Dear soda-machine restocker:

noonches · 2 years

If I paid for a cherry coke and got diet instead, someone would get stabbed.

marm0lade · 2 years

cherry coke > cherry pepsi

fellow cherry coke lovers know this to be true. there is a difference.

psyne · 2 years

I like that they hung it just above the machine-tipping warning - it feels like a threat that they'll push the machine onto the restocker if the does it again.

sweatervest · 2 years

Alas, there is no hope for him.

cungsyu · 2 years

I ask for a cherry coke. You give me a hamburger.

the_snooze · 2 years

I wanted orange! It gave me lemon-lime...

mrtherapist · 2 years

Wait, where on the planet does cherry coke come from? I can't get it in canada.

Edit: Types of coke that I remember in western Canada.

Vanilla Coke
Coke Lime
Coke Lemon
Splenda Coke
Coke Black-Cherry and Vanilla
Coke Blak

wankerbot · 2 years

the evil part is true.

xNeyNounex · 2 years

I paid for Orange Fanta and got Orange Crush...I too wrote that man an anonomyus note. However, he did not heed my broken spirit and continues to put Crush in the Fanta spot.

Just because they are orange flavor, does not mean they are the same! Coke and Pepsi are both cola, but NO you would never dream of mixing them up. People would be killed, society itself would collapse.

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Tastingo · 2 years

Imgur link anyone?

I'm currently located in The UAE and they have blocked flickr.

[deleted] · 2 years

Both cherry coke and pepsi are disgusting, I don't understand how people can drink that crap.

culalem · 2 years

The stocker is trying to tell you something.

poopooonyou · 2 years

Which one are you getting?

That one..... and every one on the bottom row!

Before the invention of that flap, it was hard times for the vending machine owner!

-Mitch Hedberg

KazamaSmokers · 2 years

It's like a need a note from the Pope to get the restocker at my office to put in some fucking Fresca.

warmpita · 2 years

The button layout for the coke machine at my college is weird and I accidentally got a Coke Zero instead of a cherry coke. I was very upset.

johnbc5 · 2 years

I have gotten a Pepsi out of a Coke machine. I felt like I was in The Twilight Zone.

[deleted] · 2 years

At least this person got caffeine. Last week I paid for a Coke Zero and got Aquafina.

Captain_Underpants · 2 years

This is like something Ignatius J. Reilly (from A Confederacy of Dunces) would do.

benanon · 2 years

THIS HAPPENED TO ME!! Thanks for bringing back a long-buried and traumatic memory.

ouroborosity · 2 years

First thing I saw?

Problems?

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andknitting · 2 years

I buy them both and mix them. Mmmmm. And that way I get the worst of both worlds, health wise.

Pronell · 2 years

I worked at a place where, for a few years, our restocker was a blind man. He'd come in with his seeing eye dog once or twice a week. Fit guy, in his early forties. He'd tether up the dog, unlock the supply room, and get to work.

Somehow, we never really had any problems, although he did once ask me what a displayed price was on a price of batteries, and realized he had the machine set wrong, losing a dollar on each pack.

Then one day he was gone. Heart attack in the middle of the night. Never really chatted with the vending machine guys after that. The guy wasn't exactly a friend, but I'd talked with him more than a few times.

And I missed the dog. Service dogs rule.

Lizzip · 2 years

I can't find any cherry coke here in Germany...Theres something wrong with this place >:{

Aboozed · 2 years

Problem?

Edit: Trollface knew, look at the notice you half covered on the left.

PhilxBefore · 2 years

Take a hint, fatty!

sweetmargo · 2 years

Diet coke! Now I can eat anything!

omniforce · 2 years

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[deleted] · 2 years

Tape sign to vending machine.

Take picture of said sign on vending machine.

Take sign down and go about your day.

?????

Karma!

Mitch_NZ · 2 years

Problems?

inspector14 · 2 years

here the 7up is sprite and the sprite is 7up. but sometimes the 7up is sunkist and the sprite is sprite. the 7up, however, is never 7up.

bingbew · 2 years

Problems?

jt32470 · 2 years

coca cola is palatable, although your teeth get that feeling as if they were dipped in acid right after drinking one.

Cherry coke is okay, same after effects, but diet coke tastes plain awful. Why would anyone drink that stuff? I know there are some that are either diabetic, or obese,etc. But damm that stuff is plain nasty.

I got kidney stones when i was in my early 20's and my urologist mentioned that coke was the main culprit, so i kicked the habit.

Now i try a coke and get the feeling that i'm downing a 5lb bag of sugared water (yes, i know in the states coke has no sugar in it, but that syrup stuff) with some kind of acid additive. gross

sandrakarr · 2 years

Somewhat unrelated, but wheres that machine at? Thats an interesting looking bottle/can.

SleepingSheeple · 2 years

Put a couple of beers in the machine, and all is forgiven.

chabreck · 2 years

Damn those creationist vandals!

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