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[–]eclipse007 327 points328 points ago*

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42 million people will join a group titled "I am not going to pay 15$ a month for Facebook gold account starting April 2nd".

[–]cmasterchoe 114 points115 points ago

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That's because they can't join the group "I've got a gold account!"

[–]xrobau 54 points55 points ago

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[–]x0tt 70 points71 points ago

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setting the category as "in-jokes" doesn't help to fool except for the most gullible 85%

[–]1338h4x 46 points47 points ago

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It's Facebook, so it's probably around 98% that's gullible enough.

[–]hinorei 3 points4 points ago

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Yahoo Answers... only 3 days left to answer.

[–]Jowitz 23 points24 points ago

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I think we should preemptively create this group, expressing our outrage and see if we can get people to join our group falling for our own trick.

[–]bendablestraw 35 points36 points ago

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[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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You are going to change the name of that group do "I hate jesus" or somesuch inciteful title in a few months, right?

[–]Mason11987 8 points9 points ago

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You can't change group titles, probably for similar reasons.

[–]algo 3 points4 points ago

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what? no, of course you can and when you do it notifies ALL the members.

[–][deleted] 166 points167 points ago

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I did, with my luck no one will say anything, and i'll look like a giant jackass

[–]ltjboy03 93 points94 points ago

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Good, I thought I was the only one never got any responses from "friends".

Hello new nerd friend.

[–]mark445 92 points93 points ago

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Especially when it's something really clever that you feel really proud of, and you sit up all night waiting for the responses, and a week later there's still nothing.

[–]doug25391 52 points53 points ago

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Hugs all around... My name is Doug, "hi Doug!"... and I'm a facebook failer as well.

[–]saration 15 points16 points ago

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It's okay Doug, it's not your fault. We're here to help.

[–]Li0Li 30 points31 points ago

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We should all add each other on Facebook and comment on every single status update we make.

On a similar note, has anyone else noticed that cute girls always have loads of men leaving brown-nosing comments? E.g. she writes 'Feeling blue' and there's a hundred comments from guys saying 'aww, what's wrong hun?' or 'poor baby, don't feel bad :)'

[–]Trollforaday 3 points4 points ago*

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"QUICK! A WOMAN! WHITE KNIGHT HER AND SHE WILL HAVE SEX WITH US!"

Edit: Add all of these people to have some Redditor friends.

[–]jhra 3 points4 points ago

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I am one of those Facebook people where everything I do is looked at by all my friends. Last week my status was 'jhra just realised that hitting alt+F4 opens a Facebook profile editing option.' I had people tell me they tried multiple times for it to work, and wanted to know the trick. sigh

[–]goalieca 796 points797 points ago

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Step 1: Upload facebook gold photo

Step 2: Tag it with a guy and a girl.. at least one must be in a relationship

Step 3: add "you sick fucks!!!! i caught you" to tag

Step 4: go to hell for being such an ass!

[–]Sudzy 209 points210 points ago

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Dude, I never want to piss you off.

[–]soysage 126 points127 points ago

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I never want to let you down

[–]theshaddonose 62 points63 points ago

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I never want to run around.

[–]gclary 45 points46 points ago

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and desert you.

[–]lulzury 42 points43 points ago

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From 0 to rickroll in 1 hour. Wow.

[–]poder39 4 points5 points ago

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It's just what we do.

[–][deleted] 145 points146 points ago

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You guys don't have facebook gold accounts?

[–]techdawg667 118 points119 points ago

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I just got my heavy metal account yesterday. I've been coughing blood since.

[–]shadowsurge 41 points42 points ago

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\m/

[–]schimmi 8 points9 points ago

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That's the lupus, not the heavy metal.

[–]CanoeGuru 12 points13 points ago

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It's never lupus.

[–]Prius 6 points7 points ago

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Except that one- BLAAAUGH

axeface

[–]Xyc0 3 points4 points ago

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Damn it, Otto, you have lupus.

[–]dbug 14 points15 points ago

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I don't even have a regular facebook account.

[–]dirtside 5 points6 points ago

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I don't even not have that.

[–]astroid0 66 points67 points ago

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oddly enough. it timed out on me 3x until i renamed the pic

[–]kochier 23 points24 points ago

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Same here, thanks for the tip.

[–]demon_ix 20 points21 points ago

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I just copy-pasted the same photo on my desktop to have about 20 copies with different names, then uploaded them all at once.

[–]ArbysMachtFries 45 points46 points ago

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Clever girl

[–]neoform3 4 points5 points ago

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Use the simple uploader, I did 5 in one shot.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago*

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I renamed it and it's still timing out on me. I think they caught on...

*resized it and changed file formats and it still times out. they definitely caught on.

[–]Check_Your_Calendar 19 points20 points ago

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it's just timing out because facebook is really slow right now

[–]ShawnGupta 39 points40 points ago

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Because 500 billion redditors are uploading the same damn image.

[–]jordanadon 4 points5 points ago

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uploading as we speak

[–][deleted] 371 points372 points ago

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Ad icing to the cake: create an album where all the pictures are that image.

[–]whoaduuuuuuude 246 points247 points ago*

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I made an "XXX" album (im a guy) using the pictures. it's open feel free to post what you think of my nude pics since you all have facebook gold accounts... I would be honored to have reddit bless my comments section!

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?id=100000453267756&aid=9291

Edit: holy shit guys the comments are great! I expected a few comments but... WOW. You guys are the fucking best! <3 reddit

[–]xrobau 11 points12 points ago

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Your photo album has gone viral. Well done 8)

[–]FillInTheBlank 27 points28 points ago

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Screencap for those of us who don't use FB?

[–]nandryshak 21 points22 points ago

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[–]dragpent 44 points45 points ago

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Loved your idea so I decided to do it also haha

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=182439&id=519379514&ref=nf

[I feel like this is a mild waste of my first comment, but whatever]

[–]coolhandmarie 26 points27 points ago*

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Hey, you gotta change your settings so people who are not friends can comment on your photos :)

edit: they have changed their settings now, smarty-pants below me!

[–]trashytrash 92 points93 points ago

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No, I can comment just fine. You just need a gold account to see/post comments.

[–]charliedayman 4 points5 points ago

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Your non-redditor friends might just lose their shit when they see "Tee-hee, they're probably brother and sister, making it non-sexual and silly."

[–]CarnCarby 7 points8 points ago

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The comments are great!! =) Go Reddit!

[–]ani625 116 points117 points ago

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OMG!! How cn i get a gold account?! Do u hav any invites? How much shd i pay?

CLASSIC

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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How many of those are actual abbreviations on facebook? Especially "cn" and "shd"

[–]ani625 361 points362 points ago

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There are no actual abbreviations, only actual fools.

[–]bkh 5 points6 points ago

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Those are actual abbreviations everywhere. I recently received a text from a (former-as-of-the-text) friend that abbreviated 'can' as 'kn'.

I'm jealous of your social circle since you haven't seen them.

[–]vx14 400 points401 points ago

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[–]EngiWannabe 146 points147 points ago

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Hey, how do I get a gold account for imgur? :D

[–]asdfman 202 points203 points ago

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[–]lilmul123 154 points155 points ago

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It's funny because the joke is on EngiWannabe because imgur gold accounts technically exist.

[–]publicstaticfinal 427 points428 points ago*

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Sweet Jesus titty-fucking Jesus. You've just identified the negation (asdfman) of a riposte trolling (EngiWannabe) of a trolling (vx14) about a followup trolling (WillAskUAnything) of a trolling (teedotem).

IT'S AN ANTI-FOLLOWUP-META-COUNTER-TROLLERCOASTER!!!

[–][deleted] 280 points281 points ago

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Dude.... I'm kinda stoned right now. I think you just inserted a mind penis into my brain....

[–]toutfou_mcbeancurd 87 points88 points ago

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mind penis... I'll be adding that to my vocabularly

[–]eclipse007 144 points145 points ago

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mind penis... I'll be inserting that to my vocabulary

FTFY

[–]ltjboy03 24 points25 points ago

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I'm in the same state of inebriation you are right now.

...

I peed a little and blacked out.

[–]goodreverend 24 points25 points ago

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Wait, so which one do I call a hipster?

[–]likeahurricane 15 points16 points ago

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Well, as they say, if you can't spot the hipster in the room, you're the hipster.

[–]sophiee 11 points12 points ago

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so meta it hurts.

[–]Ajaxxx 10 points11 points ago

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Wheeeeeeeee!!!

[–]baconcatman 4 points5 points ago

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I don't know what to say except that this is possibly my favorite post of the year.

[–]MaxisDiedForYourSims 4 points5 points ago

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Upvote for hyphenated words that are actually ONE BIG WORD! I'm watching you, publicstaticfinal.. your hyphen tricks don't fool me!

[–]neoform3 24 points25 points ago

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I just tagged a bunch of friends.. Oh, this is gonna be great. :D

[–]christhechris 47 points48 points ago

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Same: This is how its gone down

FRIEND I can't see any pictures - it says: "This image requires a facebook gold account".....facebook is such a snob!

ME you'll just have to upgrade...

FRIEND how?!

ME they'll send you a link when your eligible

ROFL

[–]zomgwtfbbq 116 points117 points ago

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Your eligible what?

[–]judgej2 18 points19 points ago

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It's Facebook speak for "you're". You don't want to look like a spelling snob on that thing.

[–]partchimp 4 points5 points ago

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I can't believe they gave a facebook gold account to someone with that kind of grammar.

[–]christhechris 6 points7 points ago

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It was a requirement

[–]pussyogre 13 points14 points ago

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I added a few from last night party on google images that people can see.

Wonder how this is gonna go down in Madrid. http://imgur.com/kpyrt.jpg

[–]christhechris 12 points13 points ago

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Great Idea! And the cherry, tag friends in the photos!

[–]RimedWords 8 points9 points ago

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[–]dseidman 7 points8 points ago

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It took almost no time to get my first comment.

[–][deleted] 70 points71 points ago*

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Done. However, I thought the OP's picture was ugly, neon yellow and all. So I made these.

http://i.imgur.com/yASVI.png is for display pictures.

http://i.imgur.com/ScwdH.png is for anything else.

[–]1338h4x 65 points66 points ago

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Everyone's already using the first one, and so it's best that we keep things consistent.

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points ago

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Not that your pics don't look better, but they're a bit late to the party. Now there's hundreds or thousands using the first one.

[–]doogleduck 19 points20 points ago

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Good effort but you got the fonts wrong.

[–]brainville 6 points7 points ago

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crap. If only I hadn't just finished my album.

[–]mrallen86 134 points135 points ago

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Can anybody write an app that makes a post on your wall that says "_______just upgraded to Facebook Gold and now has access to restricted images! Upgrade yours today!" But then when you click the upgrade button leads you to a page that says "We're sorry, but you do not qualify for a Facebook Gold account because you are a [Random extracted relationship/religion/politics/etc. data from profile].", but somewhere on this page is a hidden link for the rest of us in the know to click and publish the message to our walls?

Or is that idea way too convoluted and difficult for a fad that'll probably be over in a few days?

[–]darthbane 50 points51 points ago

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Posting a fake profile pic that technically violates the TOS isn't that likely to get you banned.

Writing a fake, misleading app that violates the TOS, on the other hand? Hoo boy, you better submit it under a fake account and behind 7 proxies.

[–]NewWorldSamurai 63 points64 points ago

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Ooh, you better believe that's a paddlin'...

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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love the idea of this one

[–]Excelsior_i 44 points45 points ago

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Is that covert plan to find all the redditors on Facebook? :P

[–]wesweb 64 points65 points ago

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It's genius. There's at least 4 of us.

[–]Trollforaday 54 points55 points ago

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There are 4 redditors? I thought there were only 2 of us and we just had a lot of novelty accounts. We are so lonely. All of me.

[–]jmone 13 points14 points ago

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You're both wrong! THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!!

[–]picturestory 76 points77 points ago

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[–]ajrw 16 points17 points ago*

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Currently 27K+ fans..

(Edit) It's been deleted now.

[–]ralxz 9 points10 points ago

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Give 'em a taste of their own medicine for once

[–]ultrasupergenius 35 points36 points ago

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I created a new album, and called it "trying the new 3-D photo feature"...

[–]goodreverend 30 points31 points ago

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I used to work for an abuse (anti-spam) department. I used to think that Facebook had incredibly good counter-spam operations.

These days, not so much. One particular spammer (whoever is behind the "Facebook Gold Account" spam) is absolutely nailing them. He'll use a fake profile to create a group, then spam people with a group that advertises a "who viewed your profile?" tool, or a gold account, or some other ridiculous thing. These people will then copy and paste a javascript command which auto-invites all of their friends to that group, and the cycle continues. (Of course, you also have to do an IQ quiz to get your gold account...).

Every time I've seen one of these groups, it has in excess of 150,000 people who have already joined the group, which was created only a few days ago.

Whoever came up with this spamming method is probably rolling in dough -- unless Facebook can pressure his affiliate into giving him up or dropping him.

[–]lingben 7 points8 points ago

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sorry but don't follow - how is he making money via affiliates?

[–]goodreverend 17 points18 points ago

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He cons people into thinking that they just have to invite all their friends to the group and complete a quiz (to prove they're not a robot) in order to gain [X] special feature (gold account, etc.). So they complete an IQ quiz (or whatever quiz they choose) and the spammer has collected an email address (or worse) on behalf of the affiliate. Even a basic attack lasting only a few hours can net thousands of dollars for a spammer.

Fortunately, it's not difficult to figure out who they're affiliated with and then complaint to the affiliate (whose customers certainly don't want the email addresses of people who aren't actually interested in their products).

[–]deag 76 points77 points ago

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[–]punture 46 points47 points ago

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Now tag your friends.

[–]deag 14 points15 points ago

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I thought about that, but it just doesn't make sense because the "gold" picture is a placeholder picture not the actual picture.

[–]feelbetternow 28 points29 points ago

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If you tagged the picture, but they couldn't see the picture, wouldn't the tags still exist?

[–]deag 34 points35 points ago*

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Hmmm-Interesting question, why don't you upgrade to a gold account and find out for me??

[–]feelbetternow 58 points59 points ago

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How do you know I haven't?

BRB, free éclairs and blowjobs in the gold lounge.

[–]Jawshem 19 points20 points ago

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That's a dangerous combination...

[–]Peanut2232 19 points20 points ago

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Ah shit! That wasn't one of the éclairs!

[–]Xyc0 3 points4 points ago

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I'm sorry, fellas. The bakery's closed.

[–]rogrod60660 5 points6 points ago

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[–]boss1000 3 points4 points ago*

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[–]donnie0darko0 260 points261 points ago

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I'm still waiting on my premium 4chan account.

[–]elegylegacy 103 points104 points ago*

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Why is it that all 4chan jokes seem to take at least a full year before seeping into Reddit?

[–]gooseofmercy 149 points150 points ago

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Because it takes that long for the reddit-4chan sifting monkey to sort out all the shit and find the actual funnies.

[–]Dark_Crystal 44 points45 points ago

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being a monkey, sometimes it makes mistakes.

[–]marmalade 74 points75 points ago

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It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

[–]Raerth 27 points28 points ago

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That 'joke' is much older than a year.

Unless you were baiting for a joke about "newfags"...

Damn trolls trolling trolls.

[–]protoopus 18 points19 points ago

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the mind boggles.

[–]UniversalMindLettuce 21 points22 points ago

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...THEY DO NOTHING!

[–]dorasucks 23 points24 points ago*

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Tell your friends the only way to get it is to have over 350 hours on farmville.

[–]jsbarone 24 points25 points ago

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Image didn't work perfectly but desired effect was achieved.

http://imgur.com/62ZLM

note the border mismatch.

[–]rickyho27 7 points8 points ago

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you need more pictures

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I love throwing the light blue into my profile picture like that, but it seems like it moves sometimes . . .

[–]Homestar 10 points11 points ago

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It moves if your current status is more than one line.

[–]Strong_Bad 9 points10 points ago

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Since when did you learn how to speak correctly, crap for brains?!

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago*

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I have successfully trolled ... my 57 year old mother.

[–]ragingbullshit 16 points17 points ago

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Mom falls for it everytime!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I see it as teaching them a small but important lesson re: The Internet

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points ago

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You mean Myrrh?

[–]DrJulianBashir 35 points36 points ago

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I'm waiting on Facebook Frankincense.

[–]doogleduck 39 points40 points ago

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I recently upgraded to Facebook Printer Ink. It's a bit more exclusive than Facebook Saffron.

[–]NSNick 11 points12 points ago

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You mean you guys don't have Facebook Unobtanium?

[–]bendablestraw 20 points21 points ago

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[–]gbusjenkins 6 points7 points ago

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How to find 1000000 idiots.

[–]brainville 19 points20 points ago

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Who's going to go ahead & make the obvious next 'Image removed by facebook' pic?

[–]Check_Your_Calendar 35 points36 points ago

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This is how you gotta do it... Make an album and have the first pic be real so people click on it. Then the rest of the album is "Restricted."

http://imgur.com/31aHG.png

[–]Doc_Gerbil 38 points39 points ago

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Make one or two pictures progressively NSFW of you or a friend to really confuse people.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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You've done this before.

[–]lachiemx 37 points38 points ago

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I just had a conversation with a girl about how Facebook Gold was elitist, and when i finally broke and said i was playing a prank, she just laughed and said "Yeah I know, i thought it was a virus taking over, but I can't really see your pics because I'm not on Facebook Gold." and then kept going. I told her i will probably downgrade in a couple of days.

This however is a girl who i once convinced that I was a male prostitute, however. So...

[–]sgndave 24 points25 points ago

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This however is a girl who i once convinced that I was a male prostitute, however. So...

Did she tip well?

LOL, no I get the joke. But was she a good customer?

[–]mr_happy28 8 points9 points ago

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So.....? Carry on I am enjoying your banter!

[–]bubbaisme 11 points12 points ago

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Remember to update your status saying that the $16.95 a month is totally worth it...

[–]illicium 59 points60 points ago

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My improved version. No JPEG artifacts and fits into the design better. Make sure to update the cropping of the thumbnail, too.

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[–]RikkiTikkiTaavi 22 points23 points ago

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can i link this to my paypal account?

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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This is not legal advise.

Yes, that's perfectly legal.

[–]questionableadvice 5 points6 points ago

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It depends what your credit card number ends with. Some VISA/MCs are incompatible with Facebook—post it here and we'll figure it out for you.

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points ago

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"No word from Mark Zuckerburg on this unannounced release" - from digg.

http://digg.com/tech_news/Facebook_adds_new_GOLD_account_feature

[–]Baron_Facekicker 79 points80 points ago

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This comment requires a Reddit Gold account.

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points ago

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This comment requires a Pokemon Gold account.

[–]darthbane 96 points97 points ago

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This comment requires a Cash4Gold account.

[–]darthbane 22 points23 points ago*

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and see what happens

Which will essentially be "lol banninated".

EDIT: I mean, seriously guys, straight from the Terms of Service:

You will not use Facebook to do anything unlawful, misleading, malicious, or discriminatory.

You will not use our copyrights or trademarks (including Facebook, the Facebook and F Logos, FB, Face, Poke, Wall and 32665), or any confusingly similar marks, without our written permission.

[–]FillInTheBlank 19 points20 points ago

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Facebook has trademarked 32665?

[–]okiyama 44 points45 points ago

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS BIG NEWS

If you take 3 + 2 + 6 + 6 + 5=22 and then you multiply by 41.4090909 it comes out to 911. Are there terrorists running my Facebook? I don't know for sure but I am damn well sure that I'm getting in the bomb shelter right the fuck now!

[–]d_r_w 3 points4 points ago

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It's their cellphone number. If you get texts from them or submit texts to that number, it'll correspond to statuses (statii?) that you subscribe to, and update yours accordingly, respectively.

[–]brainville 8 points9 points ago

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If you do make an album, title it: 'Don't blame me, I don't even remember these. If you are in one and want me to take it down, just let me know'

[–]billsuspect 7 points8 points ago

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This will go well with my Colbert Platinum membership.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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I can't see it because I don't have a facebook gold account. What is it a picture of?

And since when is imgur affiliated with FB anyway?

[–]heidavey 8 points9 points ago

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<To see this status update, upgrade to a facebook Gold™ Account>

post that as your update!

[–]nambio 13 points14 points ago

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Unfortunately I don't have many friends (on facebook or in real life) so this won't work for me.

[–]gravitysucks 7 points8 points ago

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So, Digg steals stuff from us and everyone bitches. We steal stuff from /b/ and it's amazingly awesome?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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So many people would probably really pay for that stupid shit, it might backfire on us.

[–]CoreyVidal 14 points15 points ago

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I just added this to my Facebook Fanpage of over 20,000 people. Let's see what they say:

http://www.facebook.com/coreyvidal

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Wait, wait, wait a minute! So you're the guy who redid that awesome Star Wars John Williams tribute, you're participating in the Facebook Gold prank, AND you come from Toronto?!

Dude, I love you. :)

[–]Gurgy 27 points28 points ago

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Nice, I wonder why I didn't think of that.

[–]notaloop 39 points40 points ago

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This was a meme on 4chan at least a year ago. Its just made its way to Reddit after all this time.

[–]Klayy 11 points12 points ago

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year? YEAR AGO? it's older than internet

[–]karmanaut 25 points26 points ago

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Nice try, Eris!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Nice try now, but just watch. She'll get you.

[–]Howard_Beale 14 points15 points ago

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OMG that's fnord hilarious.

[–]ArbysMachtFries 11 points12 points ago*

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This comment makes me uneasy and confused. Downvoted.

[–]XoYo 6 points7 points ago

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How do ya like them apples?

[–]izrits0122 5 points6 points ago

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Bonus points:

Get fellow redditors to comment on what an amazing photo it is.

[–]elevated1 4 points5 points ago

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[–]colindean 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Icouldbeanyone 5 points6 points ago

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I will report back in 24 hours with results.

[–]fifth0 4 points5 points ago

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start telling people there is a dislike button with the gold account, and any other things people have been trying to get the FB team to implement.

[–]locke-peter 4 points5 points ago

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ok trap is laid. created a new album, called it "battlewounds" and posted a bunch of copies of the pic and tagged random groupings of people I know into the same photo. This should be interesting...

[–]Roximus 4 points5 points ago

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oh god you tagged one of my friends

[–]arcangelmic 4 points5 points ago

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I'm not aware of Redditors among my short list of FB friends. I'm about to find out.

[–]zaza410 5 points6 points ago

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Danny

what the hell are you doing with this gold shit

Andrew

i upgraded to gold

Danny

whh

why

Andrew

its awesoe

awesome

Danny

whats the difference

Andrew

well, you can personalize your facebook... like colors and stuff

it automatically corrects your spelling see:

aple

apple

and other sweet stuff

Danny

how do i get it

Andrew

you'll have to wait for your account to be flagged

[–]Droffats 4 points5 points ago

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Then change your birthday to today to flock everyone to your profile.

[–]lastingd 3 points4 points ago

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[–]sleepingbag 20 points21 points ago

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Yeah because all we need is another 5000, "OMG FACEBOOK IS GOING TO CHARGE!~~~~~I AM LEAVING!" groups.

[–]Acidworm 19 points20 points ago

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Wouldn't it be better if they did all leave though, less stupid people on the internet can't be a bad thing.

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points ago

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Fewer stupid people on the internet.

[–]rabiddachshund 15 points16 points ago

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Fewer people on facebook != fewer people on the internet.

:/

[–]freehunter 3 points4 points ago

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Wait... are you telling me... we can reverse the eternal september? Things can go back to the way they were before AOL and CompuServe and Earthlink? We can forcibly evict people from the internet?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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The thumbnail says "f this image". nice.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago*

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yaaay, I'm giggling like a schoolgirl right now waiting for someone to take the bait! eeek!

...

so, um... how many FFFUUUUU's tomorrow do you think from all of us who'll get 0 comments and finally realize that our "friends" couldn't care less about our lame profile picture?

[–]brainville 4 points5 points ago

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One of the people I tagged changed their status to this: http://imgur.com/7bF8y.png

[–]jduckworth 3 points4 points ago

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[–]mirac_23 3 points4 points ago

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wow, 2 minutes in and i've already got replies telling me i got robbed

[–]turtleinahalfshell 4 points5 points ago

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I am just seeing this now?! How many people's accounts have been disabled by now?

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[–]TheEwok 1 point2 points ago

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Done.