a set of "dead kids of the world" commemorative ashes.

Available soon ... Palestinian child, Bosnian child, Vietnamese child, Japanese child, and the ever popular German child.

noobasaur · 2 years

I'd welcome some context or discussion, but this is not funny; for those of you making jokes about brutally murdered children to get upvotes, shame on you.

Fr0C · 2 years

Hitler's major financier was Rothschild. Rothschild was Jewish. Let me remind you of this.

Illison · 2 years

Too soon?

whatisnanda · 2 years

Save money, DIY!!!!

trollies · 2 years

Who read the comments before looking at the picture? I've read the comments now and have decided not to click on the link.

pork2001 · 2 years

[fuck humorless downmodders]

Dante2005 · 2 years

I really don't know where to vote on this.

TheUltimateDouche sure lived up to his name, but the fact is it did make me smile. This does not mean that I don't care about the subject matter, it just means that I can laugh at the absurdity of it.

[deleted] · 2 years

So.

Will it blend?

dce007 · 2 years

now a days every thing for busines

Carambar · 2 years

There's a market in Japan.

UnclePervy · 2 years

But does it taste like dead jew child?

slavetotheman · 2 years

Looks like the staving kids in Africa have some competition.

Phishy · 2 years

Reading the comments made me sad to be a Redditor. This is in poor taste and the comments are worse. Inciting and/or reveling in violence, against any group, is not funny and it's definitely not entertainment.

trollmaster5000 · 2 years

If you mix it with milk and drink it you become possessed by the dead jew kid. It's pretty cool.

Oddly enough, after mixing it tastes kind of like bacon-milk, if there were such a thing.

WTF

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