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[–]mordarion 607 points608 points ago

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The next step would be for the USA kid to throw his wallet out of the window

[–]yakityyak 253 points254 points ago

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well, actually he would first borrow money from a chinese kid, then throw it out the window.

[–]BlackStrain 30 points31 points ago

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No he would hand it to the teacher in a no-bid contract.

[–]Merru 5 points6 points ago

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now don't forget the Japaneses kid, he gave him money too. Its was not just the US, but also the British kid that knocked the Iraqi kid off his stool

[–]angryman 10 points11 points ago

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Actually, just after this, the British kid gave the American kid a blowjob.

[–]Julian1986 8 points9 points ago

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Well Britain was more like a little weedy guy on all fours standing behind the legs of Iraq. Hoping Iraq's will fall over us and we can claim we helped the big guy

[–]kyleisagod 16 points17 points ago

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Nah, he gives his wallet to Iraq, then throws Iraq out the window, jumps out the window and lands on Iraq.

[–]metsman913 30 points31 points ago

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Come on guys... how often do we get to use defenestrate?

Let's do this shit properly.

[–]producer35 2 points3 points ago*

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Let's hope we have enough money left to give our kids the education necessary to know the definition of defenestrate (or at least enough desire for knowledge so that they google it for the definition).

Edit: added the link to the definition.

[–]notquitegone 1 point2 points ago

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I learned that word from The Simpsons.

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[–]RedSalesperson 127 points128 points ago

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Oh, I originally thought that's what dermballs meant. I thought he was telling us he went home with a gold digger, so he threw his wallet out the window so he could lock her out when she chased it.

I don't have a lot of experience with women.

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[–]RedSalesperson 101 points102 points ago

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Well, I have watched a lot of pornography.

[–]Artmageddon 19 points20 points ago

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Spoiler: Much like in Hollywood, there are a lot of physics mistakes in those movies... for instance, pizza deliveries and cable repairs usually don't happen the way they would have you believe.

[–]foldor 29 points30 points ago

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Damn. There goes my dream of being a pizza delivery guy who fixes cable on the side.

[–]blademan88 778 points779 points ago

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I find it astonishing that his true "impulse" reaction was to first quickly take off his shirt

[–]floydzilla 395 points396 points ago

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He kept it real.

[–][deleted] 152 points153 points ago

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son.

[–]sarevok9 101 points102 points ago

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[–]hampsters 69 points70 points ago

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[–]mkrfctr 27 points28 points ago

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Obviously fake. Steven Seagal is a very excellent marksmen with a 1911 handgun, those would all be headshots IRL.

[–]bad_llama 6 points7 points ago

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Maybe he was trying to maim them.

[–]jordanonorth 29 points30 points ago

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Is it wrong that I'm laughing?

[–]donaldjohnston 11 points12 points ago

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anyone know where the children dying shots came from? seems like a terribly awful movie. i kinda wanna see it now.

[–]britishben 5 points6 points ago

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It's from Uwe Boll's "Postal".

[–]artanis2 1 point2 points ago

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God, I thought this was a joke!

[–]BroDavii 1 point2 points ago

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Be careful what you wish for: Uwe Boll's Postal

[–]ndufour 5 points6 points ago

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The fact that Uwe Boll hasn't been shot to death in a drive by shooting/hit by a bus/eaten by the Rancor yet is nothing short of miraculous.

[–]parkman47 5 points6 points ago

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shitjustgotreel.com - scat films and more!

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points ago

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this is common threat display.

[–]christianjb 130 points131 points ago

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If I took off my shirt, the only people who would feel threatened would be those with an aversion to unusually pasty skin.

[–]jwilks 91 points92 points ago

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the glare distracts and disorients potential rivals. It will also attract potential mates.

[–]christianjb 73 points74 points ago*

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Perhaps. If I wanted to mate with a naked mole rat.

[–]rooktakesqueen 27 points28 points ago

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Who doesn't?

[–]Helcionelloida 71 points72 points ago

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[–]christianjb 38 points39 points ago

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Oh no. I see you found that picture of me without my shirt.

I was young and I needed the money.

[–]RedSpikeyThing 2 points3 points ago

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I'm actually translucent so it acts as primitive camouflage.

[–]thailand1972 8 points9 points ago*

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It would have taken me about 30 seconds to take off my shirt (sweaty back). I think I'd have lost the momentum by then with the class just thinking "wtf?".

[–]phlux 2 points3 points ago

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Tha Son disrobes. Roll a save vs. Blindness

[–]Scarker 47 points48 points ago

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The male douchebag, upon meeting his fight or flight instinct, immediately takes off his T-shirt to uncover his two-month membership at the YMCA. This surely confuses the victim as he wonders "why the hell did he just take his shirt off?" While his prey is under this discombobulation, the predator quickly performs a sucker punch on him before he can retaliate. He then proceeds to look at the camera recording all of this and go "Yeah bitch, you betta' put that on YouTube."

[–]Virtblue 22 points23 points ago

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It also means your opponent has less to grab if you end up in a grapple.

[–]AxisOfAwesome 22 points23 points ago

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one easy way to win a fight is to quickly pull your opponent's shirt over his head, and pummel his face. Thank you Hockey.

[–]bigmonachus 2 points3 points ago

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His or her face. Don't go being a sexist now

[–]legatek 3 points4 points ago

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But your opponent knows exactly where your nipples are. Fight over.

[–]XoYo 8 points9 points ago

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And then you can easily move on to the make-up sex.

[–]ProximaC 25 points26 points ago

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Yup, he skipped the part where he beat on his chest first.

[–]OkiFinoki 2 points3 points ago

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It's so they cant hold onto it for leverage like a gi or pull it over your head like in Mighty Ducks.

[–]Yelly 47 points48 points ago

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And instead of punching the guy, there is totally a "bitch slap."

[–]kormgar 7 points8 points ago

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Actually, that is an excellent opener to a fight.

A solid open-hand slap hurts like hell and is surprisingly disorienting.

[–]G_Morgan 4 points5 points ago

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I'd rather an open handed blow to the nose. It will break the guys nose and avoid damaging your knuckles. Effectively the other guy cannot see properly at this point.

[–]jiggle_billy 10 points11 points ago

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Bitch slap is with the back of the hand. That was just a brutal slap, or if you prefer, possibly a "knife hand strike".

[–]IkeArumba 8 points9 points ago*

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Bitch slap = open palm

Pimp slap = back of hand

Gong slap = open palm to both sides of head simultaneously

Dinglebert Slaptyback = Englebert Humperdink

[–]Yelly 5 points6 points ago

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Well, okay, but the hand was totally open. Where's the fist of fury, oh shirtless one?

[–]taligent 1 point2 points ago

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You call that a knife hand strike. This is a knife hand strike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spY4AtnmYE8

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago*

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I knew this kid in my old neighborhood who wore sandals all the time. He liked getting into fights and anytime he got angry he would neatly step out from his sandals before he would puff his chest and talk shit.

[–]palindromic 11 points12 points ago

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that reminds me of this crazy ass kid in our 1st grade class who wore these ridiculous slip on loafers and he would randomly go into a rage about something and pull one off and threaten to or actually throw it at someone. thinking back about it, i'm pretty sure this kid was imitating his berserk daddy.

[–]kermityfrog 1 point2 points ago

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So step 1 before starting a fight would be to stomp on his bare feet.

[–]smakusdod 38 points39 points ago

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"What's the first thing you do in a streetfight? YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKIN' SHIRT OFF!"

  • Actual quote from Pete Carroll

[–]trabo 4 points5 points ago

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lol Pete Carroll?

[–]smakusdod 7 points8 points ago

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yep.... <-- that pete.

(Just linking to wikipedia for those who don't know who he is)

[–]gaYsnake56 4 points5 points ago

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Erm, Mr. Soderbergh... Today's scene I think would be a good opportunity for me to take my shirt off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYD2cwMbpw

[–]workroom 10 points11 points ago

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That was the t-shirt of Reason being thrown to the wind... mission accomplished.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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Ever been in a decent fight? Your shirt almost always gets ripped.

[–]IncognitoOne 15 points16 points ago

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No. No I have not.

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago*

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I to am a virgin of the fist. ...wait, what did I just say?

[–]railmaniac 9 points10 points ago

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You said you to (sic) are a virgin of the fist.

[–]blastron 5 points6 points ago

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No, he said that he to (sic) is is (sic) a virgin of the fist.

[–]railmaniac 11 points12 points ago

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You know, 'Virgin of the Fist' sounds like some sort of bizarre dubbed Asian Martial arts porn movie...

[–]garrotte 1 point2 points ago

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Next time you see someone playing pool run up to them, grab one of the pool balls and smack that person in the mouth with it. I guarantee you will get into a fight.

[–]kermityfrog 2 points3 points ago

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Next time you see someone in a pool run up to them, grab one of his balls and smack that person in the mouth with it. I guarantee you will get into a fight.

[–]noiserr 4 points5 points ago

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You also get blood on it.

[–]asev0 3 points4 points ago

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Not just that, it gives your opponent something to grab onto. It's not necessary to take off your shirt, but there are definite benefits to do so.

[–]xxgambinoxx 23 points24 points ago

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All that says is that he's been in a fight before.

[–]dadiddler 21 points22 points ago

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I don't know, probably means he's been in a fight where someone's actually used his shirt against him before. My first instinct in a fight is to punch a dude in the face, not take my shirt off and slap a dude, and I've been in a few fights before... I've never been jerseyed, but I've ruined some good shirts. One sweet dress shirt was never the same after it got soaked in some dude's blood lol.

P.S. That dude was me. I got sucker punched while making out with a chick at the bar.

[–]teddyfirehouse 18 points19 points ago

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That is the WORST kind of sucker punch.

[–]tophat_jones 18 points19 points ago

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No joke, could have damaged that girl's face, thus making her unmake-outable.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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yeah, that made no sense to me either, but damn he did that swiftly.

[–]edwardkmett 9 points10 points ago

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I suppose it keeps them from pulling it up over your face and from getting a handhold.

[–]isionous 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit has taught me something today.

[–]Kyderdog 2 points3 points ago

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Should have be interesting to see what happened the next day.

[–]wilse 5 points6 points ago

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Well, when you are staging a video with your buddies to post on Youtube, you have time to think about adding such details to your art.

[–]njharman 73 points74 points ago

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It's how the USA reacted. Bluster, Chest pounding, Patriotism. Then we bombed the shit out of someone (weak and unexpecting) to prove to ourselves that we aren't really impudent and vulnerable.

[–]desmo 17 points18 points ago*

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Aussie here:

We weren't even in the class (we were at school half a world a way) but you asked us to help you pound the shit out the guy in the second row, and of course we did. Why, so we could stay tight with the school bully in the hope that when someone picked on us we can ask you to help out.

[–]blabba_fut 6 points7 points ago

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Yup. Another Aussie here.

I was actually interviewed by the local newspaper at the time on "hey random person do you think we should go to war?" I pretty much said the same thing, whether we should or not will come second to keeping such an influential ally on side.

Not like it was our choice anyway. Not in our name Johnny boy!

[–]pyth 109 points110 points ago*

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It wasn't exactly unexpected since there had been a massive war in 1991, then a 'no fly zone' imposed, then sanctions, and almost weekly from 1991 - 2003 there were US bombings at various places in iraq. Operation Desert Fox being the most prominent, but they continued in the background almost constantly. it is almost false to say the war on iraq began in 2003 as it actually began, and never ceased, in 1991 - it was only finally decided to give the coup de grace in 2003.

A more accurate analogy would be the shirtless guy striking the dude behind him, locking him in a closet, not giving him medical aid, half-starving him, waiting until his muscles atrophied, and the bringing him out to have a 'fight' and then 'conquering' him. That is what the US did to iraq over the last 20 years.

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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Damn your user account for making me look up the binary for that... (666)

[–]rberger909 10 points11 points ago

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A 12 year long animated gif would be pretty damn boring to watch...I'd probably lose interest around year 5.

[–]kopkaas2000 21 points22 points ago

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Year 5 is usually when Safari first decides to start animating the gif for me.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Animated gifs compete with the App Store.

[–]taligent 1 point2 points ago

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Animated gifs are old technology.

You need to redo them as a separate HTML5 page using Javascript, Canvas and H.264.

[–]gearshift 4 points5 points ago

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so did the world

[–]Oatybar 3 points4 points ago

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I remember watching tv when they interrupted with the news that Iraq had invaded Kuwait. "meh," I thought, "we won't hear any more about it by next week".

[–]pomo 9 points10 points ago

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Do we remember that the same week, Lithuania declared independence from the Soviet Union, who promptly surrounded its parliament with tanks? Do anyone except Balts remember that? That's right, they have no oil.

[–]BraveSirRobin 3 points4 points ago

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It wasn't exactly unexpected

It was formally announced by PNAC in 1997. PNAC were composed of almost every senior Bush administration official.

[–]ACertaintyIEnvy 15 points16 points ago

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It's the American way!

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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Americans are too fat to do that. I mean shit, we swim wearing t-shirts.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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It's because we burn easily. Honest.

[–]dirk_funk 59 points60 points ago

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my mom made me wear a shirt swimming because she didn't want to see my fatboy bitchtits

[–]anonymousgangster 2 points3 points ago

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his name was Robert Paulsen...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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if you don't take off your shirt, you give your opponent something to grab onto if he doesn't get knocked out immediately. if you ever watch hockey fights, they always grab the shirt up by the collar to use it as leverage to punch at the face.

the guy who took his shirt off probably fights a lot, thus he instinctively gets rid of the one thing he's wearing that can be used against him.

[–]salpara 2 points3 points ago

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Have you never heard of a wedgie?

[–]ObligatoryResponse 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, he's free-ballin'.

[–]selectorsam 1 point2 points ago

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dont wanna fuck up your fresh white T in a fight. . .

[–]awesomerobot 4 points5 points ago

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Well, typically in a fight a shirt is essentially a handle that assists in face-punching.

[–]ConstipatedSherlock 234 points235 points ago

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The guy who reached over and tapped the back of USA's head was one flexible and devious motherfucker.

[–]Johnny_Cash 340 points341 points ago

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Mossad.

[–]911was_a_outside_job 117 points118 points ago

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Finally vindication.

[–]IncognitoOne 19 points20 points ago

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Redditor for a year. Nice.

[–]rooktakesqueen 147 points148 points ago

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That was the most masterful JEWS DID 9/11 I have ever seen.

[–]Yserbius 2 points3 points ago

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Based on his comment history, I actually think he's being serious.

[–]Conflag 11 points12 points ago

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Best comment in history.

[–]Exponential 29 points30 points ago

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Slightly off topic but this reminded me of Little Hitler

[–]TuxThePenguin 3 points4 points ago

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Ok, that was pretty good.

[–]mudslag 3 points4 points ago

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the voice saying little Hitler reminded me of Mr. Garrison

[–]gibs 89 points90 points ago

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[–]ianscuffling 4 points5 points ago

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Someone get this comment to the top of the list

[–]pacman404 100 points101 points ago

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This is actually a very good analogy

/+1

[–]stringerbell 121 points122 points ago

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Actually, it would only be a good analogy if the USA guy actually saw the Al-Quaeda guy hit him on the head - yet still tore off his shirt and bitchslapped Iraq...

[–]eatadonut 66 points67 points ago

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Or if the Al-Qaeda guy bragged about how he was gonna do it for like, years, and USA guy's friends kept telling him he was gonna do it, and then he DID it. And then USA bitchslapped Iraq.

[–]darkgatherer 7 points8 points ago

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And if it hadn't completely ignored the whole going after Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan thing, which is completely justified.

[–]Bubba-Booey 10 points11 points ago

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Analogy by animated GIF is apparently reddit's new thing - and I like it!

[–]dranek 24 points25 points ago

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It's the modern day political cartoon.

[–]IConrad 4 points5 points ago

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Beats JibJab.

[–]STUN_Runner 15 points16 points ago

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After pulling its own shirt off.

[–]gibou 1 point2 points ago

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Well the kid taking off his shirt before slapping the other dude is funny, I agree. But the Iraq war had nothing to do with the 9/11 attacks, -officially- that's the Afghan war, where Osama is supposedly hiding. The Iraq war was carried-out to free Iraq from Saddam and his totalitarian regime, -officially-...

[–]rianderson 12 points13 points ago

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where the hell is the video for THIS?!

[–]IronRectangle 28 points29 points ago

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Right here (note: bad quality)

[–]gobias 18 points19 points ago

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Thanks for posting that because it led me to my new favorite video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJxbKjtB5uE&NR=1

[–]TheMG 43 points44 points ago

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[–]lballs 2 points3 points ago

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Oh how I love that video

[–]cityten 5 points6 points ago

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That guy in red shirt does not know shit about kung fu

[–]TheMG 3 points4 points ago

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I've heard there is more than one martial art.

[–]TheMG 5 points6 points ago

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This gives some very important context (Iraq had previously been annoying the U.S.) Now his reaction doesn't seem so bad. Well, you know what I mean.

How did you find this?

[–]IronRectangle 3 points4 points ago

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I think I searched for "video guy slapping wrong person behind" in Google and it was the second result.

[–]tjragon 1 point2 points ago

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Huh? Watch the video again, Iraq doesn't do anything to the U.S.

[–]jezcrossland 39 points40 points ago

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fucking ace. Love it.

Isn't the dude sitting next to Iraq making some kind of bigger hand to use as a weapon??

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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Fuck, I think you're right. Based on this one grainy animated GIF alone we should probably shoot him in the head.

[–]yelnatz 18 points19 points ago

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When is he gonna stop slapping the guy? :(

[–]JWFokker 135 points136 points ago

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[–][deleted] 73 points74 points ago

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I feel bad that I lol'd

[–]lolwutpear 145 points146 points ago*

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If you laughed at that, how do you feel about this?

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points ago

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I'm definitely going to hell. I showed that to my family and now they won't let me eat dinner with them.

[–]manixrock 16 points17 points ago*

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I guess you could say, tonight

puts on glasses

YOU DINE IN HELL!!

[–]Mason11987 7 points8 points ago

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I love you.

[–]figureoflight 5 points6 points ago

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rotfl

[–]awesomerobot 29 points30 points ago

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oh god why

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points ago

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OMFG I laughed at that too. If I believed in hell I would be worried.

[–]saladpower 19 points20 points ago

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I lol'd even harder at that one.

[–]dranek 6 points7 points ago

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88 miles per hour!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Great Scott!

[–]tehwinrar 7 points8 points ago

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The most disturbing thing is I knew it was gonna be luge vs wtc before I clicked.

[–]BlackMaria 26 points27 points ago

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So what you're saying is, it's time to unsubscribe the /r/politics subreddit?

[–]ChunkyLaFunga 3 points4 points ago

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"Daddy, why are you and Mommy stupid?"

[–]denor 1 point2 points ago

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The politics subreddit is cyclical, at least for me. Which is to say, I can only be subscribed to it for so long before losing all hope in the world. Then, later, morbid curiosity gets the better of me....

[–]bestbiff 3 points4 points ago

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As long as we explain that he knew the guy he slapped wasn't the one who really hit him.

[–]Pilebsa 4 points5 points ago

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I think the guy labeled "Iraq" should instead be labeled "BILL OF RIGHTS"

[–]technomad 2 points3 points ago

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Mirror please?

[–]drgreedy911 2 points3 points ago

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not quite. To be accurate, the guy that hit him on the side of the head should have been in front of him. It should have been clear that that was the guy that hit the guy. AFTER the guy is hit, he turns away from the person that hits him, and then attacks the IRAQ guy.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Reminds me of that stupid douche on youtube (brother of wafflepwn) who freaks about everything and is always taking his shirt off.

[–]Dovienya 9 points10 points ago

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I dunno, I think those are fake. There are just way too many of them.

[–]HMSuperb 4 points5 points ago

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Even if fake, it's still hella embarrassing...

[–]ModestConArtist 2 points3 points ago

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I... can't stop watching!

[–]walnuthead 2 points3 points ago

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Textbook bitch slap.

[–]llkylej 2 points3 points ago

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why does he take off his shirt?

[–]VTRhythm 2 points3 points ago

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Um...sorry if I didn't read down far enough, but this was acted out. The girl by the window in filming also. The girl in the far back is covering up a laugh, and the guy that got hit jumps out of his seat.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Um...sorry if I didn't read down far enough, but this was acted out. The girl by the window in filming also. The girl in the far back is covering up a laugh, and the guy that got hit jumps out of his seat.

Aha - and now the OP's rationale is clear.

The USA has been faking a war on terrorism since 9/11.

;-)

[–]other_one 2 points3 points ago

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The difference being that this guy really thought he hit the responsible party.

[–]homeworld 2 points3 points ago

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And then he went shopping.

[–]Yawnn 9 points10 points ago

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Why do I feel like this was filmed in New Jersey?

[–]noiserr 6 points7 points ago

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It was filmed somewhere in ex-Yugoslavia, Bosnia or Montenegro most likely. According to the language used in the original video.

[–]srkiboy 6 points7 points ago

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Based on the accent, I'd say Serbia. As a Serb, I find it funny that even after only seeing the sans-sound version, I just somehow "knew" it had to be Serbian.

weird

[–]PatandMaverick 1 point2 points ago

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Hehe, srki boy iz Srbije. Dobar nick :)

[–]crworden 10 points11 points ago

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It looked more British to me.

[–]somnabot 4 points5 points ago

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I was thinking French...

[–]Phazon 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking Canadian.

[–]cityten 1 point2 points ago

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Can't be Canadian. If Canadian get upset, they write letters to express their discontent.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Hahaha. I agree, but what is it specifically that gives off that vibe?

[–]sinnerman 8 points9 points ago

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genius.

[–]mrzack 8 points9 points ago

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Al gayeda = CIA asset.

[–]IOIOOIIOIO 5 points6 points ago*

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That dude telegraphed his slap for miles. Why didn't Iraq do anything to evade or defend himself? Also, why the fuck doesn't anyone else in the room react? What the hell is going on here?

[–]cdelongo 3 points4 points ago

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Iraq was in Awe, of our Slap and Awe strategy.

[–]MissCrystal 4 points5 points ago

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I'm going with "They were in an American high school in a poor part of town." I probably wouldn't have reacted to that back in my high school days. A slap like that is way less scary than the kid who got knifed in the hallway my freshman year.

[–]Kotonargro 1 point2 points ago

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I've looped through it at least 53 times, the tone of my laughter watching it the first time is the same through out the other 52 times. I'm still wondering why did he take his shirt off hhahahaha.

[–]dnlslm9 1 point2 points ago

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Another good analogy

[–]ragley 1 point2 points ago

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took two views to get it.

[–]Cheddarwurst 1 point2 points ago

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Why did he take his shirt off?

[–]gnaritas 1 point2 points ago

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To look tough of course, that's how rednecks do it.

[–]Izminko 1 point2 points ago

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USA!! USA!! USA!!

[–]Namell 1 point2 points ago

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This is truly scary.

It is not yet 10 years and people have already forgotten that attack to Iraq was because of non-existing weapons of mass destruction. Afghanistan was attacked because of 9/11.

[–]belt 1 point2 points ago

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Is it just me or is all anyone else can think is "what is wrong with USA's pants?"

[–]karmanaut 4 points5 points ago

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Where's Afghanistan?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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dats imbetween dem other 'Stans over thar

[–]sinewave_scoliosis 10 points11 points ago

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dirka dirka

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[–]Measure76 2 points3 points ago

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No, no. The Al-Quiada kid should be murdering kindergarteners, then the US kid should give him a good punch to the gut, hard enough to knock Al down.

Then, instead of going for the kill, the american kid should get distracted by the Iraq kid, and start wrestling with him for no apparent reason.

While this is going on the Al-Quiada kid should slink away and get out of the room.