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[–]alreadytakenusername 182 points183 points ago*

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Look, you can carry three intellectual property infringements in a bag.

[–]milkywayer 44 points45 points ago

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Thats Chinese school bags for you. (Have used these in early school life whey they cost like 1-2$ / bag)

[–]IPickLocks 24 points25 points ago

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Four. I copyrighted tulips three years ago.

[–]BraveSirRobin 14 points15 points ago

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Five, it uses the typeset from "Mars" chocolate for the "Harry Potter" text.

[–]grt 12 points13 points ago

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"Obama" is intellectual property; wake up America.

[–]Grue 12 points13 points ago

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Well, he is pretty smart.

[–]mattshu 3 points4 points ago

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For a president.

[–]sundowntg 1 point2 points ago

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That's racist! You think you can intellectually own a black man?

[–]abetadist 1 point2 points ago

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Obama is intellectual property?

[–]moonman 59 points60 points ago

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That's one super, number one, fun-time bag.

[–]Lurking_Grue 14 points15 points ago

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Do not taunt happy fun-time bag.

[–]XYY 355 points356 points ago

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My initial reaction was "huh?"
Then I saw the tulips in the bottom right corner.

That changed nothing.

[–]HyperSpaz 6 points7 points ago

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I'm not sure I understand the tulips. Are they an allusion to the red rose of social democracy? But what does Sonic have to do with all this?

[–]Tyrus 7 points8 points ago

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Sonic makes it furry and gay

[–]goat_saliva 42 points43 points ago

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I read that as "My interracial reaction was...". Too much porn I guess.

[–]nyc_ifyouare 89 points90 points ago

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you know the word interracial exists outside the world of porn. As do the words "latina, teen, and even hardcore."

[–]goat_saliva 41 points42 points ago

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Yeah, I know. Last week I ate a mature beef steak and got really aroused. Mmmmm, delish...

[–]locodoso 75 points76 points ago

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Did you masticate?

[–]mapguy 35 points36 points ago

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At least 27 times in a row, it was exhausting.

[–]springy 33 points34 points ago

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Yeah, but do you swallow?

[–]CaptainKilljoy 62 points63 points ago

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So, are we done here?

[–]Jacko87 40 points41 points ago

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We are now...CaptainKilljoy you son of a bitch.

[–]CaptainAsshat 4 points5 points ago

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Captain... (nods respectfully)

[–]CptnJeanLucPicard 2 points3 points ago

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Captain... (nods respectfully)

[–]VIJoe 13 points14 points ago

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Living up to your name, I see.

[–]nyc_ifyouare 3 points4 points ago

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hope it wasn't too saucy.

[–]idkcosby 3 points4 points ago

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That's quite the collection of porn you got there.

[–]SubtractionAddiction 2 points3 points ago

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Stop trying to give me your giant box of porn!

[–]trollmaster5000 2 points3 points ago

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lies.

[–]iamdmorgan 5 points6 points ago

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Good Sir, you just made my day. I'm laughing hysterically. Edit: typo.

[–]MasterMahan 0 points1 point ago

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I can't avert my eyes from that puddle of urine.

[–]ruprup 55 points56 points ago

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FUCK IT'S THE BACKPACK JULES GOT WITH HIS WALLET.

[–]abitRandom 35 points36 points ago

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That's actually the content of Marsellus' suitcase.

"Is...is that what I think it is?"

[–]snorch 16 points17 points ago

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It's beautfiul.

[–]antifolkhero 0 points1 point ago

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Beautfiul? Butte file?

[–]HighInsights 13 points14 points ago

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I combined these two posts to come up with "What does Marsellus' Wallet look like?!"

[–]abitRandom 1 point2 points ago

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"It's the one that says... I'm gonna get medieval on your ass"

[–]trollmaster5000 5 points6 points ago

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it's the one that says Bad Mother Fucker on it

[–]Tossrock 46 points47 points ago

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Cast a wide net, catch many fish

[–]abbcccdddd 18 points19 points ago

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and I thought it couldn't get funnier than this!

[–]willcodejava4crack 6 points7 points ago

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What a cute pouch to put your batarangs in.

[–]rro99 155 points156 points ago

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Ah come on guys, please let's not make a big deal out of this or by next month hipsters everywhere will be wearing this shit.

[–]excitableboy 208 points209 points ago

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Oh, wow. I was wearing that way before you guys.

[–][deleted] 129 points130 points ago*

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Pfft...making fun of hipsters is so mainstream now.

[–]ALL_CAPS 122 points123 points ago

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I made fun of hipsters on vinyl

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points ago

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I made fun of vinyl... before it was even cool

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points ago

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I made fun of some really obscure shit. You've probably never of it.

[–]hans1193 10 points11 points ago

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Dude, I've been a fan of obscure shit since before it was obscure, and only started making fun of it once it got obscure enough.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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you accidentally my whole record collection

[–]somethingnotsoclever 4 points5 points ago

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He doesn't afraid obscurity.

[–]KarmaKaiser 5 points6 points ago

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I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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IRONY!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Wait, stop. Is this one of those times when the idea of irony is being used incorrectly? It is steeped in so much hipster speak and sarcasm, I honestly can't tell.

There should be a novelty account for this thing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I made fun of his masters voice before it was recorded.

[–]Tlon_Uqbar 1 point2 points ago*

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I was into being into things before they were cool before it was cool.

[–]trollmaster5000 2 points3 points ago

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whatever dude, I'm listening to Smash Mouth right now... on Compact Disc.

[–]IPickLocks 3 points4 points ago

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... back when they had their original drummer.

[–]audiotechnica 0 points1 point ago*

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I made fun of vinyl when records were still ebonite.

[–]raveway 6 points7 points ago

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I was into being into stuff before it was popular before it was popular.

[–]funkah 0 points1 point ago

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That's actually true.

[–]noseeme 1 point2 points ago

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It's not even cool anymore, I threw mine out.

[–]orblivion 5 points6 points ago

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Oh shit, I think part of me wanted to get this.

Is there a clear distinction between nerd and hipster by the way? Nerds love to parade around cheesy misunderstandings too. They just do it on the Internet mostly.

[–]rro99 6 points7 points ago

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Nerds parade around the cheesy stuff they love. Hipsters parade around stuff they don't actually care about, just to be ironic.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Don't let them destroy our joy of wearing funny stuff. Don't let them take it away from us.

[–]JuniorGong 1 point2 points ago

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I grew up in the hood and the numerous screen printers and air brush shops would make mock-ups combining all sorts of random shit to show off their skills. The hipsters would pull up in their bmws and buy the stupidest shit. Soon enough, the owners would use the leftover screens and colors on the old merchandise just to sell to hipsters. It was a great business model if you ask me.

[–]dextreFreeman 89 points90 points ago

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Dude...

... Dude.

I want that.

[–]HaveSomeVictoryGin 9 points10 points ago

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If they threw a little reddit alien on there it would be the ultimate fanboy bag.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I want it too! Where can we get? Reddit plz come through.

[–]OccamsAxeWound 0 points1 point ago

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Me too!

[–]kasim42784 44 points45 points ago

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i am trying to tie harry potter, obama and sonic together but my brain is starting to hurt.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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I pray your post doesn't fall in the hands of slashfic writers.

[–]criswell 80 points81 points ago*

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That, good sir, sounds like a challenge:

Barry, Harry, and the Speedy Hog: A story of pashion and erotica

Barack Obama, Barry to his friends and 44th President of the United States of America, stepped off Airforce One, exhausted from his eight hour cross-continental flight. Squinting to see in the dim light he surveyed his surroundings. A path lay before him, winding and meandering past a lake and occasionally weaving in and out of a foreboding forest. The lake shimmered with movement just below the surface, though the air was still and sky was calm. Pale moonlight filtered through listless clouds; it was then that he saw the most prominent feature of this lonely and desolate place.

Overlooking the lake, its spires stretching to the sky like great fingers, was the Hogwarts Castle. Framed by the dark sky, much of Hogwarts was hard to make out, but he had been briefed by his Vice President (who has come here often, and had an almost fanatical understanding of this school and its denizens) and could guess at what lay hidden in the darkness.

Beyond the Castle was undoubtedly the Greenhouses, home to many strange and bizarre flora. Across a field from these could be found a terrible and magical tree known to thrash anything living thing that ventures too closely. Further still, though at present completely obscured by a hill, must be the Quidditch Pitch, where an unbelievably confusing game is played that Barry, with his inclinations towards the far simpler sport of basketball, could hardly fathom.

Shortly after Barry had taken the oath of office, many great and terrible secrets had been revealed to him. Area 51 did, in fact, house the remains of a downed alien craft. Elvis was alive and well, and sharing a Condo in Boca Raton with Nikola Tesla and the brain of Adolf Hitler. Scientology was terrifyingly real, and Tom Cruise was responsible for defending the Earth from the evil forces of Xenu on many occasions.

But by far the strangest revelation was that magic was real, and that gifted wizards and witches attended secret schools all over the world to hone their native gifts and talents. He had desired to tour these schools and reestablish diplomatic relationships with the world of wizardry (after his predecessor had utterly destroyed that relationship by choosing a follower of Voldemort for his Vice President), but pressing economic troubles, a national healthcare crisis, and the secret invasion of flesh-eating Moonmen that his administration had worked so tirelessly to keep secret from the public, had all derailed his plans.

"Welcome to Hogwarts, Mr. President..."

The voice came from a wizened old wizard in a brilliant purple robe (obviously, something excessively formal reserved for meeting with world leaders). His face was kind, but tired, and his right hand was shriveled and black(1). The wizard notices Barry's grimace, and pulls his hand back into his cloak with a pained expression.

Raising his eyes back to meet the headmaster's, Barry greets him formally, "Headmaster Dumbledore, it is a pleasure." Barry bows deeply, and is suddenly relieved that no right-wing press was here to capture this moment and mock him mercilessly.

When his gaze returns to the headmaster's, he notices a familiar twinkle in Dumbledore's eyes. The old wizard purses his lips, and surveys Barry up and down. Barry knows this look, afterall, he was an extremely active (some would say 'rabid') bisexual and could pick up on even the most subtle hint of sexual interest. But, as he had once told Biden when he made similar overtures, he preferred veal to mutton.

(Continued next post)

[–]criswell 55 points56 points ago*

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The tour was surprisingly boring considering it was of one of the most famous schools in the wizardry world. He had toured the classrooms and study labs, seen the musty library, visited the Hufflepuff dormitories in the basement, been disturbed by the Bloody Baron at the house of Slytherin, and was bored to tears by the Grey Lady's treatise on Ghost politics at Ravenclaw. "Why does everyone assume I am so damned interested in politics," he thought to himself.

As they climbed an impossible amount of stairs, it dawned on Barry where they were now heading. Biden had recounted with feverish breath many tales of the great house of Gryffindor; Godric Gryffindor, and the origins of the Sorting Hat, the countless Quidditch Cup holders who hailed from this house, and poor Augusta Longbottom who was tortured and killed in the terrible war that once raged in the wizardry world. The portrait door swung open, and Barry was permitted entrance into the famed house.

Inside he was greeted by several students. There was an annoying ginger boy (who, obviously had no soul), too tall and lanky to be attractive or interesting in the slightest. Next to him was a strangely beautiful yet somehow harsh and severe girl. She stands perfectly straight, shoulders square, and maintains a serious look. She is obviously an overachiever, and her countenance makes Barry go completely flaccid.

But set apart from this crowd, brooding over the fire, is a boy he recognizes immediately. Raven haired with a determined look that suggests he has seen entirely too much of this world for someone his age, Barry knows this boy. His parents killed to protect him, raised by unloving and harsh step-parents, and constantly involved in various troubles, this is the famed Harry Potter.

The wizardry world knows him as, The One.

Harry looks up from the fire as if he had been interrupted mid-conversation. Above the thin frame of his glasses, Barry spots the famous lightning-shaped scar. Barry's palms begin to sweat ever so slightly, and he feels an ache in his groin as he imagines himself gently kissing and caressing this scar.

"Damnit, Focus, Barry!" He tells himself as he pulls his mind away from such images. "No time for that now! It's just exhaustion and jet lag getting to you! You said you'd never again commit an act with someone so young... Not after the Fred Savage afair of 1988..."

"It is a pleasure and an honor to be here in the hallowed halls of Godric Gryffindor," Barry smiled warmly, trying his best not to look at the raven-haired boy with his piercing eyes.

"Well," interrupted Dumbledore, as if sensing what was on the President's mind, "We should let these students get back to their studies, and we have more of Hogwarts to see..."

As he left the tower, Barry chanced one last glance back at the boy, and their eyes locked for the briefest of moments. Inside Potter's eyes he could see a confused spark, as if something had awoken inside him which he had previously been unaware of. But then the door portrait closed behind him, and Barry found himself once again in the drafty stairway of the central tower.


It was now quite late in the evening, and the tour had long since ended. Barry had convinced Dumbledore to let him explore the castle on his own before retiring to guest quarters. He brought a sole secret servicemen, Thomas Sonus. Thomas was actually a graduate of one of the American schools of magic, UC Berkley, and had been assigned to be the primary defender against the dark arts for the President. Thomas was a tall man with unremarkable and easily forgettable features, and there was some blemish in his past that Biden had once alluded to, but which Barry knew relatively little about. Still, it didn't matter, and here at Hogwarts, Thomas was the only protector he needed.

As they turned a corner, they came to a long hallway lined with various suits of armor. But something was amiss; Barry felt eyes upon him and a chill went down his spine. His brain wracked to remember the possible threats he could face in the wizardry world. Could it be a Dementor? A Death Eater? Something worse? Thomas could feel the presence too. From his jacket, he drew his wand, and scanned the darkness with squinting eyes.

A sudden movement in the shadows catches both of their eyes. Thomas quickly readies his wand and shouts "Impedimenta!" followed by a flick of his wrist and "Lumos!" A bright light bursts from his wand, illuminating a now paralyzed Harry Potter. A folded map falls from Harry's stiff hand. Barry leans closer and examines it. "Marauder's Map" is scrawled across the top of it, and tiny footprints move about the paper. Above one of the footprints holding perfectly still is the name "Barack Obama".

"I.... I'm sorry..." squeaks Harry through stiff lips as the full effects of the impedimenta spell begin to wear off. "I didn't mean any harm. I... I was simply... confused..."

Barry steps closer to the young wizard. He extends his hand out and lowers Thomas's wand. "Confused about what?"

"I.... I felt strange feelings when we first met in the tower. They were feelings I've never felt before, or, rather they were feelings I've never felt for a man before..."

Barry's pulse quickened, and he once again felt the ache in his groin. "Potter, these feelings are only natural. Many people feel them every day. In fact, I can honestly say I feel them too..."

"Mr. President, I... know of a place we can go... Where we will have some privacy. It is a room that only appears when someone has a very real need, and I think we have some very real needs..."

Barry glances at Thomas, who does not return his glance. Thomas once served under Bill Clinton, so he must be used to situations such as these, and Barry knows he can trust him due to the cyanide chip embedded into the skull of every secret servicemen and its correlating remote detonator which every President has on a chain around his neck at all times. "Take us to this room," Barry returns his eyes to Harry.

"The room is on the seventh floor, in order for it to appear, we must walk past its entrance three times while concentrating on what we need..." Harry says as he leads them down the hallway and up a flight of stairs. They come to a strange tapestry which is filled with ugly creatures in tutus and ballet slippers. "Now, walk with me.."

Barry follows Potter as they pace back and forth in the hallway. He concentrates very hard on Harry, imagining in great detail what he wishes to do to him. On their third time past the tapestry, a door appears. Potter takes Barry by the hand and leads them through the door.

Inside the room is every sexual aide and toy Barry's perverted mind could imagine. A velvet covered wrack with feather ticklers, a crate filled with fleshlights of every description and utility, full body suits made from rubber, leather, and rice paper, and an entire library of Hustler magazines.

Barry approaches Potter, takes him into his arms, and leans in close preparing to kiss. Suddenly, they are interrupted by a noise at the door. They turn to see Thomas standing in the doorway, dressed from head-to-toe in a fuzzy blue hedgehog costume.

In a cartoon-like voice Thomas proclaims loudly, "I'm Sonic, and I'd love me some cock rings!"

tl;dr Obama has sex with Harry Potter and discovers a member of his secret service is into furries and has a Sonic the Hedgehog fixation.

(1) : That's right, bitches, this takes place during Half-Blood Prince.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Jesus Christ. And AFAICT it's original, not an existing text with the names replaced. I hate you.

[–]criswell 9 points10 points ago

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And AFAICT it's original...

Yep... too much caffeine this morning, me thinks. Also, waiting for my Nexus One to be delivered, so I'm too distracted to get any real work done...

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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You should put that on your resume. "Can improvise fanfic involving any 3 characters chosen at random. Try me."

Next up, Jesus/Godzilla/Karl Marx. GO GO GO! ;-)

...no but really, please don't.

[–]criswell 12 points13 points ago

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You should put that on your resume. "Can improvise fanfic involving any 3 characters chosen at random. Try me."

I've considered stranger things....

Years ago I considered using the following business card:

http://files.samhart.net/humor/samhart-cock.png

[–]Unununium272 2 points3 points ago

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I'd hire you.

[–]K2J 9 points10 points ago*

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Barry knows he can trust him due to the cyanide chip embedded into the skull of every secret servicemen and its correlating remote detonator which every President has on a chain around his neck at all times

This is the most realistic thing in this entire post.

Also, bestof'd.

[–]blackosama 3 points4 points ago

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Obama bends over on all fours and winks back at Harry. Harry Potter takes his wand and shoves it into Obama's anus. Harry shouts "Engorgio!", casting a spell on the wand and making Obama squeal in pain and ecstasy. Obama shouts "Now that's change we can believe in!" Sonic walks in front of Obama and shoves his hedgehog into Obama's mouth, Barrack slurping on it, the coins coming out of Barry's ears. A Time magazine reporter walks by, photographing this moment which becomes the top image of 2010 and is immortalized on school backpacks everywhere.

[–]Ozymandyus 3 points4 points ago

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This is offensive on many levels. It shows how little you know of our country's proud heritage and respect for symbols.

coins

SONIC COLLECTED RINGS, YOU COMMIE. RINGS.

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[–]criswell 2 points3 points ago

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See, that's what I thought too, but Wikipedia told me otherwise. And I didn't trust my own knowledge of Potter-lore against the mountain of fans who undoubtedly filled out the Wikipedia entries.

[–]jakebathman 2 points3 points ago

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This story deserves its own post

[–]dmuma 2 points3 points ago

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Dear god, I am traumatized.

[–]DoctorCal 1 point2 points ago

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Needs more Fresh Prince.

[–]criswell 1 point2 points ago

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My only regret is that I somehow left out Narwhals... Then, and only then, would I have hit on every major meme in the known Redditverse...

[–]dmuma 10 points11 points ago

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Suddenly, the blue hedgehog had an realization. His lover, the tall and slender African-American President, wasn't taking in young Harry to discuss the military implications of his wandwork. Sonic immediately sped to the situation room, whereupon his fears were realized...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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an realization

I didn't FTFY

[–]dmuma 3 points4 points ago

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Though I didn't realize the error, it fits nicely to the theme of slashfic.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The word "whereupon" is under-represented in slashfic. Kudos to you.

[–]IDriveAVan 2 points3 points ago

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It's Harbamic the Wizpresihog. Obviously.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Someone needs to get on writing that fanfiction. NOW.

[–]IPickLocks 1 point2 points ago

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Saw that in a porn once.

[–]btraina 20 points21 points ago

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Can you imagine the guy creating this design.

Lets just try to mash up everything from any generation.

[–][deleted] 123 points124 points ago

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Basically. Probably some guy in SE Asia just like "HA! Bunch of Roundeye stuff on backpack! You buy!"

[–]MondrosenPrime 50 points51 points ago

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I'm from SE Asia, I pretty much say you're correct.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Same-same but different, right?

[–]big-o-notation 5 points6 points ago

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We all look the same to you, don't we?

[–]MondrosenPrime 2 points3 points ago

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Sometimes. What's up with the beard anyway?

[–]mtranda 3 points4 points ago

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Admit it, you guys are just jealous you can't grow one.

[–]MondrosenPrime 1 point2 points ago

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You know how some Indian chicks have 'stache? You can't even imagine what kind of beard SE Asian guys have!

[–]mtranda 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, for some reason "Ichi the killer" comes to mind.

[–]TheProphetMuhammad 26 points27 points ago

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He has the Obama supporting, Harry Potter loving, Sonic liking 10 year olds market locked.

[–]Rubin0 12 points13 points ago

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10 year olds do not like Sonic. They've never seen a good Sonic game.

[–]au79 8 points9 points ago

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My 7-year old loves the first Sonic on Wii's virtual console. And the latest Sonic games on the Wii and PS3.

[–]kaens 8 points9 points ago

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Report back when your kid is 10.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Someone should get Harry Potter Obama the Hedgehog to the hospital asap. Judging by the yellowing skin and eyes it looks like he has jaundice which means his liver might have given out.

[–]FeepingCreature 4 points5 points ago*

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<Foreman> We got a nineteen-year old male who is delusional.
  Started babbling about how he's the president of the
  United States and the KKK wants to kill him so they can
  revive Hitler.
  Oh, and he's a hedgehog.
<House> Cool.

[–]tsumnia 5 points6 points ago

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<House> Stuff him full of these rings and demand change! That'll make him deal with his mommy/daddy issues
<Foreman> But that'll kill him!

[–]DarthContinent 3 points4 points ago

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<Cameron> He's just a boy, a young boy with *feelings*!
<House> Uh huh. You just want to check his prostate!

[–]jackarroo 8 points9 points ago

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Did Sonic just piss himself?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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This reminded me of the German in Saving Private Ryan who, in an attempt to stave off his execution, spouted off random American catch phrases in no discernible order.

[–]Sacrament_of_Swords 2 points3 points ago

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Cat got your tongue! Cool beans! Betty Boop, What a dish! Betty Grable, Nice gams!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh say, can you see ? Oh-oh say, can you see ... oh say ...

Yeah, even he knew how lame that was.

[–]femmesrock38 5 points6 points ago

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90s meets the 00s meets tulips.

[–]narcalexi 7 points8 points ago

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China?

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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oh god, i don't even...

what the fuck.....

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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My thoughts exactly

[–]luizslvr 4 points5 points ago

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It's bag full of random.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Sonic looks pregnant.

[–]alpharaptor1 1 point2 points ago

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his water broke

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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He gave birth to some tulips, apparently.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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The font is wrong

[–]vebb 6 points7 points ago

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Obama the hedgehog eh?

[–]seifd 26 points27 points ago

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Harry Potter Obama the Hedgehog 10: Tulip Hill Zone

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Is our children learning.

[–]77or88 2 points3 points ago

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WTF! How the hell did they steal my design for my tattoo?

[–]banchai 2 points3 points ago

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Sonic '10, Change we can POOF!

[–]Shimbouzi 2 points3 points ago

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Make it stop!

[–]miracle_man 2 points3 points ago

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I must know where this comes from.

[–]cronek 3 points4 points ago

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looks legit

[–]norsurfit 1 point2 points ago*

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According to pop-ads everywhere, Obama wants moms to return to school!

I get the majority of my knowledge from internet pop-up ads.

[–]Talamasca 1 point2 points ago

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You buy now!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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So Harry Potter, Barack Obama and Sonic the Hedgehog walk into a bar...

[–]YazTheKarrott 1 point2 points ago

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So cool! I actually had a Harry Potter backpack in 5th grade. It had the gryffindor shield all big on the front, Harry Potter written in gold letters and little snitches as a background motif. Then I moved to France tho...they think that's dorky...

[–]sanfranman 1 point2 points ago

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The trifecta!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I want this more than I want a woman.

Message me if you know where I can buy one.

[–]detestrian 1 point2 points ago

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The Holy Trinity.

[–]DarthContinent 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't this the kind of backpack that would attract bullies like bees to honey?

[–]techmaniac 1 point2 points ago

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5th grade will be tough. Keep your nose clean.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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is it available to europeans?

[–]Doomfield 1 point2 points ago

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Richmond night market?

[–]NikhilVerma 1 point2 points ago

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Wait hang on .... Ugh ... What ? .... My head hurts

[–]ILoveTriangles 5 points6 points ago

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[–]v0-z 4 points5 points ago

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Wow, I never thought id meet someone who loves triangles as much as I do! _^ srsly tho, I LOVE triangles.

[–]throwthisidaway 2 points3 points ago

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Voted up, because you're willing to admit that aloud. You're a better man then I.

<- Loves Cubes, especially the first one.

[–]actionscripted 1 point2 points ago

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than

[–]yabadabibity 4 points5 points ago

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That seems like something you'd find in Japan. They always have random english words on stuff. ex - "Super Happy Mr. Cowboys Fun Tub!"

[–]Kasefer 2 points3 points ago

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Sonic peed himself haha.

[–]werdan 1 point2 points ago

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OMG! They've even got 'Garfield without Garfield' in the top left corner too!

[–]mappingphase 1 point2 points ago

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But your school-bag ought to have bacon, narwhal, pedobear and Christina Hendricks on it.

[–]zekkerjah 1 point2 points ago

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where can I purchase that bag!

[–]Clampurloiner 1 point2 points ago

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I don't suppose you're interested in running a little proxy service? if so, DIBS!

[–]PaulRay 1 point2 points ago

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That bag is filled with WIN!!

[–]shalaby 0 points1 point ago

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I guess they don't understand our concept of distinct franchises and that their not normally mixed when it comes to consumer goods.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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My brain just exploded...

[–]lexletov 0 points1 point ago

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Somewhere in the Philippines

[–]yammerman 0 points1 point ago

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look at that sexy frankenstein.

[–]hotwitch2 0 points1 point ago

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How dare you put his name on the back pac as Harry Potters name. It should be against the law. Have you no shame?

[–]noseeme 0 points1 point ago

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This is what China is for.

[–]ghettoleet 0 points1 point ago

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Is this something that you can actually purchase somewhere? If so can someone please tell me where I can find this?

[–]sean85 0 points1 point ago

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So much awesomeness rolled into one.

[–]johnnystorm 0 points1 point ago

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At least it isn't Comic Sans...

[–]sNOOBies 0 points1 point ago

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bahhhh i want one!!!!!!! genius. PURE GENIUS!

[–]katedahlstrand 0 points1 point ago

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Me brain just broke.

[–]schala09 0 points1 point ago

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This is the wolf shirt of backpacks.

[–]crumble 0 points1 point ago

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It reminds me of the first time I got super sonic...

[–]briangilmore 0 points1 point ago

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Sonic is there b/c this bag is Not For Resale

[–]assapopalous 0 points1 point ago

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I would rock the shit out of this backpack

[–]Astinus 0 points1 point ago

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They are subconciously conditioning the young to associate Obama with Harry Potter. Heil Harry Potter!

[–]bapppppppppp 0 points1 point ago

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How do we know for sure that you are really going back to school? Hmm, post some proof of the legal documents.

(Just kidding)

[–]kdizzle47 0 points1 point ago

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very efficient....

[–]infinitysnake 0 points1 point ago

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Is it wrong that I want one of these?

[–]knighter50 0 points1 point ago

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Please please please please.... I WANT THAT BAG VERY VERY MUCH!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I get this bag?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's some chinatown shit right there.

[–]Rumthug 0 points1 point ago

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Bizarro Sonic?

[–]glitchd 0 points1 point ago

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Please, no, not comic sans!!!

[–]actionscripted 0 points1 point ago

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The comments on this page read like they're ripped straight from YouTube.

[–]notrael 0 points1 point ago

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select *

[–]DarthContinent 1 point2 points ago

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from BackPacksIWouldNotCarryOnAGoodDay

[–]GreenK 0 points1 point ago

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It's only missing a Batman reference

[–]koinphlip 0 points1 point ago

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Harry Potter and Sonic The Hedgehog are clearly Republicans... I call shenanigans.

[–]tharealmegaman 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone notice that he's standing in a puddle of urine?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I approve of this so hard. Harry Potter, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Obama? Seriously, what crazy Chinese manufacturer is stalking me?

[–]zorlan 0 points1 point ago

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...to prove to my father that I am competent enough to manage his hotel chain.

[–]Adonets 0 points1 point ago

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Who was backpack?

[–]the_haunted_ounce 0 points1 point ago

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you must be mixed up in coke, or some shit.

[–]rottenborough 0 points1 point ago

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Someone has mastered the art of viral backpacks.

[–]shristea 0 points1 point ago

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attract friends from any generation

[–]dunus 0 points1 point ago

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You will be the coolest kid in school with it, no doubt about that!

[–]WinnieThePOOP 0 points1 point ago

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Talk about random...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going back too...to beat you up and take your lunch money.