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[–]lamejoketeller 147 points148 points ago

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[–]maldovix 121 points122 points ago

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a hellaova lot more people have suddenly found this review helpful

[–]neveroddoreven 18 points19 points ago

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I wonder why.

[–]irsmert 12 points13 points ago

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Cuz they got the best damn nuggets in town?

[–]noonches 5 points6 points ago

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Almost 1k at this point.

[–]tehRash 2 points3 points ago

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We are well past 2000 now.

[–]rememberence 9 points10 points ago

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981 as of my own addition.

Really, it's quite helpful.

[–]ike6116 7 points8 points ago

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thats the closest wendy's to me!

[–]S2S2S2S2S2 24 points25 points ago

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Go forth and holla.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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wow, I live 4 blocks from that Wendy's. They have this habit of adding honey mustard on my go wrap even when I say "No honey mustard on the go wrap". Still, the review is spot on. Their chicken nuggets are stupid crispy.

[–]stratocastification 3 points4 points ago

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there goes his perfect score...

[–]asdfman123 7 points8 points ago

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That reminds me of a review I did once for a burned-down walgreens:

I found myself in a hole in the ground‎ Rated 5.0 out of 5.0 By xxxxxx - Aug 29, 2008

This pharmacy is now a hole in the ground! I tried walking into it, fell into the hole, broke my leg, and was trapped there overnight. While I was down there, I had some time to reflect on my fast-paced life. Really, did I need all those medications to be happy? I came to a profound realization: I need to take responsibility for my own life, and not blame it on a bunch of theories about my "deficiencies." Thank you, hole-in-the-ground Walgreens, for making this so clear to me!‎

maps.google.com

[–]cyoung 1 point2 points ago

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Wow. The Google translation of the review in Russian is frickin' hilarious.

[–]jordsta 2 points3 points ago

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I don't speak/write in Russian, but I thought the Google Translate version was frickin' hilarious as well:

This place is upbeat and enjoyable. You will see that chicken nuggets are among the crispiest, that you have ever tasted. I have samples of the same, and exclaimed: "I'm sorry Wendy, but I can not help but feel that you are playful." Ladies tend to deep-fry machines, however, is very unpleasant. I have tried in court, in particular one, but she rejected my achievements. I tried to save face by declaring "I really do not see your appearance upsets me, as it is."

[–][deleted] 225 points226 points ago

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I read that in Mr. Chi City's voice.

[–][deleted] 153 points154 points ago

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I read everything in Mr. Chi City's voice.

[–]whorlax 156 points157 points ago

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So does Mr. Chi City

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I feel that if someone pulled one of the "Good news, everyone!" posts on Mr. Chi City, he would read it in Professor Farnsworth's voice.

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[–]Colonel_Mustard 32 points33 points ago

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the path to a girls heart is a stocked fridge yo. Gotta have the vitamin water for the fit bitches and the cherry coke for the hood bitches

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[–]funks 7 points8 points ago

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[–]deweyredman 9 points10 points ago

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if she has kids go to the freezer and hit that lil' n*gga with a freeze pop

[–]philip-arthur-moore 46 points47 points ago

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[–]MrTissues 19 points20 points ago

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Thank you so much for helping me rediscover this guy.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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He also says "BAM! Hit them little niggaz with a freeze pop!"

He is awesome.

[–]nightoff 16 points17 points ago

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FLIP IT NINJA

[–]KorgRue 5 points6 points ago

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soap to ya dome bitch!

[–]gc4life 13 points14 points ago

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I always read quotations in Morgan Freeman's voice. Why doesn't that man start doing audio books? He'd make a fortune.

[–]halldorberg 2 points3 points ago

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Because he's already making fortune doing something far more profitable than making audio books, narrating Hollywood blockbusters, you dimwit.

(Sorry about calling you dimwit, that was uncalled for)

[–]thebeefytaco 11 points12 points ago

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[–]buu700 7 points8 points ago

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I find this picture helpful.

[–]alecb 10 points11 points ago

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2 out of 2 people found this review helpful. Please you ugly anyway.

[–]Adelaidey 17 points18 points ago

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I read it in the Unforgivable guy's voice.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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bitch, that's a mistake

[–]AlantheCowboyKiller 2 points3 points ago

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Well, Wendy's don't sell their waffle fries for free.

[–]nrfx 1 point2 points ago

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Wendys doesn't sell their WiFries for free either :(

[–]icecubez189 9 points10 points ago

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CHI CITY MAYNE! HIT EM LITTLE NIGGAS WITH A FREEZE POP! BAM! SNACKS ON SNACKS!

[–]rro99 5 points6 points ago

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For some reason I read it in Tracy Morgan's voice

[–]Plob 5 points6 points ago

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I read it as Jesse from Breaking Bad

[–]Prius 11 points12 points ago

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I read it in Leonard Nimoy's voice. Just for kicks.

[–]ZebZ 4 points5 points ago

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Professor Farnsworth's voice, FTW.

"Great news everyone! This place is BAWLIN yo!"

[–]grantmclean 14 points15 points ago

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I read it as Aziz Ansari doing his Raaaaaaaandy bit

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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He's got vocab!

[–]MJ13 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for putting me on to mr chi city.

[–]AntisocialBehavior 2 points3 points ago

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Walken's Voice Here

[–]alecb 2 points3 points ago

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I read it in the Damn Nature voice.

[–]lickityskip 166 points167 points ago

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there's that negro dialect I love

[–]jkhatter12 66 points67 points ago

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Mr. Reid... I never pegged you as a redditor!

[–]alecb 18 points19 points ago

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Now now now. What I meant to say is... well... what I really meant is.. he's just so... so... articulate and educated for being, you know, negroid!

Oops, I think I just soiled my special underwear...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Miss Daisy? Is that you?

[–]r4dius 34 points35 points ago

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That review actually conveys a significany degree of depth in its descripton of the establishment. I, too would find it quite useful.

[–]DarthContinent 15 points16 points ago

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Indubitably.

[–]wicus_the_prawn 3 points4 points ago

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chonkyfire

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Pi-Per-Pi

[–]flukshun 4 points5 points ago

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indeed, and furthermore it advises against any embarrassment that may have arisen from attempting to court the ugly fry ladies, something i feel is of particular importance in assessing a fast food restaurant.

[–]ntlane2004 26 points27 points ago

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Okay, who's the one that said this review wasn't helpful?

Also, here is a link to the review.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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Hey, guys, looks like it's time for a Reddit field trip to Waltham, Massachusetts!

[–]danstermeister 18 points19 points ago

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I believe a shrine/monument should be erected on this property... this is holy Reddit ground now.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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That's an internet law, right? We claim it, we get it?

[–]MacHeath 5 points6 points ago

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Only if we have a flag

[–]utexaspunk 4 points5 points ago

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No flag, no country! You can't have one. That's the rules...

[–]alecb 4 points5 points ago

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We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on Mars!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Okay, which one of you did this one? "I do say good man, these chicken nuggets are quite scrumptious. Indeed they are.‎"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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The power of Reddit.

In about an hour's time!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Reddit's really moving humanity forward, upvoting troll reviews of Wendy's on Google Maps. I've never been more proud to be a Redditor.

[–]flukshun 1 point2 points ago

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"this location is not supported" when i click the "more info" or "16 reviews" links? is google laying the smackdown?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Anybody know the location of this Wendy's? Sounds like I need to go.

[–]PrincessSpoiled 19 points20 points ago

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Just off of BACON Street!

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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At the corner of TASTE Drive and CRISPY Boulevard!

[–]murrx 26 points27 points ago

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No dude, it literally IS off of Bacon Street: http://i.imgur.com/hiRUU.png

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Oh my God! Is...is this place heaven?

[–]fadingfad 3 points4 points ago

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Did you mean:
Crispy Ln, Centerville, Montgomery, OH 45440
Crispy Rd, Hokah, Houston, MN 55941
Crispy Dr, Centerville, Montgomery, OH 45440

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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I mean what I said, motherfucker. Google Maps does not tell me where Taste and Crispy intersect.

[–]robotnixon 11 points12 points ago

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Real talk.

[–]limerick_comments 429 points430 points ago

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There once was a man who wanted some chicken
He went to Wendy's and found his fare finger lickin' 
The frier girl wouldn't holla
Though the man was a balla
She most certainly deserved an ass kickin' 

[–]aquaticiguana 591 points592 points ago

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The females at Wendy's are kickin'.
They're almost as hot as the chicken.
I asked, "shall we dance?" 
She said not a chance. 
It's back to a sock for the dickin'

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points ago

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This is a quality limerick!

[–]munchybunch 45 points46 points ago

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What a cold hearted
Person you have proved to be
Breaking the pattern

[–]Mr_A 42 points43 points ago

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There once was a man from Nantucket
I couldn't be bothered rhyming, he said.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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The lines or these poems
Should break at natural points  
You fail at haiku

[–]libbrichus 21 points22 points ago

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They call me the Hiphopopotamus,

My lyrics are bottomless.

[–]kmad 9 points10 points ago

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My rhymes and records, they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes, they don't get made
And if you rap like me, you don't get paid
And if you roll like me, you don't get laid

[–]kjbkix 12 points13 points ago

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Ain't no party like my Nana's tea partay. Hey. Hooo.

[–]sweetmonkeybush 7 points8 points ago

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Sometimes my rhymes are polite,

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Like thank you for dinner Miss Wright

[–]Hunky_Dory 2 points3 points ago

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It was delicious, goodnight.

[–]fulmar 2 points3 points ago

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But a few others, not quite

[–]mrdarrenh 1 point2 points ago

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The questions is: Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus? Or just a really cool Opotamus...

Ahh... hedburg...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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DAMN, that you, Dolamite?

[–]Illadelphian 3 points4 points ago

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it's dolamite baby.

[–]benjib0t 1 point2 points ago

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if you see a ghost, cut that mothafuckah!

[–]whoami9 2 points3 points ago

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Congratulations sir, you have beaten the limeric_comments guy at his own game.

[–]just_some_chick 1 point2 points ago

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Now that's a real limerick.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is my choice for the Comment Of The Month Club.

[–]jleonardbc 65 points66 points ago

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There once was a 'nigga' named Chris
whom a fryer girl ventured to dis.
His parry was comic,
though physiognomic;
fourteen of fourteen aren't remiss.

[–]mbaldwin 10 points11 points ago

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You deserve an award for using "physiognomic" in a limerick, and correctly too.

[–]limerick_guy 15 points16 points ago

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If you're making a novelty post  
With a username meant as a boast  
You should make sure your game  
Will live up to your name  
Or you're in for a hell of a roast  

[–]minkus962 123 points124 points ago

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Weak. Up your limerick skills if you're gonna have a novelty account dedicated to limericks.

[–]ItsWhatIDo 79 points80 points ago*

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ooooooooooooooohhhhh. Limerick Battle! Step ya game up!

I came to reddit to see

Some interesting news for me

A challenge has been brought

but don't get distraught

now squash this dude like a flea

Edit:

I'm the real deal, my rhymes are so dreamy

Your words are a nightmare, a hoax a la heene

Cory matthews is my boy

kicking your ass is his ploy

Nobody one cares, not even Feeny

[–]kleinbl00 15 points16 points ago

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Meter, Bitchez!

Fer fuck's sake!

[–]imdwalrus 13 points14 points ago

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These lim'ricks just keep getting worse

And reading them feels like a curse

The meter's your buddy

Or else you'll write crummy

Attempts at this subtype of verse

[–]barfolomew 7 points8 points ago

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While the meter is certainly cool  
You have broken a cardinal rule  
It's a shame and a crime  
When you mess up the rhyme  
And you look like a moronic fool  

[–]imdwalrus 3 points4 points ago*

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You have a good point there, my friend

I blew that one close to the end

I meant to write "cruddy"

To follow up "buddy"

Curse my slow hands once again...

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points ago*

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Your comment shows intelligent wit

I hope I can be as legit

Sadly, I'm not so clever

Novelty, give me lever

Soulja Boy is a piece of shit.

[–]esotericguy 25 points26 points ago

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SouljaBoySucks is a hero of mine

I love reading his comments to pass the time

But although i agree on his views

his limerick makes me snooze

He and SouljaBoy should learn to mime.

[–]captainAwesomePants 70 points71 points ago

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Both of you fools need to realize that

A true poem need not

Contain any rhymes nor maintain any sense of rhythm or

Order. For true merit is achieved only in the attainment of a

Notable acrostic.

[–]realmadrid2727 55 points56 points ago

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The Captain has given his time

To a poem that lacks a good rhyme

With his hetero discarded

And his shit all retarded

His poetry should be a crime.

[–]retinarow 16 points17 points ago

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Your choice limerick left me heaving

And I've only just recommenced breathing

Your witty repartee

and your calling him gay

earned this upvote that you are receiving.

[–]kleinbl00 34 points35 points ago

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I

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[–]captainAwesomePants 15 points16 points ago

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It looks like you got downvoted, but I am upvoting you because that is technically an acrostic (the best kind of acrostic).

[–]Norzwn 4 points5 points ago*

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It would seem That they Have been unable to Interpret the Nuances of Mr. Awesomepants' Kind of poetry, yet I Salute him for his Outstanding usage of acrostic Technique, Openly and regardless of any Objections.

[–]ItsWhatIDo 0 points1 point ago

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I may need a bottle of shampoo

For it appears it is long overdue

Our rhymes are quite filthy

We shouldn't feel guilty

Unlike Minkus962

[–]piratebroadcast 2 points3 points ago

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Yes. They have to battle now. Its the only way. LETS DO THIS!

[–]limerick_comments 43 points44 points ago

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A challenger approaches from reddit.com
I will eloquently dispatch him with aplomb
He questions my ability 
But knows not the futility 
Of trying to dissect my carefully crafted psalm

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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your limericks do not flow properly
in fact, you form them quite sloppily
to learn proper meter
just become a reader
of the wikipedia article on limericks, it has all kinds of useful links

[–]borez 11 points12 points ago*

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Just FTR: your Limericks aren't actually Limericks. The meter is completely wrong.

Follow this... do not stray:

Ta DA Ta DA Ta Daa

Ta DA Ta DA Ta Daa

Ta DA Ta Da

Ta DA Ta Da

Ta DA Ta DA Ta Daa

[–]minkus962 28 points29 points ago

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There once was a limerick_commenter
Who challenged a minkus moniker
He went on the attack
After smoking some crack
But ended up punching his monitor

[–]captainAwesomePants 8 points9 points ago

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I did not think that this was a valid use of the word psalm, so I checked and, lo and behold! Psalm can refer to metric verses. Bravo, sir or madam.

[–]ItsWhatIDo 14 points15 points ago

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I've no desire to quarrel

To do so would be immoral

I got mad respect

I must genuflect

For skills so dope and auroral

[–]anarchman 4 points5 points ago

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Word.

[–]ArmageddonOuttaHere 15 points16 points ago

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I second this opinion. The syllables were all outta-whack and shiz.

[–]xurble 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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His limerick was funny. Now put up or shut up.

[–]Recoil42 3 points4 points ago

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Limerickator will always be the best we've had, in my heart:

http://www.reddit.com/user/Limerickator

[–]zanthraxnl 3 points4 points ago

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Can you do better?

[–]motravo 7 points8 points ago

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Try again. Limerick:

  • AABBA
  • 99669
  • dirty

[–]hobbified 6 points7 points ago

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It's not 9-9-6-6-9. It's 3-3-2-2-3 feet, with the usual feet for limericks being 3 syllables, but with substitutions it's possible that the A lines would be from 7 to 10 syllables, or that the B lines would be 5 or 7.

Taking some examples from Edward Lear, considered the popularizer of limericks:

There was an old person of Hurst,
Who drank when he was not athirst;
When they said "you'll grow fatter,"
He answered, "what matter?"
That globular person of Hurst.

is 8-8-7-6-8, and

There was an old lady of Chertsey
Who made a remarkable curtsey;
She twirled round and round,
Till she sunk underground,
Which distressed all the people of Chertsey.

is 9-9-5-6-10.

[–]AthierThanThou 1 point2 points ago

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I may be no student of poetry, but this is how I scan the first limerick:

There was an - old person - of Hurst (...)
Who drank when - he was not - athirst (...);
[When] they said "you'll - grow fatter,"
He answered, "what matter?"
That globul-ar person of Hurst. (...)

[–]dailycrossword 18 points19 points ago

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9-9-6-6-9

There once was a man wanting chicken

To Wendy's for fare finger lickin'!

Fry girl wouldn't holla

'Cause he had no dolla'

Dude had to leave holding his foreskin.

FTFY

[–]codefocus 19 points20 points ago

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Not just 9-9-6-6-9, also rhythm:

There once was a man wanting chicken

To Wendy's for fare finger lickin'!

Fry girl wouldn't holla

'Cause he had no dolla'

Dude had to leave holding his foreskin

Worked well till the last line.

[–]imdwalrus 39 points40 points ago

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Come on guys, it isn't that hard

For lim'ricks, you don't need a bard

To get in the swing

The rhythm's the thing

You got it? We're good? Au revoir!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago*

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There once was a restaurant where
fresh beef patties are stacked in pairs
i'll have a double stack
fuck yo big mac
I want my burgers to be square

[–]ItsWhatIDo 9 points10 points ago

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This limerick could be, the best of the bunch

I don't know for sure, it is only a hunch

However I must cite

breakfast burritos are tight

After smoking a doob before brunch

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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From london there once came a bloke
Who thought the taste of fast food was a joke
He quickly changed his mind
When one day he did find
The taste improves with a toke

[–]BdaMann 2 points3 points ago

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You'll never be as good as limerickator.

[–]whatisthecharacterli 4 points5 points ago

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Is there a translator in the house?

[–]BenevolentDog 15 points16 points ago

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Another reviewer (fluent in jive) provided a translation: This place is upbeat and enjoyable. You will find that the chicken nuggets are amongst the crispiest that you have ever tasted. I sampled one and exclaimed "Pardon me Wendy, but I can't help but feel that you're being facetious". The ladies tending to the deep-fry machines are, however, quite disagreeable. I tried to court one in particular but she rejected my advances. I tried to save face by declaring "I don't really mind, your appearance unsettles me as it is".‎

[–]narmy 6 points7 points ago

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ahh freckle bitches...

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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As a wendys employee I approve this message.

[–]emmadilemma 12 points13 points ago

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as a patron of Wendy's, I approve YOUR message. Also, thanks for being open so late when I'm high and hungry.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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No problem dude. High customers are the best. Just don't come in the lobby less than 10 minutes before we close like some people do.

[–]JudgeReddit 16 points17 points ago

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Make that FIFTEEN.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Is this that moment where we can parallel Reddit to Digg?

[–]big_cheese 2 points3 points ago

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Or YouTube

EDIT: Or Yahoo! Answers..

[–]acornwa 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. We have not jumped the shark, but we are levitating over it.

[–]lamejoketeller 2 points3 points ago

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Holy crap! This Wendy's is on the corner of Main St. and Bacon St.

[–]tehstealthy 4 points5 points ago

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Sounds like Wendy's chicken is really popular. Hopefully they don't run out.

[–]jwoo0303 6 points7 points ago

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the spicy chicken nuggets are THE BEST

[–]joshuajonah 17 points18 points ago

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In high school, a friend who worked at Wendys stole a whole box of spicy chicken fillets. They cooked up just like in the store in my home deep fryer, I was in heaven for two weeks.

[–]dallen 7 points8 points ago

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5 pc Spicy Chicken Nugget + Small Side Salad = a kickass $2 crispy chicken salad

[–]feb420 1 point2 points ago

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Double Stack + Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger = One hell of a two dollar burger.

[–]thatis 5 points6 points ago

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Word.

[–]tallonfour 3 points4 points ago

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Word word balls up.

[–]AThinker 2 points3 points ago

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white boy watched lot of 'wire'.

[–]Rtbriggs 2 points3 points ago

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this place is bawlin' yo

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (crying baby)

[–]kingtrewq 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ironpilot 5 points6 points ago

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it helps to parse that last sentence as "please! you ugly anyway."

[–]reeksofhavoc 1 point2 points ago

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Okay señor I don't knows how ta capito-lize.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I think Aziz Ansari wrote this

[–]da5id1 4 points5 points ago

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Apart from the faux urban slang, perfect spelling, diction and syntax. Even the final period was inside the quote instead of the usual last character in the sentence. No dummy wrote this review. No wonder it was so helpful?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah. When you stereotype a black person you have to miss spell shit.

[–]CiXeL 5 points6 points ago

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i didnt picture a black person i pictured a heavyset ghetto white wigger chick.

[–]sartorius 3 points4 points ago

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Final period inside a quote is bullshit. I mean, if you mean to convey the end of a complete thought and sentence which took place within the quotation marks, that is fine. However, if you intend to signal the end of the sentence of which the quotation was merely a piece, there had best be a period outside the quotation marks. Imagine the quote to be a dream and the sentence your life. The dream can take place within your life, but the end of the dream does not necessarily mean the end of your life. They are two separate things deserving two separate punctuation marks.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What does he expect from a redhead.

[–]matthaulk 1 point2 points ago

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As a populace we are faced with a choice about the direction of our democracy. The Supreme Court ruled that corporate speech is an integral part of our national dialogue. In short, that the collective voice of big business is as legitimate as the voice of any other citizen.

The sad truth is that we, as a people, cannot overrule this decision without a constitutional amendment.

Reddit. What can we do? Petitions are impotent. A call to action short of a three-quarters revolution is irrelevant. What is an appropriate call to action in confrontation with the potential for such oppresion?

[–]digitalkaiser 1 point2 points ago

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This restored my faith in the world.

[–]joe12321 1 point2 points ago

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This was clearly written by the (new) Scrubs character, Cole.

[–]flongo 1 point2 points ago

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When I clicked on the link, I instinctively read that in Cole's voice.

Reminds me of the Futurama Professor 4chan.

[–]WYLD_STALLYNS 1 point2 points ago

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EXCELLENT.

[–]Brattain 1 point2 points ago

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Nice try, Wendy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Due to this posting, I'm going to Wendy's. It's also going to be the first time I drive my car in 2 weeks or something (live in Manhattan). Wheeee! Just like the old days.

[–]Gag_Halfrunt 1 point2 points ago

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Review was helpful, but I had to report that picture as inappropriate.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I find that photo highly inappropriate.

[–]norsurfit 3 points4 points ago*

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If you go to Wendy's for chicken
You'll find nuggets so crispy they'll sicken
The workers - they're stuck-up
They'll say "Shut the fuck up"
If you flirt, and you'll feel almost stricken

[–]newt0n 0 points1 point ago

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Its like Jesus whispered in Wendy's Ear and said "Make it so that when you dip the fries in the chocolate malt, people will orgasm" -Shaun S (Woodland Hills)‎

[–]nerraw92 0 points1 point ago

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This picture be crispy like you never SEEN.

[–]MildlyAmused 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason, I read that in the voice of the jive guys from the movie Airplane.

[–]MrGregory 0 points1 point ago

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That reminds me of this guy on Youtube talking about o "swoping" the fan in the PS3.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6vt85R-c1s

[–]Dungbomber000 0 points1 point ago

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please. u ugly anyways hahaha

[–]CROOKnotSHOOK 0 points1 point ago

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Wendys is the business. Favorite fast food chain

[–]ISeeBatteries 0 points1 point ago

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Now the question is, did Chris come to reddit to make people find his review helpful, or did Nevona go to Wendy's to make a review to get karma?

[–]Borkz 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else read this in riley's voice from the boondocks?

[–]john2kxx 0 points1 point ago

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Heh, I wouldn't put this review past those Brandeis kids.

[–]capncaveman 0 points1 point ago

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That is sooo fucking funny!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Deaaaammmn!

[–]trel 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else got the Goodwill Frosty keytag? That thing is fantastic.

[–]SionGWN 0 points1 point ago

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I found this review helpful.

[–]Pandafox 0 points1 point ago

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Idiocracy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I like gangsta with my nuggets!

//rolls eyes

[–]kiliankoe 0 points1 point ago

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It's just about 20/50 helpful votes for me, why?

[–]BigusGeekus 0 points1 point ago

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Too good to be true...

[–]sodoh 0 points1 point ago

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At first I thought this was a quote from Jessie in "Breaking Bad". I miss that show. :/